Metal Ranger of the Endless Plane

Chapter 251: Adolescent agitated teenager

{Um...} Lu Yuan, who heard this set of bad news, suddenly felt a little disheartened.

{So, how old is his current IQ equivalent to that of a kid? }

[About 16 years old. 】

{16 years old? }Lu is far from believing, {Can he be 16 years old? I'm only 18 years old, alright! }

[First of all, the host's current experience is far more than that of his peers, and it is no longer appropriate to claim to be 18 years old. After all, the host has lived with his 25-year-old face for several months, and has not been seen through. 】

{But I am indeed 18 years old physically! At most, 18 and a half years old, okay? }

【Casual. 】

[In addition, 16-year-old refers to his IQ level. 】

[His problem is a lack of common sense or knowledge accumulation, not a low IQ. Although the two are positively correlated to some extent. 】

{You mean, he doesn't think about it now, mainly because he is a newborn and doesn't understand anything? }

【Yes. 】

{Gosh, did I want to find a helper, but I became an electronic pet? }

【……】

"Hey, surge, what are you doing?" Lu Yuan suddenly felt something, looked around and couldn't help being surprised.

"Ah? It's nothing!" Jiyong said innocently, "I just want to see if my little Dingding works well!"

"That's a remote control machine gun! It's not your little Dingding!" Lu Yuan pointed to the 12.7mm M2HB machine gun that was constantly dangling on the roof of the car and said angrily.

"But, but they are boys, that's not the little Ding Ding of others, where is it?" Suddenly said aggrieved, "Could it be, this root?"

The wiper shook suddenly.

"Or this one?"

This time it is the shift lever (US version of automatic transmission).

"Or this one?"

Turn to the light pole.

"But these are too small! People's Tintin wouldn't be so small!"

With that said, this guy actually seemed to be tantrums, rolling on the ground, dangling in the space.

{You said he is 16 years old? This is something that a 6-year-old kid can do, right? Isn't this a Crayon Shinchan? }

[Xiaoxin is only five years old. 】

{Don't talk nonsense! }Lu Yuan was furious, {what should I do now? }

【Hold on. 】

As the cell phone connected to the car flickered, the surge suddenly stopped.

{Hello, how is it? }Lu Yuan asked.

【Hold on. 】

Two minutes later, {how? }

【Hold on! 】

ten minutes,{? }

【Wait! 】

"Brother, wait, we won't be able to go anymore! Look outside, the security guards have already wrapped up the space near the entrance and exit!"

After nearly ten minutes passed, the system suddenly said, [Okay. 】

"Well, my father, the boss has provided me with common sense. Don't worry, you can guarantee that you won't go wrong!" Ji Yong said afterwards.

"Eh?" Lu Yuan nodded noncommitantly, pointed at the rapid-fire cannon on the roof and asked, "Is that still your little Dingding?"

"No." Ji Yong said in a very firm tone.

"Oh? Well, not bad." Lu Yuan nodded in relief.

"That's my big eagle!" Jiyong found a strong male voice and shouted.

"..." Lu Yuan couldn't help but fell backwards, collapsed on his seat, and asked weakly, "This, is, why, what, what, ah~"

This was originally a question to the system, but I didn't expect the surge to be the first to say, "Because of such a stout guy, how can he be called a ‘little’?"

"This is against common sense at all!"

"Xiao Liu! System! Did you teach him this common sense?" Lu Yuan said in grief and helplessness.

"Huh huh~ it's just a joke, dad, don't take it seriously~" Ji Yong's tone changed.

"Uh? Really?"

"It's more real than 24K gold!" Geyong said in a serious tone, but in a blink of an eye, two or three wheels moved to the corner of the space next to T72A.

"Hi, eldest brother! I'm the surge, may I ask you? Seeing that you are so energetic and talented, you must have a resounding name?"

Lu Yuan: "That is a T72A main battle tank, which has no intelligence."

Surging: "What? Such a strong and upright big eagle, uh, no, it's elder brother, you gave me life first without activating it? I'm so touched, dad!"

Lu Yuan: "...That's a tank gun..."

Surging: "Tank gun? I know. But I don't know one thing, I want to ask my dad for advice."

Lu Yuan: "What?"

Surging: "Can you install that strong eagle, uh, tank gun, for me?"

Lu Yuan: "No!!! Yes!!!"

