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Leaving aside the girl's matter, Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei went to the inner room after finishing their meal, and Li Ke looked at his good brother and began to test him.

"Old Zhang, do you think that the birthday gift should not be collected? It is ill-gotten gains?"

Li Ke's question made Zhang Yinglei stunned, and then he nodded immediately.

"Of course, the people outside the city are suffering, but Liang Zhongshu himself has made a fortune. I thought he was a good man before, but...what can I do about the treacherous ministers in the court, and the emperor is...another deceived."

He wanted to scold the emperor, but in the end he still didn't scold him, just because the idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor and patriotism was the greatest ambition in the hearts of his brother Zhang Yinglei, but he didn't dare to say that Zhao Guanjia was wrong.

Li Ke was naturally clear in his heart, but it was not appropriate to tell his brother at this time, so he pulled his brother and spoke in the other's puzzled eyes.

"So, if you get this ill-gotten wealth, what will you do?"

Li Ke's question made Zhang Yinglei stunned, and then he spoke with some melancholy.

"Of course, I will buy some land and distribute it to the farmers to plant, to ensure their money and food, but this is absolutely not allowed. You and I are both military generals. If we do such a thing, I am afraid that disaster will come soon. And we don't have so much money. Do we have to be a gentleman on the beam in the middle of the night and rob the birthday gift?"

As he said, Zhang Yinglei shook his head and wanted to touch the wine in Li Ke's house, but he didn't hear Li Ke's answer. Turning his head, he saw Li Ke smiling there.

Zhang Yinglei's body suddenly shuddered, and he couldn't help looking at Li Ke, and then asked in a low voice.

"Erlang, are you..."

"I want to do this great thing with you, my brother!"

Zhang Yinglei was silent for a while. The traditional idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor and patriotism made him feel that he should not do this, but the miserable scenes he saw during this period made his loyalty to the emperor and patriotism waver.

After all, his loyalty to the emperor and patriotism is to make the people healthy and peaceful, not to let some parasites plunder at will!

So after a while of silence, he touched his head and spoke to Li Ke.

"Okay, this head is tied to your belt!"

In the past, Li Ke always came up with ideas, so Zhang Yinglei didn't plan to use his brain. After that, he just did whatever Li Ke said.

And Li Ke also told his plan.

His plan was very simple. After all, since he was made the leader of the birthday gift escort team, he naturally knew the warehouse and the departure time.

Tonight, as long as the two of them could sneak into Liang Zhongshu's official residence, it would not be too difficult to enter the warehouse. This kind of ancient lock was not difficult for Li Ke at all.

However, there are still other requirements.

"But Erlang, do we need to wear night clothes or something?"

Zhang Yinglei asked excitedly. It was the first time in his life that he went out to be a thief. He wanted to have a sense of ceremony, but Li Ke just looked at his brother who had a sense of ceremony with a look of mental retardation.

"Why don't you prepare two sets of costumes for the two of us!"

Li Ke rolled his eyes and went to prepare the wonderful props he would need next.

After all, he was going to open Liang Zhongshu's eyes, so Li Ke naturally had to prepare something. At least he should leave a golden seal for Liang Zhongshu to let the other party know that he was destined to be the one, right?

Melting gold and silver is not a big problem for Li Ke. Although Samadhi True Fire is a high-end spell, the low-level melting gold technique can be used better at this time.

This thing is something in the scroll obtained by Wang Mang Li Ke. God knows why Bodhi Patriarch knows this.

So he just needs to get the clay mold!

Tang Monk Li Ke also has this ability. He is the best at making statues for people. He often makes some strange clay sculptures for his colleagues to disgust those things that are not easy to kill directly.

Therefore, Li Ke quickly used those small spells to make a bunch of disposable molds, and then quietly waited for midnight to come.

When midnight came, Zhang Yinglei came to Li Ke as promised, but——

"Why are you dressed as Dou Erdun of the Qing Dynasty? Now is the Song Dynasty, right? What's the matter with your costume? And even if you wear it, it should be the costume of Henan Opera, right?"

Li Ke looked at Zhang Yinglei with blue oil paint on his face, and couldn't help complaining. But in return, Zhang Yinglei, who was wearing a costume for singing opera, was at a loss.

"What is Dou Erdun? Why does it sound so familiar? Didn't you tell me to get a set of opera costumes? I stole this from my family's opera troupe! Don't tell me I can't use it?"

