Metal Ranger of the Endless Plane
Chapter 534: Daily life of male college students
"How come? I'm not afraid of causing misunderstandings from Her Majesty~" Lu Yuan grinned, and said to the swallow who was licking the cat. "It's hard to say if you want these things? Give you a light weapons magazine, pick whatever you want. "
"Eh? The tone is not small!" Yanzi heard the words and let go of her hand on the little civet cat. After she stabled and ran away, she stood up and said, "Anything is fine? Have you gotten the craftsmanship of the hand cannons? "
"Hey, what is that, if you really want it, it's okay to make you a pistol that can shoot .50BMG!" Lu Yuan said.
"Tsk tsk, bragging again! Automatic pistols are okay? Don't do that boring single-shot version. The Triple Action that made the thunder50 hand cannon went bankrupt within a short period of time. It can be seen that the thing is so useless."
"Um..." Lu Yuan was choked with nothing to say.
He always forgets that Yanzi is now no better than before. He has the memory of Alex. Although he can't directly hang himself when the firearms are messed up, he is different from her before.
The Swallow was excited when he was holding a gilded antique Walter P38 pistol.
"Why come back so early? Your empire is unified? Haven't sent the ring yet?" Lu Yuan decided to answer by question.
"Cut!" The swallow curled his mouth, and then licked his teeth at the little civet cat who was grinding his claws and brewing a counterattack after he got out of the devil's claws. After scaring the little guy back into the nest, he raised his eyebrows triumphantly, as if hitting them. Like a victorious battle, he turned his head and looked towards Lu Yuan.
"Yes, no, yes!"
"I just came back so early! I haven't unified yet, the ring is out!"
"Well, the rings are all sent out? I thought your trip would take a long time." Lu Yuan was slightly surprised.
"Shiliubi ah Shiliubi!" Yanzi stretched out his finger and shook, "It is not normal for one year on the ground and one day in the sky~"
"But your Dryad Empire hasn't unified the world? It's all, well, three or four years have passed, right?" Lu Yuan thought for a while.
"Where is that simple! Do you know how big the entire continent is? Other places are either a powerful empire or a bunch of ugly monsters. How fast can you advance?"
Swallow curled her mouth and finished, suddenly tilted her little nose, looked at the two big shopping bags in Lu Yuan's hand, and couldn't help asking, "What's in your bag? It smells so good!"
"Ha, it's just hanging up the oven to roast duck." Lu Yuan lifted the bag and smiled, "Your cat's nose is really good, even our Zhu Yiyi doesn't smell it."
"Meow~~" The red raccoon immediately objected when it heard it, and while meowing, it curled its head against the swallow's back.
It probably means, "It's not that I didn't smell it, I just didn't dare to pass it! You blast away the big devil, and you see how I clean up that duck!"
But before the meowing was finished, the swallow who turned his head to look at was so scared that he retracted his neck and squatted into the nest honestly.
"Zhu Yiyi, is this the name of the cat? You are really nasty!" Swallow won again, turning around to grab the bag that was far away and walked to the dining table.
"Hey, don't be in such a hurry, wait for me to fry two dishes!" Lu Yuan hurriedly said, "Also, keep some for Yiyi, don't eat them all... Well, forget it, you wait, I'll go out and buy again One comes back."
He almost forgot. As a swallow who also opened the path to transcendence and had more than ten attribute points, he had the same appetite as him, and it was no longer a normal person.
If you really eat like this, I am afraid that the poor red raccoon Zhu Yiyi can't even eat the bones of the mouth, but the swallows or the road far away, will still not be full.
In short, Lu Yuan simply bought two more ducks, which allowed two people to eat one cat, or one person and two cats.
Looking at the two cats, one big and one small, lying lazily on the sofa watching TV, Lu Yuan shook his head and had to take the remaining plates back to the kitchen and slowly tidy them up.
After I came back, I found the little raccoon flower, who had already gone out to spread the joy at this time. At this time, he was nestling in the swallow's arms and snore comfortably, completely disappearing from the previous fear of the big devil.
"Well, I haven't seen her be so honest recently!" Lu Yuan shook his head helplessly, "Can you only use magic to deal with magic, so can you only rely on cats to deal with cats?"
"Hey, this little guy is pretty good, and his skills are pretty good, well, compared to other people." Yanzi shrugged his nose, and just said, "It's a pity to meet me."
"Good skill?"
"Yeah, as soon as I came in, this little guy rushed straight into my hair. Hey, if I wasn't smart, maybe she would have to get her bangs off!"
Lu Yuan looked at Yanzi's blond hair when he heard the words, and suddenly understood what was going on, and couldn't help telling her about the fight between the little raccoon flower and the golden retriever.
"Hezhe, is this little guy going to pounce when he sees blond hair?" Yanzi asked with wide-eyed eyes.
"It's not! It's all a tyrant in the neighborhood." Lu Yuan cried and laughed.
"Someone has to teach her the rules, it won't work! It looks like I have to live with you a little longer."
"You and mine, don't you have to say, this is ours~" Lu Yuan said as he said, he leaned over to Yanzi.
"Speaking well, dare you say you haven't brought any other women here?"
"Absolutely not! The conscience of heaven and earth!"
"Cut, what about her?" Yanzi pointed to the tabby cat in his arms.
"She? But is she a cat?" Lu Yuan said.
"Cat? Whose cat would be called Zhu Yiyi? This is clearly a girl's name! Do you think I don’t understand Chinese? You clearly mean to prepare in advance, wait for the real person Zhu Yiyi to take home and look back Also use our raccoon as a shield!"
"Your brain circuit! Are you watching a romance drama again?" Lu Yuan smiled bitterly, "This is just a name given to her casually, why is it like a human?"
"Look, her hair is reddish, red, isn't it normal for her surname Zhu?"
"She is the first cat I raised, but people are so cute, can't you call her Zhu Da, right?"
"So, Zhu Yi, Zhu Yiyi, Zhu Yiyi, it's that simple!"
"Well, is that the case?" Yanzi reduced her previous momentum, and could not help coughing, and then sank herself back into the sofa. "Well, let me tell you, your sofa is comparable to yours in Los Santos. The set is far worse! This is not like you!"
"Hello, this is starting to change the subject, right?"
"What's the transfer?" Yanzi said and pointed to other furniture. "Even the other items are almost a thing. Why, are you out of money? Let's go out and get a vote? For example, go to avenge Yiyi. ?"
"Meow meow meow!" As soon as I heard the word revenge, the tabby cat immediately stopped sleepy, jumped out of the swallow's arms two or three times, and stood on the coffee table with two big eyes looking at Lu Yuan and the swallow. .
As if saying, "When shall we leave?"
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