Meng Shen Love College

I suddenly thought of the black boss.

"Hey...it's a pity that he is wearing white clothes today, which is not good at all..." Hei Mei lay down on the table in disappointment, her lazily look like Dark Yang's dress, which made her completely unconscious today.

I took out my phone and turned out the dark boss's photo: "Then you must like this." I put it to her face, and she lazily raised her eyelids, and immediately she straightened: "Fuck! My food!" "Lick" the screen!" She actually rushed over to "lick" my phone!

I quickly took back the phone, her eyes kept following me: "Give it to me! Give it to me!"

I immediately shook my head: "No, no, this is a confidential photo, and you can't give it "randomly"."

"I'll give money!" She said decisively, taking out her phone directly, "One thousand!"

"Okay!" Resolutely, regardless of the confidentiality, it happened to be rent to Jiang Yan.

Two mobile phones are taken together, "Cen~~~~" is my favorite coin voice. Heimei started to "lick" the screen while holding the photo of the dark boss. I was holding the purse with joy. This is really a joy for everyone. thing.

I quickly reminded me in a low voice: "Don't tell the story!"

"Who would give such a good thing to others?" Hei Mei gave me a glance, rubbing her face against the phone screen, "I'm "fascinated", who is this."

I shrugged: "I don't know, it's all said it's confidential, and it's still being investigated."

"I don't care, anyway, I'm "fascinated" by him anyway, and I will have to give it to me in the future." She held the phone as if she was holding the dark boss.

She is really a "fan" villain. I want to ask if she also likes the chaos in the Great Sage. When the class bell officially rang, I didn't dare to speak anymore. Dark Yang was too terrible, even though he was dressed in white today. Sheep.

Dark Yang glanced down at all of us coldly with a gaze of overlooking and contempt: "I have read each group of reports, and you fully understand the importance of the team, but are you really trying to understand each other? Several people who know each other should quickly integrate into the team. This time, there is one person who has done better than any of you, and that is our classmate of Xia Xiaolan."

Everyone turned their heads to look at me, Qing Ming, "Mao" and "Mao", Mo Ming, Hei Mei, and Jiang Wei were all happy for me, and Si Yinuo was lying on the table and turned to look at me with Xiao Bai.

"Is that the Xia Xiaolan who cheated?" someone yelled deliberately, and the quiet classroom immediately burst into laughter.

Immediately, the cold light flicked Dark Yang's eyes, and he suddenly raised his hand. Immediately, a boy was lifted by an invisible force, and the boy exclaimed: "Ah! Ah! Teacher Yang, I was wrong!"

"Shoo!" He was shot on the wall by Dark Yang. I watched stiffly. Dark Yang is terrible~~~~~

All the students dared not laugh, and immediately turned back to be honest one by one.

Dark Yang glanced around again: "I hate speaking in my class! No matter how bad her character is, as long as she can survive the cruel combat power, she will be your role model!"

"..." Because of "Mao", I don't feel a bit happy at all. No matter how I hear it, Dark Yang also feels that my character is bad...

Dark Yang once again looked at us with the eyes of the ants: "The reason why Xia Xiaolan can quickly integrate into the team is that she is a human and has a great relationship. Among the six species, the human species has the richest emotions and the most complex minds, and , But also self-contradictory, reflecting the characteristics of high differences in words and deeds!"

"..." So... is this class criticizing us humans? And why does it sound so awkward to call us humans a species? We are one of the six realms anyhow, we should be considered as races!

"The inconsistency of human words and deeds is particularly obvious in a new group, this group is called Keyboard Man..."

"Puff!" I couldn't help but spray, I don't want to admit the shortcomings of our human beings, because I am the only human being here, representing all mankind. Of course, I have to fight for face for all mankind, but I have to admit the keyboard man. The existence of the group, ps, the fairyland is really "tide", it turns out that the gods are really beyond our ordinary people's understanding.

They are no longer like wearing ancient costumes that have remained unchanged for thousands of years in the temple, talking about mystery and witty words that no one understands, and they love all beings without eating the fireworks.

Instead, he uses a mobile phone-shaped artifact, wears more "sexual" or even "sexual" clothes, discusses the characteristics of each race, and when I'm happy, I drink a drink to chase drama.

It's really "God"!

The cold light swept across my place immediately, I hurriedly covered my mouth and lowered my head. In the classroom, the dark Yang still had a cold voice: "Keyboard men, they are righteous warriors in front of the computer, but in real life they will behave completely different. On the one hand, regarding the complexity and contradiction of human "nature", I believe our classmate Xia Xiaolan, the only human in Xianyu, can better explain, for example, how to choose between two boys..."

