Meng Shen Love College

In the evening, everyone received

The holiday notice says that for special reasons, Xianyu has a seven-day holiday, but each student needs to take at least three tasks during these seven days. The Xianyu holiday is so insincere. Being a child of the gods and devil is not happy at all. Starting to work so desperately at a young age, I suddenly felt that they were so pitiful.

They look down on us mortals and think we mortals are stupid, but when I see them tense all the time, and they lack arms and legs at every turn, I still choose to be my stupid mortal.

This sounds like a daunting and irresponsible one, but the six realms have their own roles. Who made them choose to be gods and demons? How big the heart is, how big the responsibility is. You see, we mortals only need to be responsible for reproduction...er...promote the development of productive forces? economic development? The development of history?

I feel that the development of history seems to have nothing to do with me, a scumbag, so...Is my social responsibility just breeding...

I go……

I don't even make a slight contribution to social productivity.

I finally know how scared I am...

Everyone is sitting in the living room again, like in "The Big Bang Theory". Everyone is always lying on the sofa chatting, playing games, watching TV, and discussing American dramas together, like a big family. However, today is a little bit different. Senior Jiang Yan and the others are all staring at their mobile phones. The page of the mobile phone is the Mission Management Bureau.

While drinking water, I looked at them suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

"Shhh..." Senior Qing Ming looked extremely nervous, his eyes were almost staring into cross-eyed eyes.

Wait a minute, this atmosphere is very similar to a certain phenomenon! Isn’t Double Eleven everyone staying up late to grab a spike? !

However, the page of the mobile phone is the Mission Management Bureau. Does the Mission Management Bureau have red envelopes today?

There is Mo Ming on one side of me, and "Mao" and "Mao" on the other side. "Mao" and "Mao" are also staring at the phone. In order not to appear lonely and ignorant, I whispered to Mo Ming, "What are they doing?"

Mo Ming looked at everyone seriously: "They are waiting for the spike mission."

"Spike mission?" What the **** is this again?

"The seckill task refers to a task that has a good time and location." Senior Miao raised his face from the phone interface, and again he knew five hundred years before and five hundred years later. He knew celebrity gossip and discounted supermarkets. The encyclopedia looks like, "This holiday is seven days. If you can grab a longer time, and it happens to be a mission in a scenic spot on earth, such as Sanya, it is equivalent to..."

"Vacation!" I exclaimed, he nodded, looked at the phone again, his eyes dumb: "So, this time I must grab a trip to Sanya, sunshine, beach, bikini... Um!"

Sunny Beach Bikini? !

Na na na ~~ the last one is the point~~~

Moreover, your old man is a vampire, is it really good to be exposed to the sun every day? ! Can't do it? Doesn't it get burnt? And is your physical strength really okay? Will you not have heat stroke? Don't miss a few bikinis by then, you fainted first!

"I also want to... go..." Si Yinuo hugged Xiaobai and smiled shyly. I immediately said: "Xiaonuo! Don't learn from them!"

"Hey..." A silly smile came from Qing Ming, and his blue eyes were also emitting blue light.

I go! The wood dragon is also shining wolves! Is the bikini really so magical? Look at the look of these three guys!

"There must be a lot of machos there!" When "Mao" and "Mao" spoke, I looked at her stiffly, hey, hey, you are a wolf clan, but not a wolf girl! Do you want a macho so fierce! Sanya is rich in seafood. If you eat too much, you will have diarrhea! ! !

"Mao" and "Mao" began to squeeze their hands with "colorful" squinting: "Every time I see their chest muscles jump, I really want to squeeze them."

I straightened my eyes, "Mao" "Mao"! I really don't see that you actually like machos! Then you are still ashamed to confess, Qing Ming is such a big man, you don't like it, don't you like him to be bigger than Qing Ming's?

I secretly watched Qing Min. Qing Min was in a daze watching Mao's grasping hands. It's over. Qing Min, don't you want to "show" your chest muscles in the middle of your clothes!

By the way, the Shayi Festival has passed, okay!

"Would you like Hawaii?" Senior Jiang Yan muttered to himself while reviewing the tasks, "No, no, Hawaii is too hot, or Sanya is better. During this period of National Day, there should be fewer people, um...Look first Look at the temperature..."

I go! You guys are really preparing for a vacation!

then what do I do?

I was happy at first that I finally didn't have to go to death, but I was the stupidest one! They can go on vacation happily, but what am I doing? Cabo! Would you like to wipe the glass? !

You talked about vacation in this way in front of me. Have you considered my feelings?

Hey, it is not easy to be a winner in life. It is really ten gambles and nine loses.

"Open the door and open the door." Someone knocked on the door, and everyone was so focused on finding a "vacation location" that I was the only one to open the door.

Mo Ming straightened up nervously and turned to look at the door. I glanced at him casually: "What's the matter?"

He blinked his green eyes: "It's nothing."

I walked past him, he suddenly grabbed my wrist, I was taken aback, fucking! The little servant has the courage to fly! How dare to take my master by the hand!

