Maybe a Fake Gintama

In a transparent glass tank, with his eyes closed and soaked in nutrient solution, Jiang Cheng, whose body was covered with various detection magnets, suddenly opened his eyes.

Crash--

Jiang Cheng sat up from the nutrient solution, raised his hands and shook them slightly.

Saki, who was sitting in front of a certain piece of equipment, picked up Jiang Cheng's clothes and threw them towards Jiang Cheng while standing up.

"If you don't mess around, your body can barely hold on for a while. Even these top-grade nutritional solutions are still not as good as Altana."

"It's enough." Jiang Cheng, who had already put on his clothes, said with a smile, "I feel that my body has become much more relaxed. How long has it been since I said that?"

"A month."

"A month..." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, "I promised that I would just check my body, but this is what happened."

"According to the previous state, if you continue to mess around like before, your core will dry up and you will die."

"What now?"

"The chance of survival is just one percent higher."

"Yeah, yeah, just for this single percentage point? It's really hard to be grateful."

"Who cares about the life and death of a guy like you? I just think that if you die, the previous debt will not be recovered at all, just an extra percentage point."

"That's it..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Saburo and others who were crowded at the door: "But after sleeping for a month, it has become a problem now. They..."

…

In the main control room of the spacecraft.

Sanlang spoke fiercely: "Jiang Chengsang! How can I let you be alone... We have come together today, even if it is a sin, we can all bear it together!"

"Anyway, we who have been stained with blood and sin will eventually go to hell sooner or later! At least... let us be with you!"

"That's right! After all, we are the only ones in this universe who can understand Jiang Chengsang!"

Looking at the serious eyes of the hundreds of people led by Kuroko and Saburo who had been secretly preserved during and after the war,

Jiang Cheng took a deep breath slowly, with some relief on his face.

"That's it...then let's go to hell together."

"Oh!!"×n

"But..." Jiang Cheng changed the topic and raised his index finger, "As before, the guy who has no offspring and is a single boy in the family, get out of here. Guys who can't complete the genetic mission of mankind are not qualified to go to the battlefield."

"If that's the case, Jiang Chengsang, you are the first one who needs to go back!"

"No, I do have a daughter on Earth who treats me as her father, even though she is a robot."

"What kind of daughter is that?"

Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head, with a sigh on his face: "Do you think you are ugly, so you will never find a girlfriend when you go back, so you don't want to go back? You can't hide this kind of thing, and everyone must also I've already discovered it, I just don't want to expose you."

"That's right!"×n

The man just now went crazy instantly.

"You guys are pretty much the same!"

"Huh? Who are you talking about? When I was in my hometown, several girls in the village wrote me love letters!"

"Me too! When I was in private school, my desk was full of love letters every day!"

"Actually, the child my stepmother gave birth to later, he..."

Jiang Cheng interrupted: "Hey, who just said that about stepmother? Hei... Hei Ziye?!!!"

"I just said that I learned the year before last that my father had found a beautiful woman and had a child, so I am no longer the only man in the family."

Hearing the sound, everyone showed a somewhat boring expression at the same time.

"Speak clearly next time."

"Yes." Heiziye nodded, but he suddenly discovered something the next moment. He looked at the spaceship slowly coming towards him on the big screen, "Jiang Chengsang, is... the master of Xinghaibo."

…

Standing in front of the hospital bed, the owner of Xinghaibo, who had lost an arm and was covered in dirt, quietly looked at Jiang Hua, who was still awake.

"What's wrong? Have you been educated by your son?"

"Yes," Master Xinghaibo replied slowly, "I didn't expect that brat to become so strong. He completely controlled the blood of the night rabbit. His strength has surpassed that of the Phoenix Immortal."

"Have you finally noticed?" Jiang Cheng held his chin and murmured, "Actually, Nobita is not your biological son..."

"Um?"

"I'm really sorry for keeping this secret from you for so long, sister Jiang Hua." Jiang Cheng patted Master Xinghaifang on the shoulder, his face full of apology.

