Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Shouldn't my daughter give me advice and guidance when I have a bad boyfriend?! Why are you all so unanimous in wanting to get rid of her?!"

"Dad, I will never admit that kind of flashy little gangster as a boyfriend! And... communicating with my daughter at such a sensitive age... How is it possible to do such a thing!" Mr. Matsudaira said through gritted teeth.

"It's so noisy! I will never admit that a person like you is the police chief!" Fourteen pulled his neck and replied, "And... what do you mean you can't communicate with a daughter of this age? I just don't dare to go. Do it! If you can’t communicate with your daughter, why would you choose to kill your daughter’s dating partner?!”

"Hijikata-san, I will never admit that someone like you is the deputy leader of the Shinsengumi team." Sougo said.

"Shut up!" Fourteen shouted at Sougo, and then looked at Lord Matsudaira again, "Are you kidding me? We skipped work to be with you, but we are actually helping you ruin your daughter's date?! Don't do it! Yes, back."

With that said, Fourteen turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng fired a second shot.

"Ah, just a little bit~" Jiang Cheng looked regretful, "Just a little bit close to hitting his weapon."

"Next time, hit the two balls above the weapon." Matsudaira suggested.

"Yoshi, then...GAME START!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked over by Shi Shi who came back, "START what the hell! You should leave quickly and don't get in the way here!"

"Hey? Who are these people?" Qingta woke up leisurely at this time, but when he opened his eyes, he saw these people who seemed to have malicious intentions, and quickly ran to Jiang Cheng's side, "Jiang Cheng Brother, what are you doing here?!"

"Hey, are you awake?" Jiang Cheng looked at the somewhat panicked Haruta, and with a flash of inspiration, he handed the gun in his hand to Haruta, "Did you see that little gangster in the distance? Use this to point at him. [beep——] hit.”

"Huh? Why?" Qingta was a little confused.

"Train!" Jiang Cheng said seriously, "I have always felt that it is time. Since you are a man from Yoshiwara, you must learn to fight! Fight those stinky men! Yue Yong will not teach you, so only I will. I’ll teach you! Quick, shoot! Toadji!”

"What the hell are you teaching a child!" Fourteen shouted, "What do you want to train him to be like?! Is he like Mr. Toad?!"

"That's right!" Mr. Matsudaira continued, "Let's hit the heart! That part is fine too."

"That's pretty much what you said!" Fourteen complained.

"Are you feeling sorry for that kind of scumbag? Fourteen!" Lord Matsudaira sternly said, "Do you think that kind of scumbag can make Li Zi happy?! Although I also think that as long as the daughter likes it, the father should approve it. It's a headache. I thought about it for a long time, but the final conclusion is that it must be erased..."

"You think too much!" Fourteen shouted.

"Hey, why do you feel like this guy talks so much today? Doesn't your true selection team have a character called virginity that you specifically complain about?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Sougo next to him.

"Ah, it's difficult to appear on screen, so I just want to occupy more words." Sougo explained, "And the character is not called [Virgin], but [Virgin Yamazaki who has no sense of existence in his life]."

"I see..." But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng noticed something, "Well, that girl and that little gangster have already entered the playground!"

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"I'm talking about Kondo-san, please tell me about this idiot." As he said that, Fourteen looked at Kondo who was squatting on the ground and messing around with something.

"Who do you think is Kondo-san?" Kondo said, standing up, wearing sunglasses and holding a newly assembled sniper rifle in his hand, "Please call me Killer Orangutan No. 13!"

"What are you doing..." Fourteen was too lazy to complain, "What is 13?"

"A symbol of misfortune,

I was dumped by Miss A Miao for the thirteenth time this year! "As he said that, Kondo had already walked to the grass and set up his sniper rifle, "Uncle! let me help you! What I hate the most is when men dress up so fancy and look bad! "

"Kondo..." Mr. Matsudaira on the side was actually a little moved. When he was moved, he reassembled a sniper rifle for himself.

"I watched Lizi grow up, just like my biological sister! How could you leave it to a man like that! Let's go! Uncle!" With that, Kondo was the first to rush into the playground.

Mr. Matsudaira on the side also rushed in with quick eyes and hands, dragging Haruta beside him, "Kid, I'll hit you on the head, [beep——] and give it to Kondo, and I'll give you the heart! If you hit me, uncle will give it to you." You buy the gift you like!”

"Huh? Really? Can anything be done?" Haruta asked.

"Ah, really, anything except my daughter!"

…

"Oops, maybe we will actually take action," said Fourteen, looking at Sougo aside, "Sougo, please say a few words!"

"Huh?" Sougo, who had already put on his sunglasses and held a sniper rifle, replied, "Who is Sougo? I am Killer Sougo No. 13!" With that, Sougo also rushed into the amusement park, running as he did. Said, "It looks interesting. I'll be back soon..."

