Meiman: Filming can make you stronger

Chapter 104 Mrs. Xanadu is a relative

Author: Great Monk Pingkangfang

Chapter 104 Mrs. Xanadu is a relative

In a single ward of a certain hospital, Agent Mei was lying on the bed, and Andy was standing next to her bed, condescending.

"Amei, let me see how the wound is doing?"

As he said this, Andy was about to lift the partition, but Agent Mei slapped it away.

"Andy Huang! I'm in physical pain right now. If you don't have sympathy, please leave immediately!"

Well, looking at Agent May's fire-breathing eyes, Andy shrugged and stopped joking.

"Melinda, I heard Apollo's words, saying that you are a very devout believer, so I was entrusted by Apollo to come and see you. Look at this, red date donkey-hide gelatin, which is the most precious female elixir in the East.

Not only is it expensive, I spent a lot of effort to bring it, and it can help you recover your health quickly."

Andy bought Xi'er donkey-hide gelatin in Chinatown for thirty dollars. It was hard to find, and Agent Mei probably didn't know the actual value. Anyway, the iron box was quite beautiful, and Agent Mei's face looked much better after seeing it.

"Thank you Apollo, and thank you, Andy, I didn't expect you to be normal."

I fainted. Andy was an ordinary person among this group of people. Of course he was normal. How could he give the impression that Agent Mei was abnormal?

"Melinda, I think you should ask Constantine to find a witch doctor for help. This kind of injury will heal too slowly through ordinary medical methods."

Nodding, Agent May replied: "Constantine has found a pharmacist. She is already dispensing the medicine. She will be here soon. She happens to be particularly curious about you. You can talk to her."

The pharmacist whom Constantine knew? Who was it?

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and an Asian-looking woman wearing a tight-fitting white cheongsam pushed the door open and came in.

"Melinda, the potion is ready."

Asian, cheongsam, elegant, good at pharmacy, wouldn’t this be it?

"Andy, this is Madam Xanadu, Constantine's friend."

After Agent Mei introduced her, Andy frowned, she was really Madame Xanadu!

Lady Xanadu, formerly known as Nimue Yinwandu, is a forest fairy, sister to the Lake Fairy and Lake Witch, and brother and sister to King Arthur. She is the intersperser of the timelines of many stories, and has witnessed many precursors to the birth of superheroes, and even

Promoted their birth, such as: Etrigan, the first Green Lantern, Doctor Destiny, etc.

Andy frowned not because of how prominent this woman was, but because this woman could predict, and he was very worried that Madam Xanadu would deduce the fact that he was Apollo.

At this moment, Mrs. Xanadu was also staring at Andy, looking very surprised. Although she did not play with the Tarot cards, with her intuition, she felt that Andy Huang seemed to have a blood connection with her, which was very strange!

Although she was surprised, Mrs. Xanadu still took the initiative to reach out to Andy.

"Hello Andy, I often hear Constantine mention you, but I didn't expect you to be such a handsome young man."

It's no surprise to Andy that Constantine is friends with Lady Xanadu.

Constantine and Madam Xanadu do have something in common. In addition to being unisex, the people Madam Xanadu falls in love with are basically those who have lost their country and their family. For example, she fell in love with the Queen of Louis XVI, and then

It was the Paris Revolution, where Louis XVI and the Queen were beheaded.

Facing her outstretched hand, Andy shook it back slightly to avoid too much physical contact with the woman, lest she attract her.

"Hello, Madam Xanadu, are you a witch doctor? Can you prepare the elixir of life?"

Andy asked seemingly casually, but Mrs. Dou is really good at preparing immortality potions. In addition to her ability to control nature, preparing immortality potions is also her unique skill. Otherwise, she wouldn't still look old today.

However, in modern society, except for a few people, no outsiders knew about this matter. The way she looked at Andy was different.

I wish I could use all my prediction methods now to take a good look at Andy.

"Andy, if you are interested in the elixir of longevity, we can have a good chat, but now I have to help Melinda change the medicine."

"Of course I'm interested, please do as you please."

Andy made a please gesture towards Agent Mei's butt, then stood beside him with his arms folded and motioned for Madam Xanadu to do something.

Agent Mei is a woman, how could she let Andy watch? And Andy is so smart, he clearly deliberately embarrassed her.

"Andy, get out of here!"

"Okay!"

Andy wanted to see Madam Xanadu's abilities, and Madam Xanadu also wanted to explore Andy's background, so Madam Xanadu and Agent Mei took the medicine and made an appointment at a nearby coffee shop.

"Andy, in addition to being a witch doctor, I also have the identity of a tarot master. Are you interested in letting me do the math for you?"

