Meiman: Fabricate weirdness, I am the biggest villain

In front of a restaurant in Kathmandu.

Loki suppressed his anger and asked Thor:

"Thor, I'm going to the bathroom, why is our bag missing?"

"I don't know either. I was called away temporarily by someone to help me just now, and when I regained my senses, the bag disappeared."

"Oh Shet! What did you do to help?"

"It was an old man who asked me to help move the flowerpot.

"Fack! Where's the old man?!"

Thor looked around, but after his search, he fell silent.

"I can't find it..."

Loki took a deep breath.

"You got tricked, you know that?"

"Huh? Impossible, that old man looks kind.

"Oh Odin, why do I have such a stupid brother? If you weren't cheated, why couldn't you find the old man?"

"Maybe it's because there are too many people?"

"My Odin, that old man is obviously with the group of people who stole our bag! He came to divert your attention, and then someone else did it! You idiot!"

"Damn it, I didn't expect this simple-looking old man to be so cunning!"

Thor finally came to his senses.

He cursed angrily, then looked at Loki and asked:

"So what should we do now? The backpack contains all our documents. According to the instructions that Ancient One left us, if we don't have those documents, we won't go anywhere.

"Fuck, I know, you don't need to repeat it!"

Loki scratched his head frantically.

He just knew it!

No good end for trusting Thor!!

At this moment, Loki only felt that he, who was trusted by Thor at the foot of the Himalayas at that time, had cerebral palsy.

Why did he choose to trust Thor?

Is it because I didn't change my mind when I came to Midgard (earth)?

Loki clutched his forehead, thinking about what to do now.

Thor, on the other hand, waited quietly.

He's in an At the moment mood just as bad as Loki.

Less than half an hour after he'd promised Loki that he'd bring him to S.H.I.E.L.D intact, he'd managed to lose both of their backpacks.

This sudden face slap made Thor extremely angry.

So he opened his arms and roared to the crowd around him:

"The group of people who stole our backpacks, listen to me...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Are you crazy?! Shout what?!!"

Loki whispered, covering Thor's mouth.

At the same time, the surrounding pedestrians cast strange eyes on the two of them.

After scanning the surrounding circle, Loki's heart was broken even more.

Losing your bag is bad enough.

In the end, he had to accept this strange sight because of Thor's stupid behavior.

For the proud second prince of Asgard, today is the most embarrassing day in his life so far.

Loki hurriedly dragged Thor into the alley next to the restaurant.

There are fewer people here, which makes Loki feel a lot less embarrassed.

"What did you just yell?"

"I'm just warning the thieves."

"Could it be that the other party will take the initiative to stand up because of your shouting? Don't dream! You are now an ordinary human being, not the son of a god king! No one will be afraid of you!"

Loki's words made Thor fall silent.

After a moment, Thor asked:

"So what should we do now?"

"Act with your brain! I have an idea, follow me!

"good."

Then the two walked out from the alley.

Although pedestrians will still cast their eyes on the two of them, it is much less than before.

Then Loki took Thor to a group of gangs who obviously didn't look like good people.

"Loki, what are we doing here?"

"Don't ask, don't talk later, just stand here and don't move, let me arrange everything!"

"All right.

Then Loki took the initiative to walk forward and greet the crowd.

After some conversation, Lu Ji came to Thor with a brown-skinned man.

"Sir, this is my brother, I believe you can tell at a glance that my brother is very good at fighting, maybe he can help you a lot.

"We need to do some testing first."

"Definitely, you just take the test, my brother will never let you down in battle!"

The man nodded his head behind him, and then two people came over.

Thor looked more and more confused at the scene in front of him.

"Loki, what the hell are you doing?"

"They are local local snakes, I just tried to ask them to help us find a bag, but the price is to help them solve some troubles, and you are the candidate.

"ha?"

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, just listen to me. You can knock down those two people later, remember, it's knocking down, not killing."

