Meng Shen Love College

All the members of our small building were sitting on the sunken sofa again, and I was holding a pillow, because I was hungry again, and being hungry is the most annoying.

"Where's your brother?" Jiang Yan asked Maomao, and Maomao pointed upwards, and I immediately became happy: "I'm finally back!"

"No." Maomao's face moved, and looked at me apologetically, "My brother has packed up and is going to move over."

"Great!" Jiang Yan jumped up happily, and high-five with Qing Ming and Si Yinuo beside him.

I squinted: "What do you mean?"

The three of them immediately looked embarrassed, and they sat back on the sofa and started sucking his blood bag. Qing Ming went to look under the coffee table again. I said, what kind of baby is there that can't get bored all day long?

"Sister Xiaolan..." Si Yinuo said in a low voice, hiding behind Xiaobai, "So I don't like Senior Mo Ming... better... let the senior chase Sister Xiaolan..."

"That is absolutely impossible!"

Yep? The same catch phrase came from Mao Mao, well, I now believe that she and Mo Ming are biological siblings. I also know that I am a mortal, not a beautiful woman, but it would be too bad to say so directly.

"My brother will never like Sister Xiaolan. My brother likes beautiful women."

puff! Maomao children's shoes! I already know myself, you don’t have to make up the knife like this!

I sullenly said: "Maomao, can you give me some face, and let me also give me a little bit of Mary?"

Maomao smiled awkwardly: "Yes, I'm sorry, I'm outspoken..." She stirred her fingers in embarrassment.

"Who is Mary Su?" Si Yinuo was puzzled, and Qing Ming also looked at Jiangdi in doubt, Jiangdi looked at them, and said like a doctor who learned a rich five-car: "Maishu, which is the transliteration of MarySue. The word Mary Su. Originally from a foreign fanfiction circle. A foreign author created a fictional heroine named Mary Sue in the self-compiled science fiction fan art, and became famous. This fictional name has also become a representative mentality term. From then on, mortal girls called Mary Suwen that many boys fell in love with the heroine for no reason."

Qing Ming, Si Yinuo, and Maomao all stared at Jiang Yan in amazement. Don't talk about them, I also looked at him with a dislocated jaw: "Jiang Yan, you won't put the entire Baidu Baike in your mind."

Jiang Qi smiled at me: "Because I rarely do tasks, I often go online."

This is a typical otaku, and it is the encyclopedia of otaku!

"So Xiaolan sister, don't think about Mary Su. No one in the fairyland likes you..." Maomao sighed and looked at me.

I was taken aback: "Huh? Although I don't want Mary Su, why do you say that?"

"It's not so much that I can't, it's better to say I dare not, because in Xianyu, whoever falls in love with a mortal must be a mortal." After Maomao's words, the atmosphere in the room became inexplicably serious and heavy, Jiang Wei, Qing Ming , Si Yinuo fell silent one after another, and Si Yinuo secretly looked at me with sympathetic eyes.

I didn't care about it: "What's wrong with being a mortal, I think we mortals are pretty good."

"Of course it's not good!" Maomao jumped up first, "There will be menstruation! It will be troublesome!"

"Huh?! It's not good for you to be in front of the boys like this." I looked at the boys awkwardly and laughed, and Jiang Yan also said: "Mortal boys will still have a lot of physical troubles and uncontrollable Physiological phenomenon."

"What's the phenomenon?"

"Morning/Bo."

"When I didn't ask."

"There are other more serious physical troubles, do you want to know?"

I immediately waved my hand and covered my face with a pillow: "I roughly thought about it." How can they discuss physiological phenomena so calmly! It's like a conversation between doctors, but I seem to be wretched. Fue, maybe it is because they don't have it, so they are as calm as they are discussing academic issues. So... the boys here don't know what to do in the morning? What's left? What's your hand?

I put down my pillow: "Listening to what you said, it's really annoying to be a mortal person physically, and I have to be hungry and sick..."

"I will get old~~~" Mao Mao covered his face.

I was taken aback, looking at her, sister paper? You should not be able to tell the age! By the way, how old are they? I looked at them in surprise: "So you are not twenty years old?!"

