Meiman: Filming can make you stronger
Chapter 77 The Clown Finally Arrives
Chapter 77 The clown is finally here
Author: Great Monk Pingkangfang
Chapter 77 The clown is finally here
The clown used a false identity to get on the plane to Los Angeles. He did not cause any trouble on the plane and was busy using the software he wrote to search for Andy Huang. But what made him angry was that Andy Huang did not have any bad deeds!
The clown was angry. He didn't expect Andy Huang to hide it so well!
He really believed what Harley Quinn said, thinking that Andy was the kind of scumbag who bullies women, but after searching for a long time, he could find Andy's account information, but he couldn't find any criminal information about Andy.
Now that he has investigated Andy, except for filming movies in Hollywood, occasionally going back to the Sacred Valley villa, and mainly sleeping in Jacqueline's apartment, there is no other information.
Moreover, apart from being disrespectful and disrespectful to his predecessors, a considerable number of Andy's comments online are positive.
In addition, what is strange is that Andy built a temple in the Sacred Valley villa area, and all the other residents in the community sold their houses to Andy's neighbor. The neighbor's family was quite strange, and was searched many times by a mysterious department.
The Joker cannot hack into SHIELD's data, but when SHIELD queries some data, it will leave traces on the Internet, which the Joker can detect.
"What Andy Huang cares about is his career. It would be too cheap to kill him directly. This hypocrite should blow up his entire crew in front of his eyes."
In the bar, after jumping up and down, Harley Quinn jumped on Andy and wrapped her arms around his waist. She was so flexible that Andy even flicked her and didn't shake her off.
It is said that although Harley Quinn does not have any superpowers, she is a master of fighting, and through a potion given to her by Poison Ivy, her strength, speed and agility have been improved, and she has the flexibility of a gymnast, and her legs
Especially powerful.
"Andy Huang, he will arrive in two hours. I think we need to practice a little bit so that we can really make him angry."
It is taboo to indulge in a woman's arms before a battle, but there is no such worry about Andy.
"There is also a fee for the exercise, five million U.S. dollars."
Harley Quinn smiled happily: "deal!"
Worried about the leaked photo of Harley Quinn sitting around her waist, Andy directly asked the bar to open Jacqueline's VIP box.
As expected, Harley Quinn looked like she was practicing gymnastics. She showed off her unique skills for half an hour, and Andy couldn't bear to shut up all of a sudden.
Of course, it was only half an hour, so Andy didn't want to continue, it was just that Andy wanted to get the most expensive deal, so he calculated the time to get her and fixed his price at 10 million US dollars per hour.
At this moment, Harley Quinn felt that she couldn't even lift her arms, but she still tried her best to touch Andy's face.
"Andy Huang, it turns out that the movies you make are all shot in one shot. You are really that strong."
Haha, Andy does his best to do this.
"What's going on? Can you make him angry?"
Harley nodded heavily: "Of course you can, but I don't think it's necessarily a good idea. He might be angry and shoot you. To be honest, I'm a little reluctant to let you go."
Will Harley Quinn be reluctant to let go of herself?
Sure enough, being versatile can save your life.
"Then cancel?"
"No! You must make him angry. If he attacks you, I can protect you so you can escape."
Seeing that Harley Quinn's eyes didn't look fake, Andy also had some doubts. Wouldn't this woman like him?
But even so, Andy can't let her go. The madman's ideas are always changeable. It's too normal for Harley Quinn to ask your father to stab you with a knife today.
"Okay, then let's change to a place? A place where there are fewer people and it's easier for me to run."
Harley asked: "Where?"
"It's nice to be by the river. The sky is covered with a curtain. He can see it and I can run away."
Andy threw several sets of armor into the nameless river below his villa. Werewolves and vampires who died in previous battles were also thrown here.
So Andy named it "The Aftermath River". This place was also chosen by Andy to deal with the aftermath of the Joker and Harley Quinn. After the work was done, he would burn it all with fire. Anyway, no one would call the police if the villain disappeared.
To avoid Johnny and the others finding out, Andy decided not to drive his own car and took a taxi with Harley Quinn here.
But unfortunately, the taxi driver recognized Andy even though he was wearing a big hood.
"Andy, you're a pretty girl. Have you broken up with Jacqueline?"
"You got the wrong person. I'm not Andy Huang."
The driver laughed and said: "Understood, of course you can't admit this kind of thing. My name is Huck. My wife and I are both big fans of your movies. You bring a lot of fun to our lives. If you promise to come to me next month,
I won’t tell this matter at my wife’s birthday party.”
Even threatening Andy, Harley Quinn licked her lips and seemed to be inclined to take action.
"Sorry, I'm really not Andy, but I am also a fan of Andy Huang. As far as I know, he has never been to a fan's house to celebrate or anything."
