Men and women eating in the courtyard

Chapter 48 My Chicken.

Seeing that Xu Damao stopped shouting, everyone in the courtyard became quiet and looked at him.

Li Xuewu asked Xu Damao, "Where do you care where the chicken comes from? Your family has lost its chicken, so people across the country can't eat chicken tonight?"

Xu Damao wanted to explain but couldn't: "I".

I couldn't explain myself, so I had to look for help from the third uncle who always took advantage of me.

The third uncle coughed and said to Silly Zhu: "Silly Zhu, if Xu Damao wants to know, just tell him. Your heart is selfless and the world is broad."

Seeing that Li Xuewu was backing him, He Yuzhu made up a lie: "I bought it from the vegetable market."

The third uncle held up his sleeves and asked on the ground: "Which vegetable market is it? Is it Dongdan Vegetable Market or Chaoyang Vegetable Market?"

This is to dig a hole for Sha Zhu, limiting the scope of Sha Zhu’s lies.

Li Xuewu looked at the third uncle in amusement, otherwise he would say that a scholar kills without a knife.

He Yuzhu stared and continued to lie: "Chaoyang Wet Market."

The third uncle thought that he would catch you, and said with certainty: "This is not right. If you take a bus from our place to the Chaoyang wet market, the fastest round trip will take forty minutes, not counting your purchase. It’s time to kill chickens, when did you get off work?”

Qin Huairu listened nervously to Sha Zhu's defense. She wanted Sha Zhu to admit stealing the chicken when asked, but she also didn't want to lose this "big brother".

I was secretly worried that Sha Zhu would fall into the pit, but I couldn't say a word to remind him.

Silly Zhu was speechless when he was asked, what did he say? He said he didn't steal it, the joke was over, he said he stole it and felt wronged.

Xu Damao and his wife were secretly proud.

At this time, the second uncle took the opportunity to put a bigger pot on Silly Zhu, and said provocatively: "There may be another possibility. The chicken in this casserole is not from Xu Damao's family. Doesn't everyone know this? Shazhu is the cook in the canteen of our third steel rolling mill. Maybe he was brought back by Shazhu from this canteen."

This sounds like he is helping Sha Zhu out of trouble, but in fact it is to confirm that Sha Zhu is guilty of a bigger crime. There is a chief of the public security unit listening in front of him.

Of course He Yuzhu is unwilling to take on this responsibility.

"Hey, hey, don't talk about that. Stealing a chicken from him is fine. Stealing a chicken from the factory is called stealing public property. We won't have a meeting here, but a denouncement meeting for the whole factory. Don't talk about it."

The third uncle said in a sinister tone: "Well, it depends. When you get off work every day, you leave a net bag with you, and put a lunch box in the net bag. What is in the lunch box?"

You can’t control it, but you can’t!

The third uncle's family has long been envious of this. Every time he sees Qin Huairu go home to get Silly Zhu's lunch box, and hears Qin Huairu's three children bragging about how big a deal they are, they have been putting up with it for a long time.

However, we can't go to Shazhu's house to fight with Qin Huairu. The name is not justified and the words are not right. Every time he hears Sophora japonica saying this is delicious and that is delicious, the third uncle feels like he has lost 100 million.

The third uncle's life creed is that if you don't pick up money when you go out, it will be regarded as lost money.

Those who pick up dung have to punch it with their fingers to taste the saltiness when passing through the door.

Li Xuewu nodded at the table in front of the third uncle and said: "Third uncle, there must be something wrong with you when you said that Silly Zhu didn't have time to buy chickens. In other words, you support the view that Silly Zhu stole the chickens."

The third uncle heard Li Xuewu's words and nodded: "Yes, I can't tell the origin, but I just stole Xu Damao's property."

Li Xuewu turned to Xu Damao and asked, "Is your chicken a rooster or a hen?"

Xu Damao said with certainty: "Of course it's a hen. It was given to me by the village cadres when I went to the Red Star Commune to show the movie. I still keep it for my wife to use for lactation."

Li Xuewu ignored his messy words and asked again: "Are you sure it's a hen?"

