Me and countless me

"Is this still Huaguo Mountain? What have you done?"

The moment Sun Wukong woke up, he was in a bad mood because he saw countless strange things here!

What swollen corpses like the bread invented by his senior brother, and passers-by with broken bodies, in short, none of them looked like human beings.

So for Sun Wukong, there are only two words now.

Confused!

"You are already dead, tell me about you, ah, a practitioner who didn't register, but now you are arrested, right? Let's see if you have done anything bad. If you haven't done anything bad, you will be detained in the underworld and sentenced to fifteen days of detention. Don't worry, these fifteen days are basically just a tour of the underworld, and it won't delay your affairs in the world."

Because it was Li Ke's new policy, Li Ke took into account the fact that some people meditated and practiced, and therefore, the Black and White Impermanence were so polite to Sun Wukong.

Of course, this is also because Sun Wukong has a light and agile aura, without any bloody murderous aura at all. It looks like he has never eaten any intelligent life, otherwise he would not be so polite.

However, for the monkey, he said in front of his brothers that he was not afraid of King Yama, let alone the newly appointed king. If he was really detained here for fifteen days, how would his brothers look at him in the future, and how would his boasting end!

I am afraid that he will lose face in front of his brothers!

From childhood to adulthood, Sun Wukong, who felt that he had never lost face, was constantly angry, and his fear of death made him lose his sense of proportion for a while.

He went out to look for immortals because of his fear of death. Now, he has cultivated to become an immortal, but his soul is still taken away by the ghost of the underworld. If he had not cultivated successfully and his Dharma body and soul were not there, wouldn’t he have become someone else’s prey and go to reincarnation for no reason!

The fear of death, the desire to prove that he had escaped death, and the pride of loving face, all of these burst out in Sun Wukong's heart.

So Sun Wukong sneered.

"What? Can't you see that I have jumped out of the Three Realms and am no longer in the Five Elements?! If you know what's good for you, let your grandpa go!"

As he spoke, Sun Wukong's ferocity was aroused, so the King of Hell sitting in the hall frowned and slammed the table.

"Who are you, Your Highness? How dare you make a noise here! Your life span has ended. Although you are practicing, you do not obey the laws of the underworld emperor. Even if you are thrown into reincarnation, it is reasonable! At this time, I have shown you mercy outside the law, but you do not thank the underworld emperor, and you are shouting wildly here and roaring in court! Believe it or not, I will send you to the hell of tongue pulling now!"

The King of Hell made a reasonable judgment. After all, this is a feudal society, so roaring in court is a very serious crime, and even in modern times, roaring in court will also lead to a heavier sentence.

So according to the laws of the underworld that Li Ke has not yet completely revised, King of Hell can really send the monkey to the hell of tongue pulling.

However, how can the monkey bear such a grievance!

Inexplicably dragged him to the underworld, inexplicably wanted him to be imprisoned in the underworld, and then said that he would be sent to the hell of tongue pulling!

Think that his Sun Wukong's practice is fake, right!

Sun Wukong broke free from the chains on his body, and the golden light on his Dharma body was so bright that it illuminated the underworld. He immediately saved half of the residents of the City of the Dead, and the ghosts and monsters looked at him in horror.

King Yama was even more confused, and he didn't understand why such a great master was not on the list!

Even those who became immortals on the spot after taking the elixir were registered! The big guys above would also register them directly! How could there be a wild Taiyi Jinxian!

This is not a joke!

Sun Wukong sneered and took out his golden hoop, aiming at King Yama.

"My senior brother said something! Today, I, Sun, will give it to you! And the damn son of the underworld behind you!"

But before King Yama could speak, Sun Wukong shouted.

"I was bullied before I became an immortal! I am still bullied after I became an immortal! My cultivation was in vain! Watch me get beaten!"

While he was talking, Sun Wukong jumped up and hit King Yama. King Yama quickly dodged, but the table was smashed to the ground by Sun Wukong in an instant!

In an instant, the entire underworld trembled, causing Li Ke, who was drinking tea and reading official documents, to tremble, and the tea in his hand spilled on the document he had just copied, directly contaminating the ink, and a page of paper was directly wasted.

Somewhat speechless, he put down his teacup, and buried in the documents, Li Ke raised his head, and then saw half of the sky in the underworld was golden light, and he was stunned.

So he directly pulled over the equally confused Qin Guangwang, the agent who came to help revise the new underworld laws despite being on leave, and asked.

"What's going on? Is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva preaching there again?"

If it was Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, Li Ke would not say anything, because Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is really awesome.

