Mercenaries and Adventurers
Chapter 63, Guild Wars - Butts and Slings
"Guda! Guda! Halu Guda!" The little goblin leader raised his head and saw Zhao Ji on the height, and immediately yelled at the other goblins. At this moment, all the goblins raised their heads Noticed Zhao Ji from a high place.
Stared at by the yellow eyes of these goblins, Zhao Ji grinned, and then yelled at the goblins below: "Ah!!!!"
Many thin goblins were taken aback by Zhao Ji's sudden yelling, and they frantically looked for a weapon at hand. Many goblins immediately threw something at Zhao Ji.
Zhao Ji did not expect that, as the sentinels in the village said, these goblins would indeed panic after being frightened by the loud noise. But he didn't expect that the goblins would throw everything at him.
All of a sudden, small rocks, mud, dead voles, and sticks in the hands of goblins all flew towards Zhao Ji. Zhao Ji barely dodged these messy things, jumping left and right to get out of the way.
The little goblin leader saw that there was a dizzy goblin throwing all the voles they had finally hunted to a high place, and immediately swung his belt angrily and slapped the reckless and dizzy goblin a few times.
It saw Zhao Ji dodging the flying objects one by one from the high place, and then he yelled loudly: "Lou Lou! Lou Lou!"
After hearing the order, the goblins stopped picking up things and throwing them at Zhao Ji. The little goblin leader patted his chest vigorously with his left hand, and while making a strange roar, he took his right hand from the waist of Zhao Ji. Take out a smooth pebble from the animal skin bag.
It wrapped the wider leather end of the leather belt wrapped around its green right wrist around the pebbles, and with a flick of its right hand, the belt spun around its right hand side with the flick of the wrist.
Zhao Ji looked at the goblin's movements from a high place, and realized that the belt tied to the goblin's hand was not a whip, but a sling. There was a regular wound the size of a pebble on the head of the domestic dog that the Brenns hunted. It turned out to be the fatal blow from the sling.
Below, the sling in the hand of the little leader Goblin turned even faster, making a whining sound. The other goblins next to them all looked at their little leader with excited eyes. Not only did they watch, they also muttered something, swayed and danced.
Seeing that the sling was turning faster and faster, Zhao Ji quickly lowered his body and hid himself in the dense grass. But at the same time Zhao Ji turned around and lowered his body, the little goblin leader below had already aimed at Zhao Ji who was at a high place, and the palm of his right hand was released just right, releasing the belt at one end of the sling. The pebble just turned to the highest point, and as the belt was loosened, the pebble flew towards Zhao Ji who was high with the high-speed centrifugal force.
The pebbles shattered the covered grass and bushes with a bang, and hit Zhao Jifu's buttocks that were raised when he lowered his body.
"Ah! It hurts! Ow! Ow! Ow! It hurts to death!" Zhao Ji immediately rolled around in the tall grass with his left buttocks in his arms.
Hearing the miserable howls of the humans above, the goblins by the water hole below became more and more excited. Their mouths were wide open, and their small, sharp teeth kept colliding and rubbing against each other. This is not near the village, they are no longer afraid of a large group of ferocious humans surrounding and killing them, they can't wait to taste the taste of human flesh.
Hearing that his blow had caused effective damage, the little goblin leader waved his hand and yelled at his subordinates to go up and catch or kill that human, and then bring him down.
After a yell, the seven goblins who still had sticks in their hands clenched the sticks tightly, while those without sticks dismantled the straw ropes and vines on their bodies, and took them in their hands as ropes for binding trophies. They climbed from the nearby easy-to-climb places to the high places where humans were.
Zhao Ji was hit on the left buttocks,
He screamed in pain. Fortunately, the ass with the thickest flesh was hit, even if any other part of the body was hit by hard pebbles, it would not be solved by simply crying out for pain now.
Zhao Ji rolled left and right on the grass in pain. Although he was in pain, he still heard the voice of the goblins below. Finding that they were boldly climbing up towards him, Zhao Ji gritted his teeth and wanted to show these goblins a good look.
