Meiman: Weaving Myths, Starting From Urban Legends

Marvel universe.

New York.

After sending off the three "believers" members, Chu Mu also immediately withdrew from Origin Castle.

He looked at the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] boiling in the big pot in the kitchen, and he was not at ease leaving this thing at home. After all, he has always paid great attention to gas safety.

"Yes!"

soon.

Chu Mu thought of a solution.

He found a large cauldron in his storage room, then chopped up his mahogany dining table, and went back to the source with [Special Creation Hatching Egg] and a bunch of other things.

Definitely don't feel bad about the dining table. According to the warehouse situation of S.H.I.E.L.D, wooden furniture is not liked by others, so Chu Mu will move a little home every now and then.

Have you seen this house of more than 170 square meters? It doesn't cost a penny to decorate it.

"Bazibazi~"

Chu Mu set up a large iron pot in the palace of Origin Castle, and then put the 【Special Creation Hatching Egg】into it, and boiled it here, no, it is absolutely safe to incubate the 【Special Creation Hatching Egg】, definitely not If there is any hidden gas hazard, it will not be reported by neighbors or patronized by thieves.

After confirming that the 【Special Creation Hatching Egg】was constantly bubbling in the big iron pot, Chu Mu also withdrew from Origin Castle again. He didn’t know that the three members of the Mist Council, who were so tall, were actually caught by the great [Fate] The Lord used it as a kitchen, what a wonderful look they would make.

"Set off!"

Chu Mu fished out a few normal eggs from the iron pot that was used to boil the [Special Creation Hatching Eggs] before, and then walked out of the room while eating the shelled eggs.

No need to squeeze the subway.

On the way to work, you don’t have to worry about perverted female students anymore. The streets of New York in broad daylight are quite dull, and there are fewer random incidents accompanied by black buddies lurking.

Once inside the gate of S.H.I.E.L.D.

You can see that the faces of colleagues in other departments are also filled with happy smiles, and none of the migrant workers will be absent from their jobs on this day of pay.

Even the agents are no exception.

Chu Mu even saw some physically disabled agents, even with crutches, would come to the department building to punch cards [as if they were afraid that the financial department of S.H.I.E.L.D would think that they had died with honor.

"Actually, we have the option of putting our salary in the bank card." The payroll staff in the financial department seriously reminded almost every agent who chose to receive cash.

"Thanks, but I prefer 20 to smell the ink."

"I don't want my ex-wife to be able to take more alimony from me."

"I'm a person in the technical department, I know how easy it is to calculate and change bank data, don't fool me, there is no safer way to receive salary than cash in this world.

In S.H.I.E.L.D.

There are not a few people who choose to receive their wages in cash.

Who has the least trust in official institutions of the United States.

That must definitely count the internal staff of the official agency of the United States. All other conspiracy theorists have to stand aside. Only the staff of the official agency know that some conspiracy theories are not just conspiracy theories.

"How to hide your own money is nothing less than a kind of exercise for our agent." Chu Mu also declined the financial staff's proposal to let him choose the salary card method.

His reason is very professional. If it wasn't for the financial staff who recognized him as the "King of Fishing", the financial staff in charge of paying wages might really believe it.

"Have you received your salary?"

Chu Mu returned to the office of the supernatural processing department with a thick envelope, and he saw two colleagues who had arrived at S.H.I.E.L.D earlier than himself.

"If I didn't have the fantastic experience yesterday, maybe I would still feel that I am an elite class...Hey, I understand why those rich people jumped off the building when they went bankrupt."

Jemma Simmons was reminiscing about yesterday's classic red wine, constantly typing something on the computer, Chu Mu thought she was working hard to finish the work.

result.

When I got closer, I realized that Gemma Simmons was chatting with her grandma during working hours.

Perhaps yesterday's experience increased Jemma Simmons' knowledge.

Jemma Simmons is telling her grandma about how she was a female agent in the FBI, how she used her identity as a female agent to sneak into a high level restaurant and capture Mexican spies

"The FBI doesn't care about arresting agents."

Chu Mu kindly reminded Jemma Simmons of the mistakes in some details.

"My grandma didn't know, she always thought that I was an agent of the FBI, and I would pose all kinds of poses to criminals like Charlie's Angels."

Jemma Simmons never looked back.

"So, have you ever been on a field trip?"

Leo was also typing on the keyboard, Chu Mu turned around and found out that he was actually making fake documents. It seems that this honest otaku has finally grown up

"I helped Phil Coulson take out the trash in the office, which should be counted as an outside job?" Jemma Simmons recalled the sun for a full three minutes that day.