The proportion of time in the eighteenth level of hell is exaggerated. You can even think about it with your buttocks, and you can tell how terrible a place it is. But Ksitigarbha, the human being, started working from the eighteenth level of hell, persuading and teaching those evil spirits there. And maintain the consciousness of these evil ghosts so that they can escape from hell and reincarnate as soon as possible.

After all, the underworld is essentially a large-scale labor camp, but it doesn't produce any output. The important thing is punishment and education, so only the most heinous things will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell.

Li Ke thinks that he does not have the ability to stay in the eighteenth level of hell all the time, but Ksitigarbha has such great perseverance, so if he preaches scriptures and helps eliminate the grievances of the evil souls and ghosts, then he Nothing to say.

Although he didn't understand why the other party cared so much about evil people, it didn't mean that Li Ke didn't admire the other party's perseverance and kindness.

However, before the acting King Qin Guang spoke, Li Ke knew it was not the case.

Because the bull-headed horse-faced flying over.

It’s just not flying in the conventional sense!

"Your Majesty, be careful!!"

Acting King Qin Guang directly pushed Li Ke to the ground. The next moment, the bull-headed horse face passed directly through the place where Li Ke was just now, knocking two humanoid silhouettes with bull heads and horse heads out of Li Ke's hall, and Li Ke Ke turned around and saw that these two people had an extra limb outline than ordinary people!

"Holy shit, these two great immortals are so powerful..."

Li Ke couldn't help but admire, and then he saw a stick sweeping across and flying his hall away. The room where he stored the documents, slates, and various barks and animal skins, It collapsed under the sweep of this blow, and then burned under the golden light of the monkey's fairy spirit.

But the agent on the side, King Qin Guang, couldn't help but remind Li Ke, who was swearing.

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to your demeanor, your demeanor..."

However, at this time, demeanor is the least important.

Because at this time, officials, big and small, and soldiers in the underworld didn't know whether they should run, rescue, or put out the fire and save those precious documents.

And Li Ke was completely stupid because of these documents!

He just sorted it out! ! !

Although it hasn’t been dealt with yet, he has already started to do it!

"Who the hell is that!"

Li Ke stood up directly, holding the seal of the Emperor of the Underworld in his hand, ready to send this bastard into the eighteenth level of hell!

He just took over! You were kicked out of the place, how can you still hang out in the future? !

Then, a voice that sounded like it had never been beaten appeared.

"Huh huh huh! I asked you to hook the soul of your grandpa grandpa, let me see how you hook him now! My son! Get the book of life and death quickly! Let grandson tick the names of himself and my senior brother, otherwise he will definitely use The iron rod in my hand..."

As he spoke, Sun Wukong's figure suddenly appeared next to the acting King Qin Guang who wanted to run away with Li Ke, and then grabbed Li Ke's collar with a fierce look on his face.

Then the whole monkey was dumbfounded...

"Teacher, senior brother? Why are you here!"

Li Ke also looked confused, because he was very sure that he had sent someone to tell the monkey that he had become the emperor of the underworld, and asked him not to come and cause trouble in the underworld, but to go directly to the land to report it. He was going this way The program looks better.

After all, the most important thing for the Yinshi Emperor is fairness, and he cannot break the rules.

But who would have thought that this monkey is still here!

"Sun Wukong! What are you doing!"

Li Ke's heart was filled with ten thousand grass and mud horses running wildly. He worked so hard to do this thing just to prevent Sun Wukong from coming down to cause trouble in the underworld due to formalities, thereby increasing his guilt.

Although it is okay to let the monkey change the book of life and death, this is something to deceive his own brothers, and he, Li Ke, doesn't even bother to do it!

But it's fine now!

Li Ke looked at the burning book of life and death, looked at the monkey in front of him speechlessly, and grabbed the hair on the monkey's head with his backhand.

"Didn't I send someone to tell you three days ago that I became the Emperor of the Underworld? As my junior brother, you just go and register to avoid problems. How did you come here?"

The monkey grinned in pain, but when he heard Li Ke say that he was the emperor of the underworld, he suddenly felt a sense of grievance and smacked Li Ke's hand away with his paw.

"Senior brother! You still have the nerve to criticize me! You know me, but why are you still unwilling to make things easier for your family after becoming the emperor? The people under your command even said that they would imprison me in the tongue-pulling hell! Senior brother! You How to explain this!"