Xu Damao looked at Li Xuewu as if he were a fool, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he replied firmly: "Sure."

Li Xuewu opened the lid of the casserole on the table, pulled out the chicken head from underneath and asked Xu Damao, "Does your hen have a comb?"

Xu Damao was dumbfounded. There was indeed a small cockscomb on the chicken's head.

The chicken was obviously killed before it was fully grown. Silly Zhu even put the chicken head in the cavity when making it.

Lou Xiao'e didn't believe it and stepped forward to take a look.

Silly Zhu came to his senses at this moment. He stuck out his big mouth and grinned: "Lou Xiao'e, you can't tell the difference between a rooster and a hen. No wonder they have to lay eggs. Is Xu Damao a hen who can't step on eggs?" "

"You bastard you!"

Lou Xiao'e's face turned red at this moment and she cursed Silly Zhu.

Half of this blushing was because my family had wronged someone, and the other half was because I couldn't have a child.

But Lou Xiao'e was raised by her concubine since she was a child, and she didn't know how to curse. She learned this sentence from Xu Damao and only said it when she was in a hurry.

Silly Zhu was so proud that he didn't care about Lou Xiao'e's scolding, he just looked at Qin Huairu and smiled.

Qin Huairu was also very happy to see Si Zhu landing smoothly now, because her meal ticket was saved.

Li Xuewu glared at Shazhu, and Shazhu calmed down a little.

Ignoring Silly Zhu, Li Xuewu said to the second uncle again: "You said Silly Zhu's chicken came from the steel rolling mill. Do you have any evidence? It's okay. If you say it today, I will arrest him."

Upon hearing this, Shazhu was dumbfounded.

Damn it, brother, you are crazy!

I am one of my own!

Me, I am a fool!

The second uncle was also a little confused. When had the evidence been used by his three uncles to resolve the case? Once the three of them took action, Xiaoxiao felt ashamed and would inevitably admit guilt and accept punishment.

Li Xuewu looked at the second uncle and said nothing. He nodded at the enamel tea jar he received as a reward from the steel rolling mill and said, "You are an old comrade. You must be responsible for what you say. You live in the same hospital, how can you say that to He Yuzhu? "

The third uncle was a primary school teacher and did not work in the steel rolling mill. Naturally, he was not afraid of Li Xuewu and asked: "Then where does his daily lunch box come from?"

"Do you care about you? Are you a teacher or a policeman?"

"I am the third uncle in this courtyard."

Li Xuewu's merciless words made the third uncle very embarrassed. He wanted to say a few words, but he couldn't say anything and only emphasized his identity.

Li Xuewu looked at the dissatisfied Yan Laokou and said to Shazhu: "He Yuzhu, did you hear that? From now on, when you come back from get off work every day, go to the third uncle's house to report what you brought and what you ate today."

Silly Zhu also knew how to compliment him, so he smiled and grinned and agreed: "I know, from now on I will go to the third uncle's house to report it when I go to the toilet in the middle of the night."

The third uncle was so angry that he rolled his eyes at the two men singing along.

Seeing that Li Xuewu settled the situation with the second uncle and the third uncle with a few words, and also rescued Si Zhu from the siege, Xu Damao was dumbfounded.

"Chief Li, my chicken is gone."

Depend on! Can you say this?

This is the case where your wife has no children.

Li Xuewu patted the lid of the casserole and said, "You saw this pot too. It's not your chicken. You called everyone out in such a big way and made such a big scene. Shouldn't you say something?"

Xu Damao didn't react for a moment, but the third uncle understood and pointed in the direction of Silly Zhu.

Only then did Xu Damao react and said to Silly Zhu with some embarrassment and reluctance: "Well, I wronged you, I'm sorry."

Silly Zhu chuckled and wanted to say something sarcastic, but when he saw Li Xuewu staring at him, he quickly put away his playful smile and said with a straight face, "It's also my reasons. I live in the front and back yard, so it's okay."

Seeing what Si Zhu said, Xu Damao looked at Li Xuewu again: "My chicken"

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