Maybe a Fake Gintama

From the scale of the grand universe, the battle of these people from the future is really too small. From the purpose of fighting and the results, they are as small as grains of sand.

After all... what they can change has really little impact on the universe - it's just a very ordinary life.

So the universe doesn't care...if the universe is conscious.

…

When Jiang Cheng and Gui thrust their swords into Xing Jue's body, except for the Chun Yu 7th Division who didn't know where they were, the Chun Yu 12th Division... were all wiped out.

"A good opponent." Gui took back his sword, wiped the sword in his hand and put it back to his waist. Then he turned to look at Jiang Cheng with gentle eyes: "I can finally help you share some of the sin."

"wig…"

"A stingy guy who likes to sneak away," Gintoki, who was covered in various bloodstains on the side, curled up his lips and spat, "I have been like this since I was a child. Because I am cute and popular, I always sneak away alone. Go and eat alone next door, but nothing has changed as you grow up! Cut it!"

"I see," Sakamoto on the side nodded, "No wonder during the war, you always monopolized the top spot in the store..."

After kicking Sakamoto down, Jiang Cheng complained angrily: "Are you an idiot? That's just because I'm more popular."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki, Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi in turn with a bit of disdain, and turned on the taunting mode.

"Dirty and uninterested, she only loves the S package. She doesn't dare to go to the bathroom alone in the middle of the night. She has curly silver hair. She likes to discuss social issues with the wandering girls. When the wandering girls feel sleepy, they still talk about their long hair all night long. Idiots, the idiot with a sticky head and lower body who can’t wait to get into the main scene after chatting for less than three seconds, and... the sultry dwarf who doesn’t like to talk and just moans and breathes heavily.”

Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head, sighing: "Hey, do you still need to choose in this situation? Any woman with a slightly normal brain would choose me who is more outstanding, handsome, talkative, and humorous, right?"

"Heavenly Punishment!!"×4

Jiang Cheng, who was trampled to death by four people, rolled his eyes and argued wildly: "You bastards! What I said is all the truth! It's useless even if you want to refute! Because it's all true!"

Seeing the people making a fuss, Song Yang felt doubtful for the first time about his previous education. Of course, he also had doubts about his evaluation of several of his students.

——Are they...really excellent? I have heard the little girl from the Night Rabbit House complaining more than once, saying that the silver-haired curly guy always defaulted on his wages and failed to repent after losing all his mission rewards.

And when I went to Edo, I went out to eat with a disciple who had a hairstyle similar to my own. I was invited to a restaurant by a disciple.

After eating, his disciple, who was not prepared to pay at all, pulled him and prepared to leave.

Eat a king's meal? This shouldn't work, right?

Jiang Cheng...I heard that he didn't work at all in the past, just like the old people squatting at home in today's society, and he still relied on women to support him.

This... isn't possible either, right? Is there something bad about being a human being?

Frankly speaking, I have become more and more disobedient to my boss, colleague and teacher recently.

As for the remaining Jinshu, although they seem to be the most normal ones, the new concepts I learned in the "teacher training" in the new era - is the "secondary period" for students a bit too long?

Judging from human age, isn't this a bit abnormal?

Hmm... So, wouldn't it be better for these students to go back to the drawing board and reinvent themselves? I heard that Mrs. Jianghua has begun to give the little girl Yetu some new education that adapts to the times.

So, as a teacher and a father for a lifetime, shouldn’t I also give them a new education?

Thinking like this, Song Yang nodded secretly, then quietly came behind Jiang Cheng and others who were still making a fuss, and quietly extended his fist.

boom! boom! boom! boom! boom!

It feels so familiar, and I always feel a lot more comfortable.

Songyang put away his fists with satisfaction, leaving only five bulging heads on the floor that were unconscious.

But then, Songyang seemed to have discovered something, and said to Sakamoto: "Sorry, sorry, I didn't pay attention and implicated you, because there are exactly five disciples, so..."

Hearing the sound, Hao, who was standing in the front row of the crowd, calmly took two steps back.

"Is this... is this the original version?!" Haruta, who had been punched by Jiang Cheng countless times, complained with twitching eyes.

"Huh?" Songyang asked in confusion, then closed his eyes and raised his face to think.

It seems that Jiang Cheng even inherited his educational tools, which is not bad.

"Teacher...why did you use so many times more force than before?" Gui asked intermittently.

"Ah," Songyang answered with a smile on his face, raising an index finger, "because teachers in the new era do not allow corporal punishment. It has been a long time since I have used it, so I am a little unfamiliar. In addition, I am still not used to the human body, so I don’t have a good control over my strength. But after the teacher masters it for about 3,000 times, I should be able to find the feeling I used to have."

"Principal Songyang," Sougo raised his hand and spoke with narrowed eyes, "this V-shaped bangs wants to assist that three thousand times or something."

