Meiman: Filming can make you stronger

Chapter 169 Three women’s secret room game

Author: Great Monk Pingkangfang

Chapter 169 Three women’s secret room game

"Sherlock Holmes: Dracula" stars Andy, Jacqueline, Aniston and Angelina. The plot of this movie has undergone very big changes due to Pitt's exit.

As an archaeologist on the surface and an ancient tomb excavator behind the scenes, Angelina found a long-established manor in order to rob an ancient tomb. The owner of the manor was the Duchess played by Aniston. In order to get close to Aniston

,Angelina pretends to be a lesbian

Finally, Aniston brought her back to the manor, where she met Aniston's female bodyguard Jacqueline. Jacqueline was very conscientious and never left the manor. Angelina went to rob the tomb hidden in the manor on the first day she came.

, and ended up meeting a vampire in an ancient tomb. The vampire was hit by several bullets and survived, but Angelina also escaped successfully.

The gunfire alerted the police. Detective Andy was hired to investigate and found that two maids were dead in the manor. The maids had canine wounds on their bodies and died of blood loss. During the inquiry, Andy keenly discovered that the owner of the manor, Aniston, did not want Andy to

As the investigation continued, the stubborn Andy came to harass the place every day, and was successively seduced by Aniston, Jacqueline and Angie Lian.

Andy discovered many secrets, such as Angelina's identity as a tomb robber, Jacqueline's affair with Aniston, and more importantly, Andy discovered that Aniston's ancestor was very unusual and turned out to be the legendary Van Helsing.

And Jacqueline's ancestor turned out to be Dracula.

Andy went to the church to ask the priest. The priest looked through the information and discovered the story of that year. At that time, Dracula was raging in Europe. In order to deal with Dracula, Van Helsing asked the Son of Light to come down to eliminate Dracula. However, according to records, the Son of Light did not

Instead of returning to heaven, he stayed in the human world for no apparent purpose.

Detective, tomb robber, vampire, lesbian, there is a complicated story in between

The most important plot for Andy is: in the end, the tomb was opened by Angelina, and it turned out to be Dracula's dormant place. Dracula was awakened and started killing, and Jacqueline attacked Dracula for Aniston.

Ra became the highest level of undead vampire.

After Jacqueline became demonized, she started rioting and bit Andy to death. Then Andy transformed into the Son of Light and lit up the whole world.

This story sounds very cliche, especially at the end when Andy suddenly turns into a child of light, which is similar to the plot of a certain Xiangjiang writer who encounters unsolvable problems and blames them on aliens.

However, if director Stephen controls the pace, it shouldn't be a big problem. The two of them have carefully considered the details and set up countless small foreshadowings to make the ending of Andy's transformation into the Son of Light less abrupt.

Moreover, the pictures are all in the style of "Van Helsing", and the sense of substitution is very strong. As for searching ancient books to discover Dracula's secrets, it imitates the Bayan movie "Twin Eyes".

Anyway, it is a standard suspense movie, in which various details reveal the existence of gods. Andy is very confident in this movie.

As long as he has the skill "Infinite Light", Andy will dare to drink two cups of Dormammu when he meets him.

The plot changed drastically, so the name of the movie also changed, "The Secret Room Exploration of Three Women and One Man".

In the afternoon, when the latest commercial for Ford Raptor was released, "Three Women and One Man" also held a press conference. It was not like Long Guo's press conference with tables or sofas on the stage. They just found a few places on the set.

The main creator is interviewed and that’s it.

Andy is in the middle, with Jacqueline and Aniston on the left, and Angelina and Director Stephen on the right.

After Stephen talked for a while, Andy, as the producer, started to talk.

"This movie is based on the classic Dracula legend. I think the legend needs to develop, so there are stories about Dracula's descendants. Please look forward to it. You can start asking questions now."

This kind of suspense movie is different from other suspense movies. Any more revelations would be harmful to the movie, so after Andy finished speaking, he then pointed the microphone towards Andy's mouth.

"Andy, can you tell me how you felt after being fired from the crew of "The Big Bang Theory"?"

Andy was expressionless: "I have no feelings. In addition, it is best not to ask questions about things that have nothing to do with this movie."

"Andy, some people think Dracula is as real as the Norse god. Aren't you afraid of Dracula looking for you when you make this movie?"

Andy hehe: "Maybe Dracula really exists, but don't forget, I have a good friend named Thor."

Dracula was burned by Andy and his ashes were thrown into the aftermath river. Andy doesn't know whether he will be resurrected in a bug, but with Andy's current strength, it only takes one round to wring his neck.