"I really envy you, you can get high temperature subsidies while lying in the office." Don't look at Chu Mu who is fishing in the office all day, but his establishment has always been regarded as the field team of the supernatural department

"We're not lying down."

After Jemma Simmons and her grandma finished telling the story, she grabbed her mobile phone and rolled down the back of the seat, and began to read the latest Hollywood news on the mobile phone.

"This is lying down."

Jemma Simmons grabs another bucket of popcorn from the side.

"You guys learn so fast."

Chu Mu looked at his colleagues who already knew how to fish, and he praised the two of them with satisfaction, and he also returned to his work station to tidy up the desktop.

The clock on the wall is ticking.

time flies.

When it was about noon, the supervisor Phil Coulson walked into the office with heavy steps, and he saw the boring people in the office.

Leo Fitz is using his position to create a false identity.

Jemma Simmons is on the show.

Chu Mu has already counted the banknotes for the sixth time in idleness.

It's a fun atmosphere.

Let Phil Coulson feel that his department ... probably should probably not last long.

"Did none of you sort out last month's data?"

Phil Coulson reluctantly reminded everyone not to go too far, he couldn't understand why the three excellent S.H.I.E.L.D agents became what they are now in a short period of time.

"Wouldn't it be better if Grant came back and let him tidy up?"

Chu Mu doesn't like clerical work.

Um.

He doesn't like working.

"Yeah, as long as Chu tells Grant, Grant will definitely sort it out." Leo Fitz still firmly believes that Grant Ward is gay.

"good idea!"

Jemma Simmons put down the tablet computer in her hand and saw Phil Coulson looking over. She was obviously not used to being a qualified civil servant.

"I'm researching......aliens. After all, my position is life science research. Maybe the supernatural events we encounter in the future will involve aliens?"

Jemma Simmons didn't dare to show Phil Coulson the tablet because she was watching the American TV series "Doctor Alien", and the aliens in it don't have anything special except that they like to mess with their colleagues.

Phil Coulson sighed wearily.

"Grant won't be able to come back for a while, "We temporarily lost an excellent companion." Phil Coulson was really sorry when he mentioned Grant Ward.

after all.

The whole department looks like only Grant Ward will seriously work.

"Did he sacrifice!?"

Jemma Simmons' eyes widened in disbelief.

"Thank goodness."

Forehead.

Phil Coulson decided to pretend not to hear Chu Mu's exclamation. He knew that Chu Mu had always been annoyed by Grant Ward's enthusiasm, and he also wondered if there was something wrong with Grant Ward's orientation

"Temporarily, just temporarily, Grant is still alive, but the injury is serious." Phil Coulson sighed and talked about the reason for Grant Ward's serious injury.

"The nuclear power plant on the island country blew up again. At that time, Grant was collecting folklore on Radiant Island. You should be able to see related news this afternoon.

It can only be said that Phil Coulson used the word "again" very spiritually.

"I was bombed by the nuclear power plant and didn't die!"

Leo Fitz looked incredible.

Jemma Simmons was also directly taken astray, she showed a stunned expression, "Oh my god, this... so Grant is the Superman of our department!"

The astonishment of the two made Phil Coulson's face full of black lines. He looked at Chu Mu, as if he was waiting for Chu Mu to give a sharp comment that made him feel heartbroken.

However.

Chu Mu did not speak.

This made Phil Coulson very relieved. I think Chu Mu is more sympathetic to what happened to Grant Ward. I don’t know, Chu Mu of At the moment is actually thinking, the nuclear power plant in the island country exploded once again, should he put a [Godzilla] in the island country or put in [Sadako] or [Fu Jiang] instead?

Nuclear radiation caused decedent souls to mutate, and because of the mysterious recovery, those souls became evil spirits that wreaked havoc on the world, seems to be an explanation that can barely be explained in the past?

"Grant is not in the nuclear power plant. Don't you two use your brains to think about why you go to the nuclear power plant to collect Japanese folklore?"

"He was just affected by the earthquake caused by the explosion of the nuclear power plant, and accidentally fell into the cesspit in the countryside together with the rural residents of the island country."

Phil Coulson hesitated and told the truth.

"????"

"????"

"????"

The three faces are dumbfounded.

"Will you be seriously injured if you fall into the cesspit?" Chu Mu felt that Phil Coulson might be bullying him for not going out to work.

"Yeah, even if Grant ate some...some indescribable things, shouldn't he be seriously injured and hospitalized?" Jemma Simmons had a weird expression.

"Is there a water monster in the cesspit?"

This was the only possibility Leo Fitz could think of.

