Maybe a Fake Gintama

Time flies like an arrow, time flies like a shuttle.

It has been two months since Songyang established Matsushita Primary School in the countryside.

On this day, all the former students of Matsushita Village School received a summons from their teacher.

——Songyang is coming to Edo!

…

In a small room, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Gui were sitting cross-legged on the floor, frowning, looking at each other in silence.

Gui was the first to speak and break the silence: "Hey, what do you think the teacher is here for?"

Gintoki picked his nose and looked disapproving: "What else could it be? You must be here to collect debt from some idiot, right?"

"Debt collection?" Gui looked confused.

"Why are you pretending to be stupid?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gui with a strange look, "Isn't it because of you? Songyang was saddled with a debt of five million and so on."

"Don't be ridiculous, Jiang Cheng. I am the most cautious when it comes to money transactions! I never remember borrowing money or anything like that!"

"What kind of caution is this? He's just a more hateful bastard than Lao Lai!" Jiang Cheng complained, but then he sighed and waved his hand, "Anyway, this time I leave it to you two, the entertainment It’s just too much trouble.”

"Can you stop leaving all your troublesome problems on others?"

Gintoki said angrily, then he put his hands on the floor behind him and fell back casually, looking up at the ceiling with a look of impatience on his face, and continued: "Anyway, I am too busy with work at Wanshiwu, how can I have time?" Going to entertain Songyang? I leave it to you."

"Gintoki, why did you look so impatient when you received a call from your mother in your hometown to say that your children were working hard in the city? My mother also worked very hard. She raised you up through all kinds of hardships and endured loneliness. Even if you are reluctant to leave, I will support your dream and put you on the tram. Even if you are reluctant to leave, I will wave goodbye with tears, just for the dream of my son! I will miss you every night and I will not fall asleep! You know what mothers in the countryside have Are you worried that your son will be deceived or even wronged alone in the city?! But even so, she still doesn't dare to disturb you! She can only make a cautious call when she dreams that her son is not doing well. I asked about my son's current situation, but I only got an impatient reply like "It's fine, fine. Are you bothered in the middle of the night? I'm so sleepy." Do you understand how my mother feels? ! Do you two unscrupulous men understand? ! You don’t understand it at all! "

"No Road Race!!" Jiangcheng and Gintoki punched Gui at the same time.

Gui, who was knocked to the ground by the two men and had nosebleeds, continued intermittently: "What...I mean...this situation is actually easy to handle...as long as the attitude on the phone is not so tough and the chat lasts a little longer. It can eliminate the mother’s eagerness to know about her son’s condition and want to come and visit…”

"It has nothing to do with my mother! What do you think of Songyang?! How can there be a mother who is still worried about her son who is almost thirty years old!"

"Gintoki, I totally disagree with this," Gui, who had toilet paper stuffed in his nose, sat up and said slowly, clasping his hands and closing his eyes, "You know, in the eyes of a country mother, a child is still a child no matter how old he is. .”

"Your mother has been buried for many years, wig." Jiang Cheng replied with narrowed beady eyes.

Gui replied: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! And although it is true, my mother and I still often see each other in dreams. In my dreams, I will often remind me not to drink raw water casually, and to eat three meals a day regularly. , you can’t stay up late, go to bed early and get up early, exercise regularly, and prepare clothes for the next season in advance when the seasons change. In short, this is mother’s love!”

“Only a ghost can believe it!!”×2

"Your mother is too annoying!" Jiang Cheng couldn't stop complaining, "Can't you live in peace even if you're dead?! What's going on in your dream when you run around every day!"

"Anyway, what I mean is that the teacher is actually just like my mother. We also asked to come to visit because we were worried about the difficulties of the disciples working hard in the city, so we only need to show our reliable side to make my mother believe in us. If you do well in the city, you can dispel my mother's uneasiness and let her go back."

"I'll totally turn into a mom later!" Gintoki complained.

"If you two don't want to receive the teacher, then let me do it. I'm ready! I will show the teacher my most reliable side and dispel my mother's worries! This is the son's responsibility!"

Jiang Cheng said angrily: "Sit down! You are responsible! How can there be a bastard son in this world who takes his mother to eat King's Dinner!"

