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"You're the Hokage, okay?!"

Li Ke finally couldn't hold it back anymore and grabbed Namikaze Minato by the collar, who was obviously suffering from kidney failure, and roared angrily.

"You should do what a Hokage should do!! Minato Namikaze! Look at yourself! You are obviously kidney-deficient now!! Your strength has declined, right?!"

He was outside from time to time cleaning up bandit bullies, car gangsters and road bullies, and repairing bridges, roads, and sewers. As a result, Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki were at home where they were making little people like crazy! !

Just by looking at it, you can tell that it looks like a dozen times a night! He swore in the name of Li Fan that it would never be lower than this number!

Speaking of this, Li Ke clearly saw some embarrassment on Minato Namikaze's face. Finally, as if he had made up a lot of determination, he turned his head to one side and scratched the golden hair in embarrassment. hair.

"Ah, there's nothing we can do about it. Kushina is so anxious to have a child that she even draws the Nine-Tails' chakra to use it. My physical strength really can't keep up..."

Li Ke: “…………”

Does this sound like human speech? ! This kind of thing was said to a person who was not yet an adult!

He, Li Ke, can't even buy cigarettes or alcohol to go to a nightclub in this world!

"I don't want to hear what happened in your room! Don't you know how to cheat by using some numbing sealing technique? Don't tell me you don't know how?! Wait..."

Li Ke, who suddenly thought of something, let go of Minato Namikaze's collar, causing the somewhat embarrassed Minato Namikaze to look at Li Ke in confusion, wondering what the de facto Hokage suddenly thought of.

"Speaking of which, most people in the ninja world don't live very long... Does this seem to be a business opportunity?"

Li Ke remembered learning this from the school's book about sneak attacks. Ninjas do things very quickly, especially ninjas with fast nerve reflexes such as taijutsu ninjas.

This is because the speed of nerve reflexes actually depends on the person's nerve sensitivity, and if the nerve is sensitive...

Well, something unexpected will happen.

So Raikage definitely doesn’t have the intensity that he does in comics and animations!

"You don't want little Tsunade to study this kind of medicine, do you, Qingtan? If that's the case, I think you will die miserably, but speaking of it... this can also increase the relationship between you. Feelings."

After Senju Tobirama said something that Li Ke didn't want to understand, he touched his chin and said a topic that shocked Minato Namikaze.

"Although I think increasing the duration of a ninja is a waste of time and increases weaknesses, but if you think about it carefully, it is indeed very profitable to sell such drugs."

Namikaze Minato forced himself to pretend not to understand what Senju Tobirama meant, while Li Ke nodded and continued talking.

"Yes, you can also judge the enemy's intelligence based on the sales quantity and consumption speed of these pills... But this thing is indeed very profitable. Minato, please find Orochimaru-senpai and ask him to open one. The company is jointly run with Konoha Village, so Orochimaru-senpai has a place to stay. "

Hearing this, Namikaze Minato nodded and wrote it down on his notepad. Li Ke couldn't help but roll his eyes after reading it.

"Hey, you're the Hokage, right? Do you have no ideas of your own?"

Namikaze Minato tilted his head and spoke with a little helplessness and regret.

"Because in fact, everything I want to do has been done by you, Qingtan, and everyone actually believes in you more than me, so although I am Hokage, I am actually just your secretary... "

Namikaze Minato said a very scary thing very calmly, but no one present paid much attention to it, and Namikaze Minato didn't have any scruples and directly told the reason why he was so salty.

"My ideal village is for everyone to work together to create a world that is as fair as possible, where people in the village can be happy, and other people can be as happy as possible. Now you have achieved carbon reduction, so There is really nothing left for me to do now, only to satisfy Kushina and teach my children so that everyone can trust that Konoha can continue to be peaceful."

His ideals have indeed been realized, so after taking the stage, he really found that there was nothing he could do.

"Don't treat me like some scary big boss, thank you!"

Li Ke rolled his eyes at Minato Namikaze, making him laugh heartlessly, and continued to express words of resentment or gratitude that he didn't know whether he was resentful or grateful.

"So I'm actually very happy. It feels like I have nothing to do and can only do some logistics."

Namikaze Minato himself was somewhat contradictory. In his heart, he had the ambition to become Hokage, to build a career, and to walk his own path, but he also had the lingering feeling of a newlywed couple, not wanting to be by his wife's side all the time. impulse.

