Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Wang Xiaoma and Wen Feng went down the mountain hand in hand and pulled away the co-pilot position of the small truck and sat up.

"boom."

The door was closed, and the small ornaments hanging in the car shook slightly.

Wang Xiaomei, who was sitting in the co-pilot, stretched out and sighed, "Hey~ Go back! There is nothing delicious for a month here. I nibble the black donkey hoof every day, and my mouth fades out!"

Bai Yu's slightly depressed mood was amused by this sentence. He looked around and asked curiously, "Why didn't you bring the coffin this time?"

"That's that." Wang Xiaoma rubbed his nose. "I didn't let the wind take my breath. What a good bed, I have to take that."

"Also." Bai Yu smiled with white teeth.

Wang Xiaoma narrowed her eyes, "Don't you have fun with me, Dabai, I think of black toothpaste as soon as you are happy."

"..." Bai Yu aggrievedly closed his teeth and started the car.

He said: "I bought a lot of snacks from the supermarket, you and the big brother Wen can eat on the road."

Wang Xiaoma's eyes lit up, and a large pack of food was pulled out from the card slot on the side of the seat. The plastic bag on the top was also printed with the letters of the supermarket.

He turned from the inside out: "Chocolate bars, pineapple crisps, spicy beef jerky, incense sausages... wow, and pickled chicken feet! Good brother, trough!"

Wang Xiaoma solemnly looked at the white jade driving.

"You can rest assured, Dabai, I have your whitening mask in the second half of the year!"

"..." Bai Yu struggled, "No, I'm not black."

Seeing that he refused to admit the facts, Wang Xiaomei sighed and shook his head in pain. "Okay, you are not black, you will only reach the level of absorbing light from the sun. Don't say that I don't feel too hot from your side."

"..."

Biu~ Steady heart with a knife White jade silently choked, you must hold back white jade, can't cry!

Not interested in other snacks, Wang Xiaolan first opened the pickled chicken feet and beef jerky, turned around and handed the first bite to Wenfeng.

Wen Feng, who intended to close her eyes and keep her eyes, looked at the pale chicken feet with a spicy taste in front of him, and remained silent for a while.

Wang Xiaoba: "Don't you eat?"

Wen Fengjin: ...disgusting.

Wang Xiaolan sneered, "For foodies, people are willing to let their first bite eat their own food. Do you know how much love and attention to include?"

Wen Fengjin: "............"

"Cut~" Wang Xiaoma looked at his old man with raised eyebrows and still snorted. He sneered. "If you don't eat, I'll give it to Dabai." He would take back his hand and hand it to Baiyu.

But at the next moment, he was holding the chicken paw, and the action of pulling it was pulled. Wang Xiaoba turned his head to look over and heard the wind and bit his head down on the upper part of the chicken paw. The long, black pupil would occupy the entire eye socket. Look at the eyes from bottom to top.

At that moment they stared at each other, and Wang Xiaoma stiffened.

"Creak."

The meat and bones of the chicken feet were bitten off and a crisp sound was heard. In the eyes of the man, Wang Xiaomei thought he was crushing his fingers.

Wen Xiaojin's indifferent gloomy eyes were as dark as Yuan, and Wang Xiaoba understood what he meant.

He was saying: Do you dare.

Wang Xiaomao: ...

Feeding! You don’t eat it or don’t allow others to eat it? !

I don’t care about you as usual. Wang Xiaobao turned around with his chicken feet fast, and the fingers of his fingers were still numb.

He looked at the cross section of the chicken paw and found that the wind was not biting along the bone joint, but was bitten off from the bone, and the bone inside was broken.

Behind the back heard the sound of creaking the bones.

Wang Xiaoma sweated upside down.

...What's wrong with teeth and mouth! I'm not afraid!

He deliberately gnawed up at the position where the wind had bitten, and even ate a few, spicy mouth straightening cold air, then Bai Yu asked: "What's wrong with your neck? It's the throat, how is it red." "

Wang Xiao blew a hand, remembering that the position on the mountain where the wind was blowing and sucking was a bit embarrassed, and said: "This... I pinched and fired when I got a little angry yesterday."

There was a chuckle behind his back, and Wang Xiaoya gripped the pickled chicken feet tightly, trying to poke the wind into his mouth.

Laughing farts! If it weren’t for your hard work, it wouldn’t be purple anymore, resulting in a red mark that hasn’t healed yet!

Bai Yu “Oh”, and continued to drive, his voice drifted a little, “Is it spicy? Drink some water.” He finished taking the mineral water on hand and handed it over.

"Okay, it's spicy." Wang Xiaoma took over and screwed the lid back to pour a few sips.

Bai Yu looked directly at the road and listened to the sound of swallowing in his ears. The hand holding the steering wheel squeezed a little bit unconsciously. His palms were cold and sweaty, because the tense fingers were stiff and cold, but he did not notice it himself. .

Sitting in the back seat with his eyes closed and refreshing, Wen Feng opened his eyes and opened a gap. Seeing this scene, the corners of his mouth were curved, and closed his eyes again.

You lost, brother.

Wang Xiaoma lowered his head and screwed the water bottle to the side, and continued to nibble at the chicken feet. His long ink dangled from his shoulders, and he bent into a semicircle to block his expression.

