Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You brat, what on earth do you mean?!" Xinghaifang leader grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and said angrily, "Why is it still Hair Follicle in the end?! Are you reunited with Hair Follicle?! Where did I go?! Where on earth am I? ! But then again, will the hair follicles really come back? Will they really come back?!"

"Didn't I already meet your request!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Didn't I already add the attribute of father... to you?! Also, just give up on the hair follicles, you will never come back. "

"I will definitely come back! I just went to study abroad!"

"I definitely met a hair follicle dealer when I was studying abroad! I will never return to China!"

"I will return to my country! I will definitely return to my father's smooth country! I will definitely return to my country with long golden hair!"

"Hey! You two, please be quiet! Do you know if it affects other customers?!" the shop owner yelled.

"Private Marseille..."×2

Master Xinghaibo poured himself a glass of soju again, drank it in one gulp, and then calmed down for a moment before slowly saying with emotion: "It's really unbelievable. The kid at that time has grown to this point. If Unless I saw you, I would never have imagined that time has passed so long..."

"No, as long as you touch your head every day, you will definitely understand that time has gone forever..."

"To be honest, I haven't changed at all. I'm still so chic and elegant, and I still look so good together with Jiang Hua." Xinghaifang leader continued.

"Hey, are you listening to what others are saying? I asked you, can you touch your head? What is a good match? If you stand with Sister Jianghua now, it will only make people think that you are a nouveau riche, okay!"

"Nouveau riche? Nouveau riche?! Explosion!" Master Xinghaibo's eyes lit up, "Really?! Does my hairstyle really look like an afro?! Is it really that thick?!"

"Ah, indeed, the level of idiot has not changed..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

…

"Mommy, this is our landlord Aru, Granny Denshi." Kagura introduced to Jianghua excitedly.

At this time, Kagura was dragging Jianghua to the Denshi shop downstairs of Wanshiwu, accompanied by Gintoki and Yueyong. As for Shinbaji, Gintoki secretly arranged a secret mission.

"Kagura, thank you for taking care of me." Jianghua said with a smile, "I am Kagura's mother, and my name is Jianghua."

"No, no," Granny Toshi originally wanted to complain, but when she saw Jiang Hua's gentle expression, her heart instantly softened, "Kagura-chan has always been very well-behaved."

"Hey, daddy, do you dare to tell the truth? What's so good about this little girl with a big stomach and weird power? If I remember correctly, she often eats and drinks at your place for free, right?" Gintoki approached Granny Toshi whispered in his ear.

"Are you still a human being when you speak ill of your child in this situation?" Granny Denshi complained in a low voice, "Although you seem to be an idiot, you don't have to be so obvious as an idiot, right? In this situation, of course you should try your best to praise. Don't you worry about the child? And... Kagura-chan doesn't just eat and drink for free, Jiang Chengjun will come to help Kagura-chan pay the bill once every month."

"Hey? Really! What about my account Gin-san? Have I paid off the rent I owe and the money I spent on food and drink?" Gintoki asked with his eyes brightening.

"No, Jiang Chengjun only paid for Kagura-chan's meal." Granny Denshi replied without thinking.

"This bastard! Since you've given me the money, why don't you settle Gin-san's account with me too! There's obviously no shortage of money! Isn't it right to help a friend who's not doing well?!" Gintoki said unhappily.

"Friends who have fallen for nothing are not worthy of help." Grandma Dengshi extended a finger and continued, "Jiang Chengjun said so~"

"Huh?! That bastard! He doesn't want to think about who worked tirelessly and without complaint to help him raise his niece!"

"Niece?"

"You didn't know either? That bastard turned out to be the uncle of this strange little girl! Gin-san was shocked when I found out!" Gintoki said in a low voice.

"What do you know or don't you know? I originally thought she was my sister or something," Granny Toshi glanced at Gintoki in surprise, "Did you just find out that there is a relationship between the two of them? Please, can you please stop talking about your idiot? Show it so vividly?"

After listening to this, Gintoki fell into deep thought. Am I really an idiot? Is Yin Sang really an idiot? Why does everyone know but only Yin Sang doesn't? Why? I...do I really have a problem with my IQ? Should I go to a nearby brain hospital?

"This is Catherine. I introduced Aru in the letter to my mother..." Kagura pointed to the wonderful creature wearing a green kimono with cat ears and a beard and introduced it to Jiang Hua.

Jiang Hua nodded.

"Introduction? Indeed, a beauty like me does need to be introduced solemnly. After all, meeting a beauty like me is something to be proud of and something worth telling my mother in my hometown!"

"Shut up, you guy who didn't even learn the first lesson in life!" Granny Denshi couldn't help but punch Catherine.

