Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the early morning, the earth terminal (space terminal station) welcomed two guests who looked a little special today.

"The earth is indeed too dangerous..." Master Xinghaifang murmured.

"I think it's pretty good..." Jiang Hua took a puff of cigarette and looked at the brightly lit Edo and continued, "Also, can you stop following me? After all, we are divorced."

"Who said we were divorced! It's just a temporary separation! I never signed the divorce agreement! I won't admit it!" The leader of Xinghaifang quickly denied, "Besides, I didn't follow you, I came after you. Came with a parasitic space monster!"

"Really? I thought you were here for your baby daughter, but it turned out you were just here for a space monster..." Jiang Hua didn't pay attention, but continued to walk forward, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. an arc.

The leader of Xinghaibo thought for a whole tenth and one second before chasing after him, "Hey, have you replenished enough Altana in your body?! If anything happens to you, that brat will definitely be chased by the whole universe. Kill me! Of course there is another brat I haven’t seen in twenty years..."

…

"Why should I come to see such a boring exhibition! Isn't it okay to just watch Panda and other things on TV? Why do I have to watch Panda on such an important day!" Haruta's whole face was written all over accurate.

"Kid, no one is here for you to see. If you want to complain, turn your face to the other side. Otherwise, I won't be able to do anything to you." Jiang Cheng's eyes were still fixed on the glass window while he was playing. giant panda.

"Sister Yue Yong~" Haruta said coquettishly to Yue Yong on the other side, "I don't want to watch Panda~ I want to watch "Space Monsters VS Violent Man"~ I have been waiting for this movie for a long time~"

But just as he finished speaking, Qingta noticed that Yue Yong didn't hear what he said at all, and her beautiful eyes were staring at the giant panda in the glass window.

"Sister Yueyong!" Seeing this, Qingta shouted.

"Ah?" At this moment, Yue Yong finally reacted, "If you don't pay attention...sure enough, creatures like pandas are too dangerous..."

"It's so dangerous! You should be addicted to it too!" Haruta complained, but the next moment Haruta found Yue Yong's eyes looking at the giant panda in the glass window again, "Forget it, I really don't want to complain, but You must accompany me to watch "Space Monsters VS Violent Man" in the afternoon! Definitely!"

Just when Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong's attention was completely attracted by the giant pandas in front of them, they were suddenly interrupted by a group of policemen from the True Selection Group.

"The True Selection Team is investigating the case! Anyone who is not involved must leave immediately!" a member of the True Selection Team shouted.

Most of the audience began to leave voluntarily, and in the end only Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Haruta were left.

"Hey, the place is cleared," a member of the Shinsengumi patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder and said impatiently.

"If you pat me again, I will throw you into the sea to feed the sharks." Jiang Cheng said without looking back, his tone was very casual, "Also, if you dare to disturb me watching pandas again, I will throw you into the sea to feed the sharks." The selection team has been broken up so that you can’t even see it as a gorilla!”

"Do you know what you are talking about?! Threatening the True Selection Group is enough to arrest you! Not to mention insulting our director!"

"Hey? When did I say that you are the director?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked curiously, "I just said that the director is an orangutan. Why do you want to say that I insulted your director? How strange. Do you think your director is like an orangutan?" Really? In that case, you are the one who insulted your director, right? I remember that your real selection team has some in-game rules or something? I don’t know if there is any such thing as insulting the director~"

This member of the True Selection Group had also met Jiang Cheng once or twice, so he recognized him instantly and realized that he was not easy to mess with. He quickly apologized and explained to Jiang Cheng with a smile.

…

"The pandas can't even see it anymore.

It will really cause trouble for people~" Jiang Cheng looked helpless as he walked on the road.

"Then come and watch a movie with me! It's really super, super, super good to watch!" Haruta said excitedly.

"When I hear the words "space monster" now, I get angry. When I see it, I will destroy it!" Jiang Cheng said bitterly, and at the same time looked at Haruta, "Also, why don't you do this on this rest day? Going to the dojo?”

"The new Buga said that we need to balance work and rest, so I was given a day off today." Haruta replied.

"I only go there two days a week, and I actually give you a holiday..." Jiang Cheng pursed his lips in disdain.

"Hey, what are you doing there? Why are they all police?" Haruta said, pointing to the bank entrance not far away.

"Didn't you say you were looking for some space monster? It might be there." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng caught a glimpse of a scene that made him so angry that he couldn't restrain himself...

…

Master Xinghaibo, who had transformed into the Mediterranean, dragged Kagura out of the bank door.

"Good boy, come with me. Can I treat you to a chestnut parfait?" After saying that, Master Xinghaibo lowered his head and whispered in Kagura's ear, "Mom is here too. When you see her, you must give it to dad." Say some kind words! Whether the two of them can get back together depends entirely on you!"

"Let me go first! I will leave on my own, Aru!" Kagura shouted while pulling her arm, "I don't want mommy to get back together with an uncle like you!"