The water bottle was put back well, Bai Yu's tight nerves were loosened, and cold sweat fell down the black cheeks.

Wang Xiaoba glanced at him.

In fact, Bai Yu is not ugly at all. His eye sockets are very deep. His eyes are large and round, or he has double eyelids, like cat eyes. His facial features are straight and his nose is quite small. It looks pretty, and his face is not the kind of sharp corners. Round face, lips are very plump, both sides are warped.

The hair of the black rolling hair is messy and the skin is black, but there is a kind of cat's playfulness and vitality. It is easy to make people feel better and look better.

Facts have proved that sometimes black and ugly are completely inseparable.

Such a person is more distinctive than the "massive male god", so impressive, so how exactly does he resemble a word? Does he know...

"Bai Yu, how are you doing?" Wang Xiaolan asked.

Bai Yu froze for a moment, his expression was a little flustered, and he pursed his lips before saying: "I...we are very good, he is a disciple of my grandfather so he takes care of me very much."

"I call him a teacher now, but..."

He clutched the steering wheel hard, as if bravery, and after a few seconds he shouted, "But I like him! I, I live in his house with him now!"

Wang Xiaoma: "........."

Wen Fengjin: "............"

Lying trough!

Wang Xiaoma vigorously looked back at Wenfeng, and was surprised to find that Wenfengjin also raised his eyebrows.

He swallowed and turned his head to look back at Baiyu. Baiyu was like a big boy who confessed his love to his family.

But this is not the point!

The point is!

"How can you be with one word?! He admits that you are a couple?" Wang Xiaomei's three views are broken, feeling his brain is bubbling.

"He took care of me after you left. That day he let me stay in his house for a while. By the way-confession, he, I should have agreed." Bai Yu's sad face wrinkled, "I know you are not in good relationship...but ..."

"It's not our reason..." Wang Xiaoba interrupted him with a headache. "Yes..."

"Little bastard."

Suddenly Wen Feng made a loud noise, and Wang Xiaoma looked back, and the evil spirits of Lord Demon's laughter overflowed with charm.

"It's interesting, isn't it? We just keep silent about their affairs."

Bai Yu didn't know what Wen Fengjin meant, thinking he was speaking for himself, and his face was very grateful.

And Wang Xiaoba knows.

Wen Fengjin means: This matter should be an accident of yin and yang, but one word is in opposition to them. Why can't you read the joke?

Ugh……

When he swallowed it, Wang Xiaoba looked at the bottle of water he drank just now, and he didn't say too much. "In short, finding objects requires great care. Everyone has their own choice... "

Yes, there shouldn't be any election at the beginning.

Bai Yu didn't speak and nodded silently.

No one was talking on the following journey, it seemed embarrassing to talk about anything after a word.

Two and a half days later, the three finally returned to the suburban villa area.

After returning to his site, Wang Xiaoma's face was much better, and there was a smile on his face. He stretched out into the car and sat down on his stiff waist. He said to Bai Yu: "You are working hard, hurry back to your room and lie down for a while , I and the wind will wash upstairs."

"No need." Bai Yu waved his hands, frowning and looking left and right, "I... where to say a word."

"........."

The child couldn't help but sigh, Wang Xiao sighed, Bai Yu bowed his head in shame, the mutiny group ran to the wild man's arms.

The door of the villa opened and closed. Wen Feng stood behind him and looked at the closed door, slowly raising the corner of his lips.

"Don't think about it." Wen Feng withdrew his gaze.

The cold palm touched Wang Xiaozai's back neck, giving him a tingle of ice, and then, before waiting for him to react, the hand grasped his chin and forcibly twisted him over.

"Don't look at it," Wen Feng said unpleasantly. "I'm tired, and accompany me to take a rest in the coffin upstairs."

Wang Xiaoba originally wanted to push him away, heard a word, then raised his eyebrows and grinned, "Hey, hey, coffin? We didn't bring the coffin, you forgot? Hey, hey."

All the news: "..."

Wang Xiaoba pushed him away and laughed and rushed upstairs.

"Simmons, I'm coming! Wow---!"

...

"Did you put the medicine in the water?" Squinted, "Are you sure he drank the water?"

On the retro-decorated first floor, the orange warm lights hit. Xiao An sat in the corner quietly playing with something. Bai Yu's head fell deeply, and there was a "huh" sound.

With a strong excitement and joy in his pupils, he took Bai Yu's hand and calmed down, "You did a good job, thank you for everything you did for me, rest assured, I will avenge Teacher Baicheng!"

"Am I doing something wrong." Bai Yu said suddenly.

"Of course not." Frowning said, "We are doing this to eliminate drought, and to remove hidden dangers for the safety of humanity in the future. They are all monsters outside the rules and should not have survived in the world."

Bai Yu didn't say anything, his expression was gentle.

"We are not wrong, even if there is any problem, I will stand in front of you, I swear."

After talking, he hugged the white jade tightly, his body swayed, his palm soothed his back like a child.

"You did well...you did well..."

Bai Yu hugged him with his neck, his closed eyelashes jittered, he couldn't see the thin lips slowly, and the slender eyes gleamed with unknown light.

You did very well.

really good! Warm baby is very caring