"I'll really kill you!"

…

In the corridor, Jiang Cheng said softly: "Then your wife will give you full power once again."

After a long silence, Master Xinghaibo spoke again: "Don't underestimate that man. He has already taken Chun Yu under his command. No one knows what he will do next. There is also that brat who escaped from him. What he will do next I can’t tell what happened, after all, he was deeply influenced by a brat who spent all his time thinking about other people’s wives.”

Jiang Cheng shook his head, completely unmoved, as if he didn't care about this kind of thing at all.

"And that Takasugi... his whereabouts are unknown during the battle with Haruyu. Your friends only rescued a few wounded."

Jiang Cheng glanced at Master Xinghaibo: "You also found Tatsuma... No, it was the Yetu adjutant. If there is Gao Zai... don't worry."

Master Xinghaibo, who suddenly noticed something, looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "You...you...could it be that...even the Seventh Division and that Takasugi have your spies?!"

Jiang Cheng's lips curved slightly.

The leader of Xinghaibo shook his head and said with some emotion: "Really, I really admire you. I don't think Kamui would have thought that what he has been looking for is not Chunyu or the Heavenly Daoists, but he is here. But how on earth did you get the Earthlings to pretend to be Night Rabbits and get in there?"

"Did I say I was from Earth?"

Master Xinghaibo couldn't help but widen his eyes, but Jiang Cheng had already turned around at this time, leaving only Master Xinghaibo's back.

"Your wife helped you get here. Don't forget the promise you made with your wife to go to Earth together. Women are very concerned about details. The rest of the way is up to you. It's up to you to protect me, Baldy."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's slowly leaving figure, Master Xinghaifang remained silent for a long time before turning around and walking away from Jiang Cheng.

Thank you or something. It's not that the leader of Xinghaifang can't say it, but he understands that Jiang Cheng doesn't need it at all.

…

after one day.

Jiang Cheng stood in the control room in the cabin of the house-shaped ship, looking calmly at the spacecraft carrying only three people (the leader of Xinghaibo, Saki as the accompanying doctor, and Jiang Hua who was not yet awake) in the picture, until the spacecraft gradually faded away. As they walked further away, Jiang Chengcai withdrew his gaze.

Hei Ziye said: "Jiang Chengsang, we have found out. He has obtained seven keys."

"I know."

"Then do we need to stop it? According to the report, Xu Jiang sent out half of the Chun Yu who just got it. Their purpose and destination have also been reported to us. If we stop them now..."

After pondering for a moment, Jiang Chengcai slowly said: "There is no need to stop them all. Then, in addition to Xu's target planet, let the companions lurking in the Tiandao people who are responsible for guarding the gates of each planet be ready to take action at any time. Be sure to Let them end...everything in the shortest possible time. It's time to end."

"But if we can't stop them all..." Heizi Ye hesitated, "It may turn into a war across the universe! If it is controlled by some dangerous people..."

"It's fine…"

…

Half a month passed by in a flash.

On a certain planet, Jiang Cheng stood in front of the Huanglong Gate of this planet, standing in a pool of blood, casually killing the last Spring Rain pirate who attacked here.

Looking at the still moving arm that the pirate was holding tightly in his hand - the key to the Huanglong Gate, Jiang Cheng waved the sword in his hand again.

After completely destroying the key, Hei Ziye's voice sounded from the communicator in Jiang Cheng's arms.

"Jiang Chengsang, the mission is accomplished. Including you, we have prevented the outbreak of Altana on three planets, and all Chunyu's pirates have been wiped out. The key we found has been completely destroyed."

"My side has also been destroyed, everyone retreats."

"The Orpamen and Fulalazi stars that assisted us have already retreated first. In addition, we have just received news that Altana has erupted on four planets. The elders of the Heavenly Dao have sent us a message hoping that you can return as soon as possible. Putting the mission of pursuing Kyon on hold for now..."

"Are these old men starting to get scared too? They obviously handed over the key themselves. Forget it, let's go back."

"Hi!"

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