"Puff......" Everyone couldn't help laughing, but they dared not laugh loudly.

==! ! ! So... he really had the same idea as the boy who was photographed on the wall, but he didn't allow others to shout "randomly" in his class.

"Papa." The boy who was photographed on the wall clapped!

Nima, your sister!

"Classmate Xia Xiaolan." Dark Yang's cold voice echoed in the classroom, "Please come out and speak!"

I'm going to your sister~~~~~~

"It's cruel." The black girl stared at Dark Yang blankly, and suddenly she cupped her face in her hands, "but I like...ah...this is my Snape..."

Mo Ming was about to stand up, I immediately held him, and then, stood up, at the moment I stood up, Si Yinuo got up from the table, looking at me with a little surprise, "Mao" "Mao", Qing Ming, senior Jiang Yan, all looked at me, and at the same time, the whole classroom was quiet in an instant.

I stood for a while in the silence of surprise, then raised my face, my head held high!

Dark Yang still looked at me with contempt, not half surprised, as if I got up, which was also within his expectation, because this is also a manifestation of complex human "nature".

Suddenly, there was a divine light on the ground under my feet, and my whole body vacated for a moment. The next moment, I was already standing in the middle of the entire classroom. Next to me was a white figure. I blinked and my whole body started. Stiffness, a special sense of oppression came from my side, and I began to regret my impulse.

"Classmate Xia Xiaolan, the rest of the time belongs to you." The dark Yang beside him said, and stepped away slightly. I looked stiffly at the classmates in front of me, they were also staring at me, jealous, disdainful, teasing, etc. Watching a good show, on their faces, a line of words was written: See how you make a fool of yourself!

I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, stood there, just said it! Guo Degang and I didn’t learn mobile phones for nothing!

Then, I opened my eyes, raised my lips and smiled, but suddenly those gazes were stunned.

With my hands behind my back, I said with a clear mind: "Yes, we humans have complex "sexuality", keyboard man, public knowledge, angry youth, Mary Su, Tom Su, etc., all of us, we can be in front of the keyboard. Be fearless to be your own hero, because on the keyboard, we are not in danger, but in reality, if we encounter a bad person, we will have many, many worries. Will the bad person carry a knife? Will I be injured? Will not die? What should we do if our family members die? We are not gods, we will die, we are afraid of death. We humans have shortcomings and are imperfect, but, in the same way, we also have the brilliance of humanity, we are kind, we Friendly, we help each other, we love nature, and when we encounter foreign enemies, we will unite like never before! Let alone a few people, we can be dozens of people, hundreds of people, thousands of people, tens of thousands or even hundreds of billions of people People unite against foreign enemies! There are gods and demons in the six realms, and we humans naturally have good people and bad people, as well as swingers between good and bad. In general, it is wrong to say that we humans are bad people!" I am impassioned. After finishing speaking, stand proudly, today, I must be here to earn face for us humans!

The classroom was quiet for a while, and suddenly someone raised his hand: "Then how do you choose a boyfriend?"

"Yes, this is a typical case of human human "sex" contradiction! It is worth our discussion, please enlighten me!"

Everyone laughed again, they just waited for me to cover my face, and then burst into tears.

Cut, you look down on me Xia Xiaolan too much. Although this palace is a scumbag, but this palace is Guo Degang's apprentice.

I immediately squinted and smiled: "This classmate's question is very good! I just happened to talk about my psychological changes during this period for your reference to write a paper."

They laughed, and Dark Yang suddenly said coldly: "Student Xia Xiaolan is right. After this class, you are going to hand in a paper on human "nature"!"

"Ah~~~~~~~~" Everyone suddenly stunned, their eyes seemed to be extremely regretful and made me come up to discuss human nature with them.

I turned and smiled at Dark Yang: "Do I need to write?"

Dark Yang looked at me contemptuously, his thin lips opened: "No need."

"Thank you, teacher." I bowed deeply to him, then turned to look at the crowd, and squinted again: "So, everyone should listen carefully. Today, I am standing here to tell Fusu that if human beings are "forced" "To the extreme, I will resist!"

Everyone was stunned. I opened my eyes and took out the phone. I ran my fingers across the screen. The photo of me kissing Fusu appeared in front of me and zoomed in.

I stood by this photo generously, and today, I, Xia Xiaolan, will defend herself and testify against Fusu's crime!