Memory retrospective program, the foundation was exposed

Looking at the series of black histories about Brother Cheng in the live broadcast room, Zhao Qidong, who has always been calm, is a little unsure.

He subconsciously looked back and said with a strange expression: “It’s not so outrageous, right? ”

Everyone else also looked at Lu Guotao, in case he was really such an unreliable guy, it would not be good to have a live broadcast accident later.

Lu Guotao gritted his teeth, and it was a little difficult to ride a tiger for a while.

After hesitating, he still said decisively: “Let’s start!” ”

With so many candidates, how could he have the opportunity to pick and choose?

Soon, as Zhang Cheng was put on the Three Birthstones, everyone in the live broadcast room also stopped.

Wow~

Before the picture appeared, there was a noisy sound on the screen, as if there were many people in the hall, and there were all kinds of sounds.

Bang!

As soon as the picture lit up, there was a sound of slamming the plate.

“If you come up with fried watermelon with apples, fried peppers in mooncakes, and braised pork with strawberries.” Zhang Cheng, who had just finished the experiment, almost dropped his chopsticks: “I’ll go to the supervisor to declare and ask if I can blow up this damn canteen!” ”

Behind the dining window, a blonde and blue-eyed, but the five big and three thick white aunts’ eyelids did not jump, and looked at Zhang Cheng contemptuously: “Love to eat or not!” ”

“Depend, damn bitch!”

One sentence made Zhang Cheng break his defense.

“Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, don’t be like this.”

The companions on the side quickly hugged Zhang Cheng.

“! He only deserves to eat pig food! ”

Zhang Cheng scolded and flicked his sleeves.

Seeing this scene, Rao and Lu Guotao were a little stunned.

Good guy, come up and spray?

In the picture, Zhang Cheng is wearing a white coat unique to the researcher, but the nameplate on his chest reads Site-37.

He is about one meter and seven or five meters tall, with broken hair, and his appearance is ordinary, but he is still spiritual.

If it weren’t for the terrifying opening picture, maybe you could get a sunny and cheerful evaluation.

It’s just that now, everyone has seen this guy’s prickly side.

After choosing some meals with a few colleagues, the three of them found a seat and sat down.

Looking at the dark dishes on the plate, Zhang Cheng shrugged his nose and wanted to cry without tears: “I really can’t hold on for a day.” ”

The slightly wealthy researcher on the side sighed: “Hey, who let the chefs of the Federation take a leave.” ”

Saying that, he handed Zhang Cheng a bun: “Nuo, where did the only remaining federal pastry master grab it, let’s make do with it.” ”

“Or are you good to me~”

Zhang Cheng took the bun, took a bite, raised his eyebrows, and shouted behind him: “No, Master Yang, why is this bun not as delicious as yesterday?” ”

Master Yang behind the window also wondered: “No, this is yesterday’s bun.” ”

Zhang Cheng’s face turned green.

He put down the bun he had taken a bite and was about to eat two bites of the dish, but when he saw the strawberry braised pork in the bowl, his face turned dark, and he turned his head and nibbled on the bun.

“I kind of get it, I’m so fooled!”

“At the beginning, the foundation said that the good food was wrapped, and the master would bring it when it entered the base, but after coming, he ate these things all day, and the master did the same.”

The two colleagues also sighed, it was clear that their life at the foundation was miserable.

When the meal was almost the same, the three of them each lit a cigarette, and before they took two sips, Zhang Cheng seemed to see an acquaintance, changed his bitter expression, and waved his hand excitedly: “Sister Qian, here and here ~~”

Not far away, a lady with a beautiful figure and good appearance was startled when she heard the shout, and after looking around, she saw the cheerful Zhang Cheng, her face changed, and she quickly walked over like a thief.

“Sister Qian, are you coming to the cafeteria to eat?”

“Oh, it’s done early, give~”

Saying that, Zhang Cheng handed the other party a document, and Sister Qian took it gladly, and after looking at it a few times, said gratefully: “Thank you so much.” ”

Then gritted his teeth: “I owe you a favor, don’t hesitate to ask for anything.” ”

“Really?”

Zhang Cheng’s eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said straightforwardly: “You are my girlfriend, right?” ”

Sister Qian’s body trembled: “Just because I owe you two.” ”

Zhang Cheng was anxious: “But, you are so beautiful, what should I do if I am moved?” ”

Sister Qian followed the seduction and explained: “If you like a girl, you can’t just look at her appearance. ”

“I know!” Zhang Cheng is righteous.

“You have to look at your appearance.” Sister Qian said quietly.

Saying that, he ran away without looking back.

Poof~

The two companions finally couldn’t hold back their laughter.

This scene directly made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.

“Groove! Hahaha~”

“I’m making a fool of everyone.”

“God owes you two, laugh me to death~”

Not only the live broadcast room, but also the atmosphere in the recording room at this time is also very strange, staring at the screen one by one and laughing, holding back very uncomfortable.

“Alas~”

Lu Guotao sighed, he already regretted it.

On the screen, for the other party’s reaction, Zhang Cheng sighed and sat down with a sooth expression: “In the three months since I came to the base, I failed to confess for the seventeenth time.” ”

Just then, the deputy supervisor and the canteen manager came over.