Zhang Yinglei looked at Li Ke in confusion, not knowing what Li Ke meant, but still brought Li Ke a box full of oil paint and a set of opera costumes.

Li Ke covered his face in pain. His brother really carried out his orders meticulously, which made him feel like he couldn't help but vent. So he could only give up and take the oil paint box, and then quickly began to paint himself with yellow oil paint.

"Forget it, that's it."

In addition to Dou Erdun, there is also Shan Xiongxin in the Peking Opera with blue faces. Since Zhang Yinglei has painted them, he will also be Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao.

Anyway, it's all about preventing others from seeing your face clearly, it doesn't matter what the means are.

After painting their faces, Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei put on close-fitting costumes and got ready for action.

While following Li Ke into the shadows and starting to move forward rapidly, Zhang Yinglei looked at Li Ke's exquisite facial makeup and couldn't help but praise him.

"Erlang, your facial makeup is so beautiful."

Li Ke rolled his eyes and spoke directly.

"Call me Qin Qiong from now on! You are Shan Xiongxin! We are asking Liang Zhongshu to borrow money to put down the rebellion in the underworld!"

He found the reason at random, but Zhang Yinglei laughed, pulled on his costume, and showed off to Li Ke.

"Brother, your armor is not as good-looking as mine!"

Li Ke almost transformed into a Hyuga clan member and performed a set of Baguazhang on his good brother to remove the fire and loosen his muscles and bones, but since he was his own brother, he, as an old father, could only endure it. .

The two people rushed all the way and quickly arrived at Liang Zhongshu's official residence. Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei jumped over the wall with agility and arrived at the warehouse that they were very familiar with. But the moment they landed, Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei couldn't help but They looked at each other.

Because Liang Zhongshu was unlocking the door with his servant, holding a book in his hand, obviously intending to proofread it.

The two people made a decision immediately. Li Ke grabbed Liang Zhongshu's neck who wanted to say something, while Zhang Yinglei punched the boy and knocked him out. Then he quickly used the ventriloquism learned by Tang Monk Li Ke and the Debate of Classics, using a weird The opera accent spoke.

"You corrupt official! You don't think about running the country in the middle of the night, but you are checking gold and silver here. I really can't spare you! Today, I, Qin Qiong, Qin Shubao, and Shan Xiongxin came to you specifically to borrow money to put down the rebellion in the underworld. If you cooperate obediently, I will return it." That’s all, if you don’t cooperate, I’ll ask you to go to the King of Hell!”

As he spoke, Li Ke kicked open the door of the warehouse. Zhang Yinglei also screamed and threatened, but the two people fell silent immediately, because at this time, Yang Zhi and Yang Zhi suddenly appeared in the warehouse. Dozens of soldiers, carrying boxes of gold, silver and jewelry, were watching this scene in stunned silence.

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Yang Zhi's head felt like it exploded. He looked at two people in costumes and oil paints holding Liang Taishu hostage, holding one of his future supporters hostage. He immediately pulled out his long knife and roared out. !

"Where did this monster come from! How dare you come here to run wild!"

After saying that, he rushed over without hesitation and slashed Li Ke's arm holding Liang Zhongshu hostage!

"The fucking time has been advanced, and this old thief can't even guard me?! He's not a fucking son of a bitch!"

Li Ke kicked Liang Zhongshu directly on the butt, causing him to roar with thunder, and directly hit Yang Zhi's long knife. The gradually enlarging blade and Yang Zhi's ferocious face made Liang Zhongshu feel like he was All the thrills of a lifetime have converged into this moment.

Yang Zhihai changed his moves in a hurry, and the sword in his hand suddenly deflected, and he fell from the air. Instead, he grabbed Liang Zhongshu's ankle, trying to pull Liang Zhongshu to his side!

But because Li Ke was holding Liang Zhongshu's neck, Yang Zhi pulled hard, and Li Ke's hand unconsciously tightened. Liang Zhongshu's tongue suddenly stuck out from his mouth, and his cervical vertebrae were also shaken. A strange noise was made!

Liang Zhongshu, who was originally frightened and had half his life left, was held by two people and hung in the air like this. In the physical sense, half of his life was about to be ended, so he couldn't help waving his hands and making an ahh sound. Wanting Yang Zhi to let go of himself.

After all, it's really uncomfortable to hang him in mid-air. It would be okay if Yang Zhi could pull him back, but Yang Zhi doesn't have the ability, so it's better to put him down, so that even if he is killed, he will be happy, no need Suffer this crime!