"When did I say that?" Fourteen was furious.

"Ah, I remembered wrongly, Hijikata-san said five thousand times."

"Enough is enough! I don't want to bear that kind of thing even once!"

"No, no, no, Mr. Hair, this is a rare opportunity." Jiang Cheng, who had gotten up at some point, came behind Shi Shi and put his hand on Shi Shi's shoulder, "You must know that the teacher's fist can not only It has the effect of activating blood circulation and stopping blood stasis, and can also promote the secretion of dopamine in the brain, making people feel happy. In other words, it is ten times more enjoyable than [beep——].”

"Who believes it! What is ten times [beep——]?! It's completely unimaginable! It's so disgusting!"

"Hey, Jiangcheng, no matter what you say, you can't say [beep——] ten times." Gintoki, who came behind Fourteen, shook his head, "For me, it's only about eight times."

"You're the same! Why do you have to use such a terrible thing as a metaphor?"

Takasugi snorted: "Huh, don't use that disgusting thing to compare the teacher's fist."

"There's something wrong with your statement! Do you mean countless times?! There's no comparability at all?!"

"Teacher Songyang, I want to experience the feeling of a man [beep——]." Kagura said very, very bad words with the most innocent expression.

"How can a girl say such a thing!" Xinghaibo master rolled his eyes and shouted, "It sounds like a horny [beep——]!"

boom! !

The master of Xinghaibo was left speechless after being sent into the ceiling by Jiang Hua's uppercut and only his body was left.

"That's probably what it feels like." Jiang Hua said.

"Oh! Let's do it about three thousand times more! Mommy!"

Songyang on the side looked at the Xinghaifang Master hanging on the ceiling, thinking about it in his heart... and this kind of usage, why did he just plant it into the ground before? Isn't it okay to plant it into the ceiling?

"Anyway, aren't everyone here holding it in and panicking? They wouldn't come to a place like this if they weren't holding it in and panicking."

Jiang Cheng walked out and continued with a slight smile of disapproval: "Then can't we use [beep——] as a metaphor? Then, in the end, just come out comfortably [beep——]!"

Songyang: ...Why do I always feel like something is wrong? Isn’t it Xu that we faced in the end? You want [beep——] him?

Songyang, who felt something was wrong the more he thought about it, raised his fist and used all his strength...

…

The metal door at the end is the end of Jiang Cheng's life, and it is also the ultimate goal of those who are following Jiang Cheng to travel through time - virtuality.

Only by bringing Jiang Cheng's original end point to an end before the arrival of Jiang Cheng in this era, can Jiang Cheng's future be possible.

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The moment the automatic metal door opened, everyone was stunned.

Because... Xu has fallen.

This sudden change caught everyone off guard. It was obvious that they had arrived early, but... who was it?

But then, Kagura suddenly noticed something, and looked at his side with wide eyes. Just now... that little uncle was still beside him just now!

"Little...little uncle, he..."

At this time, Takasugi, Gintoki and Gui were the first to turn around and rush out.

"Asshole!!" Gintoki cursed through gritted teeth, "At such a time, actually... actually...!!"

"Of course, I will always believe in myself. No matter in the past or in the future, I have never doubted myself. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here now."

The three people unanimously remembered Jiang Cheng's words.

…

Da da da……

Jiang Cheng walked slowly and leisurely. The man not far ahead with his head lowered, covering his chest and holding on to the wall was his target this time - himself.

Didn’t I already say it? I always believe in myself, and I also believe that I will definitely come here. Whether my future self or my past self, I will always come here.

While thinking this, Jiang Cheng once again pulled out the sword from his waist and stopped in front of his past self.

Jiang Cheng, who had completed all the tasks in this era, raised his dull eyes to glance at himself in front of him and smiled softly.

"Thank you for your hard work, my future self."

"…The same to you."

Regardless of the past or the future, Jiang Cheng, who is smarter than anyone else, has already realized everything when he discovered everyone.

The past Jiang Cheng skipped everything and went straight to the finish line when he discovered everyone, while the future Jiang Cheng delayed enough time for his past self with everyone coming from the future.

Although they had not met, said hello, or communicated in any way, the two of them still cooperated perfectly, and no one had any clues.

"If possible, I really want to hear you talk about that wonderful future, but it seems that there is no need for it now... Your time is also urgent, right? Let's do it. The only one who can kill myself is myself. "

"Ah, farewell."

With that said, Jiang Cheng raised the sword in his hand high.

but……

Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment when he saw the sword that was slashing down in the air with its body trembling uncontrollably.

"Is it poisonous..."

"No, it's not that kind of thing." Yue Yong's voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's ear.

Jiang Cheng blinked unconsciously and looked at Yue Yong, who had arrived at an unknown moment. He put one hand on his shoulder and held the handle of the knife with his other hand.

"Yue...yue..."