The manager of the cafeteria was a fat man, panting after not taking a few steps, he came to a few people and said with a smile: “I heard from the staff that someone reacted to the dishes we tested and did not have an appetite?” ”

Upon hearing this, Zhang Cheng, who was already angry, spat bitterly: “It’s not only unappetizing, it’s simply hard to swallow.” ”

“Do you know how tired we researchers are from dealing with anomalies all day? Just eat this kind of thing, what if your hands shake when you do the experiment and release the abnormality? ”

There was some truth in this, but the deputy supervisor still looked calm and did not move: “Then collect more money.” ”

Zhang Cheng argued: “At the very least, the meat and vegetables must be eaten by people!” You see what this is! ”

Saying that, he raised the strawberry braised pork on the plate to see who could still eat it?

However, the deputy supervisor just doesn’t want to spend money.

He glanced up at the canteen manager, and immediately understood the other side: “Meat dishes are okay, can any kind of meat do?” ”

This question is actually as long as meat or poultry meat is OK, beef, mutton or pork or chicken and fish can also be.

As a result, before Zhang Cheng could answer, the white aunt who choked him before poked her head out: “Manager, we will deal with the D grade alone.” ”

Zhang Cheng and the two colleagues didn’t react at first, but when they reacted, their faces turned green in an instant.

The cafeteria manager was also scared half to death, and quickly explained: “Don’t listen to her, there is absolutely no such thing, I have no intention of working against the ethics committee.” ”

Seeing this scene, everyone in the live broadcast room found it interesting.

“Could it be that the SCP Foundation also grasps morality internally?”

Lu Guotao rubbed his beard, and he was quite moved in his heart.

To be honest, after seeing the SCP Foundation’s ability and the world they faced, Lu Guotao’s three views were inevitably tested.

For example, the treatment of D-level personnel, such as memory clearing technology as a means of eliminating impressions, and even the use of abnormal abilities, if these things are deeply studied and put into normal society, they will definitely cause unprecedented impact. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

On the screen, the canteen manager finally had to give a promise: “Let the federal masters come back as soon as possible.” ”

The base is so big, there is no air barrier at all.

Soon, Zhang Cheng’s heroic deeds of successfully forcing the canteen manager to compromise spread out.

At this time, Zhang Cheng walked towards the laboratory with a confused face.

Coming to the door of the laboratory, he took a few deep breaths very solemnly and exhaled, adjusted his expression, and pushed the door in.

To everyone’s surprise, the laboratory of Zhang Cheng’s department was not as sophisticated as Fu Wei before, and there were not even a few decent instruments.

It’s more of an office than a laboratory, and it’s a very postmodern kind.

Because you can see an image of Jehovah enshrined on the wall, but fucking up there is an incense burner below that is obviously dedicated to the federal gods.

In front of the incense burner, a guy in a white coat in the style of a doctor is standing in front of the incense burner, chattering about incense.

“Ahem~ teacher.”

Zhang Cheng coughed lightly, and the other party’s action of Shangxiang was slightly sluggish, and then he turned around after completing a set of procedures.

The man Mo is about fifty years old, has a very windy Mediterranean hairstyle, and his slightly greasy face is full of anger and disgust written at this time:

“Today is already three days, what about the experiment assigned to you?”

Zhang Cheng trembled slightly, and forced out a smile: “Teacher, I said when I first entered the foundation, I don’t stay up late.” ”

“Don’t stay up late, you obviously said that you can stay up late!”

“Yes, I can stay up late, but I can’t stay up late to work!”

Bang!

The Doctor slammed the table so angrily that Jehovah on the wall shook suit: “Bastard! You think I don’t know why you went? Zhang Qian’s project I can see with my eyes closed is your kid’s masterpiece! ”

“Ahem, what, it’s not because I’m united”

Looking at the doctor’s almost murderous eyes, Zhang Cheng swallowed his saliva and said helplessly: “Teacher, you know, I am not good at those projects!” ”

“Not good at it? What are you good at? When licking dogs? ”

Seeing his student’s decaying face, Dr. Liu knew that this kid must not lick again, but he couldn’t bear to continue to hit him, and changed to a softer tone to exhort:

“I know you weren’t happy when I forcibly recruited you, but since you came in, you have to have a beginning and an end. Do you know, just because of you boy, I have been ridiculed by my colleagues for half a year now! ”

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“Expulsion from the foundation?” Zhang Cheng’s eyes lit up.

“(Hello King No) Hmph, think beautiful, didn’t you talk to that British beauty in the cafeteria? I’ll punish you to work as a temporary worker in the cafeteria!” ”

Recalling that tank model, Zhang Cheng sensibly did not refuse again.

“Hmph, that’s pretty much it. Okay, come and pour incense into your master, and ask him to keep our group’s work going smoothly. ”

Saying that, Dr. Liu’s only remaining hair flicked and left directly.

Zhang Cheng walked over with a piece of incense and scolded, staring at the Lord as if he was angry and said: “Damn, you a foreign immortal also smokes federal cigarettes?” ”

When a female colleague heard this, she kindly reminded: “People and sects also burn incense, but they usually use frankincense. ”

Zhang Cheng smiled: “Do you want to give him a huazi?” Frankincense smokes too much, doesn’t God cough? ”

The female colleague glared at him angrily: “Your second-hand smoke people don’t cough when they smoke?” ”

“Put a cigarette in his mouth.” Zhang Cheng is righteous.

“Unreasonable!”

The female colleague left in a huff.

And the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing and couldn’t stand up straight.

“Damn, this guy is really a talent.”

“I kind of understand why he’s so well-known.”

“With the power of one person, he has deviated from the Foundation’s painting style, which is awesome!”

In the recording room, the staff did not laugh, did not laugh, and their faces were red one by one.

In the end, I didn’t hold back my laughter.

For a while, there was a jovial atmosphere everywhere.

Only Zhao Qidong showed curiosity:

“What the hell did this guy get?”