Suddenly, everyone stopped talking. They started doing their own things.

Maomao began to comb his hair, turned his face to the side and sucked his blood bag, Qing Ming went to the coffee table again, and Si Yinuo completely hid behind Xiaobai.

Orz, I suddenly understood why Xuan Yue was so anxious, these people weren't as old as they seemed!

"Boom, boom, boom!" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and my heart beat faster, and I became nervous. It's not a false loyal dog!

"Parcel! Xia Xiaolan accepts the parcel!"

"Huh." I sighed in relief, but strangely, who would send me a package? I have no acquaintances here. I got up listlessly, one was hungry, and the other was that it was too boring not to be able to fall in love. I haven't talked about it yet. Who wouldn't expect a romantic love in college?

Pulling a little hand, kissing a little mouth or something, is it because the country stipulates that kissing scenes are not allowed under the neck, so I just missed it here?

The face is too dark and the character is not good. Why do people sacrifice to be a mortal with you when they are a god?

Wait a minute!

My mother originally came from this school, so!

In an instant, my heart is warm and sweet, and my mother is willing to give up being a **** for her father. Such a relationship is really beautiful.

Sure enough, we are the girls who are willing to sacrifice.

I was surrounded by happiness and warmth, and I swept away the previous boredom. When I opened the door, I didn't see anyone. When I was in doubt, a voice came from below: "Congratulations, Xia Xiaolan."

I looked down and, for a moment, I saw a tortoise carrying a package.

"The video click rate of your freshman test is the first in the fairy field, so you will get a freshman gift package, please sign for it." He unloaded the package from his back, and a signature area appeared on the turtle shell on his back. "Also, I am your fan, please sign my life, thank you." He bowed to me, very cute.

"Okay." I put my finger on his shell, his shell immediately showed my information, and then another plane appeared, and a pen appeared next to my hand. I picked up the pen and signed the name on that plane. .

"Thank you, thank you!" The tortoise bowed happily, and kept touching his back as he liked it. A nosebleed came out of my face. I immediately molested and asked: "Doesn't the newborn gift package include you?"

The little tortoise was taken aback, his green face blushed immediately, and he touched his face: "I, I, I, I, I'm leaving!" After he finished speaking, he turned and ran away. The extremely fast speed made me dumbfounded for a while!

The tortoises in Xianyu have done express delivery, so what makes the rabbits on the ground so sad!

Haha, it’s so cute, I really want to raise one. I don’t have a boy to love me and give me a cute pet to make up for it, hehe. And keeping pets is much more worry-free than falling in love with boys.

Yeah! Anyway, you can't talk about love, see if you can get a cute pet.

I picked up the freshman gift pack and went back to the house, hehe, it seems that I don’t look black today, and see if there is anything in it.

"You got the freshman gift pack! That's amazing!" Maomao already ran over excitedly. Jiang Yan and the others also surrounded him: "Look at what's in it? The freshman gift packs are different every year, but they are all good things!"

When I heard something good, I got excited too, and put the gift bag on the coffee table, and the gift bag opened automatically. Should I get some sunglasses or something? So as not to shine.

As it turns out, I think too much.

Inside the box is a transparent glass plate.

"It's the latest mobile phone!" Maomao exclaimed first, and immediately took it out, everyone surrounded Maomao.

what? Cell phone!

Isn't it what I lack most now!

"Great! Sister Xiaolan, so you don't have to upgrade! Here!" Maomao returned the phone to me, it was still just a transparent glass plate, but I know that there are already similar transparent phones in the mortal world.

So I immediately got the result. When I accidentally pressed my finger on the screen of the phone, she turned on automatically.

"Identity confirmation: Xia Xiaolan." A beautiful female voice came from the phone.

"Sister Xiaolan, the voice can be changed! You can change it to your favorite!" Maomao reminded, extremely excited.

I don't know why I twitched my mind, and said casually: "Guo Degang."

Immediately, Guo Degang’s voice came from the phone: “Hello, I’m Guo Degang. I’m here to serve you. You speak louder without using electricity.”

"Puff!" Is there a complete set of Guo Degang's quotations in this magic machine?