Meng Shen Love College

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"Hahahaha--" Another grim laugh sounded.

It’s always like this in heaven.

"By the way, do you know where Xuanyue Pass is?" When he came, he was frightened by the Black Mountain boss and forgot to do business.

The fat man and the thin man were startled and looked at each other. The fat man kindly persuaded me: "Sister Xiaolan, the repeat offenders here are not allowed to visit. You should never ask the boss. The boss is violent and wants to throw you into jail. of."

"So I ask you all."

The two became embarrassed.

"Uh..." The thin man looked at me embarrassedly, "This...we don't know...because you see...so much......" The thin man pointed to the flashing light around, "Now we are the two, to be honest. I can't remember. Or you can find it yourself, the Protoss prisoners are concentrated there." The thin man pointed to the upper side of the east, where it was pitch black, like a huge black hole, making you wonder how many cells were hidden there. It is a big project to find Xuan Yue.

Fat and thin people don’t have time to rest. They are busy checking the seal all day long. They have a small book that shows which seal is about to expire. However, the fat man said that sometimes the seal is slightly weaker. If the people inside are more powerful , There is also the possibility of being broken by him. There are many things like this happening in Heishan Heavenly Hell.

I started the day of cleaning with a broom alone. In order to facilitate my work, the fat and thin people put together the cells that need to be cleaned, so I don't have to look around. But, if it is a piece, it is also a whole mountain wall, okay! I don’t know how much from top to bottom. I feel like I can’t finish cleaning in my life, but the broom works well.

I arrived at the door of the black bear spirit and was shocked. I was sprayed out by him yesterday, and it was already a mess today!

"I said, Uncle Black Bear, you have a kidney loss like this every day." As I said, I stretched the broom into the seal, and the broom turned on the vacuum cleaner function.

Two eyes were "exposed" from the upper part of a black thing inside, and looked at me: "What is your thing?" A voice as light as a mosquito flies came, speaking like a thief.

I looked at him blankly and pointed to myself: "Are you talking to me?"

The black thing nodded.

"What is it?" I asked.

A bright sharp claw protruded from the black body, and the sound was still lightly like biting an ear: "That, it will flash..."

Will flash? Oh~~~ I suddenly took out my phone: "This?"

He retracted his claws and nodded.

"This is a mobile phone, for taking pictures, look." I adjusted the selfie mode, turned around in front of the sealed door, and looked at myself and Na Tuo that there was no black bear at all, "Say eggplant..."

"You were fooled--" Suddenly, he rushed at me fiercely, as fast as a black wind! His sharp claws pierced the seal all at once, and when the sharp claws touched my back, I calmly continued to take pictures, "click."

"Ah----" His painful face was fixed on my face, "Boom!" He was shocked, put away the phone calmly, turned back to the broomstick, and he held the electrofocused right hand. , Looked at me in horror: "You, you are wearing a cracked cloud!!"

I grinned: "Oh! Uncle Black Bear, you know, it seems that you have been locked up here for a long time. Look at you, why bother? Be a bear well~~~ Strive for early leniency~~~~"

"You gods are all spewing dung~~~~" The black bear spirit suddenly stood up, and the original group stood up, as high as a mountain, the face of the vicious black bear, and the body was bronze armor. The whole body was shaken, and one fell off. "Mao" of the earth, "I was locked here only after believing your nonsense! For a thousand years-a thousand years-I think every day how to eat you--"

I raised my face to look at him blankly, really resentful.

"Want to be useful~~~" A strange voice of Yin and Yang came from one side, it was the beautiful six-eyed man, okay... the beautiful six-eyed man also lost his "hair", his "hair"... is his hair... …

"Since you have come~~ Then you are safe~~~~ Instead of thinking about losing "hair" all day, it is better to think about happy things~~~~"

"Happy? Are you happy, why do you return the "hair"?! You rotten spider!" The black bear screamed at the next door.

Nani? So six-eyed beautiful man is a spider?

I looked at him in surprise: "You are a spider? You are a spider, why do you lose "hair"?"

The six-eyed beautiful man twitched his six eyes together: "Weaving a net is my nature! Besides, being locked up here, how can we pass the boring time without a net!"

Uh...so he weaves a net and is bored with the aunts to knit the "wool" thread there?

Suddenly, I felt sticky under my feet, and when I looked down, it was slimy! I lifted my foot, oh, let me go, the mucus was "creamy" and white. When I lifted my foot, it stuck together with my foot, not to mention how disgusting! I followed the slime and looked at it, the slime still flows down from above, and the walls next to the spider spirit are all...

"Whose is this again--" Forget about "Mao", I'm the most annoyed of this kind of suspicious slimy "liquid".

"Oh! Hahahaha~~~~" Spider Jinglang laughed, "Who is venting this?"

"I... my saliva... I have been looking at this girl for a long time..."

"Tigers! You are stupid! That girl has food on her body! Little girl! I am the best, get the meat for me!" someone above said.

In order to show that my palace did what it said, I flew up, and the man with a human face and a sheep body in the second room on the left was waving to me: "Quickly, give me something to eat."

"Okay." I took out the fresh beef from the bag, which was originally used for barbecue and hot pot, "Here." I threw it in through the sealed door, and immediately exclaimed: "There is meat! That girl No lie! She really has something to eat—give it to us—give us—"

"Give me a piece--"

"I also want--"

"I don't eat meat, I eat grass, do you have grass—"

"I like to eat fruits—"

"It's great—I haven't eaten anything in a thousand years—"

"I don't pick, I eat everything—"

"Then you ****--she is a mortal, she has shit--"

"It's okay—who cleaned the intestines when we were eating people, have you cleaned—"

In an instant, the audience fell silent, and then a voice came out: "You are really disgusting! What a disgusting appetite!"

I go. . . . . Are they talking about cross talk? ! I'm drunk too...

I couldn't help but look at the dark place again. I had to look for Xuan Yue: "Do you know where there is a man named Xuan Yue?" Sometimes the inmates in the prison knew better.

"Xuan Yue? Is that girl?"

"That's it. Over there."

I was overjoyed, as expected, the inmates know!