Sun Wukong was also full of grievances. He finally saw that apart from his master, his senior brother was the best to him and had the same experience as his. Just when he wanted to reminisce about the past, he found out that it was his senior brother's people who had caught him. He could also deceive himself by pretending that his senior brother didn't know his situation, but now, his senior brother knew what he was capable of! Knowing what he was capable of, he sent people to arrest him!

I told him so! I went to seek immortality because I was afraid of death! It's impossible for senior brother not to forget! In the end, something like this still happened.

Sun Wukong, who was already full of evil fire, snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Li Ke was also speechless.

"As the emperor of the underworld, of course I must enforce the law impartially. If you don't go, how can I register? What if someone pretends to be someone else? And..."

However, the current Sun Wukong couldn't listen at all. With tears in his eyes, he looked at Li Ke and said three good words in a row.

"Okay, okay! Taoist Li Ke! You enforce the law impartially! What a great official power! It seems that in your eyes, the brotherhood between you and me is far less than the status of the emperor of the underworld!"

When Sun Wukong spoke, his eyes were red. He pushed Li Ke away and picked up the iron rod in his hand again.

"Okay! Since you enforce the law impartially! Then I will let you enforce the law impartially!"

Only then did Li Ke realize that Sun Wukong was in almost the same state as a rebellious child, so he immediately stretched out his hand to stop Sun Wukong, showing a healthy image.

"Wait!"

However, even if he grabbed Sun Wukong's shoulders, Sun Wukong's shoulders would just shake and he fell directly to the ground.

Then, with a subtle emotion, he saw Sun Wukong's iron rod sweeping across, and the warehouses storing ancient bad debts were completely wiped out!

In just a split second, before he even had time to speak, the enlarged iron rod was completely smashed!

He laughed subconsciously, and even saw Deputy King Qin Guang on the side also laughing, so his face immediately became serious, causing the smiling Deputy King Qin Guang to suddenly change his face and become serious immediately. stand up.

But the monkey didn't notice this. He just looked at Li Ke unhappily and stretched out his hand towards the judge on the side.

"Hey! Bring me the Book of Life and Death!"

The judge did not dare to disobey. After all, the monkey was the Taiyi Golden Immortal. To put it bluntly, even if he did not come, he would just register. It would not be good to offend such a big shot!

The monkey grabbed the book of life and death, looked at Li Ke with a pen, sneered, and then his voice suddenly expanded, so that his voice could be heard by the Nine Netherworld, the Tenth Land, and the Thirty-third Heaven.

"You are unkind, but I am not unjust! I promised to come to the underworld to catch you, and I will come to the underworld to catch you! I will change your name in the book of life and death!"

After saying that, the monkey found his and Li Ke's names under the guidance of the judge. He crossed out Li Ke's name with two strokes, then directly obliterated the monkey's name, and then threw the book of life and death away. When he reached Ji Pan's arms, he turned around and flew away.

Li Ke looked at the monkey going away. While envious of the monkey's cultivation, he couldn't help but shake his head when he looked at the hall of the underworld that was destroyed by the monkey in a daze.

Monkey has obviously reached the rebellious stage and is already a typical will-o'-the-wisp boy.

"Your Majesty, can we save this fire?"

The agent on the side, King Qin Guang, asked in a low voice, and Li Ke glanced at the remaining piece of animal skin and gave him a speechless look.

He held the Great Seal of the Underworld, which could put out fires and even repair them. But after taking a look at the dark history of the gods on the animal skin, Li Ke shook his head.

"Write a memorial with me, saying that Sun Wukong modified his book of life and death, and when he caused a havoc in the underworld, a ghost who deserved to be exterminated set fire to the warehouse and caused chaos in order to escape, and he was killed on the spot. But the past documents , have all been reduced to ashes.”

Acting King Qin Guang was stunned for a moment.

"Why is the fire so powerful? And how could he be killed on the spot..."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Li Ke give him another look.

Li Ke really doesn't want to deal with these bad debts, because many of them were legal in the past, and whether they can be traced or not is a question.

Although there are indeed problems that can be found, but if these are arrested, should we arrest those gods who completely abide by the previous heavenly rules? Will you catch those gods who didn’t have new procedures when doing things in the past?

So some things are destined to be settled, so let those gods give Sun Wukong some face.

So, he spoke to the acting King Qin Guang.

"Why don't you catch this ghost that wants to escape and should have its soul exterminated?"

As soon as he finished speaking, King Qin Guang himself laughed out loud.

Therefore, although the main hall was smashed to pieces, the entire underworld was filled with joy at this moment.

Because of the bad debt, it was finally settled!

Monkeys are actually quite irritable in the early days after they become successful in cultivation...