As for whether Dracula will sneak attack on the Sacred Valley, Andy thinks it doesn't matter. Johnny is always in the Sacred Valley, and Dracula will not be able to get through the Ghost Rider.

"Andy, how did you convince three actresses to join your movie? Aren't you afraid of delaying your movie?"

Everyone else glanced at the Washington Post reporter with dissatisfaction. Normally, one reporter would have one question on such occasions, but this guy asked the hottest question all at once. It was too breaking the rules.

"Haha, I said it was my personal charm, do you believe it?"

Of course, these people didn't believe it, so they extended the microphone to others.

Jacqueline: "I'm just doing it for Andy's sake. As for that person, haha, I'm familiar with her from the inside out. As long as Andy is here, I won't deliberately exclude her."

Aniston: "This role is very challenging, and Andy gave me enough, so I came. Jolie and I have become good friends since we last shot a commercial together in Hawaii."

Only Angelina could understand the sarcastic words Jacqueline and Aniston said. She rolled her eyes and said: "I am very dedicated. Andy gave me the position of the heroine, so I will definitely position myself well. No way."

To the exclusion of others.”

As soon as they said this, Jacqueline and Aniston's faces instantly darkened. They were talking about the three heroines before, but now they are being called the supporting actress in public. How could they bear this? So they both looked at Andy.

Andy: "Let me interrupt, please don't misunderstand me. Since this movie is called Three Women and a Man, it means there are three female protagonists. Julie is talking about the other supporting characters."

In the past, Andy told everyone that the other party was the protagonist when he was cheating. Until now, even if he knew the three female leads, Andy didn't believe that someone would fall out and leave. Isn't this just giving in?

Anyway, after Andy finished speaking, the three actresses snorted coldly and stopped talking.

"Jennifer, you just said that you and Julie were shooting a commercial in Hawaii. What kind of commercial could get you two leading actresses to endorse it together?"

Aniston: "A car advertisement just went online. Don't you pay attention to it?"

As soon as he said this, everyone present took out their mobile phones and started searching. This advertisement became a hot search within half an hour after it went online and was easily found.

Many reporters could only stay dumbfounded!

I thought a certain fashion brand hired two people to endorse it, but I didn’t expect it to be a car advertisement in which a man picked three women, and in the end they even wore bikinis next to each other and basked in the sun in Hawaii!

What a plot is this!

"Excuse me, was it the advertiser who contacted you?"

Aniston chuckled: "Of course not, Andy contacted me."

After saying this, everyone looked at Andy differently.

Andy should change his name to Huang Cao, the thief!

Now these four appear in the same crew again, and the movie is also called "The Secret Room Exploration of Three Women and One Man". What is this going on?

Do you want to record some of his collecting habits in this way?

After the scene was quiet for a few seconds, a bold reporter finally asked: "Andy, did you do something rebellious?"

Andy: "What sport?"

Reporter: "You know what I'm thinking. I know you know what I'm thinking but you're pretending not to know."

Andy: "Haha, regular journalists don't make random arrangements, but the plot you have in mind may appear in this movie. Be sure to buy tickets then to support us!"

To be honest, even if Andy has seen various plots, the one in Hawaii was the first time in his life. After all, three famous Hollywood actresses have the status blessing, and it is worth remembering for a long time.

Less than an hour after the press conference, all the news from various reporters had been written and distributed.

"Shocking, Andy Huang had a great time filming commercials and movies with Angelina, Aniston and Jacqueline."

"The news I saw today makes me say sorry to Pete. Andy Huang not only wields a hoe but also holds a rake. He has too much appetite."

"Andy Huang invented the movie harem selection of concubines. Is this the loss of morality or the power of greatness?"

"It can only bring greater benefits to the three female stars to give up their hatred and cooperate. Andy Huang once again demonstrated his extraordinary ability."

"Andy Huang hated Pitt so much that he made a movie to record the stories of him and Pitt's three women."

These people are quite honest, but many of them just start making things up. Even the details of Andy and the three actresses in Hawaii, such as clockwise or counterclockwise, are vividly described.

Andy didn't intend to pay attention to these pieces of news. Originally, the movie press conference was just to generate some buzz, but now you don't have to pay public relations fees to have a bunch of reporters working hard to promote it. It's so profitable.

"Andy, I am Professor Siro. I am writing to tell you that both of your papers have been accepted. Among them, the paper on sows giving birth has been accepted by Nature Physics, and the paper on Asgard Space has been accepted by Nature.

Accepted and will be used as the cover article of 2013(10), congratulations!