It's not very high in itself, and the goblins climbed up in a few strokes. As soon as they came up, they saw a human wearing thick clothes lying on the ground and groaning in pain. It seemed that he had no ability to fight back.
A few goblins pushed and shoved. They are not weak goblins who have no hunting experience. The goblins who can boldly go to the human land to steal strong things are all goblins who have hunting experience. . They knew that most of the prey still had the ability to fight back at this time, so they pushed and shoved for a while, and finally let the goblin, who looked relatively the thinnest among them, go up and stun the prey.
For this reason, a 'Great' Goblin also handed over his wooden club to it. Originally, this kind of thing should be done by the young goblins who took and harvested prey, but before going to sleep, the little leader had already whipped them and scattered them to unknown places around.
Reluctantly, the goblin put down a handful of small stones in his hand, took the wooden stick handed to him, and tremblingly approached the human who was making a weak moan.
Zhao Ji heard a goblin approaching. He didn't expect these goblins to look carefree, and they were so cautious when approaching the injured human. As expected, he is indeed a little monster living in the wilderness. Zhao Ji admires his cautiousness in confrontation.
But admiration is all admiration, today, these goblins who hurt his ass must all die! !
Lao Tzu's buttocks are swollen.
Zhao Ji didn't wait for the goblin who was approaching to get closer, he directly held the long sword hidden under his body, turned over directly, drew a big arc with his arm, and swung the long sword towards the goblin who was close to him .
The sudden change made the goblin who was close to Zhao Ji unable to react, and the long sword that was thrown directly hit him obliquely. This sword pierced through its shoulder and clavicle, and it didn't stop until it reached its lower abdomen.
Zhao Ji stepped on the ground with his left foot to borrow strength. Although the left buttock on his left leg was still experiencing bursts of pain, Zhao Ji held back the pain and kept his movements out of shape. Stepping on the ground with his left foot, his right leg was lifted up directly with his body, kicking the goblin in the chest, and kicking the goblin away.
Following the flying goblin, the long sword was pulled out from its body, and the viscera in the belly of the flying goblin spurted out from the wound on its body following Zhao Ji's fierce kick.
This change caused the remaining six goblins to turn pale with fright, and they waved the things in their hands indiscriminately, trying to resist the human that pounced on them.
After Zhao Ji stood up, he rushed directly to the group of goblins. He was really afraid of the little goblin leader who could throw flying stones, but as long as he didn't distance himself from the other goblins, then Naturally, there is no need to worry about this weapon.
Zhao Ji slammed with the sword, splitting a small wooden stick that was swinging at him, and then stabbed with the sword. The tip of the long sword was slightly upturned, and it stabbed accurately from the mouth of the terrified goblin. It also rubbed violently with the fangs in the goblin's mouth for a moment, and it didn't stop until it pierced obliquely from the back of its brain.
There was no time to kick and take advantage of the situation to draw the sword. Zhao Ji turned his body half a circle and let the long sword be drawn out of the head of the dead goblin with the rotation of his body. This half circle is not in vain, the drawn long sword formed a half arc and knocked away several small wooden clubs and arms holding stones, and even the arm of a goblin holding a stone. Zhao Ji's long sword took advantage of the situation and cut off several of its long green fingers.
The screams of the goblin whose fingers had been cut off sounded beside his ears, and Zhao Ji quickly jumped twice, dodging the two goblins who were jumping at him empty-handed. These goblins wanted to take advantage of the large number of people to throw him to the ground, but Zhao Ji would not give them this chance.
Just as Zhao Ji dodged the attack of the goblins who were pounced on him, there was another humming sound from the water hole underneath that shocked Zhao Ji.
He recognized it, it was the sound of the little goblin leader swinging the sling again. Zhao Ji's scalp went numb for a while, and he didn't care about the other goblins. He fell to the ground immediately, and at the same time waved his long sword at the remaining goblins indiscriminately, preventing those goblins from approaching.
