Meiman: My Deadpool Becomes Stronger When I Speak

"Can you really eat Haagen-Dazs?"

"Can we all eat?"

"Can black people eat it too?"

"Black people don't come looking for a sense of presence. I just said that I will pay for the Haagen-Dazs in the audience.

"Thanks!!"

Hear free Haagen-Dazs.

Everyone rushed over in unison.

"Don't grab it, save some for me, otherwise you will end up like that manager."

Mu Bai shouted to the frenzied crowd.

【Your warning made everyone set aside a large piece for you in advance】

[Wealth +20 (current wealth: 200)]

[Wealth reaches 200, activate Tony's new subsidy, and get 2 million US dollars subsidy from Tony every week]

"Even if I don't do anything, I will be a millionaire in a week."

"Hey, serve me all the burgers here."

"No problem." The orderer immediately made an ok gesture. "Six Nine Seven" saw Mu Bai so forthright.

A fat man in plaid clothes suddenly approached.

"Since you are so rich, why don't you invite me to eat a deluxe beef three-layer burger.

"Please eat shit, will you eat it?"

"Although I have money, that's not the reason why you came here to beg."

[Sentence against a prostitute for nothing]

[Alternative-dimensional arsenal +10 (currently different-dimensional arsenal: 40)]

【Crit】

[Sound transmission +10 (current sound transmission: 60)]

After ordering, Mu Bai sat opposite Bob.

Bob immediately showed disbelief

"You invite everyone to eat Haagen-Dazs, do you have money?"

"How much money I have depends on Lo's wallet."

Mu Bai took out Luo's wallet from his pocket.

After tossing and turning, I only found 300 dollars and 5 cents.

"I didn't expect that Luo's wallet was not rich, and the manager had to pay for the insufficient money.

"You better hope that manager isn't dead, or I, as an X-Men, can't sit idly by."

"Magneto can't beat me, so you are worthy of stopping me?" Mu Bai laughed.

【You are no longer the coquettish youth you used to be】

【The current strength is enough for you to go back and destroy Magneto's base】

[Sentence scares Bob, I never thought you wouldn't give him a chance to pretend

[To be honest, Bob was a little scared by the action just now]

【Not to mention your laugh point attack】

[Skill Fragment Critical Strike +20 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 160)]

【Crit】

[Sound transmission +10 (current sound transmission: 70)]

"Don't be angry, I was just joking."

Bob's stern face instantly burst into a smile.

He patted Mu Bai's arm lightly with his hand.

Although it is not clear about Mu Bai's strength.

But I don't know why I feel scared.

"Haha, I was just kidding with you too."

"Um... can I sit next to you?"

At this time, the orderer came to the table for two people with a tray of hamburgers.

"Definitely yes, your manager isn't here anyway."

After agreeing, the waiter quickly sat next to Mu Bai.

Push the plate full of hamburgers in front of Mu Bai.

"Your punch just now was so powerful, you could hit one from the front to the back."

"Small, I only used one percent of my strength just now, if I was willing to punch him out of the city.

"That's great."

The orderer looked at Mu Bai excitedly.

There was a sparkle in the eyes.

But Mu Bai didn't boast too much.

Because he can.

"By the way, my name is Jobs."

"Hello, my name is Mu Bai and his name is Baoyu.

"Isn't his name Bob?"

"I won't disturb your meal. I should leave after sending you here. We X-Men still have missions."

After speaking, Bob stood up.

"Don't worry, I have all the information you want, just follow me, and I will guarantee you a promotion and salary increase."

"What information do you have?"

"I just escaped from Magneto's base, so I'm familiar with it, as long as you take me to meet Professor X, I'll give you a chance to appear on TV.

"I've said it all, I don't know Professor X is there, maybe you can watch TV and try your luck."

"I am not a domino, luck will not always follow my ass."

[There is a bug-level luck that complains to Domino]

[Lucky +10 (currently lucky: 10)]

【Crit】

【Sound transmission +10 (current sound transmission: 80)】

"25 kilometers to the east, there is a bar called Plane Tree. The hotel opens at 11 pm. I heard that there is a student who escaped from Mutant College. You can try your luck there. Maybe the goddess of luck will also favor you. "

After speaking, Bob left the burger shop.

At the same time, he didn't believe that Mu Bai escaped from the Magneto base at all.

"Forgot to tell him, he didn't get the chips, Jobs remember to give them to him next time he comes.

"The next time he came I was gone, I resigned, and went to the kitchen to talk to the manager who had passed out.

"Well done Jobs, I believe you will be able to make a difference in the field of selling fruit in the future."

[Jobs in another world sells apples]

[Jobs in this world can also sell apples]

[Hacker +10 (current hacker: 10)]

【Crit】

[Skill Fragment Critical Strike +10 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 170)]

"Let's talk about it at that time, maybe I will become a mercenary."

"Mercenary, let me get poor Wade.

"But since you want to be a mercenary, why don't you go to the bar with me tonight and kill everyone."

"Okay, can I go home and get the gun first?"

"No problem, gather at the gate of the burger shop at 10 o'clock tonight."

Mu Bai ate the burger while talking.

He was full of praise for the taste of the burger.

"By the way, you said you had a gun, where did you get it?"

"Bought it from Bruce, he knows the gangsters and specializes in ordinary people's business."

"Originally this gun was prepared for the manager, but now he is probably going to the hospital to lie down for a while, so I don't need to shoot him and send him to the hospital."

"I didn't expect you to be such a Jobs."

"In addition, give me his phone number, I also want to buy a handy weapon, you must know that it is easy to dirty my clothes by holding melee weapons all the time.

[The difference between melee weapons and ranged weapons]

【A murder will splatter blood】

[A murder does not stain blood, saving time for washing clothes, shoes, trousers, and bathing]

[5.7 Skill Fragment Critical Strike +10 (Current Skill Fragment Critical Strike: 180)]

【Crit】

【Sound transmission +10 (current sound transmission: 90)】

"no problem."

Jobs pulled out his phone.

Remember Bruce's phone number

Wait for Mu Bai to save Bruce's phone.

Sirens were heard in the distance.

Presumably some people can't understand the manager sleeping at work.

So I chose to call the police.

"Goodbye Jobs, I should go."

"Remember to ask Bob for the money from Haagen-Dazs, because I am in charge of treating guests and he is in charge of paying.

[Bob was also shot while lying down]

【This month's bill is estimated to leave him without a place to live】

[Sound transmission +10 (current sound transmission: 100)]

[The sound transmission reaches 100, activate the 100-kilometer sound transmission, and you can tell anyone what you want to say within 100 kilometers].