"What's wrong? Is it embarrassing to go with dad? Why is it embarrassing? Explain clearly!" Xinghaifang's leader kept chattering, "Also, what do you mean by [not wanting mommy to get back together with an uncle like me]! Where can an uncle like me be?" Is it bad? Say it and dad will correct it!"

Kagura glanced at the barcode on Xinghaibo's head, "It's impossible for you to change back to Aru..."

"Kagura-chan, there is nothing that cannot be corrected," said the leader of Hoshikaibo, dragging Kagura away.

…

In Jiang Cheng's eyes, this scene turned into a loli-controlling uncle forcibly dragging a weak and vulnerable underage girl, while a group of police officers stood around and watched...

"What are you doing, you bastard?!!!" Jiang Cheng shouted and rushed out, hitting the head of Xinghaifang with a kick in the face.

"Kagura-chan, are you okay? That perverted LOLI controller didn't do anything to you, did he?" Jiang Cheng ignored the leader of Xinghaibo who was kicked away by him, and asked anxiously to the confused Kagura.

Then, before Kagura could explain, Jiang Cheng walked directly to the Shinsengumi who were watching the excitement and lifted Fourteen's collar, "What are you doing here? In broad daylight, a perverted LOLI accuser bullied a girl. You guys Didn’t you see it?”

"Boss, this is Hijikata's order. If you want to kill him, just kill him to relieve his anger." Sougo said from the side.

"What are you talking about?! Stop adding to the jealousy, okay!" Fourteen shouted at Sougo on the side, while looking at the angry Jiang Cheng in front of him, "Calm down, it's not what you think..."

Before Shi Shi could finish speaking, he suddenly stopped and stared straight at Jiang Cheng's back.

"What do you mean? What do you mean it's not what I thought?! Why don't you explain it further? Huh?!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Mom...Mommy..." Kagura's voice sounded.

"I'm not your mommy. Although your mommy would do the same thing when seeing this kind of scene, I'm just a good young man who acts bravely." Jiang Cheng said without looking back.

"It's really been a long time, Xiao Jiangcheng-chan~"

Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng was stunned. He didn't know whether it was because of fear or shame, but Jiang Cheng didn't dare to turn his head and look.

"But you have really grown up," Jiang Hua said, resting his chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder. Of course, Jiang Cheng is now taller than Jiang Hua. Jiang Hua stood on his toes a little before placing his chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder.

"Who are you?!" Yue Yong took out the kunai and asked.

"Jiang...Sister Jiang Hua..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but never dared to turn his head away.

"Why are you shaking?" Jiang Hua asked, hugging Jiang Cheng from behind as if it were the first time they met.

"Yes...I'm sorry..."

"Really, I have changed a lot, but I still think she was cute when I was a child."

At this sensational moment, a voice that ruined the atmosphere sounded.

"Hashido Sack!" Gintoki said, walking next to Jiangcheng and Jianghua at the same time, "Kagura called you mommy? Jiangcheng called you sister? Hashido Sack, let me figure it out..."

"Slowly," Jiang Cheng said as he took Kagura's hand, holding an umbrella with Jiang Hua to block the sun with his other hand, "Then we'll leave first."

"What the hell!" Gintoki said, and Jiang Cheng knocked him over with a kick, "So you are that stupid uncle?!"

"Hey? Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was a little curious, "I thought you already knew~"

"You know nothing! What do you mean [I thought you already knew it]! Who would know this if you don't tell me?!"

"Huh? That's weird. I thought everyone around me knew it~"

"That's weird! No one knows about it at all!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, who was standing aside, "Do you know?"

But something happened that shocked Gintoki. Shinpachi nodded slowly in silence.

"Why do you know!"

"It's just that Yin-sang you were too nervous, that's why you didn't notice it." Xin Baji muttered in a low voice.

"What about you?" Gintoki looked at Yue Yong again.

"I've already guessed it," Yue Yong replied.

"Me too." Haruta raised his hand and said.

"Actually, I am too. I have already guessed that the little girl with strange powers is related to that guy." Fourteen raised his hand and said.

"And me." Sougo also raised his hand.

"Hahahaha, and me!" Gui's voice sounded, but from the roof of the bank, "Gintoki, you are too slow!"

"Kui!" Fourteen shouted and chased after him with all the members of the Shinsengumi.

…

Gintoki's face turned completely dark, "So, I'm the only one... Am I the only one who doesn't know?! Is Gin-san the only one who's kept in the dark?! Only Yin-san is there! Are you stupid enough to take care of your niece for you?!"

"Don't say that, Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang has already helped us a lot." Xin Baji said.

"Shut up, you four-eyed fellow!"

"Hey, have you forgotten someone, Aru? For example, a super cute girl or something?" Kagura narrowed her eyes and said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, you don't know Kagura-chan, right?" Shinpachi said.

"I...I have already guessed Aru!" Kagura said bravely, and at the same time thought to herself [If I didn't know this situation, it would be on the same level as that silver-haired natural curl! He will become a fool that everyone laughs at! so! ! ! 】

After hearing this, Gintoki's face turned even darker...