Maybe a Fake Gintama

House of Everything.

"Ahem..." Gintoki pretended to cough twice while sitting on the sofa, but Kagura, who was eating snacks next to him, didn't react at all.

"Ahem!" Gintoki raised his voice.

But Kagura still had no reaction.

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough...!!!" Gintoki started to fake cough non-stop. Finally, Kagura was attracted by Gintoki's fake cough.

"You're so noisy, Aru! You have naturally curly silver hair!" Kagura stood up and kicked Gintoki over, "If your throat doesn't feel good, go take some medicine! Why do you keep saying [cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough." ]’s voice! It’s affecting my TV viewing!!!”

"That's right. If your throat is uncomfortable, you need to take some lozenges..." Gintoki got up and wiped his nosebleed, and sat on the sofa again...

"Hey, what on earth do you want to do? You are so squirmy, Aru." Kagura looked at Gintoki who looked constipated with contempt.

"Kagura-chan," Shinpachi looked at the dead fish-eyed natural curls in front of him with some reluctance, but finally chose to help Gintoki, put down the vacuum cleaner in his hand, walked over and sat down, "Actually, today is a special day. , Kagura-chan doesn’t know yet, right?”

"You know Aru," Kagura continued, "It's Christmas."

"Yes, it's Christmas. Does Kagura-chan have any gifts you want?" Shinpachi asked with a smile.

Gintoki on the side also pricked up his ears, as if waiting for Kagura's answer.

Kagura sat cross-legged on the sofa, folding her hands and thinking hard. After a long time, Kagura raised her head and said seriously: "No."

"Eh?! Shouldn't a little girl of this age have a lot of wishes that she wants to realize?! Shouldn't there be a lot of things that she wants?!" Shinbaji complained exaggeratedly.

"Because Ogi-chan (younger uncle) bought me all the things I wanted, Aru." Kagura said, pointing to the large pile of gifts piled beside the Master House, which even occupied one-third of the entire space of the Master House. Most of these gifts were not even opened.

"In the search... Ouji-chan has given so many gifts, so there is no need for any gifts..." Gintoki tugged at the corner of his mouth, then looked up at the ceiling, and continued with an indifferent attitude, "I originally wanted to say , I made a fortune playing small steel balls yesterday, and I thought if there is anything I want, I can give it to..."

Speaking of this, Gintoki secretly glanced at Kagura from the corner of his eye, and saw Kagura returning to his original posture, eating snacks and staring at the TV...

"Gin-san, why don't we just forget it..." Xinbaji couldn't bear it, and persuaded Gintoki on the side.

"What the hell!!!" Gintoki couldn't help but stood up and shouted, then stood up angrily and walked out.

"Shinpachi, what's wrong with Gin-chan, Aru?" Kagura was frightened by the sound of the door closing, and turned to ask Shinpachi.

"Actually it is……"

…

"Hey! Can you kid, please stop destroying a girl's dream?! Do you know how much harm you have caused to the girl's life?! Life has become confusing now, what should you do in the future!!! "Ginshi rushed into Jiang Cheng's room, grabbed Jiang Cheng by the collar and shouted.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand you at all!" Jiang Cheng pushed Gintoki away in disgust, then pointed at the computer in front of him, "And can you just barge in and talk to yourself! The character you are operating I almost died!"

"You guy..." Gintoki was really angry, but he couldn't open his mouth if he wanted to tell the truth.

Fortunately, at this time Yue Yong was attracted by the noise in Jiang Cheng's room, opened the door and walked in.

"You came just in time!" Gintoki rushed towards Yue Yong as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, "You should take care of this idiot! Is he spending money randomly all day long? He is spending money randomly all day long. Consumption? Has it caused great trouble to Yoshihara’s economic situation? If this continues,

Before the shogunate and Harusame could take action, Yoshiwara must have been disbanded due to economic conditions! ! "

"You..." Yue Yong was touched somehow, "I didn't expect you to be worried about this. Thank you very much for your kindness. However, Yoshiwara's GDP has been on the rise. I didn't expect this idiot to have some business acumen. Since he came to Yoshiwara, Yoshiwara's GDP has increased several times, and it is currently planning to expand. Today I came to this idiot to discuss the expansion..."

Gintoki: "..."

"Speaking of which, why are you here at this time? Gintoki." Jiang Cheng put down the controller in his hand and walked over and asked.

