Meng Shen Love College

"Hahaha—" The fat man smiled, "Who am I? I am a great fat man!"

I looked at him dumbfounded: "You... are you called Fatty?"

The fat man was embarrassed, and even the thin man was a little embarrassed: "Our boss is too lazy to give us a name, so we call him fat and thin."

I was stunned again, how lazy to use my brain! Their boss is not only bad-tempered, but also too lazy to bother his brains. They actually admire and adore him so much, so I am convinced.

"Then what do you usually do?" I followed between them.

The fat man looks at the thin man, and the thin man looks at the fat man. The two of them thought for a while and said, "We usually maintain the seal and clean it."

what? Do this usually?

"Nothing else? No need to cook?"

When I asked, the two of them looked at me amusedly as if they looked at monsters: "You are from the mortal world? Who needs to eat the Lord here?"

I blinked, pretending to be surprised: "Eh?! How do you know that I am from the mortal world! You are so amazing!" I increased my tone, exaggeratingly feeling a bit exaggerated in acting.

However, the fat and thin people laughed happily: "Hahaha-who are we... wait, you are from the mortal world!" They stopped in the air in surprise, looked at me up and down in surprise, and stood still. .

I smiled flatteringly: "The two bosses are good. My name is Xia Xiaolan. I was originally a mortal. I would like to take care of you when I first came to the precious land."

I took the initiative to shook hands with them enthusiastically, just to send a business card.

"How is it possible?" The thin man looked at the fat man.

"Can mortals come here?" The fat man looked at the thin man.

I'll go and listen to their tone. Mortals have committed crimes and are not even qualified to come here. However, what he said is true, mortals are in charge, mortals are in charge, and the police are in charge of mortal crimes, so how can they come here?

"No, how can mortals fly?" The fat man looked at me.

"It shouldn't be a demigod. Hiss...but a demigod is not qualified to come here." The thin man seemed to be puzzled.

Well, even a demigod is not qualified to come here, you think it is rare for others to come here! If there is a choice, even if I am a god, I don't want to come, okay? ! It's so hot here that I haven't eaten it yet. Fortunately, my palace prepared in advance and filled the food.

"Here is a mortal~~~?" Suddenly, a strange sound of Yin and Yang came from the black hole on the side. Just as he was talking, the hole on the side lit up. Fuck, the emotions here are "lights" voice-activated.

When it was lit up next to me, I also saw a white-haired figure from the back. I stared blankly. The white-clothed surpasses the snow, does not touch the dust, the white hair is like spider silk, the roots are shining, and the cliff is a beautiful man!

He turned around! He really wants to turn around! This beautiful man is about to turn around--

"Puff--" I vomited blood, and almost squirted out my aunt for a whole year. The beautiful man in my imagination is not like that at all, okay!

There are two rows of eyes on the human face! It's two rows! Six eyes!

Xiao Nuo, all the collections you want are here...Should I catch two bosses who honor and honor my underworld...

The man's face is flat, and the nose is not visible. Anyway, the entire face is occupied by the eyes. This contrast makes him fall from heaven to **** in an instant. I used to fantasize about the beauty here, prisons, beasts, and soap picking.

After seeing and seeing a real person, I found that there are many things, really limited to imagination, the moment I saw it, I was completely disillusioned.

"Oh~~ Mortal, did you eat it for me~~~" Another hole lit up, and a monster appeared. He grinned at me grinningly, and stuck out his long tongue to "lick" the one in front of me. The seal, immediately, the seal scorched his tongue, but he didn't know the pain at all, and instead "showed" an expression of enjoyment.

"Mortals?! Come out to see the mortals—"

In an instant, one, another lit up, and the whole Heishan Heavenly Hell lit up one after another from top to bottom. Suddenly, like stars lit up in the dark, this gloomy and terrifying sky cell instantly became beautiful.

There was also light faintly shining in the deep sky, illuminating the whole Heishan Heavenly Hell.

"It's been a long time since I had eaten a mortal————"

"Suck--ah--this mortal smells so good--"

"Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!" they shouted together.

The fat and the thin looked around in surprise, showing a frightened expression. The fat man looked at me anxiously: "Look at you! You provoke it. If the boss hears it, the boss will definitely throw us into the magma. !"

I'll go, their boss has a bad temper and he doesn't bother to name them. If they don't do a good job, they throw magma. That's it. They just fell in love to death. Isn't this what physique is?

"You demons and ghosts, be quiet!" Suddenly someone shouted, "It's so noisy!"

"Ouch~~~ The punished gods here are upset~~~~ You think we are smelly, you can go out. Hahaha—"

"The Protoss is severely punished, maybe we will go out first, hahahaha—"

I found that these ridicules were concentrated on the left side of Heishan Heavenly Hell, so the detention here is still regular. The person who spoke just now was called a god, and that was a **** clan who was punished like Xuan Yue, and his voice came from the right side, so the right side was a **** clan or immortal person.