"So what should we do? Anyway, the sons here don't really want to receive their mother from the country..."

Listening to Gintoki's words, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and at the same time raised the corner of his mouth: "Um...have you forgotten that my mother also has a son? Don't you think it's your turn this time...that someone is still there? Is he an immature son who was in the second grade of middle school? Last time, he didn’t even show up..."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Gui and Ginshi were thoughtful.

…

One sunny afternoon, Gao Shan was deceived by Jiang Cheng and others, and was knocked unconscious by the three of them as soon as he appeared. When he woke up from the park, he saw Song Yang with a smile on his face.

Jiang Cheng looked sighing: "Songyang, that's what happened. Gao Zai said that no matter what happens, he will entertain you alone this time. We really can't stop him. In the end, we can only knock him out temporarily."

"Hey, what's going on?" Takasugi, who was tied up, asked coldly, "What's going on with entertaining Songyang? Wig, Gintoki, you guys..."

Songyang smiled at this time and said: "Dear talents from Matsushita Village School, the teacher is not here to entertain you this time. In fact,..."

As he spoke, Songyang slowly turned around, revealing the heads of several little ghosts behind him, and continued: "Actually, the education agency of the new government issued a notice that primary school students should take advantage of the holidays to complete social practice, so teacher I thought of doing this in Jiang There are not many promising students in Huli."

Looking at the five little ghosts in front of him - the nose-picking boy with silver hair naturally curled up and eyes like Gintoki, the middle-aged kid with purple hair, bandages on his hands, an eye patch and a coat, who was arrogant, chewing with his pants pockets A fashionable orange-haired boy with chewing gum and all kinds of rivets hanging on his body, a boy with thick bottle-bottom glasses and a book in his hand who seems quiet and not very talkative, and... a boy wearing a A weak girl with glasses.

Takasugi and Gintoki, who were looking down at the silver-haired kid and the purple-haired kid respectively, almost sneered at the same time and put their hands on the heads of the two kid heads.

"Takasugi, you've shrunk."

"Gintoki, you too."

"Don't touch me with your dirty natural curls!" The purple-haired kid reached out and slapped Gintoki's hand away. At the same time, he took two steps back and covered his blindfold in pain, "Ah! No! It's not good! I'm being fucked." After being exposed to society’s dangers, the seal of my evil eye... actually got loose! You guy, do you know what you did?! The world... what if the world is destroyed because of this?!"

"Don't worry," the silver-haired little devil casually flicked the boogers off his little finger, wiped it on Takasugi's body, then rested his hands on his back and stared at the dead fish eyes as he said boredly, "If you are touched by that kind of guy, you will only get some weird infections at most. It’s just a virus in the lower body, like [beep——] and [beep——]. Diseases like brain damage are not contagious.”

The fashionable and polished young man took over the words very casually: "Really? Hasn't there been some kind of brain-destroying virus that has infected your two heads? Stay away from me, fellow cultivators."

"What did you say?!"

Looking at the quarreling brats, Gui was silent for a long time before leaning his chin and muttering to himself solemnly: "Could it be that a dream machine like a time machine has finally been successfully developed? What's going on with this sense of presence when I was a child?"

"You're so big in R\u0026D!" Jiangcheng, Takasugi, and Gintoki said at the same time.

Songyang faced Jiang Cheng and the others again, and said with a smile: "In short, that's it, there are only five students in the school now. Then when it comes to social practice, teacher, I think of several of my students in Edo .As their senior brother, I should not hesitate to give you advice on this kind of matter."

"Songyang, are you serious?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "Are you sure you want these little devils to go to my place to participate in social practice? Yoshihara is not a place where little devils should go. That kind of place is not suitable for this Young kiddies are so exciting.”

Hearing the sound, two streaks of nosebleeds slowly appeared under the nose of the kid with bottle-bottom glasses who was always holding a book.

"Hey, wig, be careful." Jiang Cheng reminded expressionlessly, "You can stop for a while with your brain power."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui immediately corrected, then looked at the brightly dressed and fashionable kid, "Jiang Cheng, I have said before that nosebleeds are mainly caused by weather and The reason for getting angry has nothing to do with that kind of thing."