Words rejected the surge of severe male genital worship disorder, Lu Yuan asked the system angrily, {This is what you said ‘okay’? Where is it? You all know how to wash the floor jokingly, okay? }

[Calm, please calm down the host. 】

[Surge is still a new life that has not been deeply involved in the world. Although this system has instilled a lot of common sense in life for him, it has expanded his knowledge base. But these things need some time for him to digest. 】

[At the same time, he still has a lot of energetic thinking intolerance like human adolescents, which is also a normal performance. 】

[At least he knows to use jokes to ease the atmosphere, this is an improvement, isn't it? 】

{I'm afraid that his slip is getting worse! }

[So, what does the host want him to be? A qualified fighter who is taciturn? 】

{What's wrong with that? }

[Host, please think about your team. 】

[At present, in addition to the host himself, Turner Newman is undoubtedly the second team member. 】

[According to the current development direction, Alex will soon become an official member of the host. 】

[The host really wants to make the third member, surge, also a facial paralysis gourd? 】

{Em...} After being reminded by the system, Lu Yuan imagined the scene when four people were together. Three of them were dull and did not speak for a long time. He felt embarrassed when he wanted to talk by himself, but felt a chill rise from his back. Mao, even the body shivered.

"What's the matter? Father? Are you uncomfortable?" The tank guns surrounding the T72A were looking at the surge, and immediately noticed the changes in Lu Yuan, and couldn't help but care, "Is it kidney deficiency? This can be obtained. Make up for it!"

"Shut up!" Lu Yuan turned his head to face the dashboard angrily, and said to the system in his heart, {I think that's good! }

[The host is just a moment of anger. 】

{Humph! }

Just in the gap between Lu Yuan and the system, there was a surge of scolding, only to be honest for a while, and then wandering around this small No. 2 space.

The next moment, he found the Mercedes-Benz AMG armored version in another corner, and rushed over like a cat catching a mouse, and almost shot the front glass of the road without a seat belt.

"Hi, Miss Beautiful Sister, what do you call it? I'm Gushing, make a friend?"

"???" After returning to his senses, Lu Yuan, looking at an off-road vehicle inconceivably, and chatting with his coupe, felt that his brain cells were not enough.

{Sixth brother, you said he was a ignorant boy who was adolescent and restless, I can believe it. But what's going on with his familiar accosting now? So sophisticated? Can ordinary adolescents not do it? }

[How come, in Mika High School, such a handful. 】

[Anyway, his body is still a beautiful truck. 】

{……}

"Sister beauty, do you think my spear looks good? Look, it is so flexible and so domineering~"

"Hey~! Surge, what are you doing?" Lu Yuan turned his head and found that Surge was controlling the M2HB machine gun at some point, poking around the fuel tank cap of that AMG, and was shocked.

"You stop for me! You rascal!" Lu Yuan angrily said, "What do you want to do? Do you want me to castrate you?"

"Ah? Father, don't be angry~" Ji Chung hurriedly took the remote control machine gun back, "I know this car is not activated, I'm just kidding~"

"I don't care about other jokes, this kind of absolutely no! This is a crime, or the most indiscriminate crime! You must never do this kind of thing, you know?!" Lu Yuan was still furious.

"Yes, I knew it was wrong." Ji Yong said in a low tone.

"Yeah." Seeing Jiyong's brows drooping, Lu Yuan slowly dissipated, and suddenly feeling amused, he secretly sighed that he was unknowingly being biased by the car.

One car took its own remote control machine gun and poked the fuel tank cap of another car. The latter is just an ordinary industrial product. What's the matter?

He wasn't really an agitated teenager, taking his own thing to poke the other girl's thing.

I still think too much.

[No, that's great. 】

[The key to bringing children is to establish boundaries. What can be done, what can be discussed, and what can never be done. 】

[Everything is denied, it is oppression. 】

[Everything is okay, it's indulgence. 】

[There is a choice between the two, it is cultivation. 】

[Congratulations to the host for taking the first step towards being a right parent. 】

{...}Lu Yuan shook his head, not having a good air, {Should I use you to praise me? }

After this interruption, Lu Yuan finally remembered that his side was still deep in the enemy camp, and the top priority should be to escape.

If you are driving a rebel van and rushing out of the crowd, you should be able to escape this so-called secret facility in District 7 before the car is broken.

After all, the armor of the insurgents is designed to protect against .50BMG and 762NATO bullet attacks, and it is more than enough to cope with the 556 and pistol ammunition outside.

Just because he felt that his chances of successfully escaping were not low, Lu Yuan had another idea at this time.

{Brother Six, I remember that in the original plot, the main line of this first movie was that the Autobots followed the actor's intelligence line to find the source of the fire in order to prevent the Decepticons from grasping the source of fire? }

【Yes. 】

{Finally, it looks like Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots, also wants the male protagonist to throw the Rubik's Cube into his own kind of fire, to burn the jade and stone, and then destroy the source of the fire and prevent it from being obtained by Megatron? }

【Yes. 】

{Doesn’t that mean that the Rubik’s Cube outside is not so much the King Arthur’s sword in the stone who is the winner, but rather it is the Supreme Lord of the Middle-earth Continent that is to be destroyed? }

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