"Yeah, then I will..." Jiang Cheng also took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on. Although he didn't have a sniper rifle, he reluctantly used an umbrella instead, "I'll just go..."

"You don't have to go!" Fourteen said, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar, "Do you really want to cause death?"

"Ah hahaha, I just accepted your commander's commission, and it looks very interesting, doesn't it?"

"It's so funny!" Fourteen shouted, and then he took a puff of cigarette and continued, "Anyway, you have to stop them with me. You have added a lot of fuel and jealousy here!"

"Actually, when I played Counter-Strike, I preferred to be a gangster. I was quite disgusted with being a policeman," Jiang Cheng said.

"Who is talking about games with you! But that's right. Today you are the police! Uncle Matsudaira and the others are the gangsters! That couple are the hostages! We must protect them!"

"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng suddenly became interested, "Is that orangutan also our enemy? Can it be shot? It's so interesting! A real-life version of Counter-Strike! Here I come!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng also rushed into the amusement park.

"Can you please listen to what I'm saying! You can't kill! You can't kill anyone!" After saying that, Fourteen realized that he seemed to have missed something, "You can't kill even the orangutans!"

…

At this time, Li Zi and her gangster boyfriend were riding the merry-go-round.

Not far from them were three men with guns and sunglasses, including Matsudaira, Kondo, and Sougo, as well as Gamakichi with a gun and sunglasses.

"You bastard, what a trick! You actually chose to play this!" Mr. Songping said bitterly.

"I can't aim well, and I feel a little sick..." Kondo said, holding up the sniper rifle.

"The most important thing is when can we catch up with them? How come the distance is not shortened at all?" Songping Gong continued.

"How can it be shortened? This is a merry-go-round! It rotates with the base!" Haruta complained loudly.

"As expected of a Yoshiwara brat, he even knows about this kind of thing." After a pause, Lord Matsudaira continued, "I have never been to an amusement park, so I don't know. Although I often go to adults' amusement parks!"

"Huh? Really? Then why haven't I seen you in Yoshiwara?" Haruta asked curiously, "Are you bragging?"

"Huh? Uncle, I am a frequent visitor to the bar! Compared to the Yoshiwara women who can do anything as long as they give you money, I still like the women in the bar. Even so, if you have to invite me to Yoshiwara If so, I can reluctantly go there..."

…

Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi were standing on the side of the carousel watching.

"It's a good thing that they all have tricks in their heads, otherwise that little gangster might have been in danger just now." Fourteen said with lingering fear. However, just as he finished speaking, Fourteen saw Jiang Cheng raising his umbrella and constantly looking at the little gangster sitting next to Li Zi.

"what are you doing?!"

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng turned around, "Anyway, there are only two of us. If we calculate the score, we won't lose even if we kill the hostages in advance, right? Ten points will be deducted for killing one hostage, but you can earn it back with the gangster's head, right? !Can’t you even do such simple arithmetic?”

"Do you really think you're playing a game?!" Fourteen almost rolled his eyes in anger, "Switch the game! Switch to a game that hinders their date!"

"Huh? I just played the last chapter of this game. I have to play this chapter. Will the readers be bored, Liu Haijun?"

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"Shichibei-san~ I want to ride on that one~" Kuriko said, pointing to the roller coaster.

"No way, I'm not good at that kind of thing anymore." Little bastard, no, Qibei replied, scratching his head.

"Are you afraid?" Lizi asked with a smile.

"It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that it makes me sick." Nanibei explained.

"Actually, you're afraid, right?"

"No!" Nanibei retorted and reassured, "Be good, go and sit alone."

"No, let's go ride together~" Lizi said coquettishly, pulling Nanbei along, while looking at the roller coaster track aside, "It's really fun~"

Just as Qiubei was about to refuse, he felt a hard object pressed against his back.

"Don't do it to me! Go away! You Dutch cow!" Sougo held a dagger against Nanbei's back and reminded him in a low voice, "If you dare to scream, I will make more holes in you!"

In an instant, Qiubei was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat and did not dare to breathe out.

Seeing that something was obviously wrong with Nanchibei next to him, Lizi asked: "Shichibei-san? What's wrong with you?"

"Well... I think... we'd better sit together..."

…

Jiang Cheng sat on a bench in the amusement park and watched this scene. He said helplessly: "It's obvious that you only need one or two bullets, but you made it so troublesome. It's really..."

"That's right, the police these days are all so virtuous..." Lord Matsudaira sighed.

"You are the chief of the police, okay!" Fourteen retorted, and then glanced at Sougo who was busy, "In short, if we just let the two of them break up, they don't have to do those unnecessary things. There are various ways. "

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