Fortunately, his loyal subordinate Zhang Yinglei directly waved the prepared long knife and attacked Yang Zhi, so Yang Zhi had to let go of Liang Zhongshu's ankle to allow Liang Zhongshu to land.

Li Ke was not polite and put the knife directly on the neck of his boss Liang Zhongshu, thinking quickly in his mind.

He came here originally to cause trouble, but unexpectedly he met Yang Zhi. His original plan of setting fire to the warehouse, using gold seals and golden knives to make Liang Taishu dare not say anything, and then delaying the delivery of the birthday card was no longer possible. He was afraid that Either they could escape, the birthday card would be transported away the next moment, or it would be heavily guarded.

Then naturally, you can fish as much as you can, and then leave here quickly!

But when he hesitated, he saw torches quickly lighting up Liang Zhongshu's house, and countless soldiers were rushing towards it. Yang Zhi also fought with Zhang Yinglei, and they were inseparable for a while. !

Li Ke couldn't help but mention Liang Zhongshu, but Liang Zhongshu lost his fearful attitude and spoke calmly.

"I'm afraid this strong man is also seeking money, but it's not a good thing to risk your life for money, isn't it? Why don't I give you some money, and you can leave with your brothers."

Liang Zhongshu was very calm. Although he was almost played to death by Li Ke and Yang Zhi just now, he still had some tricks up his sleeve to be able to do it.

Li Ke didn't speak, thinking about what to do, but at this moment, arrows like meteors flew suddenly and hit the roof directly. Suddenly, fire broke out, and the soldiers who had gathered around At this time, I panicked, not knowing whether to put out the fire or save Liang Taishu!

Liang Zhongshu also froze on the spot, looking at the fire in the back house, he couldn't help but look at Li Ke.

"You actually have accomplices?!"

I actually have accomplices? !

Li Ke was also confused, but when he saw the fire, he also made up his mind: although he could not get any money for the time being, he absolutely could not let the birthday card, the people's treasure, be transported out.

So a little bit of his own Tanzhong acupuncture point stimulated his own potential, and the financial melting technique was activated instantly. Suddenly, the gold in the warehouse began to dissolve, igniting and carbonizing the wooden box, and began to flow continuously in the warehouse!

The soldiers who were boiled by the melted gold screamed and rushed out of the warehouse. Even Yang Zhi couldn't help but change his color after seeing the dissolved gold. He wanted to change the battlefield instead of continuing to change the battlefield. Place it here!

After all, if the dissolved gold touches the body, the skin will peel off at the slightest, and the bones will be broken at the worst!

Upon seeing this, Zhang Yinglei looked at Li Ke again. They both nodded at the same time. Li Ke threw Liang Zhongshu directly at Yang Zhi. The moment Yang Zhi rushed over to catch Liang Zhongshu, the two of them rushed directly to the wall and jumped quickly. got up.

"Where to go! Shoot the arrow!"

There was an explosion, and countless bows and arrows flew towards Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei! Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei both subconsciously blocked each other's arrows, but in the end it was him who was the faster one.

But at the moment when the bow and arrow approached, there was only a scream!

"Come this way!"

As he spoke, it was like the wind beating a pipa, and countless arrows were shot towards Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei. Then, as if they had eyes, the countless arrows shot towards Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei were suddenly This woman's arrows were shot down one by one!

"Could this woman be holding a Gatling gun?"

Although Li Ke complained in his heart, he quickly grabbed his brother Zhang Yinglei, quickly jumped off the city wall, and rushed in the direction of the female voice!

When he rushed to the alley, Li Ke saw the woman he had seen at the restaurant during the day. He was surprised. However, the situation was extremely critical at this time, but it was not the time to reminisce. He could only run quickly until he arrived. He stopped after climbing over the outer wall of his own restaurant into his own courtyard.

The two of them didn't hesitate and washed the paint off their faces with water. The woman didn't leave either, just sat there waiting for them.

However, just when Li Ke cupped his fists at the woman and was about to thank her for her help, the woman's father rushed in angrily and yelled at the woman.

"Chen Liqing! Do you still think of me as your father?"

Li Ke: “…………”

Li Ke's eyes widened instantly, because this name made him instantly realize who this woman was and what more there was in this world!

That shitty second creation fanfic from Water Margin!

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