Maybe a Fake Gintama

"New...New Eight Chi (second generation)..."

Jiang Cheng murmured softly, with a bit of disbelief on his face, but then he smiled helplessly and shook his head.

——Then he took off the glasses from Xin Baji's face, held them in his hands and looked at them straightly.

"So what exactly is the second generation of parentheses? Why do you have to use the term that is so similar to the original way to distinguish the relationship between the Big Demon King Piccolo and Piccolo! By the way, those are just glasses!"

"Even the complaints have been inherited." Jiang Cheng had a relieved smile on his face, "It seems that the child of Xin Baji has no regrets anymore, second generation."

"Where did the new eight-year-old go?! Is there only the second generation left?!"

Jiang Cheng showed a smile and continued: "But we are already the second generation, so we might as well change our name to Shinji (Shenji)."

Shinbaji instantly argued excitedly: "What is Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Can I have such a beautiful step sister?! Is it really possible?!"

"No, don't you already have a foster brother... ugh!"

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he was stepped into the floor by "Xin Er's" sworn brother who arrived at an unknown time and was armed with a long sword.

A Miao's face was bursting with veins, and she kept stamping on her while rolling her eyes and cursing.

"Who are you calling your adopted brother? You trash scumbag!"

"What are you doing!"

Jiang Chengbai pulled out the bloody head from the floor and retorted with all his strength...or rather, he yelled out.

"Why do you come to a place like this! Are you all idiots?! Are you not caring about the future? Are you just ignoring such a beautiful future?!"

"Daddy..."×2

Two soft and soft voices suddenly sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was suddenly startled, his eyes widened unconsciously, and his pupils began to tremble slightly.

Jiang Cheng, who slowly turned around, saw a very cute orange-haired boy and orange-haired girl who were about five years old. Their big eyes, as pure as glass beads, shone with tears, making people couldn't help but feel sad. Give birth to much love and affection.

"Dad...Daddy..." Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, "You...you...you two are..."

"Daddy! I finally see you!" The little girl was the first to cry and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

As for the boy, it was a little late.

"Li!!" Jiang Cheng opened his arms and shouted excitedly. "Shinji!"

"Uh..." Kagura's eyebrows twitched, and her steps stopped involuntarily, "Rei...what is Rei? And what is Shinji?"

"Isn't it your two names?" Jiang Cheng asked back, then propped up his chin and showed a proud look on his face, "I have already decided that if there are children in the future, the boy will be called Shinji and the girl will be called Rei. .”

...This man is hopeless.

Kagura thought this in her heart, but she still had a pitiful smile on her face.

"So..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng squatted down, raised his eyes with a smile, and raised both hands at the same time.

"Daddy..." Kagura and Kamui, who were ready to be killed by head-butting, looked yearning, but...

boom! ! ×2

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the two people into the floor, still had a smile on his face, "...Are you ready to change your name? Kagura? Kamui?"

"What are you doing, Aru?!" Kagura, who knew that she had been found out, stopped pretending, showed her original posture, rolled her eyes, and said angrily, "I have come all this way to satisfy your disgusting Is this the kind of attitude that is the wish of sister control?!"

"I won't bother you with this kind of thing, wishes and so on..." Jiang Cheng's expression gradually softened, and he took out the neatly folded panties from his chest, "I have already realized it."

Shenwei bent his eyes and reminded with a smile: "Private Marseille~ Those are Booger Girl's panties."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes.

Kagura broke free from the floor with bruised veins and pounced directly on Jiang Cheng.

"Asshole! Give my panties back! You perverted little uncle!"

"Ha..." Jiang Cheng threw away the panties in his hand, turned around and came to the wall. He hugged his knees and squatted down facing the wall. His whole body exuded an extremely depressed atmosphere.

"Sure enough...it would be better to die..."

"Why do you have such a desperate expression when you know it's my panties?!" Kagura was furious again, then she crossed her hands and deliberately pushed out her proud bust which was not in line with the scientific concept of development. He snorted, "See? Now I am also bound to die, how about it? If you are sincere, it's not like Aru who can't give you some benefits or something like death."

"Huh...when did I become such a superficial guy?" Jiang Cheng let out a huff, and tilted his head with dull eyes, "...Go back, it has nothing to do with you."

"What do you mean he's not that superficial, Aru?! What do you mean he has nothing to do with me, Aru?!"

Kagura exploded again and was about to charge forward, but was stopped firmly by Shinpachi.