Phil Coulson regretted speaking about Grant Ward, but facing three puzzled faces, he hesitated to tell what happened to Grant Ward

"The country folk who fell in with him at the time were mowing the grass in the field, holding a scythe in their hands, and then accidentally cut a large gash in Grant's arm when he fell in."

Phil Coulson also felt that such an encounter was too unlucky, "Because of the serious infection of the wound, Grant Ward needed to face amputation surgery."

There was a few seconds of silence in the office.

"This is too miserable."

Gemma Simmons had some sympathy for Grant Ward. She only thought that Grant Ward could be elected as the most unlucky person in the Guinness Book of Records this year.

Forehead.

All right.

as agent grant ward

He couldn't even participate in this kind of selection, and couldn't even get a Guinness certificate. It always seemed that Grant Ward was even more unlucky.

"Hopefully he gets better soon."

Although Leo Fitz was terrified of being gay, he also felt that Grant Ward had nothing to criticize except that he was annoying.

"Will he come back?"

Chu Mu is more concerned about whether Grant Ward will come back to bother him, which is related to whether he needs to take a day to throw fantasy creations at Grant Ward's house.

"Don't worry, the technical department has recently made some new research results, and it may be possible to install a mechanical arm for Grant that will not affect his life and work."

Phil Coulson obviously misunderstood what Chu Mu meant, and he glanced at Chu Mu with great relief.

"Robot arm? Cool~"

Leo Fitz suddenly felt that this might be a blessing in disguise for Grant Ward, which man could refuse an extremely cool mechanical arm.

"Does he need to amputate his left hand or his right hand?"

Chu Mu suddenly asked a question.

Phil Coulson froze.

"I get it! You want to say that if his right hand was amputated, he wouldn't be able to do it at night, right? After all, it hurts to use a mechanical arm.

Jemma Simmons doesn't look like a serious girl in her bones.

It wasn't just Phil Coulson who was stunned.

Chu Mu and Leo Fitz were also 797 stunned.

Heaven can learn from it.

Chu Mu was just wondering if HYDRA would install the Winter Soldier's manipulator on Grant Ward. How could he have expected such an association from Jemma Simmons.

"I do not know her."

Chu Mu's tone was very serious.

"I don't know her very well either."

Leo Fitz turned his head and pretended to type the code again.

Only the world where Phil Coulson doesn't know what to say is achieved. Seeing that Jemma Simmons also showed a dead expression, Phil Coulson could only help change the subject.

"Chu, you need to go on a field trip later, after all, you are the only one left in our team, and cases of missing persons often occur beside the interstate highway in this area.

"A total of 26 cases of disappearance, no body, no trace of anyone, the local police classified the case as a case of teenagers running away from home."

"However, I still think it is necessary for us to investigate and rule out whether it is the cause of supernatural events." Phil Coulson handed Chu Mu a stack of documents.

"In the activity area before the disappearance of the twenty-six citizens, there is only one bar where hippies often gather. You may be able to focus on understanding the situation there. 11

Phil Coulson gave some field advice.

However.

"Can I refuse? I think it is very necessary for me to visit Grant. As colleagues, it is necessary to buy some fruits and flowers to visit the sick."

In fact, Chu Mu wanted to ask Grant Ward whether the lack of an arm shadow would affect his field work.

"Didn't you get paid today? Maybe you can take this survey as an entertainment to celebrate the salary, that is, go to the bar to ask about the situation or something.

Phil Coulson obviously thought of how to fool Chu Mu into going out to work, and he described the beauty of going out to Chu Mu in a slightly encouraging tone.

"Drink some wine, eat something, chat with the bartender at the bar, you can relax, don't worry, all drinks and consumption S.H.I.E.L.D will reimburse you."

have to say.

Phil Coulson clearly knows the art of leadership.

Chu Mu was really moved.

"Sounds good. But can you give me the money first? I don't think the word reimbursement sounds very reliable." Chu Mu showed the caution that an agent should have.

Anyone in the family who has been on a business trip should understand this caution.

Phil Coulson didn't know how many times he was speechless today, what else could he say, he just took Chu Mu to his office and opened the drawer in the office.

There are stacks of banknotes neatly placed inside, and each banknote is brand new as if it just left the factory.

"I'm superficial!"

Chu Mu exclaimed after seeing the banknote.

"?"

Phil Coulson was taken aback by Chu Mu's surprise again. He looked at him with doubts... Chu Mu, who was once outstanding, he thought could be trained as a successor.

"So we S.H.I.E.L.D can legally print counterfeit banknotes!"

Chu Mu was like discovering a new world, which made Phil Coulson feel very uneasy. .