Mecha Hurricane

The Little Wildcats had only reached the halfway point when they received a notice from Major General Edie, asking them to go to the Military Soul Hall. The formation ceremony of the war group will be held at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Although it is still early, there are some things that need to be explained to them.

Sure enough, they were going there, so everyone hurried over, but Li Yi was still caught in the middle and protected.

When they arrived at the Army Soul Hall, they saw the honor guard walking in carrying a flag. Major pulled Xia Yi and said, "Look, is that our flag?"

Xia Yi looked towards where he was pointing. There was a big fat cat on the flag carried on the shoulders of the guard of honor. Looking at the ridiculous flag, she said with certainty: "It's us. Looking at the entire army, we are the ones who will use this pattern. After the battle group is completed, what name do you want to give it?"

"We have already thought about it, and we will call it the Wild Cat Group. Although you are not here, you certainly can't come up with a nice name, so I didn't ask you." Major pursed his lips and smiled. The name sounded more than wild. It also has a very cute feeling and suits me very well.

"If a war group is called Wildcats, can't they be more domineering?" Xia Yi felt that the name was too childish, and just hearing the name could not scare people at all.

Major looked away and said casually: "I don't know if there is a banquet today. Last time you won the first place in the Cyclone. I heard that the venue was cleared without even having a drink."

"Hey, you don't want to hear my opinion? Maybe I have a good group name." Seeing that he obviously wanted to change the topic, Xia Yi spoke directly.

"Look, what's on that transport truck seems to be wine. There's really a banquet. I don't know if the thing in the black box is caviar. Sure enough, Major General Edie's action is different. There are even such good things. Today we You need to have a good meal." Major quickly pulled her over and pointed to the car next to him.

Xia Yi hit his thin waist hard with her elbow and said angrily: "Forget it if you don't listen. Eating caviar will make you feel bad."

"It hurts..." Major covered his waist and said: "Why are you venting your anger on me? If you have the ability, use all your strength on Xiu. You are just a half-timer!"

"Halftime?" Xia Yi looked at him carefully, thought for a moment and said, "It seems that you can't forget this matter. Do you want me to walk all over the court on you so that you can forget about halftime?" "

Major grimaced and said melancholy: "I really only like men. Don't do this to me. We all have the same preferences."

Xia Yi rolled his eyes at him, "Anyway, I still look like a man even if I'm naked. You can overcome this psychological pressure and just treat me like a man."

"Why do you look so dissatisfied with your desires and have such a bad attitude? It's not like you saw some handsome guy again and wants to get it. Maybe I can help you. This time I can help you lay hands on your hands. It will never happen again. That kind of thing." Major was keenly aware of something and leaned over with a smile.

"Forget it, if you keep pressing your hands, you've already swallowed all the bones." Xia Yi shrugged and said with a smile. Whoever believed him would have seen the handsome guy running faster than anyone else. What kind of man wouldn't even leave a mouthful of soup for others as long as he fell in his eyes.

Clark couldn't stand the two of them anymore as he stood nearby. He had been talking about men since they met and would not talk about anything else. He let out a long sigh and looked listlessly as the honor guards arranged their arrangements.

Xia Yi glanced at him and asked Major: "What's wrong with Clark? Didn't he just win the first place in the Cyclone Car? He also called him the Prince of Cyclones. He is so majestic and famous, but now he is doing it in despair all day long." Well."

"He went home last month, and no door was opened for him. He said he didn't know him and did so many shameless things during the game, which was a disgrace to the family." After finishing speaking, Major looked at Xia Yi Looking confused, he explained it to her.

It turns out that Clark is not an ordinary rich man. His family has been in existence for more than 300 years, and they only do business and do not participate in politics. The education in the family is very strict. It is said that a few hundred years ago, he was the royal family of a small country on some planet. Of course, that kind of royal family may even lose their land, and the underwear worn by their ancestors has long become a cultural relic.

The family, which considers themselves to have cultural connotations, looks down on the current federal government and says that people's lives today are too rotten. Women wear too little, live too openly, and have no connotation at all. That’s why they don’t participate in politics, but it’s strange that such a wealthy family has nothing to do with the government in private.

"What an old family. No wonder they can't accept Clark. His dandy style is a poisonous insect in the old family. He must be conservative. Clark's female relatives should all dress as if their husbands have just died. Yeah. It’s black and covers the whole body. When going out, you have to wear a top hat with a half veil." Xia Yi nodded in sudden realization. He turned out to be the kind of person from the declining dynasty. Clark’s play was too popular, so of course he would be regarded as a judge of the world. The prodigal son.

Major said a little weirdly: "You're right. As far as I know, their family has a big business and is the leader in the erotic industry. The number of subscriptions for each issue of their erotic magazine on Star.com reaches Tens of billions of times. Moreover, rare paper books are released every year, and superstars often pay huge sums of money to buy them, which are very popular."

After listening to his words, Xia Yi fell silent, and after a long while he cursed: "Don't you say we are an ancient family with cultural connotations? The whole family is engaged in these abnormal industries, and they actually think Clark has embarrassed them! This is a joke. What the hell, you obviously don’t want to recognize him, what excuse are you looking for?”