"Calm down! Kagura-chan!"

"I'm so angry! This bastard is so infuriating! Kill him! You must kill him!"

"Aren't we here to save him?! What are you going to do if you want to kill him?"

"Such a guy is just a scumbag and a worm in society, Aru! He's not worth saving at all!" Kagura retorted.

"No...wait a minute." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and quickly stood up and came to Shenwei, "You just called me dad, does that mean that the bald man is finally dead?!"

"Who are you talking about being bald!!" A shiny bald man came out of nowhere and kicked Jiang Cheng away.

boom!

"Is this it?!" Shinbachi on the side complained again, "Isn't it the second half of the sentence that you care about?!"

Master Xinghaibo cleared his throat and said, "Although I also care about that, I care more about the word bald."

"There's no need for this! Because I'm already bald!"

"Really," Jiang Cheng covered his chest and slowly stood up from the ruins on the side, still complaining, "A bunch of idiots come to a place like this at this time... It's really stupid. Got home."

Three times, five times and two times, several pirates who happened to be approaching Jiang Cheng at this time were completely eliminated by Fourteen. He curled his lips and said: "Yeah, but it shouldn't be compared to the idiot who traveled through time for just a woman."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng picked up his sword and said casually, "I just wanted to choose an easier way to end it, but in the end I was fooled by you idiots. easy."

brush! brush! brush!

Sougo, who had defeated several pirates, ran over and stretched out his hand to Fourteen, "Hijikata-san, you lose, bring me 10,000 yuan."

"Bang!" Shi Shi made a snort, and reluctantly took out his wallet from his arms, took out a ten thousand yuan note and put it into Sougo's hand.

"I knew the boss would say that, and you, Kondo-san."

With that said, Sougo turned his head and looked at Kondo, who had arrived at Jiang Cheng's side at some point, and stretched out his hand: "Kondo-san, you lose, hand over the banana."

"Why is my bet here a banana?!" Kondo argued instantly.

"You..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, with veins pulsing on his forehead, and his face was full of kindness, "Do you want to die? The policeman neglected his duty and came to a place like this at this time. Are all of them idiots? ?”

"What are you talking about?" Fourteen lit a cigarette. "When did we neglect our duties? We were just performing official duties."

Kondo took over: "How can we catch the biggest villain and murderer in the universe without some high technology?"

Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly and said: "The future police of the earth are really powerful. In order to catch a criminal, they can travel through time and space. What is this? Space-time police? Time-space guard?"

"It doesn't matter which one."

Sougo once again clenched his sword and pointed it straight at Jiang Cheng, "Don't expect to redeem yourself so easily after killing so many of our team members, boss."

Shi Shi, who also turned around and pointed his sword at Jiang Cheng, took over the words with serious eyes: "The prison where you will be detained has been prepared for you a long time ago, and even the sentence has been issued long ago."

"Here, we issue a detention notice for Jiang Cheng, the most heinous person in the history of the universe." Isao Kondo said, pointing his sword at Jiang Cheng.

"The name of the prison you are about to enter is...Earth, and the sentence is...forever!"×3

"Huh ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng, who had his head lowered and his expression hidden in the shadows, suddenly laughed for no reason, "They are really a group of dedicated police officers, and this penalty... is really unimaginably heavy. Have you not considered the situation that the prisoner simply cannot bear?”

"Wasn't that kind of thing already clear before you committed the crime?" Sougo asked.

"Ah...that's right. You should have understood this kind of thing before committing a crime." As he said, Jiang Cheng shook the sword in his hand, "But...I refuse! Do you want to try? How can you guys know what to do? Can you catch me, the most evil villain in the universe?"

"Not just them, but us too!"

Haruta's voice suddenly came from the side.

Jiang Cheng, who turned his head to look, was a little distracted when he looked at the acquaintances headed by Jiang Hua, Songyang, and Maomao.

"Hey, you ran away, long time no see."

Gintoki, who was standing behind Songyang, picked his nose with his little finger, stared at the dead fish eyes that were as unmotivated as ever, glanced at the sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, and continued.

"Really, you say you hate samurai, but you are holding a samurai-style sword and wig in your hand. What is that?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui on the side corrected, and then slowly explained, "Didn't you know everything about it? That one is made by a method on a certain planet that can use your own cells and blood to make a knife. A knife that is made. A knife that will not break as long as a person is alive, and a knife that can be restored with his own blood even if it is broken."