Meat bomb impact from Naruto

"Oh, Princess Tsunade, I'm afraid you're going to lose again!"

"Lost? How to lose? Are you kidding me? I only have one card, and you have seventeen more. Can you still kill me, Tsunade, with seventeen more cards? Shizune, raise my bet!"

"Ah? But, Tsunade-sama, we have no money anymore."

"Um?"

Hearing this, Tsunade, who was drunk, looked at Shizune who was holding the piglet, and then at the piglet in her arms.

"Boohoo! Boomboo!"

The little pig felt bad and screamed immediately.

"No, Tsunade-sama! Don't use dolphins for betting!!"

Shizune quickly stopped her.

"cut."

Tsunade sighed in disappointment: "That's it, let's play our cards!"

Pushing the coins on the table forward, Tsunade bet her last savings.

"hey-hey."

The man smiled, spread out the seventeen cards in his hand on the table, and lined them up.

"?"

Tsunade was dubious and moved over to take a look.

Good guy, you are so lucky. Not one of the seventeen cards is redundant, and it just happened to form the most ridiculous combination.

"No..."

Tsunade grabbed her hair and regretted that she had just pledged all her savings.

"Tsunade-sama, we have no food to eat..."

Shizune cries, Dolphin cries.

"What are you afraid of? We haven't reached the end of the road yet!"

Tsunade said boldly, pulling off the bracelet from her hand.

When Shizune saw this, she immediately panicked and almost hugged Tsunade's thighs and begged her.

"No! Tsunade-sama! This is your favorite bracelet!"

"It's okay Shizune. I've wanted to pawn this bracelet for a long time. It's not comfortable at all wearing it."

"You just want to make a comeback!"

"Without further ado!"

Snapped!

Putting the bracelet on the table, Tsunade looked at the gamblers and picked up a dice cup placed next to the table.

"Come on, let's play dice this time."

With that said, Tsunade shook the dice cup.

The gamblers looked at each other and laughed. If you don't make money, you are a fool.

"Okay, then we will play with you again!"

Everyone placed bets one after another.

At this time, a small snake crawled over and stared at Tsunade in a daze from a distance.

Soon, the dice cup opened.

To her great surprise, Tsunade actually shook it as hard as she could.

"Yeah! I actually won!!"

Shizune was so happy that she jumped up and pocketed the money on the table.

All the gamblers were stunned.

what happened?

Why is the fat sheep not fat anymore?

The most surprising thing was Tsunade. She knew that she would lose every bet. Once she won the bet, something would happen.

What is it?

Tsunade suddenly became uneasy.

At this time, she noticed the small snake coiled on the window, and immediately took out the kunai from Shizune's ninja bag and threw it.

Whoosh!!

The little snake was nailed to the head accurately and died.

But before Tsunade could pass by, the little snake suddenly turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

"As expected of Tsunade, one of the legendary three ninjas..."

Orochimaru walked in from the door, followed by Kabuto the Medicine Man, with a Blood Fury on his head.

Because it was too conspicuous, Tsunade first saw Blood Fury and then Orochimaru.

"It's you."

Frowning, Tsunade turned around and looked at Orochimaru's pale face.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Orochimaru's voice was hoarse, like nails scratching iron.

******

The Kingdom of Fire, east of Tanchu Street.

In a tavern.

Jiugong had just woken up, and with a pair of sleepy eyes, he looked at an old man who had drunk too much and was bragging.

"Yesterday, a friend asked me what happened to the teacher. I said what happened and showed me a photo. I looked at it! Oops! It turned out that it was yesterday. There were two young people in their thirties.

, one weighs more than 90 kilograms, and the other weighs more than 80 kilograms.

"Tamen said that my cervical vertebra was damaged while doing the task. I asked the teacher if you could teach me the Hunyuan Ninja Technique. Shorty, you can help treat my cervical spondylosis.

"I said yes. He stood up immediately, very quickly! Then he came up with a left kick, a right whip and a left jab. I was careless and didn't dodge!

"Short, his left fist gave me an eye, ah, my right eye, it rubbed a little.

"But it doesn't matter! I said stop, and it'll be fine in two minutes. I said, young man, you don't practice tolerance. He said, teacher, I'm sorry, I don't understand the rules.

"He said he was fighting randomly, but he was not a random fighter. He was well-trained in whipping, kicking, and left jab. Later, he said that he had practiced Muay Thai for three or four years. Ah, it seemed he was well prepared!

"These two young men do not practice tolerance. They are here to cheat and attack me. I am a sixty-nine-year-old old ninja. Is this okay? This is not good. I advise this young man to act like a rat. Reflect on it and don't do it again in the future.

Such cleverness, little cleverness, ah, in the ninja world, peace should be valued, the way of ninja should be taught, and no fighting should be done."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone below echoed, making the wine barrel look confused.

"What the hell?"

Jiugong complained and looked at the journey mission in his mind.

Although it is said that this task can be completed as long as you come to Tanchu Street, but since the morning, Li Keg has been sitting and drinking in the Tanchu Street pub, but the task has not been completed, and the reward has not been settled.

"Didn't I come to Danzhu Street?"

Jiugong was confused and looked outside the tavern. There were many signs of "Tanchu Street Teahouse" and "Tanchu Street Shop".

How could it not be Danzhu Street?

Is there a bug in the system?

Jiugong didn't know, but he had nothing to do now except continue to listen to the braggadocio of the old man named "Baoguo Yima".

At this moment, Baoguo Yimanali suddenly started making noise, as if he was making noises, which attracted Jiugong to look forward.

"Since everyone has requested you again and again, I will not refuse even a single step of Baoguo. Today! I will demonstrate to you the Hunyuan Ninpo Technique·Lightning Five Continuous Whip."

As he spoke, he got into a posture, and there was a burst of cheers from below.

Just as he was about to fight, Baoguo Yima suddenly waved his hand to a ninja in the far corner who was looking out, saying that he wanted to find a target to demonstrate, and if he did well, he would be rewarded.

"me?"

The man was obviously stunned for a moment.

Following Baoguo Yima's line of sight, Jiutong turned around and was stunned.

That person was none other than Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha.

With his white lion hair and the word "oil" on his head to protect his forehead, Jiutong immediately recognized him.

"Come on, you are big. If I tighten my strength a little more, you might be able to catch my five lightning whips."

Baoguo Yima said with a smile, holding his hands behind his back, looking like a great master.

"Well……"

Like the wine barrel, Jiraiya was also slightly drunk.

Surrounded by many people, I somehow got to the stage.

Amidst the commotion, Jiraiya, who wanted to save face, had no choice but to take it seriously and face off against the founder of the "Hunyuan Ninpo" sect - Ichima Baokoku.

This is a plot not seen in the original work!

Jiugong suddenly became interested, crossed his legs, pinched two peanuts and threw them into his mouth, and looked at them with relish.