"It's not an excuse. They just want him to go back and inherit the family business properly, but his aesthetics are too detrimental to the family business." Major laughed, and talking about this family is indeed funny.

"Isn't it just the porn industry? Why don't you just leave this thing to the people below? It's not like letting him shoot it. What's the aesthetic problem?" Xia Yi spread his hands, finding the Clark family's idea too bizarre.

Major said in a low voice: "Do you think other people will buy the old lady's erotic magazines?"

"..." Xia Yi was stunned, how could he forget this. Clark's family was in the erotica business, selling products and targeting energetic men and women. They wanted handsome guys and beautiful women, but Clark liked mature women.

If he were allowed to take control of the family business, he would definitely turn every issue of the erotic magazine into an old lady magazine, and the tens of billions of subscriptions would definitely turn into 4 figures in an instant. It is only provided to the few people who like mature women living on hundreds of planets in the Nada Federation.

The boss of the porn industry will lose money and go out of business!

At this time, Major patted Xia Yi again and said, "Almost all the adult videos of beautiful boys I showed you were released by their family. Think about it, when I open the adult videos in the future, they will all be filled with old grandfathers. , you said there is no joy in life, it is simply worse than death!"

"No way, he doesn't just like old ladies, he can't also like grandpa." Xia Yi felt that Major thought too much, and at most it would impact men with normal sexual orientation. People like him should not be affected by it. Influence.

"Why not!" Major said nervously: "If there are adult videos made by old ladies, they will naturally be made by grandpas. The boss's aesthetics is like that. If he points to young handsome guys and says, this kind of adult videos are too No one will like me if I’m ugly, what should I do!”

Major was very nervous, he never wanted to see that kind of thing. When I think about such a situation, I feel like the world is going to collapse.

Seeing that he was too nervous, Xia Yi had to comfort him, "It's okay. You can take pictures for yourself when the time comes."

"How do you know I took the photos myself!" Major looked at her in surprise, wondering why Xia Yi would know that he had taken images of those handsome guys. Could it be that she peeked into her own star network space? It's impossible. Could it be that Karic did it for her?

Xia Yi was even more surprised than him, what on earth did this guy do!

In the next few hours, Major first pestered Xia Yi to ask how she knew about this. Later, I saw that Xia Yi insisted that he was talking casually and that he had never seen anything he had taken. The more he said, the more interested he became and asked Xia Yi to take a look.

Finally, when Major opened the screen display and asked her to choose one to read, Xia Yi glanced inside and saw the names of many familiar people. She quickly said: "I think the honor guard will prepare the military soul hall soon." Now, let me go to the toilet first, and I will pick it up when I come back."

Then regardless of Major's sad eyes, Xia Yi quickly left and ran directly to the back of the Military Soul Hall.

There is no such thing as a toilet in the Army Soul Hall. You have to go to the garden next to it. After Xia Yi came out, the Army Soul Hall had already entered. Many officers were waiting at the door and lined up in an orderly manner to enter. They had to maintain silence in the Military Soul Hall.

Seeing so many people, Xia Yi planned to go in last. After all, the Little Wildcats were the protagonists.

So she sat on the edge of the garden, looking up at the tree crown. Through the gaps between the leaves, she could see the high outer wall of the Military Soul Palace.

Suddenly, Xia Yi heard some subtle sounds. With the sensitivity of years of fighting, she stood up and quietly walked towards the direction of the sound. That was behind the Army Soul Hall. There were two officers with their hats held low, walking out of a door in the corner of the Army Soul Hall.

The sound she heard just now was the sound of the door being closed.

After watching the two people come out, he looked around, first pulled the hem of his clothes, then straightened his hat, and Xia Yi walked out. Of course, people whose behavior seems abnormal must be questioned.

"What are you doing? What team are you from?" Xia Yi asked as soon as he appeared, startling the other party.

Seeing that she was alone, and she was only a junior lieutenant, they said seriously: "Who are you? We are here to participate in the ceremony of the Army Soul Hall. A young officer like you is lazy here instead of guarding the front. .”

Only officers with the rank of colonel can enter the Army Soul Hall. Second lieutenants like Xia Yi usually stand at the door to feel happy. So the other party took advantage of his high military rank and wanted to scare her away.

But Xia Yi stared at the major rank on their shoulders and collars, and asked lazily: "Are the military ranks fake?"

"What did you say!" When the two officers heard this, they immediately looked at her angrily.

Xia Yi held his hands and looked at them with a smile: "Take out your fighting spirit saber and show it to me. Maybe it just looks like it on the outside, and it's just an ordinary knife on the inside."

The two officers took a closer look at Xia Yi and discovered that there was a fighting spirit saber hanging on her right waist, and it was also very long. They stared at her with stern faces and said slowly: "You are just a second lieutenant, why are you carrying a war spirit saber? You are a spy disguised as a Nada officer."

"You don't need to worry about whether I am a spy or not. Now I want to know what you are doing under the Military Soul Hall." Xia Yi stared at them and grinned.