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“Then what else do you rummage through in the fridge, the water bath and the oil bath are in front”

Saying that, his eyelids had closed, Fu Wei was just about to move, and he opened it coldly: “Oh, don’t let the supervisor know when you use it, after all, we are generally not allowed to cook by ourselves.” Then the microwave oven behind test bench number three has not been used, if you have a diaphragm you will use that. Let’s make do with it, who said there was an accident today?”

Fu Wei nodded.

“Okay, you do it first, I’ll rest for a while.”

Saying that, he yawned and saw that Zhou Gong had gone.

Fu Wei went to the refrigerator to rummage, washed a few eggs first, and then put them in the microwave.

Seeing this scene, Rao Lu Guotao in the recording room couldn’t help but twitch at the corner of his eye.

Lu Wan on the side couldn’t help but hold her forehead: “Oh my God, the microwave can’t heat eggs!” ”

A staff member next to him was obviously a life idiot, and asked curiously: “What will happen if it is added ~ hot?” ”

“Yes”

That’s right, it will blow up!

On the screen, Fu Wei, who had just turned around to go to the refrigerator to be busy, had not long left, and the microwave oven behind him roared, and the bursting roar directly shocked Huazi lying on the sofa.

The sleepy brain didn’t have time to think about why there was only an explosion, nor did it react to why the sound was so close to the laboratory in the depths of the site.

“Groove? Did someone call in? ”

He almost bounced up, and when he jumped up, he wanted to press the alarm, and his hand was halfway out before he reacted, and the sound seemed a little familiar.

Then as soon as he turned his head, he saw Fu Wei standing at the door with an embarrassed face, the expression on his face mixed with some dazedness in timidity.

His gaze followed Fu Wei to look behind him, looking at the messy room, he was stunned.

“You, you, you! Didn’t you say you could cook? ”

Fu Wei was also embarrassed at this time, who had thought that cooking a meal would actually make such a big move: “I, I thought I would do it.” ”

“But why would you think about heating eggs in the microwave?”

“I don’t know if I can’t~”

Fu Wei has superb technology and top-notch knowledge, but he has been a life idiot since he was a child.

I’ve never cooked, and I don’t want to make a bomb for the first time I cook.

Hanako was blocked and almost didn’t mention it in one breath.

At this moment, there was actually a dense sound of footsteps outside the door, which sounded like an army exercise, neat and urgent.

Knock knock!

“Researcher Fu Wei and Li Hua, what’s the situation, is it a ghost of the containment?”

“What’s going on inside now, are you still safe?”

“How is the anomaly behaved?”

Three questions in a row directly numbed the two people in the house, and the two looked at each other, eager to find a crack to get into.

“What do you say? Say we cooked and made a bomb out? ”

Huazi wanted to cry without tears: “If this is the case, maybe people will directly transfer us to the military industry development department.” It’s over, my Huazi’s famous name is ruined in the hands of your kid. ”

That expression can be said to be how funny and funny it is.

And the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing at this time.

“Groove ~ hahahahaha~”

“I’m laughing to death!”

“Eighteen years old, a bomberman.”

“I thought that not being able to eat for two days was unlucky enough, but I didn’t think that there would be more unlucky.”

“But why microwave hot eggs explode, I don’t know.”

No one expected that the first time they looked at the daily life of a researcher, they would see such an outrageous picture.

After Lu Wan laughed, she also acted as a popular science:

“Microwave ovens use their internal magnetrons to convert electrical energy into microwaves that penetrate food at an oscillation frequency of 2450MHz to heat.”

“Because the heating method of the microwave oven is different from the open flame heating method, when the egg is heated in the microwave oven, due to the obstruction of the shell and inner membrane, the internal water vapor cannot be released to the outside world. When the water vapor accumulates, the inside of the egg will explode due to excessive pressure. Poof~Sorry~”

Seeing this scene, even Lu Guotao shook his head with a smile.

At this time, on the screen, Huazi and Fu Wei experienced the first death — social death in their lives.

Because the explosion just now was too violent, and this area was originally a residential area, after the explosion, the researchers and technicians from the surrounding areas rushed to the scene as soon as possible.

Therefore, when the door was opened by Hanako, there was not only a pair of heavily armed guards, but also researchers standing all the way in the corridor, exchanging heads and ears, tiptoeing.

Crunch~ The door opens!

Yikes!

The guards turned their muzzles in unison! Embattled!

The first time they were blocked by a dozen guns, the backs of the two were instantly wet with cold sweat!

“Researchers Fu Wei and Li Hua, please answer the question, what just happened!”

Huazi’s legs and feet were a little unfavorable at this time, and she said loudly with a trembling mouth: “Report, we just used the microwave to heat up and heat the eggs!” ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene instantly fell into a strange silence.

One second

Two seconds

Three seconds!

The people present instantly boiled, and the overwhelming laughter resounded throughout the residential area.

“Hahaha~ Lying groove!”

“I died laughing.”

“Brother, you are really talented.”

“I predict that this event will definitely be selected for the SCP Foundation’s collection of the best mistakes of the year, and it will definitely be far ahead of the curve and become the number one joke of the year!” Hahaha~”

“Hahaha~ What was the first last year?” It’s up.”