"Don't quarrel—" The thin man was also scared, "The boss will get angry no matter how much—"

"Get angry when you get angry~~~" The six-eyed monster smiled evilly, "If one person makes a mistake, all will be punished, and we won't lose money~~~"

"Stop arguing--stop arguing--" the fat and thin people yelled anxiously.

I took out the phone calmly, and then started taking selfies.

"Kacha!" The flash flashed, and the audience was silent. The fat and thin people looked at me with cramps at the corners of their mouths: "What are you doing?"

"Take a selfie!" I stopped at one of them, came and said eggplant~~~

"Eggplant~~" The two really cooperated stupidly. After talking about the eggplant, they put away their smiles and looked at me stiffly: "You still have the mind to take a selfie?"

"Of course!" I looked at them excitedly, "I don't come here as I want! I don't know if I can come again next time!"

"That's... it's true." The thin and the fat also nodded dumbfounded.

I'm taking the time to take photos with the monsters and monsters!

First, he went to the door of the six-eyed white-haired man next to him, and blinked at him: "Beautiful man, take a picture together."

The six-eyed handsome man smiled: "Okay~~~ But how do you play with this thing?"

Oh... These people are not locked up here for a year or two. Those who have been in prison for ten years have to accept a period of psychological adjustment to help the prisoners keep up with the rhythm of the outside society.

Think about how many years have passed since every household had wired phones, to the first big brother, to black and white phones, and now to smart phones? Our mortal science and technology are changing with each passing day, let alone the immortal realm.

"Look, this is a screen. It can show our faces and just smile." After I finished speaking, I pointed the phone at me and the six-eyed white-haired man again, "laugh."

Six eyes smiled, oh oh my god, as if the six barrels in mahjong suddenly opened their mouths.

Keep going!

I took this shot with my mobile phone, and the whole heaven was the sound of my flash. The monsters and ghosts in the heaven were really boring, and they really cooperated with me one by one.

I didn't finish it after shooting a circle. Fat and thin followed me, although he was not as afraid of their boss coming, but he was still trembling.

"It's alright, you're endless." The thin man urged me.

"Okay!" The fat man held down my hand, I was standing in front of the big "hairy" monster.

"Get out of here! Let me take a photo with a mortal, if you can't eat it and see it!" The big "Mao" blame protested inside.

"Let her take it! Let her take it! Let her take it!" The whole Heavenly Prison suddenly remembered the neatly shouting, feeling that it was impossible for me to become the boss of the prison in an instant.

The fat and thin guy immediately stared at me, and I smiled flatteringly again, and fisted at the surrounding people: "Everyone is coming to Japan for a long time, and I really can't finish the filming today. Thank you for not dismissing me and willing to take photos with me! I have been there these days, what can I do? If you need to tell me, I will definitely give it to you!"

"You little mortal talk nonsense, I want to eat meat, do you have any?" someone shouted.

I smiled: "I don't have human flesh, how about beef and pork?"

"You really do!" Immediately, countless people emerged from the light, and instantly I felt the suspicious smell of saliva in the air...

"..." This is a big...

"What are you mortal bragging about?!" The thin man confessed to me, and the fat man smacked his lips: "It made me greedy too."

I laughed: "I really have a promise!" I took out the mother cow directly from the bag, "Try it!" I opened the package, and the whole fairyland immediately fragrant. It should be too sultry. The reason for this, I heard countless people shouting: "Wow-it's so fragrant--"

"It smells so good!" Immediately, the fat man snatched it over and nodded while gnawing, "It's delicious! Um! It's delicious!"

The thin man watched and his saliva fell, and went to get it: "Give me something to eat."

"Go and go! Sister Xiaolan gave it to me." The fat man turned around, facing the thin man.

The thin guy smashed his mouth and smiled at me.

I also squinted at him: "Big Brother Skinny, don't worry, I have, but... You see, I'm just a demigod. I really can't levitate like this all day. Can I rest?"

The thin man's eyes lit up: "Yes! Yes! You wait!"

I smiled badly in my heart. Back then, my mother surrendered my dad with delicious food. Today, Xia Xiaolan wants to use the supermarket to surrender the entire Black Mountain Hell!

The thin man flew to the center with his right hands, and suddenly shouted at the fat man: "Fatty! Come and help! You can't help if you eat other beef jerky!"

The fat man wiped his mouth: "Here comes."

The fat man also flew over. The two people folded their hands together, and the seal flashed. Suddenly, the palms of the two were facing each other, and the magic circle was immediately connected. The two of them also began to slowly separate the distance, and the magic circle was getting bigger and bigger. The white "color" room actually began to emerge from the magic circle!

So there really is a lounge here!

Fuck, this **** is really worth it today! A big mom, changed a small villa!