Driver: "I picked you up at the Beverly Moonlight Bar. That bar is the bar you and Jacqueline often go to. And you are going to the Sacred Valley Villa area. It must be you Andy! My wife is no better than
The girl next to you is bad, are you sure you don’t want to come?”
Isn’t this driver trying to pull the same trick as Nadya Roz?
Andy was afraid of being pestered by the driver, so he could only say: "Huck, right? I remember your name. You can send a letter to the crew. In the letter, put your home address and your wife's birthday. In addition, you must
There must be a photo of your wife.”
"Okay, you don't need to tip for this job!"
When they arrived at the location, the driver left and Andy sat on the floor, patted his legs and motioned for Harley to sit up.
There was no need for Harry to spread cloth on the floor, so Andy was wrapped around his waist again.
"How about I call you and ask if your ex is here?"
Harley turned on her phone, looked at it and said: "No need to call, he is still monitoring my phone, and of course I am monitoring him too. He is only five kilometers away from us. At his speed, he will be there in a few minutes, so let's get started.
?”
After saying this, Harley Quinn licked her lips and looked at Andy expectantly. It would be best to make the clown angry when she is happy.
Andy sneered slightly, five million dollars had been collected, Harley Quinn should have lost a penny, what else could she get?
"No, I'll teach your ex-boyfriend a lesson in person. That will make me more excited."
Hari Kui saw that Andy was serious and panicked.
"Andy Huang, don't believe it. Even if you beat Ishida Sen, you can't beat my ex. Even Batman is no match for him. You just need to make me happy and run away the moment he appears.
"
Well, it seems that emotions are really coming out. Human beings are limited by physiology after all. Even Harley Quinn is starting to feel sorry for Andy.
"Well, let's wait until he comes."
There was a rumble, and a motorcycle got off the road in the distance and drove towards this direction at high speed.
"Andy, he's here!"
Andy's hand was tightly held by Harley Quinn, and the expression on her face began to become complicated.
Andy has very good eyesight. When he saw the guy on the motorcycle with a white face, green hair and a red nose, he was sure that he was a clown.
He reached out and pulled, and with a sizzle, half of Harley Quinn's clothes were torn off.
This scene was too exciting in the eyes of the clown. He accelerated the accelerator and rushed towards Andy. When he was still a few meters away, the clown extended his palm towards Andy.
There are also gloves on the palms.
Ready to unleash high volts?
Even though Andy wasn't afraid of thunder and lightning, he didn't want to be shocked, so he lifted Harley Quinn up in front of him.
Andy's shamelessness not only caused the Joker to withdraw his hand, but also made Harley Quinn so shocked that she didn't resist at all.
It was clear that just now he was a very reliable fan-favorite celebrity who was very reliable in collecting money and doing things, but he was thrown out in an instant?
She only has one thought at the moment, who has more bottom line between the clown and this Andy Huang?
And Andy had no time to care about her feelings, because the Joker threw five darts at him when he was staggered. Andy quickly threw Harley Quinn in front of him, and all five darts were shot on Harley's back.
.
The clown was also shocked. Not only was S playing smoothly, but he also didn't care about human life. Is he a star? He is obviously a villain more ruthless than himself!
It wasn't over yet. Andy threw Harley, who still couldn't figure out the problem, towards the clown. The clown looked away and instead of picking up Harley, he threw the dart at Andy again.
But in front of my eyes for a moment, Andy's figure disappeared!
"Are you looking for me?"
Andy's words came from behind, and at the same time, he put his hand on the clown's neck.
The clown wanted to dodge, but his neck couldn't move under a pair of iron pincers.
"Any last words?"
A protagonist with the same status as Batman and a spiritual mentor to countless netizens, Andy was half expecting him to say some famous aphorisms before killing him.
"Kill me and you will pay the price!"
Wow, what he said before he died was no different from ordinary villains.
With a click, the clown's head was ripped off, and the mocking expression disappeared from his face.
"Wayne, you're welcome."
Just as he was joking, a puff of thick smoke suddenly sprayed out from the clown's body. Andy quickly dodged, but he more or less inhaled some smoke.
"Hahaha."
Suddenly he laughed three times, and Andy stopped laughing. What a fuss of laughter!
In the comics, the Laughing Smoke once made the whole city laugh, and even Batman became the Laughing Bat.
"Fortunately, I am now very immune to poison gas, otherwise I might have been infected."
Throwing the clown's head away, Andy turned to Harley Quinn and it was time to send this "Margot Robbie" on her way.
Harley Quinn was hit by five darts and was still alive. She knelt on the ground and her eyes were confused. Only when Andy approached did she regain focus.