"It's just that I'm a little angry for no reason..."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a long time, then raised his face and said seriously, "That's not okay. Although the weather is cold and the air is dry, it is indeed easy to get angry, but you can't stop taking medicine just because you hate it. Medicine, proper prevention of colds is very important. Colds not only make a person physically uncomfortable but also make people feel bad. The most important thing is that colds are contagious~ I remember the teacher reminded me of these things in class Woolen cloth……"

Gintoki lowered his head with a dark face, ignoring Jiang Cheng's nagging, and then slowly raised his hand...

boom! !

Jiang Cheng was beaten away... and flew directly out of the window...

"Jiang Cheng sama!" a Baihua member shouted and caught Jiang Cheng.

"What do you want to do?!" A group of Hyakuka members rushed into Jiang Cheng's house, took out kunai and looked at Gintoki with unkind expressions.

"Calm down," Yue Yong reminded, "this guy is also one of the heroes who saved Yoshihara."

However, these Baihua members completely ignored Yue Yong's words.

"Jiang Cheng-sama looked so handsome when he fainted~" said the Baihua member who just caught Jiang Cheng.

"Quickly take a picture!"

"It's so cunning~ I also want to give Jiang Chengsama a hug~"

"Let's decide the order by guessing it!"

Seeing the members of Baihua who were about to lose their minds, Gintoki left silently.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai slowly woke up. Looking at Gintoki's somewhat disappointed back, he couldn't help but murmured, "What's wrong with that idiot? Is he on his period?"

"Jiangcheng sama~"

Only then did Jiang Cheng notice the Baihua members surrounding him, and then he showed a nice smile, "Thank you everyone, I'm fine."

"Leave this smile to me!"

"No, leave it to me!"

"I'll do it!"

…

Seeing the members of Baihua who were about to quarrel again, Yue Yong finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw out several kunai.

"Please be quiet! Don't you have to do your work?!!!"

…

"I'm really super angry..." Gintoki muttered with an unhappy look on his face, "Why am I so angry? Don't you just need to give me a gift? Why am I still so angry when you have obviously helped me save a lot of money? Big? You should obviously thank that bastard, huh? Is that really the case? Should you really thank that bastard? Then why do I still feel so angry? "

In this way, Gintoki, who was mumbling and walking, looked like an idiot to passers-by. Sometimes he jumped in anger, and sometimes he kept switching modes as if he was looking away.

Finally, Gintoki stopped at a roadside izakaya. "Why don't you treat yourself today," Gintoki said softly, then opened the curtain of the izakaya and walked in.

"welcome!"

"Heat up two pots of soju and make some oden to go with the wine, uncle." Gintoki sat down and shouted to the boss who was busy at work.

"It'll be ready soon!"

…

House of Everything.

"So, Gin-chan wants to give me a Christmas gift, Aru?" Kagura-chan said in surprise.

"Yes, that's it." Xin Bajia replied.

"Then just say no, okay? Aru? Why do you have to be so coy?" Kagura curled her lips and said.

"Well..." Xin Baji said with a bitter smile, "That guy just has this kind of character, he just can't express himself."

"Then let me think about it..." After saying that, Kagura began to think hard, "But it seems that there really isn't anything I want, Aru."

"Think about it more carefully? Maybe there is something missing? Something that I once wanted very much, something that I haven't gotten until now, something that I have forgotten deep in my heart..." Shinpachi said to Kagura at the side A reminder to cheer up.

"If you say so..." Kagura looked at the high-end snacks on the table, and then an idea flashed, "Meat buns Aru! I kind of want to eat meat buns now! If you are used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, you will unconsciously want to eat some. Food with a poor and sour taste~”

"This sentence made me a little angry..." Xin Baji couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, then suppressed the anger in his heart and forced a smile, "What you want is meat buns, right? Now I can at least satisfy that naturally curly silver hair."

Saying that, Xin Baji stood up and walked towards the door, "Eat less snacks before Yin Sang comes back, I will let him buy meat buns! Anyway, when you see the meat buns, say thank you to me. !”

"Oh!"

"You don't need to learn Kakarot!"

…

"Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shinpachi in front of him and continued, "I came here once, but then I left. I don't know where I went. But I feel like something is wrong with Gintoki today."

"Ah... various reasons." Xin Bajiu replied with a wry smile, but after thinking about it, he still said seriously to Jiang Cheng, "Well, can I ask Jiang Chengsang to do something..."

"What's up?"

"Is it possible to just buy Kagura-chan whatever she wants without asking her? This method of doting on children is very bad and can easily have some bad effects on Kagura-chan's future life. And..." New Baji paused, then continued, "The silver-haired natural curly guy wanted to give Kagura-chan a Christmas gift, but Kagura-chan didn't seem to need anything... so he was a little distressed..."