Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Chapter 1: Slide the coffin, you deserve it

Hello everyone, my name is Wang Xiaoma.

Now I sleep in the coffin and regenerate a zongzi (zombie) who has been dead for more than a thousand years in a red wedding dress. Now I am very panic, not only afraid to move, but also want to pee.

why? Because I found that this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that I found that this coffin is not lived alone...it is a double bed!

Wang Xiaoma closed his eyes tightly. In fact, he was not just awake. He woke up for a while, but he woke up and opened his eyes to find that he was not himself, but turned into old men in ancient red wedding dresses, brackets: The dead kind.

Next to him lies a handsome man wearing a cumbersome and gorgeous red and black robe with a face that is as vivid as a living person. The brackets are also the dead ones.

Wang Xiaoma turned his eyes and was startled again.

When he woke up again, Wang Xiaozai discovered that the big brother next to him was moving! ! !

Lying trough!

Wang Xiaoma didn't dare to look at the people around with his eyes closed.

What about looking handsome? ! He looks handsome, he is also a dead man! It's also a special scam!

The Jade Emperor is like the Virgin Mary...

Wang Xiaoma played crazy scenes of zombies in his mind, fearing that he would be bitten off his neck by the big dumpling.

As a result, the arc of the big brother next to him was getting bigger and bigger, and a cold coolness really stuck to Wang Xiaozai's neck.

Ahhhhhhh!

He desperately held his urine and screamed, and he could feel goose bumps on his neck, hey? Does the dead have goose bumps?

Wang Xiaoma has a problem. The more afraid he is, the more nervous he is, and the calmer his face becomes. When he is too afraid, he will frantically lower his laughter. When he was a child, he received injections with other children. When other children cried, he laughed.

The nurse thought it was silly to give the child an injection.

The sentence ‘The surface is as stable as an old dog, but I’m so scared’ is deeply implemented.

With his many years of experience in counseling dogs, Wang Xiao stunned to resist the itching on his neck and did not move. He felt the coolness of leaving and did not wait for him to relax.

The handsome dumplings began to pick his clothes...

Um... picking clothes...

I'll go to your uncle's stink rogue!

The cold paws all stretched and rubbed on Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu didn't jump up and hit you on his knee. Lao Tzu wrote the family name upside down!

...Anyway, writing backwards is king.

When Wang Xiaozai wanted to pluck up courage to resist his own morality and dignity, the handsome man in the costume forced Zongzi to hug him gently and spit a cool breath on his forehead.

"Sleep light, it's another day in the world, when will you wake up."

It turns out that the dumplings can still talk, Wang Xiaoma meditated in his heart, who is the sleep lamp? Could it be that I am now the owner of this body? It seems that this body is only preserved and does not rot, and has not really come alive.

Just when he was thinking this way, a cold kiss came close to his mouth, with an old fragrance, close to his mouth, and kissed tenderly and affectionately.

Lying my first kiss -!

Wang Xiaozai burst into tears in his heart. He didn't expect his first kiss to be left to this strange dumpling, even if he looks handsome!

Boom Boom, this is the first kiss I left for my future male ticket...

Although it is uncomfortable, it is not important to live alive.

Wang Xiaoma didn’t dare to expose himself with his eyes closed in the dark, and felt the fine text on his mouth. The kind of care and cherish meant that he could not help being taken a little bit shy. After all, he was a boy during his adolescence. This stage is the most exciting.

Wang Xiaozao was forced to accept the other party's kiss, and he was secretly thankful that this handsome man had a cool mouth without body odor. If a mouth like the movie was full of stinky mouth, he would definitely be able to spit out the other person's face.

This kiss has been kissed for half an hour. If I were not a corpse now, I would have been choked by choking. I thought of the owner of the tomb and the wedding dress on him, and this intimate action...

These two guys will not be ancient **** guys!

My outstanding young people in the modern motherland are all singles, and there are objects in ancient corpses.

Ugh……

After a while, Wang Xiaola gradually enjoyed the kiss. He didn’t dare to move his tongue. He could only accept it with his mouth open. Thinking about the handsome and careful action of the handsome Zongzi, the other party and this body must have been very A loving couple, or they can’t die or be buried together, and they must kiss their daughter-in-law every day when they become dumplings, and kiss so warmly.

Good man! It's a pity to die...

Thinking of something, Wang Xiaoma swallowed subconsciously...

The soft and affectionate kiss stopped suddenly.

The cold lips left his mouth, and Wang Xiaoma was frightened with cold sweat!

Oh, it's finished.

The atmosphere is silent.

Wang Xiaoma opened his eyes a little, and peeped through the light from the glowing night pearl in the coffin, and found that the handsome Zongzi was wearing a red and black costume, a red crown and black hair, a bright red eyebrow pattern, and a face line Soft and angular, his lips blue, his eyes narrow and long, and many black pupils with less white eyes, he looked at him with a very complicated and excited and intense gaze.

Oh my god!

Wang Xiaoma quickly closed his eyes by deceiving himself. The handsome scammer didn't know what was pressed, and the sound of the movement of the organs came from the coffin.

Then the coffin cover on the coffin slipped slowly...

Brother, co-operate with your coffin or slide mode...

A slightly dazzling light came in, and Wang Xiaomei opened his eyes and slowly widened, forgetting where he was and sat up looking out of the coffin.

It was a huge circular hole hollowed out like a big mountain. It was very big and big. It was like an enlarged Olympic bird nest. The circular giant space was attached to the overhang to build a dense pavilion palace.

Like the temples built on cliffs in those scenic areas, they can overlook these buildings, that is to say...

The huge hole and the surrounding mushroom-like structure have a huge stone pillar wrapped around the roots of the tree.

The broad platform on the stone pillar grows an old tree that needs seven people to embrace.

It was not the old tree that shocked Wang Xiaomei, but the pink peach blossoms blooming on the old tree, only the flowers had no leaves!

To what extent did the flower bloom? It bloomed like a crimson fire burning on the tree.

The light projected from above the head gives the tree a sacred meaning...

Their coffin is under this burning cherry tree.

The shocked Wang Xiaoma recovered for a long time before turning his head.

The little brother of Zongzi, who had a hotter look than Peach Blossom, was smiling at him.

"..."

The big eyes were silent for a while for the small eyes.

"Zombie, zombie--!"

Wang Xiao shouted with a trembling voice and rolled his eyes.

Ga, dizzy.

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