Meng Shen Love College

"Be my girlfriend or be my girlfriend to catch ghosts for me." He said, evil spirits full of evil intentions in his eyes.

I was stunned, what what?

The choice for me is to be my girlfriend... or to be my girlfriend to catch ghosts for me? The latter should be pretending to be my girlfriend. But the former is obviously not really his girlfriend, OK? !

Hmm... I have to think about it!

The former is obviously a painful rhythm. The former is naturally not his girlfriend on the surface, but a "girlfriend" he continues to control and tease, just like he said in the live broadcast that he wanted to chase me and anger their family. There was a lot of uproar, I was almost brought up for questioning by his parents, it was really harmful! people! Do not! shallow!

But although the latter is dangerous and the rhythm of death, it is obviously short-term pain!

As the saying goes, long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain. No one wants my aunt to have pain every day, so I still choose the latter decisively.

"I did it!" I made a decision right now!

"What are you doing~~~" He squinted at me and put his hand in his ear, "I can't hear~~~~"

I yelled into his ear: "I said I pretended to be your girlfriend to accompany you to catch ghosts~~~~~"

As soon as he twisted his eyebrows, he immediately covered his ears, and said angrily: "What do you do when you shout so loudly? I'm not deaf!"

I also replied unceremoniously: "Well, you said you couldn't hear it!"

"Cut." He made a fierce cry, and suddenly turned around and raised his hand to slap my head. I stretched my neck and slapped him generously, slap it, you're welcome, I am Xia Xiaolan generously, slap one, get one free.

His hands paused in the air, slowly clenched into fists, turned his face away dullly, and stopped talking.

I calmly took out the phone, and he immediately turned his face back: "Who are you looking for?!" The nasty tone seemed to be afraid that I would sue him with my godfather, and he immediately pointed to the tip of my nose, "I warn you! Don't give Anyone call! Otherwise I will throw your phone, believe it or not!"

"Believe~~~ What can't you do for Fusu?" I reached out and removed his hand pointing to the tip of my nose, "I called my dad, and he is still waiting for me."

"For uncle?" He looked at the phone in my hand, not from Xianyu, but from the world.

Although Fusu was a bastard, he called me either to feed or hey, and he was not looking straight at others, but he was still respectful to my dad. He was called Uncle.

I picked up the phone, and he squinted his eyes: "Tell him, you won't go back to sleep tonight."

My hand stiffened a bit. Can you say anything like this on this Christmas Eve night? I turned to look at him stiffly, his face flickering in the lights of the Christmas tree: "What do you mean?"

His eyes began to cool, staring at his surroundings: "That thing only came out in the middle of the night."

It turned out to have to wait until midnight!

No wonder!

I dialed the phone and found that there was no connection. I took a look at the phone, no! letter! number! I went, I remembered, Fusu was like a signal jammer the last time I went down to the earth with me! There is no signal on the cell phone by his side!

"Hello, uncle?"

Yep? what sound? !

I immediately looked at Fusu, he was actually calling!

How did he know my phone number!

By the way, he is a god...

"Xiaolan won't go back tonight, she wants to do something with me..."

"No! Dad! Dad! It's a task! Task!" I jumped anxiously, and Fu Su slapped my face with a slap: "Don't make a noise! ​​The adults talk and the children "plug in" something. I will send her off as soon as possible. Come back, you don't have to worry too much." After speaking, Fu Su hung up the phone.

I stared at him dumbfounded: "That's my dad, okay? You should also let me say!"

Fu Su pulled up his right eyebrow and looked at me with a wicked smile: "This is my phone, why should I use it for you? I'll inform you that it's good enough, and be your bait!"

After he finished speaking, he chuckled and looked at me with his hands around his chest and tugging.

Fusu is too hateful!

I lowered my face depressed and drank the "milk" tea, and Xue Jiangxi sucked the straw "snoring".

"We won't just wait like this." I didn't bother to look at him.

"Yes, just wait like this."

Idiot! Wait for the rabbit! This method is really stupid!

Two fools stood in the square, looking like a couple in a big winter, but they were waiting for a ghost without dating. What a ghost!

"Since it's midnight, can't you call me out later!" I held the "milk" teacup tightly in my hands. Even if Xianyu's clothes were warm, whoever was blown away by the wind could bear it, I am not a god, and the wind will go around.

"I want to take you out to blow the hair~~~ to blow the hair~~~" Fu Su actually sang on the side, so annoying!

"I'm hungry!" I shouted angrily!

He stretched out his hand and it turned out to be...fried chicken...

I twitched my eyebrows: "Doesn't you also have space for gods and demons..."

"Cut, that's the most basic equipment, idiot." He stuffed the fried chicken in my hand, I watched stiffly for a while, and sat on the seat under the Christmas tree. He also sat down with me, with a red scarf. Connecting between us, there was a little bit of white snow falling in the sky, I looked up in a daze, and there were screams around.

"Wow—it's beautiful—"

"There is really snow!"