Just two seconds after Zhao Ji lay down on the ground, at the moment when the whining sound from below stopped, a pebble flew swiftly through the grass and bushes from the direction below, and hit Zhao Ji directly. On the head of a goblin in front of you.
The green and ferocious head was immediately pierced by pebbles, as if a hot knife had been inserted into congealed lard.
Bits of blood splashed from the dented head, and Zhao Ji even saw white brains squeezed out of the Goblin's bent ear on the other side.
The shock that this blow brought to the remaining four goblins completely surpassed that of Zhao Ji, a human being. The remaining four goblins ignored Zhao Ji and fell to the ground and yelled loudly.
"Cack, quack, quack, quack, quack!" With the loud yelling of the goblins, the whining sound from below also stopped, and then came the loud dissatisfaction of the little goblin leader below. roar.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhao Ji quickly put the long sword into the scabbard around his waist, picked up the backpack next to him, and crawled away super quickly.
After bypassing the goblin's sling attack route, Zhao Ji quickly got up, rushed into the dense bushes, and lost track.
This is not an escape, but a tactical transfer!
Today he is fighting with these goblins forever. He had to find a way to kill the little goblin leader who could throw slings.
When the human Zhao Ji plunged into the bushes, he disappeared. The remaining four goblins dared to shout while standing up.
Dragging the three dead goblins down, the remaining goblins became more and more manic. The strong goblin who is the little leader once again used the sling belt tied on his right hand to slam the four goblins around him, but the remaining four goblins had the guts to dodge. The whipping of the belt, while pointing at the unlucky goblin who died from being hit on the head by a pebble, and yelled something sharply.
Hearing this, the strong goblin no longer had the natural momentum to whip other goblins before, and it could no longer whip the remaining four goblins, so it had to kick on the wooden barrel filled with muddy water. Then he hugged his green feet and jumped around in pain.
After being incompetent and furious, the five goblins had no choice but to gather together and sulk, arguing in their goblin's simple language.
Just when they ate the voles and wanted to have fun, a stone the size of a human fist flew out from the dense bushes not far away, and hit the back of the strong goblin.
This time, the remaining goblins stopped sitting together. They grabbed the remaining weapons they could find, and ran towards the bush where the stone was thrown.
The bushes trembled for a while, but Zhao Ji had already run away after throwing the stone. He ran along the downstream direction of the stream, deliberately shaking the tall bushes around him all the way to lure the remaining goblins who were completely enraged to follow his plan. he chases.
Zhao Ji wants to try to separate these goblins first, and find opportunities to defeat them. At the same time, the other goblins he had killed by the stream would scare the goblins who were chasing him.
Since it is a creature with some intelligence, there must be two kinds of beings who are afraid of death and those who are not. After seeing the other goblins killed by him one by one by the stream, the goblin who is afraid of death will definitely want to leave the battle and flee back to their old nest settlement.
The goblin, who is not afraid of death, wants to kill him, a treacherous and cunning human being, because he knows that his weapon can effectively injure that human being. All he needs is a chance to hit the head. Hit it, and it will become the best slinger in the settlement, and their goblin gods will surely reward it.
It is not even a problem to become the big boss in the settlement. When the day comes when it successfully drives away the old big boss with the reward of the gods and becomes the new big boss, it will no longer have to hunt through mountains and rivers. Comfortably enjoy other female goblins on the dry thatch pile in the settlement, so that the newborn goblins in the settlement are her children.
Under its leadership, their settlements can definitely defeat the human villages on the plain, occupy the fertile plain, enjoy inexhaustible fat chicken and delicious sheep, and kill a strong and huge bull every day. Dedicated to the gods, the beef is given to its children, and the most delicious beef offal must be eaten by itself. After it is full, the remaining beef offal may be rewarded to those who serve it. Female goblins.
Soon, the remaining five goblins were led by Zhao Ji to find the first fleeing goblin who died by the stream.
Zhao Ji listened to those little green-skinned creatures scream loudly and rubbed his swollen left buttocks, thinking about where it was going, and there were more behind.
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