Merchant of the Underworld

My consciousness suddenly became much clearer. Looking at the woman who was pressed beneath me, I secretly cursed myself for being shameless. I quickly started to recite the Tao Te Ching, and after a few minutes, my restless mood slowly subsided.

I looked at the woman with an apologetic look: "Sorry, I have been entangled by a pervert recently, and I often lose control..."

"Trash!" She gave me a dissatisfied look, went to the room to change clothes, then left with her bag.

I looked at her leaving figure and couldn't laugh or cry for a while. At the same time, I was extremely depressed. The damn grain bag could amplify any emotion I felt.

Li Mazi walked in confused, looked at me, then at the leaving woman, and suddenly slapped his forehead: "Damn it, brother Zhang, did I come at the wrong time? I'm sorry, I’m leaving now, please call me back as soon as possible.”

Without saying anything, I kicked Li Mazi directly: "What nonsense are you talking about? It's not what you think."

Li Mazi chuckled and said, "What's there to be embarrassed about? If you don't open the door for a few minutes, everyone will know what happened. However, if you can capture her, it shows that you are capable."

I didn't have time to talk to Li Mazi blindly, saying that I hadn't eaten yet and should go eat first.

In addition, I was disturbed by the evil things in the house, so I did some excessive actions. You must not tell anyone else, especially Yin Xinyue, otherwise I will ignore this matter and let you go to jail.

Li Mazi nodded immediately: "Don't worry, I won't even say I'll kill you."

I took Li Mazi to eat some pasta, and when I came back I also brought two packets of refined salt, two boxes of sandalwood and peach wood branches, thinking that I might be able to use them tonight.

The things in this room can not only force people to sleep on the bed, but can also do that kind of thing to the hostess. Just thinking about it makes my scalp numb.

I thought to myself, we shouldn't be fooling each other tonight, right? After all, we are men.

If he was ghosted, he would probably lose his face for the rest of his life.

But then I became confused. After so many years as a ghost dealer, I have only heard of ghosts possessing other people and torturing the opposite sex to death. I have never heard of ghosts directly possessing people...

If there is one, it is probably the only evil ghost in a million.

It seems that I won't have any sleep tonight.

Li Mazi and I checked the wiring in the room to make sure there was no problem, and then turned on all the household appliances. Whether it's something that emits light or makes sounds, as long as humans like it, ghosts probably won't like it.

I walked around the house trying to figure out what was wrong? However, after searching around, I didn't find anything suspicious. It seemed that this thing was hidden quite deep.

The neighborhood is full of residents, which gives us a lot of courage.

However, this courage gradually receded as the lights of the surrounding neighbors were turned off. When the street lights were dimmed, my forehead suddenly started to sweat nervously!

Human beings have an innate fear of darkness. I guess no one can overcome this problem, right?

I turned on the TV and ordered the recently popular "Mermaid", hoping to relax through the movie. I also hope that the lights and sounds in the room will scare that thing away from coming out.

If that thing doesn't come out today, I can tell the other party tomorrow. There is no problem. If you don't want to live in it, just sell the villa!

"Mermaid" is not funny at all. Although I tried to keep my eyes open, sleepiness slowly came over me. I felt like I almost held my eyelids with matchsticks.

In the end, I couldn't bear it and fell asleep leaning against the bed.

I don’t know how long it took, but I felt like someone was sitting on my lap. I opened my eyes drowsily and found that there was indeed a man sitting on my lap, staring at the TV motionless.

I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body, and subconsciously went to pick out the peach branches. Last time I was in Shouyang Mountain, the man in the T-shirt told me that peach wood branches mixed with refined salt can double the effect of dealing with dirt, so I want to give it a try today!

But when I went to get the peach branches, I was horrified to find that all the peach branches and other items originally placed on the pillow were missing. I suddenly broke into a cold sweat and looked around anxiously.

You won’t know if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it.

I found that there were seven or eight beauties sitting around in the corner of the room. Each of these beauties was more coquettish than the last. They were wearing strange golden skirts, exposing large areas of skin. Their eyes were dull and they were staring at the TV motionlessly.

As for the peach tree branch, it was being held in the hands of a beautiful woman and played with.

When they noticed that I was staring at them, they all looked at me inexplicably. One of the beauties smiled at me, and with such a smile, two long fangs in her mouth were exposed.

I was really scared and felt my legs twitching. But I can't panic. Once I panic, these things may be taken advantage of, and I won't be able to clean them up...

I wanted to stand up, but the man sitting on my lap was like a mountain, weighing me down so much that I couldn't get up at all.

I had no choice but to take a deep breath and curse angrily: "You bastard, get out of here!"

The man turned his head and looked at me in surprise.

Only then did I finally see the man's appearance clearly. He had dark skin, a bald head, a long face, and squinty eyes.

I took the opportunity to get out of bed, but as soon as I got out of bed, a charming beauty sitting next to me grabbed my arm and pushed me back.

"what are you doing!"

I mustered up the courage to roar.

The charming beauty suddenly smiled at me and pointed to her belly.

I lowered my head and glanced at it. When I saw it, I was so scared that I flew out of my mind.

Her belly had split open at some point, and a bulging little head came out of the crack. It turned out to be a very cute baby's face, smiling sweetly at me.

No matter how courageous I was, I couldn't control myself when I encountered this situation. I screamed that there was a ghost and ran away.

But as soon as I ran, I felt my body fall heavily to the ground. The eyes were dark, and Li Mazi's voice seemed to be heard in his ears: "Brother Zhang, what's wrong with you? Wake up quickly."

I immediately opened my eyes and found that everything was normal in the room. There was no one on the sofa, and there was no one on my lap. At this moment, I was lying on the carpet, embarrassed.

I quickly took a look around. There were bright lights, Stephen Chow's "The Mermaid" was still playing on the TV, cleaners had already started cleaning the community, and a trace of fish belly white from the east shone through the window. This morning was quite wonderful.

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and sat back on the sofa.

Thinking about the dream just now, I still had lingering fears. I checked the peach tree branches beside me and found that no one had touched them. I was relieved.

It seems that what just happened was indeed a dream.

But why did I have such a strange dream? Now I think about that dream. Although it is a bit scary, it is actually quite funny. There are several beautiful beauties and a bald nigger. I’m afraid if I tell Li Mazi, Li Mazi will definitely laugh, right?

Li Mazi saw that I had been distracted since I woke up, so he asked me what was wrong.

I just shook my head and said I just had a dream.

By the way, Li Mazi sat next to me all night. Did he encounter any strange situations? I immediately asked Li Mazi.