His hands are hotter than "Mao" and "Mao". He took me as if he was trying to say something, his green eyes flickered, his face dropped, and his two "hairy" ears fell together.

"Uh...what's the matter with you? It's okay...I opened the door and went."

He lowered his face and let go of my hand: "Nothing."

How could Mo Ming be weird since someone knocked on the door.

I walked forward and he suddenly shouted: "I hope you like it!"

"Ah! You really know what it is!" I pointed at him, he was taken aback, and immediately turned around: "I don't know."

"I don't know if you still said that I hope I like it."

His back stiffened, and I couldn't laugh or cry. Asking if I like it or not, it must be a gift. It was so shy and shy to give me a gift, really drunk.

[Your brother is a virgin...] The black girl's voice suddenly rang in my head, and my face instantly blushed. So, is Mo Ming really? This explains why he is so shy when getting along with me, because he is an innocent man...

My face suddenly became hot, and thinking about this kind of thing at this time, I was drunk myself.

When I opened the door, the huge cardboard box almost hit my front door. It turned out to be a huge cardboard box the size of a double-door refrigerator.

"Please sign for the ordering cabinet." A small, familiar voice came from the bottom of the cardboard box. I bent over to look at it. It was the tortoise courier again. He was struggling to stretch out a short leg, and then slowly Lifted the big box on his body!

I am dumbfounded, so, is this turtle reborn by an ant?

The little tortoise unloaded the big box, then heaved a sigh of relief and smiled at me: "Please sign for it."

"Oh..." I signed for the same as last time. The gift that Mo Ming gave to the girl really fits his "sex" style... I don't know why... I always feel that he shouldn't give a gift like a girl...

"What the **** is this." I stretched out my hand to hug, I go! Can't move at all!

"I'm coming." Mo Ming came to me, carried this big box and entered the house. He was very professional. With this strength, if one day I don't be a god, the porter will be proper.

Mo Ming moved this big thing to the dining table in the living room, and everyone gathered around curiously.

"Brother, what did you buy?"

He opened the box with the blood bag in his mouth, and immediately, an antique food cabinet appeared in front of me.

"Order the dining cabinet!" "Mao" and "Mao" said excitedly.

Eh? What the **** is the ordering cabinet?

I saw something like a smart touch screen on the antique carved cabinet.

"This is... for Sister Xiaolan..." Si Yinuo "touched" the ordering cupboard, holding his blood bag in a daze for a moment.

So... Mo Ming gave me a cabinet?

"That's enough!" "Mao" and "Mao" raised their faces triumphantly, and smiled at Mo Ming, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be really clumsy."

Mo Ming blinked and opened his face solemnly, but his face started to flush slightly: "I bought it for myself...you can use it if you want..."

I'll go, this guy is still looking for an excuse to give me something, but what the **** is this thing?

I looked at Mo Ming suspiciously: "Mo Ming, what exactly did you buy?"

Mo Ming turned his face back, clenched his fist and coughed slightly: "Ah, yes..."

"I bought it for you!" Mo Ming was suddenly interrupted by "Mao" and "Mao" when "Mao" and "Mao" grabbed him. His expression was dazed, and "Mao" and "Mao" pointed to the cabinet excitedly. "This is called the ordering cabinet. As the name suggests, it is what you order and what it produces, but in Xianyu, people generally rarely eat regular meals, so this is rarely used, but you are a human being and you have to eat three meals, so... …" She grinned, "Fish-flavored pork shreds!" She shouted to the ordering cabinet, and the touch screen immediately showed a beautiful woman dressed in a hotel reception desk and smiled at her: "Okay, here it is."

"Pop." The door opened. I haven't seen it yet. The fragrance of fish-flavored shredded pork has already blown over my face. My glutton immediately made the most primitive reaction. I drooled!

When I stepped to the cabinet, I saw a plate of fragrant shredded pork in the open door!

Finally, Baba no longer has to worry about my three meals plus supper!

"Put the dishes back after eating, and you can wash the dishes, haha. Sister Xiaolan, this is something my brother bought specifically for you~~~" "Mao" and "Mao" emphatically said, and bumped I.

I turned to look at Mo Ming. He immediately turned sideways and said quickly: "I bought it for myself, not for you. Of course, because you are my master, you can use it too. I didn't help materially. You, Master, you still have to keep working hard to earn money!" He finished speaking solemnly, and sighed with relief in the eyes of Jiang Ming, Qing Ming and Si Yinuo, "Hah, I'm going out to take a tour, just in case. Fu Sulai sneaked an attack." After speaking, a silver light flashed, and he "shooed" upstairs.

Uh...Is the door over there? Are you going upstairs to jump out of the window?

However, I still have to thank him. He really solved my biggest problem. There is no way for people to eat in Xianyu, and there is no canteen. Although there is a food street, it is financially difficult to buy it every day.

This time, Mo Ming really did not short-circuit.