Me! Cleaner!

Chapter 18 Don’t ask, asking will cause an explosion (Part 1)

There was really nothing that could be done with this rambunctious goat. After all, it was hard to actually stew it. Leon had no choice but to carry the chattering goat's head with a look of disgust on his face, quickly walked through the dim corridors of the Cleanup Bureau, and began to identify the offices. Nameplate hanging outside.

Harry Morgan (Crisis Officer II)

Emma Alman (Disaster Officer I)

Leon Lane (incident handler level 3)...well, that's right here. By the way, my office is right next door to Emma-senpai~

Glancing at the familiar name on the nameplate next door, the corners of Leon's mouth could not help but curl up subconsciously.

Of course, this doesn't mean that Leon has any thoughts about her. Mainly when he first joined the job, the fact that he had a gentle, beautiful, and very reliable senior next door was a very happy thing in itself... huh? Something seems to be flashing in her office?

From the small window open in the corridor, he caught a glimpse of the weird flash in Emma's office. Leon took a step back curiously, glanced inside, and then immediately came back expressionlessly, tensed. Face entered his office.

Without it, on Senior Emma's desk, there was a cranked scythe that was more than three meters long and covered with brown rust marks. The flash he saw was actually the sunlight reflected by the blade of the scythe.

In addition, her office was not what she imagined, with interesting green plants and flowers, mature and beautiful clothes, or cute children's supplies. Instead, it was filled with all kinds of things. Something strange, even scary.

Blood-stained bandages, damaged hammers, open old coffins, ancient leather books of questionable material, skeletal specimens of unknown creatures, and even half of an execution platform stuck diagonally against the wall, with a huge guillotine pulled several meters away Hanging high, then the executioner cuts off the rope, and then falls down... click! kind of.

Well, Emma-senpai may be a gentle person, but the nature of the Cleanup Bureau's work is so special that her gentle style seems to only exist in her personality.

I still remember last night, when I hurried to the special care ward, I even saw her fingerprints on the hard metal corner cabinet...

After once again reaffirming his judgment not to mess with her, Leon rummaged around in his office and succeeded in seeing a large suitcase that was almost identical to the senior Emma's in the place where the red-haired director said.

Brass-colored metal anti-collision corners, a wide and strong solid wood frame, and tough animal skin with a pattern similar to that of a crocodile... Although the appearance is very simple and simple, and there are no engravings or metal buckles that are common in luggage nowadays, you will know it as soon as you get it. , just based on this solid material, it must be expensive.

The only thing on the outside of the suitcase that can be called decoration is the golden coat of arms embossed on the side of the metal handle lining, which is the symbol of the Virgin Cleanup Bureau - the dung beetle pushing a ball of dung.

As for the interior of the suitcase, there are multiple nested custom compartments. The leftmost compartment with two horns is obviously reserved for the black goat. Next to it is a disassembled long-range nail gun. , and six silver-white gas tanks the size of cantaloupe.

Seeing this familiar "big sniper", Leon couldn't help but feel a little warm in his heart, knowing that this thing must have been given by senior Emma.

She really took good care of herself. Even after completing the investigation yesterday, she did not deal with the blood stains on her body first. Instead, she chatted with herself for a long time, telling herself many details of the "cleaning work", and Repeatedly tell yourself where you need to be extra careful.

And now that she was about to go out on a mission, she actually left her weapons to herself... This favor was really too big. When she needed help, she would definitely work harder and be worthy of others. take care of!

With eyes full of emotion, Leon packed up his suitcase, stuck the cursing black goat into the groove of the goat's head, and then closed it hard.

A wonderful thing happened. The moment the big suitcase was fastened, it was as if he had been strangled to death. The noise in his ears and the curses in his mind all disappeared in an instant, and the whole world became pure.

Very good~ If I have this thing, I can take the black goat out without worrying about it talking nonsense and scaring Anna.

After nodding with satisfaction, Leon reached out and grabbed the handle of the suitcase and lifted it hard!

Not moving at all...? ? ?

Looking at the large suitcase that didn't even bother to shake, Leon couldn't help but widen his eyes. He grabbed the large handle of the suitcase with both hands and pulled it with all his strength.

Facing Leon, who had even used up the strength to feed himself, the huge suitcase finally gave some reaction, but it only left the ground a little bit, and then fell to the ground with a loud bang, and the huge sound shook the whole room. The dust in the office floated a bit.

“…”

Solid wood frame, crocodile-like leather, metal accessories, and a sheep head and a sniper inside... If this thing didn't weigh 50 or 60 kilograms, I would eat this box directly!

After looking at his arms, which were a little thin due to long-term malnutrition, and then at the big box lying motionless on the ground, as if mocking himself, Leon, who was "frail and weak," sighed helplessly. With a tone of voice, he rationally gave up the idea of ​​taking it away, and instead took his ID, fiercely opened the door, and walked towards the canteen of the police department.

eat! I want to eat vigorously! Eat yourself into a strong man! Then get some exercise! Apart from anything else, no matter what, you have to practice to the point where you can carry the box by yourself!

Otherwise, when Senior Emma asks me for help, if I can't even lift a box and have to lick my face and beg her to help, then how the **** am I going to survive?

…

"Anna...hiccup...look what I brought you?"

After pushing the door and walking into the special care ward, Leon unconsciously had a smile on his face as he looked at the sickly girl looking at her in surprise.

Lifting the nanmu lunch box in his hand, he shook it slightly. Before Anna could answer, Leon revealed the mystery with a smile:

"It's the cod soup that you loved so much when you were a kid! I asked specifically. It's cod fish just caught from the outer river this morning, and fresh milk is added to it!"

Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!

Cod and milk... isn't that expensive?

After hearing what Leon said, Anna hesitated and said:

"Brother, you just joined the job yesterday, and you ended up helping me transfer to the ward and bringing me such expensive fish soup. Isn't it a bit..."

"It's okay, you don't have to worry about any of this. All you have to do now is take good care of yourself... Come, let me see your legs."

Putting the three-layer lunch box borrowed from the police department cafeteria on the bedside table, Leon lifted a corner of the quilt, looked at his sister's bandaged right thigh, and asked with some distress:

"Does it hurt? It's all my brother's fault. If I hadn't sent you to this hospital, you wouldn't have..."

"It doesn't hurt! Ouch!"

Unexpectedly, Leon could move so quickly. The sickly girl's cheeks couldn't help but blush slightly. She quickly reached out to grab the quilt and covered her thighs again. Then she grabbed his arm and complained:

"Brother! My skirt was cut when it was being bandaged, please don't look around! Also, can you stop taking everything on yourself?

When you sent me here, you didn't know that the hospital's gas pipeline would suddenly explode. This incident was just an accident. It's really not your fault! "

(End of chapter)