Snowflakes are falling, and the LED lights are also dyed with various dreamy "colors". An advertisement flashed on the big screen in the square: Meet you at Wanda tonight, take him/her to see the snow...

This shouldn't be... artificial snowfall!

Why is it so romantic to be with Fusu, I am really depressed, and I feel that it is not as good to spend Valentine's Day with my girlfriend.

Fusu stretched out his hand, and the snowflakes fell in his palm and slowly melted: "Cut." He chuckled, "You humans are so funny, you are really excited when you know it's a fake."

"This is romance! Uncle!"

Fu Su immediately looked at me with a murderous expression on his face, and dropped one hand on the back of the chair behind me. He slowly turned sideways: "Xia Xiaolan, do you want to die?!"

I’ve already been sent to death here, and I was afraid that a chicken will die. I gnawed the fried chicken severely and looked at him with greasy mouth: "You are old, and you have forgotten what romance is like. We humans will be forever. It’s not a few times that I can be romantic, especially...I am not with the person I like when I run into a romantic scene!" I gritted my teeth and said, as a single **** at this time, I deeply understand that single **** want to break up. The hearts of lovers in the world.

He raised his eyebrows and looked at me for a while, then chuckled, "Hmph, you mean I can't be romantic."

I continued to gnaw on the drumsticks: "Who knows." I don't care if Fu Sulang is not romantic now. It's important to eat.

Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and snatched the chicken leg from my hand. I looked at him subconsciously. He turned his face sideways and began to bite. I immediately said, "I have eaten it!"

He glanced at me and stopped watching me continue to eat. I looked at him in amazement. He was eating as if he was thinking deeply. Is it Fusu tonight? Why doesn't it look like it.

I stretched out my hand, "pop!" "Touched" his forehead, he immediately opened it, and looked at me disgustedly: "What are you doing?! Your hands are full of oil!" As he said, he had already pulled out a wet wipe and wiped his forehead .

Fortunately, it is Fusu.

He wiped it for a while and suddenly looked at my mouth. He took out the disinfectant wipes and wiped my mouth with disgust. I immediately grabbed his wrist: "What are you doing?!"

"Get out of the way!" He shook off my hand and wiped my mouth irritably!

I immediately became angry: "Don't wipe it! Don't wipe it!" I pushed his hand away, but instead he blocked my hand with a bad face: "I tell you not to move!"

"I don't want to wipe it!" I fisted him directly, "Stay away from me!"

He was shocked, and when he stepped away, he also clasped my wrist, his black eyes squinted immediately, and his murderous aura rose: "You dare to hit me!"

I was furious, everything was awakened to my brain, I stared at him angrily: "Fusu! If it weren't for I can't beat you now! Now there is still a task to do! I would have beaten you long ago!"

He squinted at me for a while, and slowly let go of my hand. I didn't even think about it, and slapped it directly. With the strength of my whole body, the ring of the eternal guard also cut away the white and tender skin of his face.

He didn't hide, he still looked down at me with a wicked look, leaving a trace of blood on his face, and the blood slowly flowed over the corner of his mouth. He didn't care, just raised his hand to wipe it, and took a look. Chuckles: "Cut. Is it even now?" He looked at me draggingly, as if he was gifted me hitting him.

I squeezed my fist and turned back to stop looking at him. The task is important! I will endure! I am a person with a distinct company!

"Huh." He chuckled and turned and spread out on the back of the chair. "But a kiss~~ I don't know how many women want to go to bed with me Fusu."

I rolled my eyes and started again. Why are the boys' lines in Xianyu all the same? I stretched out my hand and "touched" the backpack, and found that I was not carrying it. I was stunned: "Qiankun bag!" When I muttered, the Qiankun bag had slowly emerged under my palm, lying down! This package actually has a summoning function.

I immediately took out the headphones from my bag and put them on. I don't want to listen to Fusu anymore. If there are scissors, I will definitely cut the scarf between me and him!

Slowly, a wet wipe stretched out!

I go! Fusu Virgo!

I took out the gun directly from the bag, and the wet wipes in front of me began to slowly retract. I took out the napkin and wiped the oil from my mouth. The earphones were suddenly torn off, which was his yelling: "We are evened~~ ~~"

"Hiss!" I covered my ears, and the sound rushed into my brain like Hong Zhong, buzzing, even if I covered my ears, his voice still "ringed" incessantly.

[We are evened~~~ We are evened~~~~ We are evened~~~~~~~~~~]

I really don't want to admit that we are even, but I have to say that he kissed me and I beat him, which is considered even. If I hold the hate any more, it is really my Xia Xiaolan hypocritical!

In fact, I have figured it out a long time ago, and it was just that I kissed him, and I was the one who earned it!

As he said, the girls in the fairyland lined up to be taken by him. Even if they were kissed by him, they would fly to the sky happily. By the way, they have already flown to the sky. That is to fly to the universe. Sue, none of them took a fancy.

Now, he was kissed by me!

That's right!

He was kissed by my Xia Xiaolan!

He is a true god!

I made it if I kissed it!