Maybe a Fake Gintama

"In this place blessed by the God of Ninja, Mori, the general will be safe." Baiji Ranpo said, and then controlled the puppet in the wheelchair to open its mouth and spit out tea into the tea cup, "Drink tea and have a rest. Come on, drink it. This is the special Ninja tea of ​​our village."

Looking at the tea that had just spit out from the mouth of the puppet in front of them, no one made a move.

"Then what..." Xin Baji was the first to speak, "I'm sorry, Miss Baidi, that thing in front of you is a weapon, right? It's not a person, right?"

"Aren't you guys old enough to drink tea? Then drink this."

Kagura looked overjoyed when she saw something, and quickly stood up and moved forward, holding up the teacup and began to catch the thick brown substance sprayed from a certain part of the doll's back.

"It's Hot Cocoaru!" Kagura said in surprise.

"It doesn't matter, right?! The real body is really you!" Xin Baji instantly complained.

"I am a ninja who has mastered the art of puppetry to the extreme. I control the robot puppet and am also controlled by the robot puppet. Both parties are the same body. I am Baichi Ranpa, and Baichi Ranpa is me."

"No, I have no idea what you want to express..." Xinbaji complained silently, "Occasionally, people thought you were a doll."

"Don't worry, Xiaobai can sometimes transform into a weapon, sometimes transform into a kitchen utensil, it's almost omnipotent."

"In short, it's okay, right?"

Kondo looked at the tea in his hand and said, after that, he and Fourteen raised the tea cup and took a sip of tea.

But at this moment, Bai Di Luan Po spoke again: "And sometimes it can turn into a toilet..."

Looking at the toilet seat that was lifted on the doll, Fourteen and Kondo squirted instantly, then without any hesitation they stood up, turned around, and sprinted while holding their stomachs.

"Hey, the toilet is right here. If there is no toilet over there, you will die."

Before Bai Diranpo could finish his words, he heard the screams of Kondo and Shizuo who had stepped into the trap.

"Yeah——!!"×2

After shaking his head, Baiji Ranpo looked at the four Gintoki people in front of him: "This is the fortress of ninjas. I advise you not to act without authorization. There was a person who was twisted into a knot as soon as he entered the toilet."

"Where did the Dark Continent come from at this time!" Xin Bajiao complained.

"I see," Gintoki nodded, "Indeed, the general may be quite safe here."

At this time, Maomao, who had just come out of the toilet and was covering his lower body with a painful expression, appeared on the screen.

"The general was twisted into a mess first! Is that there?! Sure enough, he was twisted into a mess there!" Shinbachi complained crazily.

"As you can see," Bai Di Luan Po spoke again, "I will ensure the general's safety, and then you can rest assured to leave it to us."

Kagura clenched her fists and showed a serious expression: "If we don't protect the general, who else will protect the general!"

"The enemy has a military force that can match that of a country. If you have half-hearted ideas like protecting the general, the general will definitely die again."

"It doesn't matter Aru! Just leave that idiot to me!" Kagura clenched her fists, "Although I don't know what he wants to do, but... just leave it to me Aru! That... stupid brother..."

"Really?" Baiji Ranpo just glanced at Goku casually, and then said: "By the way, can you really do it? Can you kill a general with your hands like that brat from the Hattori family?"

"Huh? What do you mean?" Xin Bajiao was confused.

Baidi Ranpo slowly explained: "I met that man a few months after being ravaged by the spring rain. He had already explored the situation and knew everything. Although the enemy was from the Hitotsubashi faction at the beginning The extremist ronin faction has now grown into a powerful force that is difficult to contend with. As long as the general is still in power, the enemy will not give up.

In order to protect the general, protect Iga, and quickly contain the disaster of war, there is only one way. It is to kill the general Tokugawa Shigemo and turn him back into an ordinary person named Tokugawa Shigemo.

What he killed was the container named General. Only by making everyone in the world think that he is dead can the life of a man named Tokugawa Shigemo be saved.

For this reason, he did not hesitate to risk his life and chose to be infamy for eternity. "

After hearing this, Gintoki thought of Zenzo who gave him the jump that day, "Did that guy think so from the beginning?"

At this time, the little ape stood up, turned around, and rushed out as fast as he could.

Bai Di Luan Po spoke again: "You can't tell anyone that the general is still alive. If you don't want to hurt innocent people anymore."

"Do you think they will stop after taking the general's head?" Gintoki asked as he stood up, then turned around and walked slowly towards the terrace, while looking at the sky in the distance.

"Do you know the enemy?"

"I know you," Gintoki said with a hint of helplessness in his tone as he looked at several Haruyu ships approaching slowly in the distance, "I'm tired of realizing it."