Therefore, it is difficult for Namikaze Minato to say whether he is satisfied or dissatisfied with his current life and current situation, but he knows that although he is not willing to accept it, he is very happy.

Very happy every day.

Being able to watch the village develop in a good direction bit by bit, being able to see how Li Ke, who wants to fish, is forced to work hard because of his ideals, being able to go home on time for dinner every day, and taste Kushina's not-so-good , but food with great care.

All of this was too good for him.

Li Ke couldn't hold it back anymore, so he punched Namikaze Minato in the chest, causing him to cover his chest and cough. Li Ke also became serious and talked about business seriously.

"But you will be busy next, so whether you are looking for Tsunade-senpai or Orochimaru-senpai, hurry up and get Kushina pregnant. Then I, the Shodaime, and Mito-sama will monitor the Kyuubi together. ! Make sure Kushina can give birth smoothly! You won’t have time after that.”

He built roads, erected bridges, and all kinds of factories were built by the ninjas in the village. The next thing is that he is forcing people to bow their heads outside, while Namikaze Minato prepares various things.

The reason why Namikaze Minato was relieved to get Kushina pregnant is also very simple, because ordinary jinchuriki cannot even have a married life. Excited mood and relaxed body will cause the tailed beast to start to eat away at the jinchuriki. This leads to rampage.

That is to say, Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina have good sealing skills, plus Li Ke and Senju Hashirama, so Namikaze Minato dares to have a child with Uzumaki Kushina like this.

"Well, but for carbon reduction, you should also get married, right? Don't you want to get married before the plan starts?"

Namikaze Minato nodded, and then asked Li Ke. But before Li Ke could speak, Senju Tobirama, who was holding the information brought by Namikaze Minato, spoke, interrupting Li Ke's answer.

"Regarding this, Qingtan's marriage problem is actually quite big, but we'll talk about this later. Qingtan, please take a look at this information first. They have already reacted."

Li Ke took the information and glanced at Konoha's financial expenditure. The shocking red letter almost made his heart stop, but fortunately, he immediately thought of a way. And he also saw the information that Senju Tobirama wanted him to see.

"The daimyo of the land of water and the daimyo of the land of fire communicated information privately through the guardian ninjas of the Fire Temple... Ha, the response is really slow."

After reading further, Li Ke saw that the daimyo of the Kingdom of Water and the daimyo of the Kingdom of Fire planned to occupy the roads and bridges he built in the name of road construction, because currently Konoha does not have any The legal principles can be spoken of.

The first thing they wanted to do was to set up various checkpoints and charge fees. They also planned to work with the daimyo of the Kingdom of Water and the village chief of Kirigakure Village to question themselves and ask him why he didn't inform the daimyo that he was in the country. They built roads and bridges within the territory, and even went to the Kingdom of Water to do this.

But these were all things that Li Ke knew well before, and when he saw the next piece of information, Li Ke couldn't help but raise his head.

Because it's really weird.

"What you mean is that the Daimyo of the Fire Nation refuses to immediately pay our war expenses and this year's budget. He must wait until the trial against me is over. However, the Minister of the Fire Nation privately said that he can pay us in the form of a bank. Provide us with loan services?”

Minato Namikaze nodded, and Li Ke couldn't help but laugh, because this loan even came out nine times and returned thirteen times!

If you ask him to borrow ten yuan, he will only give you nine yuan, and then you have to pay back thirteen yuan! If you are more ruthless, the profit will be compounded.

"How much loan contract do you plan to sign with them?"

Namikaze Minato took out another report. The first way was to sell Li Ke. No matter how crazy he was, he would never go crazy like this, so he chose the second way.

"To implement the new welfare plan, a lot of money will be needed. Just the basic salary of each ninja is an astronomical sum, so I plan to borrow 10 billion to fill the previous deficit first, and then use it this year Keep the salary, so that you can still have money to support the factory.”    Konoha really has no money now. Although there has been a large wave of war compensation, there are still Li Ke for infrastructure, but there are still factory machines and workers. recruitment, and a whole bunch of miscellaneous stuff.

That small amount of war reparations is really like throwing sand into the ocean.

Li Ke sneered.

"Konoha's deficit is 80 billion, so let's borrow 50 billion first, in two installments, and borrow another 50 billion the second time. Then when the repayment date is approaching, we will find the Water Country and the Earth Country. The Kingdom of Sand and the Kingdom of Thunder each borrowed 50 billion, and then said it was to repay the debt! But they didn’t really pay it back, they all used it for construction.”

