Meat bomb impact from Naruto

"But there is one more thing." Yakushi Kabuto adjusted his glasses, "Xiao made it clear that although he helps you report to the leader of the organization, it is actually just for the purpose of appreciating you. If you are as strong as I am, I will tell him

If it doesn't match, he will kill you and me together. So, he wants to make an arrangement with you?"

"arrange?"

Jiugong thought for a moment, what to arrange?

drink wine?

"No problem, tell him, thank you for your favor, I am not a person who doesn't appreciate praise. Don't worry, I will definitely make your brother feel comfortable."

After saying that, Jiugong also cast an "I understand" look at Yao Shitou.

Yakushi Kabuto was stunned for a moment, then nodded calmly.

As a spy of the Red Sand Scorpion for many years, he knows the Scorpion's strength very well.

Now another ninja whom he considers to be a strong person is going to fight against a strong person he knew before. It must be particularly interesting.

But at the same time, Kabuto Yakushi is also worried about whether the wine barrel can restrain the ability of the scorpion puppet technique. What if the scorpion catches him by surprise and accidentally stabs the wine barrel to death?

Originally, he simply wanted to be a barrel boy, but now the eldest brother is about to fight his old eldest brother.

Worried, but also very excited.

But does the wine barrel really have this ability?

For a moment, Yakushi Kabuto hesitated.

But as soon as he thought about it, he recalled a thrilling scene - a huge stone statue, kicking Gamabunta away with one kick, and stepping on the tail of ten thousand snakes, it was so arrogant!

Not to mention anything else, just this huge stone statue and the wine barrel can be summoned at will, and it will definitely smash the scorpion to pieces in such a long time!

"I see."

Kabuto the pharmacist nodded, greeted the wine barrel, and then transformed into a small snake and disappeared in front of the wine barrel.

Looking at the little snake slowly swimming away, Shugong thought to himself, he didn't expect Kabuto Yakushi to be able to get along so well under Orochimaru. He could even learn snake ninjutsu, so he seemed to be favored by him.

but……

Why did he come to him again to show his courtesy?

Blinking, the wine barrel expressed confusion.

not understand.

Just like what happened at the wine table, when everyone is drunk, they talk about everything, but when they sober up, they act like shit again.

This is also one of the reasons why Jiugong likes to drink. He can make others drunk by drinking, so as to identify whether others are villains.

But there are times when it doesn’t work.

In the end, the hypocritical villain who ended his career as the Dionysus of the barrel. Although he told the truth when he was drunk, he later used a series of tricks to deceive the barrel into thinking that he was not drunk.

Of course, it turned out that he had slipped up and made himself paralyzed. He revealed the truth before he died.

At that time, the naive Jiugong didn't know that he had trusted the wrong person.

Therefore, after reviving his life, he did not want to trust anyone at the wine table.

Although most of them speak the truth, there are also villains who like to act and deceive others.

For them, wine is not a drink, but a weapon.

As for the wine barrel, if it is used as a drink, he can drink it forever. If it is used as a weapon, it must at least be a nuclear weapon.

Because of this, some people began to covet him, and some began to take advantage of him.

Just like now, Danzo or Kabuto Yakushi.

Jiugong knew that none of them were good people, but he just wanted them to come here boldly. This time, he would never be tricked again.

After eating and drinking enough, Jiugong returned to the hotel.

After sleeping soundly all night, the next day, I found a piece of paper pressed by a pebble at the door of the room.

He bent down, removed the stone from the barrel, and looked at what was written on it.

There is only one place name - Green Gorge.

"where?"

Without a map, Wine Barrel had no idea where this place was, so he had no choice but to ask the innkeeper for help.

Fortunately, the innkeeper was a well-informed person. He looked at the place names, adjusted his heavy glasses frames, and clicked his tongue twice.

"You are in the Kingdom of Water. There is no such place in the Kingdom of Fire."

The boss said, returning the paper to the barrel.

"The Kingdom of Water?"

"Yeah, you've never been there? Do you want me to arrange a guide for you?"

The shop owner said, asking about the wine barrel.

Jiutong thought for a while and rubbed his chin.

To be honest, the original owner of the body, Akimichi Kutō, was an otaku who only knew how to drink and didn't even know how to fight with a thug. Ever since he was a child, he had never been out of Konoha Village, let alone far away.

The memories he inherited were all trivial things, such as "Which girl is good-looking, but unfortunately I don't have the ability, just cry and drink wine", "I am a FW, and I am disqualified from the ninja world".

It's all negative energy.

If it weren't for his excellent psychological quality, he might have been depressed by this abandoned house's mentality.

Going to the Kingdom of Water now, oh well, he doesn’t even know where the pier of the Kingdom of Fire is, and he even asked for directions all the way to Tanshu Street.

so……

Bring a guide?

"also."

Barrel agreed.

As soon as he agreed, the store owner reached out and patted him like a chain reaction.

"Old Ma, come out."

"Hey, come on, come on!"

Hearing the sound, Jiutong originally thought it was that idiot Baoguo Yima, but when the man walked out, he looked at his appearance and his red rosacea nose, and thought, it was not the case.

"What's wrong, boss?" The man rubbed his hands, glanced at the wine barrel, and smiled, "You look good, little boss. What, where are you going? I'll take you there."

"Just the Land of Fire Pier."

Jiugong coughed, feeling that the person called "Lao Ma" was unreliable.

But Lao Ma didn't mind at all, but he was a little surprised when he heard about the "Fire Country Pier".

Do you need to lead the way in a place like the dock?

joke?

But no one wants to have trouble with money.

"Okay, come with me." He smiled and said, "Come with me, little boss."

After saying this, he said hello to the store owner and picked up the luggage of the wine barrel.

Jiugong always felt that something was strange. After leaving the door, he looked back at the name of the store - Douyu.

Funny fish?

how……

Am I a fish?

I won't be ripped off!

"Why!"

Jiugong turned around and was about to call out to Lao Ma, but saw Lao Ma laughing.

"Trust me, little boss, I will take you flying."

"ah?"

"The art of channeling."

Bang!

A beautiful brown horse was channeled, led by the old horse, and tied to a carriage carriage.

After getting in the car, Jiugong was very surprised to be honest.

"You know psychics? Are you a ninja?"

"Ah?" Lao Ma drove the carriage, "Oh, it happened many years ago. I used to be a Kirigakure ninja. After all, we were also talented ninjas. Unfortunately, after graduating from ninja school, the teacher wanted to kill the girl I liked.

My child, I didn't want to be killed together with a group of 'backward students'. Fortunately, she saved my life. I climbed out of the dead body and escaped in the interior for forty years. Even the chasing ninja who was chasing me gave way.

I'm so tired. Now I'm feeding the elephants on Tuanchu Street..."

"elephant?"

"Yeah, from the circus."

The old horse said as he drove the carriage.

Unexpectedly, the guy who was leading the way had so many stories. Jiugong immediately became interested and asked respectfully:

"What do you call it?"

"Hey, I'm just a driver leading the way. Just call me 'Guide Sima'."