"The first lesson in life?" Catherine asked doubtfully, rubbing the big bump on her head.

"You just have to have a clear understanding of yourself!" Granny Denshi took a puff of cigarette and explained. Everyone was about to nod, but fell silent after hearing Granny Denshi's next words, "Beauty or something, you will never I’m in second place, and I’m in first place!”

"You didn't even learn the first lesson of life, right?!" Gintoki yelled, "Not only did you not learn it well, you simply didn't even read the textbook! You played hooky in the middle! You went on a date with sulfuric acid in the middle. Come on! What are you talking about with a face that has been splashed with sulfuric acid?"

"You're right, I'm number one! You, a guy who has half his foot in the coffin, don't fight with us young people!" Catherine agreed.

"You're about the same, right?!!!" Gintoki yelled again.

Looking at the three people who were noisy, Jiang Hua smiled. At this moment, Jiang Hua finally understood that what Kagura said and written in the letter was true. Kagura was full of joy every day on earth, even though he could not be with her. ,but……

"I almost forgot Aru! There is a very important companion I haven't introduced to my mother!" Kagura said, taking Jiang Hua's hand and rushing out of the Toshi shop and straight to the second floor.

Before Jiang Hua even had time to take a closer look at the [All Things House Gin-chan] sign hanging outside the second floor, he was pulled into the room on the second floor by Kagura.

"This is..." Kagura was shocked when she looked at the clean and spotless house.

"It's really clean~" Jiang Hua praised.

Kagura was about to retort, but after seeing Jiang Hua's smiling face, she swallowed what she originally wanted to say, "Well, Hachi has always been diligent, and Hachi has always been the one who cleans the house! Gin-chan is too lazy. I never take the initiative to clean the room.”

"Wow!" Dingchun didn't know when he came to Kagura and Jiang Hua.

"Sadaharu~" Kagura hugged Dingchun's dog head affectionately, then turned to Jianghua and introduced, "This is Dingchun! He is the poor child Alu who was abandoned by others, but now he is also our Wanshiwu a member of!”

As he spoke, Kagura began to squirm, "The reason why I didn't say it in the letter was because I was afraid that my mother would be angry, so..."

"How could it be? Kagura-chan has grown up a lot. Mom, I am really happy for Kagura-chan. The so-called growth, in fact, children do not need to show it deliberately, parents can see it at a glance." Jiang Hua reached out and touched it. He touched Kagura's head and said.

"Mommy~" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Jiang Hua's arms and began to act like a baby.

Jiang Hua's eyes looked softly at Kagura, who was almost reaching his shoulders. Then he raised his head and reached out to touch Dingchun's furry head in front of him.

Dingchun actually enjoyed Jiang Hua's touch, with a satisfied expression on his face.

"Protect Kagura-chan..."

"Woof!"

…

"To be honest, how long can sister stay here?" Jiang Cheng suddenly asked.

"Including the time spent traveling back and forth, one week is already the limit. Her body is different now from the beginning. Because she stayed in a place like Laoyang for so long, her whole body has decayed..."

"A week?" Jiang Cheng murmured, then stood up and put a wad of money on the table, "I'll treat you this time. After all, you treated me to the first meal twenty years ago. I have something else to do, if you go directly to Yoshihara after you finish, Yue Yong will definitely arrange it."

"Yoshiwara?! You're not joking!" Master Xinghaibo was shocked and said quickly, "The child is still here! Isn't it a bit strange to invite me to a place like Yoshiwara... next time, next time I come to Earth alone, please I can just go over there…”

Before the leader of Xinghaifang could finish his words, he was knocked out by Jiang Cheng with a punch, "You are thinking too much! If you dare to do anything that is sorry to Sister Jiang Hua, I will definitely hunt you down throughout the universe!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back.

…

"It's getting late, leave it to me to arrange Madam's accommodation tonight," Yue Yong said.

At this time, Jianghua mother and daughter, Yue Yong, Gintoki and Shinpachi were sitting on the sofa in Wanshiwu.

"I want to sleep with Mom, Aru!" Kagura said quickly.

"No problem, there are quite a few empty houses in Yoshihara." Yue Yong replied, "I have already had several houses cleaned."

"Thank you very much, Miss Yueyong," Jiang Hua said with a smile, "And I also want to see what kind of place Xiao Jiangcheng-chan lives..."

"I think a place like Yoshiwara is not suitable for Madam to go to!" Gintoki said righteously, "If you want to live there, just stay at the Master House! I don't recommend adding a pillow! After all, as Madam, you are the elder of the earth... ah!"

Kagura and Shinpachi punched at the same time, smashing away this silver natural curl that had forgotten what moral integrity was...

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