However, Namikaze Minato and Senju Tobirama knew as soon as they heard that Li Ke had no intention of returning it at all.

Or maybe they don’t plan to pay it back with money.

"Isn't this good for your reputation?"

Senju Tobirama asked with some worry. After all, ninjas only rely on reputation. Suddenly Li Ke wanted to abandon credibility like this. This made Senju Tobirama somewhat unacceptable.

But Namikaze Minato didn't have any objections. Even if this plan ruined his reputation, he didn't feel any dissatisfaction and instead put forward his own suggestions.

"But Qingcarbon, there are too many loopholes in your plan, and why didn't you think of giving benefits to the ninjas in the village?"

Namikaze Minato felt that what Li Ke did was unreasonable. No matter what, he should bring the ninjas of Konoha Village and other families to play together!

After all, since the creditors must be eliminated in the end, why not give some benefits to the ninjas of Konoha?

"You guys... what will you do if they demand payment midway?"

The corners of Senju Tobirama's mouth twitched, while Namikaze Minato smiled and explained, because he had completely seen through Li Ke's thoughts!

"Nidaime-sama, please rest assured. When that time comes, they will never be in a hurry to collect money from us, and they will even continue to send us money."

However, Senju Tobirama still couldn't understand what Li Ke and Namikaze Minato's operations meant, so Li Ke and Namikaze Minato had to explain to Senju Tobirama before they understood what they were planning to do. What.

And because of this, he felt speechless for a while regarding the brain circuits of Li Ke and Namikaze Minato.

"I am indeed old."

The evil Thousand-Armed Old Ghost sighed.

then--

"Did the Hokage bow his head?"

The Daimyo of the Fire Country was sitting behind the coffee table, drinking tea slowly, and beside him, the Finance Minister of the Fire Country answered quickly.

"Not yet. After all, that one's military exploits are relatively large, so Lord Namikaze Minato said it will take some time."

When he finished speaking, before the daimyo with a Buddhist expression could speak, another minister spoke.

"Hmph, ninjas should do ninja things. If everyone in the world doesn't do their job well, what will the world be like!"

As he spoke, he slapped his table angrily, and then spoke viciously.

"We should cut the military expenditure of Konoha Village! Let those arrogant guys know who is feeding them!"

But although his words were the sentiments of most people present, when the other party finished speaking, the daimyo put down his tea cup and spoke gently.

"This is unnecessary. After all, Namikaze Minato still respects us very much. Besides, aren't the people from the Senju clan heading to Konoha Village to mediate?"

He said this and then closed his mouth again.

Because he is not stupid and knows that it is possible to weaken the Konoha village, but he only needs to get rid of Li Ke, the culprit. Do you want to prepare for war reparations by overly weakening Konoha?

But it doesn't matter if he doesn't get rid of him. After all, he and Tsunade are relatives, and Tsunade has an ambiguous relationship with the other party. When the time comes, he will go wild and let the people under him die, and the matter will be over.

Aren't you just being a puppet?

It's the same as it is now.

Therefore, the person next to the Daimyo who was drinking tea naturally spoke on behalf of the Daimyo.

"So what was the reaction of Konoha Village?"

At this point, all the ministers smiled.

"They have asked us to borrow money, and they are borrowing money at any cost!"

"Yes, Konoha Village's finances are about to collapse, right?"

"I have already said that whoever does what is best is the best! Young people always make such short-sighted mistakes!"

"Yes, yes, if you are borrowing money at this time, don't you know that prices are still rising? Ninjas are really ridiculous!"

So amid the burst of laughter, these ministers who thought they had the lifeline of Konoha seemed to see the financial collapse of Konoha Village!

But at this moment, Li Ke inexplicably appeared next to Goju Yagura in Kirigakure Village, informing him of something.

In response to this, Goju Yagura's reaction was very direct. He slapped the table, stood up, and asked angrily.

"What do you mean we can't stand your oppression and plan to join forces with Iwagakure and Kumogakure to launch a war against you?!"

However, looking at Li Ke's kind smile, Goju Yagura quickly sat back, then pointed to Terumi Mei on the side and several female ninjas who were obviously from the Minazuki clan and spoke.

"But because you are so sincere, you married them and gave them several children respectively. I agreed to this plan."

Li Ke: “…………”

Why, now the ninja world has obviously stolen the blood-stealing realm, right? !