"Maybe it's because I gradually understand what you are thinking." Yue Yong's face showed a rare soft expression, "Now, I know everything about what you want to do."

"Let go..."

"Ah, yes."

With that said, Yue Yong let go of Jiang Cheng, but only then did Jiang Cheng realize that the past self in front of him had turned into powder and disappeared little by little in front of him!

"This...this is...!"

"Ordinary women are very difficult to deal with."

Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, his eyes widened, his pupils were shaking, and he looked at Yue Yong in disbelief.

"You...did you go to the more distant past?! What have you done! In this way, let alone the future, even the present will be changed!"

"It won't change," Yue Yong held the pipe and slowly blew out a puff of smoke, "Didn't you say that? You won't change, and then, no one will change, and then the future won't change either. .”

"Lord Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu, who walked slowly, took out her communicator and pointed the screen towards Jiang Cheng.

"It's over here, Jiang Chengsang. Nightmare was intercepted by us in advance."

On the screen, it was Heizi Ye who had traveled through time during the Anti-Barbarian War!

"Heiziye...you..."

"asshole!!!"

Along with Gintoki's roar, a flying kick came directly over Jiang Cheng and kicked him several meters away.

"Have you forgotten? I won't let you steal the show alone this time." Takasugi's voice followed closely.

Gui said: "Yes, we have long expected this ending and have been prepared from the beginning."

"Do you all know what you have done?" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and got up little by little. His voice was not loud, but full of anger. "The future will be changed after the Anti-Barbarian War! Bastard They!"

"So didn't you say it yourself?! You idiot!" Gintoki retorted angrily, "As long as everyone doesn't change, the direction of the future will not change! Or do you mean you don't believe in yourself?"

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but the next moment he suddenly froze, lowered his head and clenched his fists, "How can it be repaired!"

"Anyway, listen to me!" Gintoki stepped forward, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, gritted his teeth and roared: "This time! I will never let you escape!"

"You guys...!!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists unwillingly.

At the same time, everyone came here and came behind Jiang Cheng.

And at this moment, a soft light that belonged to something outside of time enveloped everyone.

"Hey, look." Takasugi gestured and looked in a certain direction.

"Now that things have happened..." Jiang Cheng spoke subconsciously and followed Gao Shan's line of sight, but was suddenly stunned when he saw the scene in the distance.

Not far away, from this era, he, Takasugi, Katsura, Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi, Kamui, Tsukiyomi, Lord Xinghaibo... and many, many people he knew were surrounding Xu.

"This time... it's truly over, Jiang Cheng."

Seeing himself in the distance in this era putting his heart into Xu's chest with his own hands, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a long time before he gently raised the corners of his mouth.

"Ah, yes. This is the real end."

It turns out that because Kuroko returned to the more distant past, the future was completely changed, including the final outcome of this era.

Although there is no change on the whole, at the end, everyone noticed something when Jiang Cheng just left the earth in the final chapter and gradually uncovered everything Jiang Cheng had hidden.

One by one, people who were familiar with Jiang Cheng left the earth and came to the universe and caught up with Jiang Cheng, who was trying to carry everything on his own.

Together with Jiang Cheng, they shouldered all the sins in the name of the last heavenly people, whether it was the Altana Liberation Army or Chunyu...

Finally, we face Xu together again, give Xu an end, and end Xu’s long pain...

…

Looking at everyone surrounded by soft light, Jiang Cheng smiled faintly.

"I'm sorry, everyone. I..."

Gintoki made a sound, curled his lips and turned around: "Let's talk about this later when we meet. After all, time is running out. Don't forget your original purpose this time."

At the same time, almost everyone turned around knowingly and disappeared one by one in the soft light.

Because the past has changed, those in this future will also disappear. These people who belong to the future that does not exist are also destined to disappear.

In the end, only Jiang Hua, Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng were left.

Looking at the two people who were relatively speechless, Jiang Hua's eyes were soft, he smiled softly, turned around and disappeared in the light.

Sure enough, it was this child... Jiang Hua thought in his heart at the last moment before disappearing.

"We can't see it at all," Jiang Cheng looked at the vague shadow of this era with some emotion, "the future or something like that."

"Who knows, isn't the future inherently difficult to figure out? The destined future is the most boring thing, right?" Yue Yong looked casual.

Jiang Cheng bent his eyes and showed a smile: "Then, maybe our future will also change. Won't you feel lonely?"

"No, not at all. For women, there can be many love relationships in a lifetime. I am different from those vulgar women who are obsessed with you."

"Ah, that's right too."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took a step forward, put his arms around Yue Yong's waist, and looked directly into Yue Yong's eyes softly: "But at least we can look forward to our new future."

"Ah, yes." Yue Yong put down the pipe and smiled softly.

In the end, the lips of the two figures shrouded in the light outside of time finally blended together just before disappearing.

as well as……

Two hearts for two people.

(End of main article.)