Looking at the spaceship in the distance, Xin Baji said in panic: "Could it be that... the general's hiding here has been exposed?"

"The Hattori brats wouldn't make that kind of mistake." Baiji Ranpo shook his head.

"Then why is this?" Xin Baji asked.

"Look carefully, this is that person." Gintoki said calmly, "He will not stop even if the general dies, and he will not stop even if the regime changes."

As he said that, Gintoki thought of the overlapping figures of Jiang Cheng and Song Yang, "Even if you already know that that person is still there in a sense, you will never look back. If you want to stop him, you can only kill him. It just so happens that there is no strange guy to disturb me this time, so I will take it seriously and let him stay here (accept the reality). This is my... responsibility."

"Yin Sang..."

…

Inside Chunyu's spaceship, Shenwei was sitting cross-legged on the ground, squinting his eyes, shaking his head, and humming some tune. He seemed to be in a good mood.

"Hey, leader, is it really okay to be so excited?" Afutu complained with the corner of his mouth curled up.

"Isn't it right to be a little excited when you think about the possibility of fighting against a super strong opponent?"

"Maybe it will disappoint you."

"What are you talking about?" Shenwei still had a smile on his face, "For that idiot, his favorite thing is to wipe the butt of the junior."

"So you just went to the toilet without toilet paper and didn't ask anyone to send toilet paper there?"

"No, that one is just too smooth, so you don't need to wipe it. And... that's the fully automatic toilet I just bought, so it's no problem if you don't use it."

Afutu nodded: "Rinse with warm water paired with Enya music. That's really great."

"Hey? How do you know, Futu? Are you saying that you secretly went to my exclusive toilet?"

"No, no, no! Absolutely nothing!" Afutu shook his head like a rattle, "I just saw it from the advertisement! But then again, can such a simple plan really attract that kind of guy? ? And... I feel like being the one who betrayed me, I always feel guilty."

"Really? Isn't this a free pirate?"

"No, no matter what, the other party saved us and so on."

"But the kindness and all that, I feel like it has been repaid a long time ago." Kamui still had a smile on his face, and then opened his eyes, "And...Afutu, you may not know that at that time, even without Gao Zai, we still had This kind of thing will be fine..."

"Oh?" Afutu narrowed his eyes and slightly raised the corners of his mouth with a meaningful look on his face: "I really don't know about this kind of thing."

"It's really distressing~" Kamui complained with a pouted mouth, "Since when did I start to feel like my life was being controlled? This feeling that I don't like, I don't like it, I don't like it. It seems... ...It started from the moment I met that man (Jiang Cheng). So this time, I have to be rebellious."

Afutu deliberately shouted: "Hey, did everyone hear it? The leader's rebellious period is coming, so you have to be more careful."

"Hahaha…"

"The leader is still a brat."

"That's it, ahaha..."

All the night rabbits burst into laughter.

"Okay, before that, if you play a little bit, there shouldn't be any problem." As he said that, Kamui counted on his fingers, "Ninja... samurai... sister... ah, I feel like I can play with it. It’s been two games. I’m so lucky.”

…

On the other side, Edo.

A group of Shinsengumi soldiers who were on duty to defend the General's Mansion were suddenly summoned by Lord Matsudaira.

Before Lord Matsudaira could tell the truth about the general's assassination plan, a soldier who discovered something hurriedly ran to Lord Matsudaira.

"It's not good! Mr. General, he... Mr. General, he...!"

"Tch, don't you even miss this place?" Songping said, then waved his hand, "Ah, it doesn't matter, that one is not a real general but a Kagemusha."

"Huh? Kagemusha?" Yamazaki was shocked, "Is the general we protect a Kagemusha!"

"Ah, anyway, let's all get on the spaceship. Boys, I will take you to have a carnival!"

"Carnival?" Yamazaki still looked puzzled.

"Ah, this is probably the last party, let's go! Boys!"

…

Until Lord Matsudaira's huge spaceship slowly took off, the grave of the "Kagemusha" who had been buried nearby suddenly moved, and then, a hand came out of the grave.

"Bah!" The "Shadow Warrior" crawled out of the tomb, "What, there is really no human touch at all. Burying him on the spot doesn't even bring any tribute."

"Who...are you?" Nobunaga's voice sounded behind the "Shadow Warrior" who had just crawled out of the grave.

"It's troublesome..." The Kagemusha sighed, and then turned back to look at Nobunaga, who was pointing the sword at him. "And she is still a woman, so there is only..."

Suddenly noticing something, Nobunaga's pupils shrank, and she was just about to take action, but suddenly her eyelids trembled, she slowly closed her eyes and fell down...

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