As your corresponding author, I need to remind you that the Nature cover article is a very remarkable thing. You will receive the focus of many people in the industry. I hope you will continue to apply for a doctoral student here. We will definitely provide a full scholarship.

.

There are two attachments, one is the acceptance letter, and the other is the materials required to apply for a Ph.D. in Physics from California Institute of Technology. Please fill it out as required and send it to me as soon as possible."

After the show, Andy received an email notification, which made him somewhat excited.

I heard that the crew of "The Big Bang Theory" hired an actor named Ashton Kutcher to replace him. This actor also replaced Charlie Sheen in "Two and a Half Men."

I don’t have any dissatisfaction with the actor Andy, he is incompatible with the crew.

So, Andy immediately took screenshots of the acceptance notices for the two papers and sent them to Twitter with the following comment: "Some people said that I, a community college graduate, talk nonsense about physics. I thought about it. I am a professional.

Why are you arguing with ordinary people? If I look at these people even more, I will lose.

Wouldn’t it be nice to study physical phenomena and write a few nature articles when you have the time? Haha, in addition, I am about to apply for a Ph.D. in physics from the California Institute of Technology. If everything goes well, I should be able to enroll this fall."

Andy was already on trending searches today, and his every move was followed, let alone his tweets.

It was half an hour after I returned to the hotel where I was resting. By this time, this tweet had received one million likes, 100,000 retweets, and 100,000 comments. Among them, the official account of the crew of "The Big Bang Theory" had the most likes.

"Well, first of all, to conclude, I will witness the fall of the greatest show since "Friends" this year.

As a Ph.D. in science, I checked these two papers, and they have indeed been published online. The author is definitely Andy Huang, and the corresponding author is Professor Shiro from Caltech. Although I am shocked that a Sacred Valley actor is interested in physics.

The research is so in-depth, but I prefer to watch things like this.

If Andy Huang successfully enrolls, he will become the only real Ph.D. in physics on the crew of "The Big Bang". Wrong, it was once. He has been fired by you on the grounds of civilian physics. Hahaha, this show is still

Is it an inspirational drama? It is purely a YY drama.

How ironic!”

This is the comment with the highest number of likes. The commentator’s certified identity is a PhD in Mechanical Power and Engineering from Michigan.

“I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it! Say important things three times!

Andy Huang is the most popular film and television personality in the past two years. He is known as the inspirational idol of the young generation. He is also friends with figures like Thor Stark, and now he can publish high-quality physics papers.

Is this something a carbon-based creature can do?

I suggest that the crew of "The Big Bang Theory" crack down on Andy Huang, otherwise will we still have a chance to survive?"

The reviewer's certified identity is a PhD in Modern Languages ​​from Harvard.

The atmosphere on the set of "The Big Bang Theory" in Pasadena was strange. Both the actors and the crew were careless in their work, and everyone looked at Ashton who looked embarrassed from time to time.

The last time Ashton took over from Charlie Sheen, he had mixed reviews. When he replaced Andy this time to play Andy, he was already under a lot of pressure. Today, such a big thing happened, and countless people gave him sympathetic looks. He seemed to have already

Saw countless jeers from the audience.

Want to resign

Director Mark and producer Chuck Lorre had not come out of the office for a long time, and the quarrels that came from time to time cast a shadow on everyone's minds.

Penny, the boldest one, dragged Leonard to the office door and hung around, and the quarrel inside was heard intermittently.

"Chuck, I didn't agree to replace Andy before. Now something happens, you ask me to find a way! Can I make Nature retract the manuscript? Do you think I am Einstein?"

"Calm down, Mark! I just want you to talk to Andy privately to see if there is any room for it. It is best for him to make a statement saying that the reason why the crew fired him was because he was in trouble."

"Idiot! Andy Huang is a small role at your disposal? He is bigger than you now! Can you block him or what? Why should he care about you now?"

"Mark! Now is not the time to quarrel! This matter must be handled properly. If we can't give Andy a fee, I don't believe Andy will not get through with the money."

"Chuck, you still don't understand. I'm now convinced that Andy is willing to come to the crew even for free, even if he likes physics. Otherwise, with his celebrity status, it only costs 20,000 US dollars to shoot an episode? I don't think paying him can do this.

solve."

"Then come on, women. Did Penny and Bernadette sneak into Andy's room at night? Let them go find Andy."

Hearing this, Leonard looked at Penny with a look of resentment. When Daddario and Upton came to find Andy, Penny and Bernadette went in to talk about the script. He was the witness. Remember

All sad.

As for Penny, anger flashed on her face.

Bang! The door was kicked open.

"Asshole! What do you mean!"

(End of chapter)