Seeing that Madam Xanadu was eager to give it a try, Andy nodded. There was no need to object to this matter, because even if Andy disagreed, Madam Xanadu could count him in and simply see the opponent's skills face to face.

If Mrs. Xanadu really sees through Andy's identity and wants to cause trouble, Andy will definitely have sex with her secretly, but it doesn't matter whether she is some kind of fairy old time witness or something.

"Draw three cards, please, Andy."

Last time she counted Andy five times, and the results were different each time. This time if Andy was involved, the results should be much more accurate.

Andy directly pulled out three consecutive cards and handed them to Madam Xanadu. Then she also drew a card and put it in, and then started playing with the other cards.

In less than a minute, all the cards were laid out, and Mrs. Xanadu began to frown.

Because of the blood connection when they first met, she first calculated whether Andy Huang and her were related by blood. The results showed that she and Andy Huang did have a blood connection, and Andy Huang had the blood of his parents.

The blood of King Arthur!

She had seen Andy Huang's Twitter, and it was certified as a dragon and a mixed race, but it didn't say he was of English ancestry.

This can only be explained by the displacement of King Arthur's bloodline for countless years. Anyway, the current King of England is not a descendant of King Arthur.

Since there was a bloodline relationship, Mrs. Xanadu looked at Andy a lot softer, but she had no intention of telling Andy about bloodline. After shuffling the tarot cards, she said to Andy again: "Andy,

Can you draw five more cards?"

Similarly, Andy casually pulled out five connected cards and handed them to her. This time Mrs. Xanadu fiddled with them for a long time and frowned for a long time.

This time she was counting on Andy's relationship with Apollo.

The cards show that Andy and Apollo are indeed related. Andy is not only Apollo's brother-in-law, but also a saint of Apollo. Andy and Apollo even have some overlap.

This is very strange.

Andy is Apollo's brother-in-law. This is a good explanation. It means that he and Wonder Woman are lovers, but does it overlap with Apollo?

There is only one possibility: Apollo often appears and possesses Andy.

This makes everything straightened out. Andy Huang has the blood of King Arthur and is also a saint of Apollo. He is occasionally possessed by Apollo.

This conclusion was similar to what she derived last time. Madam Xanadu was a little disappointed that she didn't come up with something more exciting.

"Andy, what are your plans for the future?"

He didn't say the result, and Andy was a little confused as to why Mrs. Xanadu asked that.

"You can tell at a glance that you don't pay attention to the entertainment industry. I'm a famous workaholic. Of course I make movies to win Oscars."

"But, you know, there is only one Oscar quota every year. In order to increase my probability of winning the Oscar, the longevity potion is very necessary. If I live for two or three hundred years, I can always get a statuette back, right?"

Andy's current bloodline can guarantee his immortality, so he doesn't need the immortality potion, but others do. As long as he gets one, he can sell it for a big price.

"Haha, Andy, if you want a potion of immortality, you can help me gather enough materials and I can help you prepare it."

Madam Xanadu is still very talkative!

"What kind of materials are there? You tell me and I will remember them."

Andy took out his cell phone and started recording.

"The first red tulip that bloomed that year, the purple lavender facing the southeast, one liter of snow on the top of the Alps, one meter of thirty-year-old Alman rattan, and fifty liters of air from Mount Kilimanja."

The first ones are very troublesome, but you can barely find them if you look for them. The latter ones make Andy confused.

"One hair of the forest elf, ten seconds of the forest elf's song, and one corpse of the devil from hell."

Andy interrupted: "Forget about the elf's hair, where does this singing come from? What do you want the devil's corpse for?"

Mrs. Xanadu chuckled: "The songs of the forest elves are to praise life, and the corpses of demons are to sacrifice to the goddess of death. Of course, if you have a corpse with the same extraordinary life, it is also okay."

I'm dizzy, my head is big, the devil's corpse is easy to get, but where can I get the forest elves? I can't transform into Gargamel and catch the Smurfs, right?

After all, she was a forest fairy. After using Mrs. Xanadu's medicine, Agent Mei's wound healed in less than two days. Andy didn't need to ask. He heard the news of Agent Mei's recovery when he heard her praying in his temple.

It's just that Andy hasn't responded to Mrs. Xanadu's invitation to her home. The last time she gave Andy a fortune-telling, she never said the conclusion, which made Andy a little unhappy.

In addition, she mailed a copy of "King Arthur's Family History" that was not available on the market, which confused Andy and threw it aside without even reading it. Andy was too busy.

I encountered some problems these past two days.

"Andy, I think it's okay to compromise. After all, the supporting role is not the key."

