Meiman: Me! President Walter, kill the black robe team

New Mexico,

a hammer that fell from the sky?

That's right.

It is the meow hammer of the god of hammers.

"But with my current strength, I really can't look at Meow Hammer."

Xiao Bai touched his chin.

If it was a storm tomahawk, he went to grab it.

Like what mantra lasso, ten rings ... It's just an ornament in the office.

But.

"There's a lot of good things in Asgard."

"Eternal Fire, Rune Magic, Eternal Spear, Odin's Sword, Immortal Gold Ulu..."

Xiao Bai made a decision in an instant.

He said, "

It's not easy for Thor to come."

"We at Walt should help our Asgard friend and give him a job."

"Let Azu go over the whole job and remember to broadcast live."

"Thor 1".

Thor is a simple fallen prince plot, and his father sends him to Earth to pretend and soak women... Well, no, it's learning to be a superhero.

Only by learning to be a hero can you qualify as a king.

As for why?

Could it be related to the experience of Odin's prehistoric Avengers?

Today's Thor

is young, proud, and arrogant.

And the former Odin, who was even crazier than him, not only did the Nine Realms, but also singled out and won the Celestial God Group.

It is a pity that in the end they were outnumbered and broke their mentality.

became a pure sleepy old man.

"Okay."

Wanda nodded, and as soon as she sent the notification, Azu replied "received" in the company group.

Subsequently.

The live broadcast room of [Homelander, the first superhero of the Walt S-class] is open.

"Hey! Hello Xiaosir, everyone!

"Are you free today?" Everyone's freedom is true freedom! "

Once and for all, after getting the lighthouse official and completing the de-officialization.

Azu's ability to rejuvenate became stronger and stronger.

Fancy rescue and live broadcast every day, and

have fun in it.

......

"If you look at it from the perspective of being an idol, Azu must have perverted acting skills and superpowers."

"Much better than Brother Chicken."

Xiao Bai continued to lean on Wanda's lap and complained.

"Little sunspot shows chicken feet."

Wanda followed the terrier at the right time, and this is how the little assistant worked.

Thanks to the fact that this is a fusion world of black robe + Marvel, the timeline is disordered, and many people who have crossed before crossing are also here.

For example, killing Jiushan So.

It provided Xiao Bai with a lot of fun.

The rest of the fun

is daily teasing the assistant.

"Ouch, you~~what~"

Wanda is also happy to be teased and has fun.

But.

Whenever this happens, outside the window, Lao Wan's old face will always appear.

The father and daughter obviously did not recognize each other.

But Lao Wan can always pass by at critical moments, desperately protecting cabbage, and is also a peerless.

But....

This seems to be more exciting Yuki?

Xiao Bai thought so.

And in the live broadcast room.

"Swoosh!"

Azu has flown to the country of New Mexico and arrived at his destination.

In the shot

, it is a desolate land, with a huge crater in the center that looks like a meteorite crash, but there is a hammer lying in the middle.

"Wow!"

Seeing this, Azu pretended to look at it for a long time and studied it for a long time.

Then the live camera is pointed at yourself.

Immediately afterwards, his

brows furrowed, and he put on a somewhat anxious expression, as if the end of the world was coming.

When the audience saw his performance, they all became nervous.

You know,

Walt is a superhero company that is not even afraid of mushroom bombs.

Azu is the first hero.

If even he was so embarrassed, wouldn't it be a great disaster again?

"What kind of cursed thing is this?"

Some viewers barrageized, "Before the end of the world, can the motherland T-shirts I bought online be shipped?"

"Then you can wear it with confidence."

At this time, Azu spoke: "This thing, scientifically called a hammer, we generally use to hammer nails or hammer people."

"Of course if you choose the latter, Walt will definitely stop you, my friend."

After a whine.

The popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed.

Azu smiled so crookedly that he went to the oriental live broadcast world to learn an embarrassing hand in order to fit Xiao Sir's preferences.

I didn't expect the effect to be so good!

It's a pity

that the old minister who taught him to play embarrassing anti-bombing himself overturned, in the end, it is still professionalism that does not work.

The horse flea is revealed too early.

That's not how influencers play.

"There are words here."

Soon, Azu noticed the inscription on the meow hammer.

Such inscriptions are difficult to understand.

But with a super brain, he still translated -

"Anyone who can lift this hammer can obtain the same ability as Thor."

"Oh!"

Azu looked exaggerated, he was too good at variety shows, he pretended to be surprised: "Thor!? "

Could it be that this is the [Myernier] hammer of Thor, the Norse god of thunder?"

"The artifact is lost..." "

Is there a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality behind this?"

"Wouldn't he be in the crowd, waiting for someone to raise his hammer and reproduce the thunder?"

As he spoke,

Azu suddenly showed the smile of a sunny big boy.

Anyone who can lift this hammer can obtain the power of Thor.

Then he must lift ah!

Health, sunshine, positivity, upwardness, kindness, greatness... Aren't these beautiful qualities his label?

"Busy, North Noses."

"Let's witness miracles together, I lift me... Well? Azu

put on a show as he reached out to grab the meow hammer.

And then fight for it.

Motionless.

Fight for the two.

Still, tattoo! Silk! No! Move!

Suddenly

, the barrage in the live broadcast room was as if it had been strangled, and it was suffocated.

......

"Poof."

Watertower, Xiao Bai laughed.

Azu's strength is not weak.

The super flesh and super strength in the standards set by Walt also have 100 tons of strength.

However,

the meow hammer is really not good to rely on ordinary brute force.

Although look at the American manga series.

There are many who have raised the Meow Hammer, such as Captain America, Vision, Black Widow, Loki (axis of good and evil), Jane Foster, Vostag, Pol, Horseface Thor, Frog Thor, Deadpool, Magneto (parallel universe), Red Hulk, and Storm.

Even Wonder Woman and Superman have lifted.

But they all followed, or briefly followed, the rules of Odin's magic.

This kind of magic is more like giving human nature.

Simply put, it is a meow hammer, only let the people you like lift, and those you don't like can't lift it.

Even for machines.

Sometimes it is in a good mood, and the elevator can lift it up in the elevator.

Sometimes it swings and pretends to be dead, the excavator digs it, and it also stands still.

The most classic theory is that

you can't lift the meow hammer, but you can take away a page that the meow hammer presses.

But

in the end, speaking of which, people in the black-robed world can lift a hammer... Have it?

So....

And that's where the explosive program effect came.

The audience was delighted.

"Die laughing! Azu actually couldn't lift a broken hammer!

"The acting was so realistic, I almost believed it, like one."

"yes! He's bruised... We all know how strong Azu is, but it is too difficult to pretend to be weak!

"What do you call a professional?" This is called professionalism!

"Azu! I love you! Is it good to perform again, please! "

Fans are applauding.

Azu: "..."

Nima

, he really can't lift it, can this be said?

Azu: "Okay, okay. Seen by everyone, I performed again... That's the plot of our next movie... Well, hahaha, haha, ha. "