"Andy Huang, you are very bad, you are even more evil than him~"
After Harley murmured something, Andy put his hand on her neck. Just as he was about to use force, Harley's whole body began to tremble, and her eyes looking at Andy began to blur.
"Oh~"
After a long high-pitched voice, Harley began to roll her eyes.
This... Andy has been filming for so long and has experienced a lot of people, but this is the first time he encountered such a G-spot. He took back his hand and was ready to wait for her to get over it before sending her on her way.
It would be too cruel to kill her at this time.
"Andy, evil master, I will do anything for you."
Andy was in a daze, and Harley Quinn was crawling under him, kissing his feet repeatedly, and occasionally looking up in admiration.
Has this guy been tamed by clowns to look like this?
Andy's heart was turbulent and he slapped Harley on the back of the head, causing her to faint.
A ball of flames shot out from his hands and fell on the clown. After ten minutes of watching the clown completely turn into ashes, Andy threw his ashes into the aftermath river, then picked up Harley Quinn and walked to his villa.
Harley Quinn is in her current state, and with a little training from Andy, she will definitely become a loyal follower.
When I opened the door, I found Johnny still in the living room, reading aloud.
"Johnny, I brought back a female Bodhisattva."
Johnny raised his head and saw Andy carrying a woman on his back, and sighed: "Andy, your understanding of Buddhism far exceeds mine, why are you so wild?"
Damn, it’s just a joke, Andy thinks Johnny is getting more and more boring.
Arriving at the room on the second floor, Andy threw Hallie onto the bed and slapped her down. Hallie woke up, and the burning pain made her instinctively cover her face. But when she saw that the person in front of her was Andy, she said in surprise: "
Andy!"
Pushing Harley back, Andy said coldly: "Harley Quinn, who is your ex, and why does he look like the clown in Gotham City?"
"He is the clown."
It's not a lie.
"So, if I kill him, do you want to avenge him?"
Harley shook her head like a rattle: "No, he is a loser. He is so jealous that he came all the way to kill you, which violates his principles of dealing with things. He is not as powerful as you, who has no bottom line. He should be dead."
"So, who do you think I am, to kill him so easily."
Harley showed an indifferent look: "Andy, I don't care what your identity is when I follow you. What I care about is that you do whatever it takes to achieve your goals."
Purpose?
"Then tell me what is my purpose tonight?"
"I don't know, you must have your purpose."
This. I took the initiative to make up my mind. After thinking about it, the clown should leave some property after he dies.
"Then, take out whatever money the clown has left for me."
"Five million in cash has been given to you."
No money? Then Andy doesn’t like anything else about the clown.
He threw a few checks to her: "Then, take them all out like a normal person, I want cash."
"Okay master."
Harley didn't care that it was three o'clock in the morning. She stood up and staggered out and walked out. Andy looked at her figure without any movement. If she didn't make any mistakes in the whole process, she could really be used by Andy.
In fact, looking at the essence of this matter, M's predecessor S was killed by the more powerful S in person, and it is normal for M to ask the new S to take him in.
After waiting for a few minutes, Andy went out and watched Harley from a distance walking towards downtown San Fernando, and then followed slowly. After walking for more than half an hour, Harley arrived at a bank on the street in the city, and then
He was standing at the door.
There was no violent dismantling of the ATM for the time being, and Andy just watched quietly.
Half an hour later, three drunk men saw Harley coming up to tease her. Within a minute, all three drunk men were fucked.
After teaching the drunkard a lesson, Harley continued to wait with a bright smile on her face.
"A good psychiatrist was found to have sexual tendencies by a clown, tsk tsk."
After sighing, Andy went home and went to sleep.
The next day, Andy was woken up by Johnny knocking on the door.
After seeing Harley sitting quietly on the sofa and five suitcases of green banknotes on the coffee table, Andy lost all the energy to get up.
He didn't worry about what Harry had done again, because a large receipt was on the green note.
"Master, what are you doing today?"
Seeing Johnny's eyes widening, and fearing that he would misunderstand him, Andy waved his hand: "Harley, call me Andy from now on. You go take a shower and change into clean clothes, then rent a car and go to Hollywood today."
Harley was dressed like a street girl, so helping Andy drive could easily cause misunderstandings.
Harley was obedient and went to take a shower, while Andy happily counted the bills. Before, money was just a number to Andy, and this was the first time that so much money was placed in front of him.
"Andy, who is this woman? Where did it come from? What happened to this money?"
Harley's words about master finally aroused Johnny's curiosity.
"I met her at the bar last night. She gave me five million after I gave alms in my body. You should respect her a little more from now on. I will keep the money for you to film "Wasteland and Pure Land"."
Johnny clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, it turns out that he is really a female Bodhisattva."
(End of chapter)
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