Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 158 Either or

Tolerate? I can't stand it! I don’t even want the title of Duke, so why should I care about your family’s **** traditions?

After looking in the mirror with great disgust and looking at his pale face, Leon, who had always been polite, finally couldn't help but roll his eyes at the old butler.

I originally thought that keeping everything simple and compressing the lengthy knighthood ceremony into one day would save a lot of trouble. Who knew that even the most "simple" version of the knighthood ceremony would be extremely cumbersome, and it would take a lot of effort just to put on clothes and makeup. I killed myself for more than two hours.

Not only did he put on a set of extremely troublesome clothes according to the corresponding clothes of the nobles, he even had to put special padding between his legs, making the crotch bulging, which was said to make him more masculine.

In addition, a wig must be placed on the head, lipstick must be applied on the mouth, eye makeup and facial wax must be applied on the eyes and face, and even the exposed skin on the forehead and neck must be smeared with a thick layer Lead powder, after repeatedly rejecting it, I replaced it with harmless pasty powder.

And after finally finishing all this, he still had to get on this carriage, which is said to have profound meaning, and drive on the main road of Sequoia Avenue, leaving "lion's footprints" on the prints of the wheels, which means that the new Lion-Hearted Duke has arrived at his home. territory…

After all this mess, I was already annoyed and angry, but the whole knighthood ceremony hadn't even started yet!

What a load of nonsense!

After soaking some water with his sleeve and wiping off the mess on his face, Leon unscrewed the door handle of the carriage and jumped out.

You must not do what they say anymore. If you continue like this, you will never know how many torturous and bizarre processes are waiting for you!

"Your Majesty the Duke? Make up! Make up!"

"What kind of makeup should I put on? I won't pretend anymore!"

After taking off the wig on his head and wiping the marks on his face, Leon looked at the old butler who was chasing after him angrily. Leon threatened with a dark face:

"Either I go like this, or you change someone to be the duke! Your choice!"

I...do I have a choice?

Seeing the new Duke in front of him who had lost all his patience and started throwing tantrums, the old housekeeper knew that he was really not joking, so he had no choice but to chop his feet hard twice, and then he covered his heart and begged bitterly:

"I...I can't listen to you? But you can go back to the car anyway..."

"I won't reply!"

Leon, whose patience had long been completely exhausted, looked at the carriage behind him that was decorated with jewelry and looked like a nouveau riche, and said angrily:

"This car is too stupid, and it's impossible to get through at all. Either give me a different car, or you can change it to a Duke!"

When the old housekeeper heard this, he shook his head repeatedly and said with a broken face:

"Your Majesty Duke! This really cannot be replaced! Every Duke has to leave a 'lion's footprint' on the Redwood Avenue. This is a tradition! If you replace this car, what will happen to the lion's footprints... "

"What a **** lion's footprint. After all, isn't it just the mark left by the wheel? That kind of thing will roll over by itself when it pushes the wheel, don't use it to torment me!"

"This...this...this really doesn't work! This didn't make sense before..."

After finally wiping off the honey paste mixed with pearl powder on his face, Leon, who no longer wanted to make any compromise, directly threatened in a vicious voice:

"Either it makes no sense or there is no Duke, which one do you want!"

I...I want to die!

Looking at the new Duke who threw away the maids and guards and walked directly towards the manor on foot, the old housekeeper felt dizzy. If he hadn't had to pay attention to his manners, he would have beat his chest and cried bitterly on the spot.

Old Duke! You died happily after choosing this weird thing, but he still wants to torment us! You...why didn't you take me away too?

Just as the old housekeeper was holding on to the carriage and beating his chest with a look of agony on his face, a greeting from a certain Duke came from the front.

"Come here!"

After getting out of the car and walking only a few steps, Leon saw a pile of overturned carriages on both sides of the road.

He turned back and waved to the old housekeeper, and when he followed him panting, Leon, with a frown on his face, pointed at several large boxes of broken porcelain on the roadside, and demanded with a dissatisfied look on his face:

"Look at what your family has done. Not only did you forcibly drive people off the road, but you also threw away their goods? Who pushed this down? Hurry up and pay them the money!"

"Your Majesty the Duke...this...this was not done by us."

Hearing that he had to pay for it, after taking a peek at Leon's expression, a dark-faced guard couldn't help but defend himself: "Before your driver arrived, these carriages were already overturned on the side of the road. It should have fallen when the previous wave of people chased them down."

The wave of people in front?

"Mr. Duke."

After finally catching his breath, the old housekeeper asked the attendant first, and then explained with a white face:

"The car in front of us should be His Highness Joshua's. It's the car that passed by us when we were waiting for you to get in at the intersection."

Oh, it turned out to be the guy who almost splashed mud all over me.

After listening to the old butler's words, and thinking of a certain eye-catching carriage that was also pulled by eight horses, Leon couldn't help but clicked his tongue in disgust.

The nobility, the royal family...tsk...there really aren't any good things!

Looking sideways at a few businessmen crying sadly on the side of the road, based on the principle that I don't need to pay anyway, so be as generous as possible, Leon asked directly:

"Then you should pay the money! After all, if I hadn't delivered the goods to your family, I wouldn't have met him. It's reasonable for your Lane family to bear some compensation."

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"this…"

"What is this?"

Leon, who had not slept well at first and was tortured severely, turned around and looked at the old housekeeper with squinted eyes and said arrogantly:

"Either you lose your money, or you change it to someone else..."

"Pay for it! Pay for everything!"

After being threatened several times by Leon, whenever he heard the word "either", the old butler's heart, which was already on the verge of reaching its limit, would beat uncontrollably.

After covering his heart that was beating erratically, the old housekeeper, who felt that his life would be shortened by at least ten years today, stretched out his hand and grabbed Leon's arm. His legs were shaking unconsciously, and he begged with a sad face:

"My Lord Duke! I agree to whatever you want to do! I just ask you to stop saying 'either', okay? The Lane family can't survive without you! Old man... Old man is old and his heart is not very good. I really can't stand this... "

Ah this...

Looking at the old butler whose face was slightly purple, who was dragging his arms with both hands, and who looked like he would kneel down on the spot if he dared not agree, Leon couldn't help but hesitate.

To be honest, although from the soul's perspective, this old housekeeper is not a good person, he is mainly involved in conspiracy, conspiracy, and the like. He should not have directly done anything outrageous, and he is already so old. But isn’t it a little bad to bother the old man so hard?

But... I am really not prepared to be the Duke. I will find a way to turn him down when the knighthood ceremony begins and everyone arrives. Looking at his face turning purple from holding back, I will know later that I Can you hold on after whatever you want to do?

"Um...I have something to do, and I think it's best to let you know first. Don't get too excited after hearing this..."

After hesitating for a moment, Leon reached out to hold the old butler's back, then cautiously approached and whispered to the somewhat "flattered" old butler:

"When everyone is here, I plan to use the entire Ryan family as a bride price to propose to the princess in front of everyone. In this case, they will either be replaced by someone else as a duke, or they will get nothing at all! What do you think? ?”

“…”

"Fuck! Don't fall! Stand up straight! Ouch! Why are you still vomiting?"

(End of chapter)