Me! Cleaner!
Chapter 396: Damn it
Chapter 396 Damn it
In the cold and windy valley, the snowflakes flying all over the sky were getting bigger and bigger. With just a little carelessness, Leon's footprints were completely covered, and his memory was deeply buried in the snow.
That's almost it.
Looking at the young man frowning and thinking hard in the wind and snow, the beauty in a thin shirt could not help but turn up slightly at the corners of her mouth, revealing a touching and beautiful smile.
After being dragged into the snowy valley by him, the cleaner named Leon did not show any panic on his face. He must have heard the legend about him.
He knew that he could not attack him directly and could only kill him by luring him into the wind and snow, so he seemed quite relaxed, thinking that as long as he remained cautious, he would survive the snow and wind unharmed.
But what he doesn't know is that his true strength is not that he can stir up wind and snow in the sky in his dreams, but that he can quietly cover up the memories of those who fall into the dream just like the wind and snow cover up the footprints of travelers.
And memory is the foundation of dreams, which is fuzzy cognition.
When he can't remember anything, no matter how powerful his original power is and how many terrible abnormal objects he has mastered, as long as he doesn't know that he possesses those things, then those abnormal objects will not exist in the dream.
After losing his original memory, his defense against the "Snow Girl" will be reduced to a minimum. Once he really follows him into the depths of the valley, he will naturally fall to death in the wind and snow due to the severe cold and strong wind.
He doesn't even need to appear, as long as he forgets the fact that he is a cleaner, and after losing his physical fitness that exceeds that of ordinary people, in this cold and pale world...
Um? Why did he start a fire? Why have your clothes changed?
…
Hiking boots, jacket, hiking hat, headlamp, goggles, walking sticks, gloves... After checking the complete set of equipment on his body, Leon couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.
This time it was much more normal.
After all, who would go into the mountains in a snowstorm wearing only an old autumn coat? Isn't that a **** idiot?
Am I a fool? I'm not.
Then I must have brought all the equipment, because it is impossible to go into the mountains wearing only an old coat. It is impossible in this life. I would only do this if my brain is confused. I must have been asleep just now.
As for hunters, that's even more ridiculous. I don't even know what a wild boar's footprints look like, and I don't know how to play with a shotgun. How can I hunt like a chicken? No matter how you think about it, I’m just a mountaineering traveler!
After hiding in the lee of the wind and eating all the hot butter cans, Li Ang picked up a handful of snow and put out the bonfire next to him.
Immediately afterwards, he rolled up his sleeping bag and stuffed it into his hiking bag. He collected the personal garbage generated by camping to avoid polluting the environment. After attaching the heating patch to his body, he put on his hood and goggles, leaned on his hiking pole, and walked in the wind and snow. Walked down the mountain.
It was good. This snow mountain camping experience was not bad, but it felt like the snow was a bit heavy. I had to get down the mountain quickly, otherwise I would be in trouble if I got trapped.
? ? ?
No...why are you still leaving?
Looking at Leon, who was wearing a strange-looking outfit but with a very good thermal insulation effect, humming a song and walking down the mountain, the snow girl was completely stunned.
It is not uncommon for people to be able to adapt to the dream state that they have opened up before. Some people have even struggled in the leeward mountain col for more than half a month, but this is the first time that I have seen such...such a leisurely person.
no! We can't let him go down the mountain!
Looking at Lyon walking down the mountain step by step along the mountain road that should not exist, the frowning Snow Girl took a deep breath, and then her figure dispersed in the wind and snow, turning into a blizzard in the sky.
"call!!"
The biting wind swept past, and the snowflakes falling in the sky became bigger and bigger. Realizing that it might be dangerous to stay any longer, Leon, a senior mountaineer who thought he knew a lot, quickly quickened his pace and wanted to return to the camp at the foot of the mountain. Go inside.
As for why there is a camp at the bottom of the mountain...
If there is no mountaineering camp at the foot of the mountain, where did you rent your equipment? Where did you buy the instant cans and alcohol cubes? You can't just carry it all the way here by yourself, right? And just as Leon braved the wind and snow and headed towards the vague "mountain climbing camp" in his mind, a graceful female figure suddenly appeared in the wind and snow in front of him.
"Finally... finally met someone!"
Seeing Lyon walking in the wind and snow, the shivering beauty in thin clothes immediately rushed over, her beautiful face full of joy and said:
"Good Samaritan! I'm lost in the mountains. Please help me. Can you take me back..."
"Damn it! You're really **** stupid!"
"???"
Looking at the beautiful woman wearing a close-fitting thin skirt, appearing in the wind and snow, Leon couldn't help but cursed, and then he quickly carried the confused snow girl to the lee of the road, and took out the sleeping bag She stuffed it in and asked with shock on her face:
"What the **** are you wearing? Where's your jacket? Where's your luggage? Is the mountaineering leader here?"
"???"
Having no idea what Leon was talking about, Yuki-onna, who was forced into a sleeping bag, hugged the hot water bottle he handed over and said with a confused expression:
"I...I live in the mountains. I don't have a leader. You just need to send me into the mountains..."
"People who live in the mountains?"
Leon frowned when he heard this, turned around and rummaged around in his hiking bag, then took out a map and looked at it, and then said with confusion on his face:
"Is there a village in this mountain? It's not marked on the map?"
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
"no…"
Seeing that the shape of Leon's hand was a bit strange, but it was indeed a map of tissue paper, the snow girl holding the hot water bottle suddenly couldn't hold back.
"This is obviously me...how do you have the map here?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense?"
Facing this silly girl wearing a skirt while climbing mountains in front of him, Leon complained in a very tired tone:
"You dare to climb a mountain without a map? Isn't that a mental illness?"
“…”
"Okay, okay, we'll talk about the map later, you hurry up and take it easy in your sleeping bag!"
"Also, are you lost or something? Where are the cold-proof clothes? How can I contact your team leader? I'll ask him about the situation and see how I can get you down."
"I...I live in the mountains and I don't have a leader. Just send me back..."
Send it to your mother!
After hearing the snow girl's outrageous request, Leon couldn't help rolling his eyes, simply ignored her, and started tinkering with the satellite phone and sending out a distress signal.
I'm sending you back... I'm sending you back to the village on this snowy day? I'm afraid I won't die halfway! What's more, you don't even have a map. How can I know where to go? Should I ask you, a big fool, to show me the way?
Also, this woman is probably hallucinating from the cold. It doesn’t matter whether she is in that broken village or not!
I remember that people feel hot before they freeze to death, so they take off their own clothes. Maybe she took off her clothes by herself. If she hadn't happened to meet him, she would have been completely cold in a few minutes.
Really... Xiaobai who dares to go to the snow-capped mountains without any experience is really a cheat!
After glaring at the crazy woman who was still about to say something, and glaring back at her request, Li Ang sighed helplessly, thinking he knew a lot about mountain climbing, and finally resisted the urge to curse.
Although she has been tricked and talks nonsense, she still has a life, so we can't really just watch her freeze to death, right? Try to save it a little bit, and... hmm? Why is there a dog opposite?
(End of chapter)
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