“Poof~”

So, some researchers were hungry and crazy, and the explosion caused by heating eggs in the microwave spread throughout the base in an instant! Everywhere it passes, there is laughter.

In an instant, the entire base was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

The next half hour was the darkest half hour in Fu Wei and Huazi’s lives.

They were questioned by security personnel, then by the minister, and finally by James.

“Good, good, good, good!”

James watched the two grit his teeth, he had just finished field work and was in the laboratory, but he was startled by an explosion, and he thought that which containment had failed.

I ran out in a panic, and when I heard it, I realized that someone had caused the explosion by heating eggs in the microwave.

At that time, he laughed and joked with his colleagues, saying that the instructor of this institute must also be an idiot, and it didn’t take long for him to be slapped in the face.

It turns out that the idiot is himself! (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

“Because you two are still top scientists, you don’t understand any common sense!”

Huazi and Fu Wei pulled their heads, eager to find a crack to get into.

James waved his arms excitedly, spitting all over the place.

Looking at the two unlucky eggs, it was angry.

“Well, now that everyone knows that the researcher I brought out by James did such a stupid thing, who can’t laugh at me when he sees it?”

As soon as the words fell, a doctor walked over to him.

“Look who this is? The father of the new energy bomb maker and the spiritual mentor of the annual bizarre behavior champion, James is a fool? Hahaha~”

Gaa

James crushed the test tube in his hand, and Fu Wei and Huazi on the side did not dare to come out.

James took two deep breaths and looked at the two angrily:

“Whew~ roll, go write a review and do volunteer work!” I don’t want to see you both right now! ”

He was afraid that if he looked at it twice, it would explode!

The words fell, and the two ran away as if they were fleeing.

As soon as the picture turned, the two sat in the cafeteria eating with a depressed face, whether they were passing by, doubts were idle talk, and they were talking about them both in and out of words.

There were even a bold one who directly stepped forward to joke, which made the two of them annoyed.

Ask for flowers

“Today’s cafeteria seems to be back to normal, and I don’t know what this abnormality is.”

Hanako picked up a piece of green pepper, looked at it twice, and swallowed it.

There were also two seniors on the side, and one replied when he heard this: “What about the information that is known now, this should be an anomaly of the scope of cognitive harm.” ”

Another added: “It should be no harm to people – well, of course you eat houttuynia is not harmful – the preliminary judgment should be S or E, depending on whether it will run away.” Are you two interested in this? ”

“No, who would be interested in this thing? Research whether you can change to other flavors and eat the most palatable dish at the lowest price? ”

Hua Zi and Fu Wei both looked grim, and they hated this culprit to the bone!

“Fortunately, it’s finally over?”

Huazi chewed the green pepper in his mouth, his expression suddenly became strange, and when he saw it, Fu Wei, who was eating rice, was also stunned.

The two spat out the food in their mouths at the same time.

After a while, a voice containing anger resounded throughout the base:

“Which grandson turned the food into canned herring!”

At this point, this crisis caused by the houttuynia crisis, after several twists and turns, finally ended.

However, the wave of canned herring seems to have spread again.

At this moment, the recorders in the recording room looked at each other.

It’s really a record of this kind of accident, and the sense of contrast brought about is too strong.

One second, the SCP Foundation gave everyone the feeling that it was still those mysterious organizations that faced crazy and terrifying existences at all times, and this second the SCP Foundation became a funny group of people.

This cheerful atmosphere is relaxed, but it is also prone to unreality.

However, everyone also knows that the working members of these bases, in their spare time, are not as lifeless as everyone thinks, on the contrary, they are also willing to do some behaviors that can delight themselves under limited conditions.

Perhaps, as Dr. James said earlier.

In this high-pressure environment, this is one of the few ways not to make yourself crazy

Immediately after, the screen fell into a brief darkness.

Knowing that this is a transition, everyone has long been accustomed to it.

When the picture reappeared, Fu Wei was wearing a white coat and in a relatively bright office.

Not only him, but also an old acquaintance in the office – Ham.

Dr. Hamm sat on the chair, holding the coffee, and looked at Fu Wei with a smile: “How is it?” How do you feel about becoming a celebrity at the base overnight? ”

Fu Weiren was numb, and his toes were embarrassed to pull out a set of three rooms and a living room, and said with a bitter smile: “Don’t tease me, I am laughed at everywhere I go now.” ”

“Hahaha~” sub. ”

Fu Wei was stunned: “Doesn’t the foundation allow members to get married?” ”

“But it’s not forbidden to fall in love? Imagine handsome men and beautiful women feeding each other in the cafeteria, gee, how romantic! ”

It was almost the most romantic scene Dr. Hamm could think of.

Fu Wei thought of the newly appeared canned food of herring, and then thought of feeding each other with his sister while eating this thing.

Vomit~

“Well, Dr. Hamm, please tell me about today’s mission.”

Fu Wei is still a rigorous person in the end.

Dr. Hamm shook his head with a smile and handed him a document.

Seeing Fu Wei so solemn, he added with a smile: “Take it easy, this time the mission is not dangerous. ”

Fu Wei: “The last time the mentor said the same. ”

He was referring to SCP-106.

“Ahem~ That time was just an accident, and there is absolutely no danger this time.”

Everyone finally saw the number of the document proudly.

[Project Name: Just a Girl Gaia Maru].