Slade was worried, but Andy's eyes were filled with anger. He didn't expect that Andy's scolding with Kardashian would affect the crew.

Andy exposed on Twitter that Kardashian wanted to take him away drunk as his girlfriend that day. Kardashian shamelessly called on her fans to expose Andy directly on the grounds that Andy was lying.

Kardashian has a group of die-hard female fans, and her boyfriend, singer Kang Ge, also joined in to crusade Andy on the grounds that "Andy only made up the story because he coveted Kardashian." Naturally, Andy was exposed by a lot of people on the Internet.

What's even more egregious is that Kardashian actually said that Andy was racist because there were no black people in Andy's "Wrath of the Gods" crew, and then she said it.

Not only did several departments come to investigate, but there were also a bunch of black people holding signs on the set all day long, which had seriously affected the crew's filming.

In fact, the fact that Andy didn't recruit black people does mean a lot of problems. I didn't expect to be caught by Kardashian. This woman can be hyped to become a global Internet celebrity, and she is really good at fighting.

At present, there seems to be only one way in front of Andy, which is to hire some nigoni wives to play some supporting roles and get over the racial discrimination issue first.

However, if he compromises, how will Andy survive in the future?

So Andy decided to launch a big counterattack today. First, he would prove that Kardashian lied, and then he would solve the problem of being accused of discrimination after Kardashian overturned.

At the Hilton Hotel, Andy and Paris Hilton sat down together, and they started watching a short video together.

In the picture, Yin Kardashian saw Andy being helped out of the restaurant by Claudia and Xinqiya from a distance, and immediately pressed the elevator and walked in, but the elevator still did not move on the first floor. She did not know that Kardashian was there.

What's going on inside?

Then, Andy and the three of them walked into the elevator, and Kardashian came out

After watching the video on Paris' mobile phone, Andy nodded. With this video, Kardashian will definitely overturn.

"Paris, how can I cooperate with your hype?"

The day after the war between Andy and Kardashian began, Paris contacted Andy, saying that she had a video of the conflict between Andy and Kardashian. As long as Andy cooperated with her in promoting it, the video could be given to Andy.

Andy originally didn't think Kardashian could make a big splash, and he didn't want to be hyped up with Paris Hilton, a former sensation, so he refused, but he didn't expect Kardashian to be so powerful online, so he had to find a foreign aid.

Paris laughed, patted Andy's strong chest, and then said: "Andy, you have been so obedient, right?"

"First of all, your clarification conference must be held at the Hilton Hotel. Secondly, you must publicly announce that you have given up on Jacqueline and pursued me instead. I reluctantly agreed. You will be my boyfriend for at least three months. Specifically, you will accompany me to the hotel every week."

Once on the street, we are going to be photographed by the paparazzi and we go back to the apartment. Three months later, I will announce that I kicked you because I like to be independent. You have to act very sad. If you sign this agreement, if you fail to do it or leak it, you will have to pay me a huge sum of money.

compensation."

He knew it was still a hype, and it was arranged into such a dog-licking plot. Andy felt sick and wanted to vomit, but he still had a question that he was curious about.

"When we were photographed going back to the apartment together, do you want me to sleep on the sofa at night?"

Paris gave an ambiguous look: "Yes, you can sleep on the sofa after serving me."

Really, not only did she use Andy to promote her, but she also coveted Andy's body. How could she let her get her wish?

Opening the phone, there was an unread text message from Agent Mei.

"Andy, the video content has been obtained."

There was a link attached to Agent May's text message. Andy opened it and saw that it was the video that Paris showed him before.

Haha, Paris shouldn't have let Andy know where her videos are stored. With Agent Mei's methods, he can easily control her mobile phone. As for public use and private use, there is no such thing.

Andy gave Agent Mei the holy nourishing product donkey-hide gelatin, just to repay him.

Of course, Andy has already made a plan. If Agent Mei fails, he still has a trick to stop time, which is originally a skill for dealing with women...

"Sorry, I don't agree to all the conditions, and I like to be served. If you need S master, you can call me."

After saying that, he turned around and left, leaving Paris stunned.

It was obvious that Andy Huang was so disgraced that he begged her to come, so how could he leave so elegantly?

Isn't it because she dislikes her body?

Thinking of this, Paris clenched her fists tightly, and for the first time she had doubts about her sexual attraction.

After Andy went out, he couldn't wait to upload the full version of the video to Twitter, and then added: "Thanks to Paris Hilton for her profound understanding. She was very disgusted with someone lying, so she took the initiative to give me this video, which is

Everything is there, by the way, a certain singer, you can build a large cattle ranch on your head."

(End of chapter)