"Uncle, where are you talking about?" The fashionable kid looked disgusted.

Jiang Cheng shook his head and stared closely at the kid with thick bottle-bottom glasses in front of him: "No, wig, this reason won't work. After all, every time you pass by that soba noodle restaurant in town, you will subconsciously look up at the proprietress. Hanging your underwear on the balcony will cause nosebleeds."

The bespectacled boy stuffed toilet paper, pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and replied silently: "No, it's not just that. You have to know that there are many causes of nosebleeds, including nose injuries, weather conditions, and internal body conditions. The reason, just like the reason why I had a nosebleed just now, is most likely a combination of these three. As for the reason why I get a nosebleed when passing by a soba noodle restaurant, it is because the road surface is uneven. Every time I pass by, the bumps will make my blood flow. Only then will the nose bleed."

"That's right." Gui nodded in agreement.

"Yes, your size is exactly the same as yours!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"I see, I kind of understand." The fashionable and handsome young man looked at Katsura, Gintoki, and Takasugi in front of him, nodded, and propped his chin up to analyze, "In other words, these three idiots will grow up. Have you become such a bad adult?"

"Well, that's probably it. A fool will still be a fool even when he grows up." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"Who are you calling a fool!!"×6

…

Under the sunset, in a small park.

Songyang, who was sitting on the bench, looked at the five students chasing each other with a smile.

"...Anyway, that's it. As seniors, you also want to show your outstanding side to these young juniors, right?"

"No, not interested at all." Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave without any hesitation, "Just leave this matter to Gintoki and the others."

Gao Shan turned around for the second time: "I'm also very busy and don't have time to play house with these little devils. Goodbye, Songyang."

"I'm sorry, I already have two brats at home, one more will make me collapse." Gintoki turned around for the third time.

"Don't worry! Leave it all to me! Teacher!" Gui patted his chest and shouted seriously, "Leave all these little children to me! I will spend the whole summer educating them. Their!"

"It really doesn't work..." Songyang sighed.

"Huh? Teacher? Didn't I say I can do it?" Gui said confused.

"Yeah, yeah, if that's the case, forget it. I thought that the best and most outstanding students in Matsushita Village School could take the initiative to take up this task to help the teacher share the worries..."

...the best and most growing student!

In an instant, Jiangcheng, Takasugi and Gintoki stopped at the same time.

"Really, since Songyang said it by name, then we can only accept it~" Jiang Cheng looked helpless and shook his head, saying at the same time.

Gintoki spread his hands and pretended to be relaxed: "Indeed, I can only use a little energy to play with these little devils."

Gao Shan chuckled and said: "Working under me is very dangerous and hard. If you are aware..."

Jiang Cheng turned around and continued: "I have experienced that it is very hard to accompany a few idiots since I was a child. I can say that I feel the same way, so I have no problem leaving these little guys to me."

"Jiang Cheng, you have really grown up, and you have actually learned to be considerate of others," Gintoki said with a chuckle, and turned around at the same time, "Indeed, I also deeply understand the hard work of accompanying a few idiots since I was a child. Experience it.”

"I'll return this sentence to you intact." Gao Shan's words were full of sarcasm.

next moment……

"You two guys are too shameless!" Jiang Cheng pulled up Gintoki and Takasugi's chest clothes at the same time, "Do you two think you are the only normal people among a group of idiots who grew up? ?! Are you two worthy of each other?!"

"It's obviously my turn to say this!" Gintoki simultaneously grabbed Jiang Cheng and Takasugi's shirts and retorted.

"I'll return this sentence to you intact!" Gao Shan also grabbed the clothes on their chests and refused to give an inch.

"Hahahaha, what are you talking about? Gaozi? Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng took the lead to let go of his hand, smiled and patted Gaoshan and Gintoki on the shoulders, "Didn't you hear what Songyang said just now? They are the best grown ones. The most outstanding student has nothing to do with you, right?"

"No, no, no, you are obviously talking about me. It has nothing to do with you two, right?" Gintoki said easily while letting go.

Takasugi also let go and said casually: "Don't say stupid things. In short, just give up on the troublesome things that have nothing to do with you. Hey, you guys over there, follow me."