"good!"

Although Thor has no brains, he does have strength.

Even if the divine power disappeared now, he still knocked down the two standing in front of him three times.

The leader of the local snake was very happy to see this.

He patted Thor on the shoulder and spoke a dialect that Thor couldn't understand.

Loki then hit the snake with a stick and continued to talk to the other party.

Thor gradually understood something, but in order to ensure the success of Loki's plan, he chose to keep his mouth shut.

So he just watched Loki shake the man's hand warmly.

Some kind of deal was struck for them.

Although I don't know what their specific transaction content is (bccc), Thor is still very happy.

Because he knew that this meant that their backpacks might be recovered...

Time soon came to night.

Thor and Loki followed the group of local gangsters to a bar during the day.

"Loki, what are we doing here?"

"Uh... well, Thor, actually the deal I negotiated with the locals during the day is to let you be a thug for a while, and this is where the battle will take place later."

"Huh? Thugs?!"

"right."

"Damn it, I'm the majestic Prince of Asgard! The God of Thunder!!"

"As long as you can help them win this time, they promise to help us find the backpack."

"Where is the enemy? I will lead the charge!"

Seeing Thor's expression suddenly changed, Lu Ji couldn't help laughing.

His brother is really as good as ever.

At this moment, suddenly the daytime local snake quarreled with a group of people.

Then a headshot beer bottle announced the beginning of the battle.

Thor rushed into the crowd on the spot, relying on his solid muscles and thousands of years of combat experience, Thor seemed to be in no one's land, and directly started the "big kill, special kill"

Fortunately, Loki kept reminding the other party not to kill him, otherwise the bar would become a slaughterhouse.

After a while.

The battle is over.

The local snake is extremely satisfied with Thor's performance.

They sent their younger brothers to return Thor and Loki's backpacks on the spot.

This made the two of them stunned.

Co-authored things are stolen by them!

Thor was angry in his heart, and he immediately wanted to beat up the snakes in front of him again.

But stopped by Loki.

Loki and the local smuggler exchanged thanks and friendship.

There was no anger on his face at all.

This made Thor couldn't help being a little surprised when he saw it.

In the past, he always subconsciously thought that Loki could not be reused, but now he suddenly discovered that Loki is actually much more mature than him in many aspects.

At least he couldn't do it without changing his face.

Then the local snake came to Thor again and expressed his apology for stealing the bag during the day, and at the same time extended an olive branch to Thor.

He hopes to formally recruit Thor to join his gang, drinking together during the day and fighting together at night.

The life described by the other party almost made Thor agree on the spot.

Fortunately, Loki smoothed things over.

After a few pushes and pulls, Loki and Thor came out of the bar with their bags on their backs.

They found a hotel and decided to rest in Kathmandu tonight.

This time, in order to prevent the bag from being stolen again, the two decided to change shifts and watch the night.

In the room, Thor recalled what happened during the day and couldn't help asking:

"Loki, I find that sometimes your wit doesn't quite work."

"Oh? I finally understand now?"

"Well, you are much more useful than me today. In comparison, I am a waste."

Loki was a little embarrassed by Thor being so frank.

He has always known that Thor has an invisible disdain for himself.

His heart has always been sensitive to this, but he is very forbearing, and has been hiding it all the time.

Now the acknowledgment from Thor touched Loki's heart.

He patted Thor on the shoulder and said:

"Don't think too much, we wouldn't be able to get our bag back without your fighting.

"Go to sleep, I will watch the first half of the night, and you will come in the second half of the night.

"good."

A moment later, Wang Er's shot came.

Loki in the room glanced at the sleeping Thor and then at the starry sky outside the window.

At this moment, he suddenly felt a kind of peace in his heart.

This is a peace that has not been felt in Asgard for thousands of years...

The third update today!

Ask for flowers, 霊!

I ate too much chili last night, I went to the toilet four times today, it's over. .