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A man in his thirties, dressed in a yellow robe, with sunken cheeks, a blue complexion, sunken eyes, and a skeleton, as if he had been drained of his spirit, appeared in front of the camera.
As soon as he appeared, coupled with his ghost-like voice, it instantly caused a riot in the entire live broadcast room.
[it!Hell!The anchor is about to accept him
!] [Mom, I'm afraid this friend is not an addict! This doesn't have the skills of about thirty years, I'm afraid it won't become
like this!] [Why does this person look like this, scared the baby to death!]
When discussing the appearance of this new friend in the live broadcast room, Zhang Tianle squinted, and there was a clear smile in his eyes.
"Good evening Daoyou! I don't know what Daoist needs to count? Or according to the old rules, I will calculate the past for you first?"
Rhine hesitated, and finally gritted his teeth and nodded: "Then please ask the anchor to help me calculate the future!"
He also wanted to see if Zhang Tianle had a solution to his matter.
If not, then find another big guy to save him!
He really has no choice now.
Zhang Tianle ran the Ying Tianxin method: "Daoyou, since you were a child, your parents died, you were abandoned in the wild, you were picked up by the Taoist master and adopted by the Taoist temple, your master provided you with school, you have Wenqu Xing Gaizhao, you were admitted to the Taoist Academy, and became the youngest doctor, it is the pride of your master."
The first half of your life, it can be said that everything is smooth, the spring breeze is proud,
but the good times are not long, when you are twenty-eight years old, the master died of stomach problems, leaving many classics with you, but unfortunately you have not succeeded in becoming a teacher, these years can only painstakingly manage the Taoist temple and self-taught master left many classics.
And when you delve into the classics, you apply the knowledge to help many good believers, get married in many ways, and become famous.
It was also at this time that it caused you trouble. And this trouble was brought to you by your bad friends, and it also caused you to change from a handsome and handsome young man to the withered appearance you are now.
After Zhang Tianle finished speaking, he looked at Rhine with a smile: "These are what I can calculate, so Daoyou, what are you going to count now?"
Accurate
! It's so
accurate! It's just pretty good
! So, he "snapped" and fell to his knees: "Anchor, you're too accurate! Please save me
! I'm really miserable by my cheating friend!
When my reputation spread, my friends knew that I was very accurate in divination, so they all came to me to tell fortunes.
And that night, a friend who didn't know how to go or retreat came to play with me, and asked me about my divination skills, after I taught him, he calculated the trigrams, I saw that he was not sincere, so I asked him not to play, easy to get into trouble.
I never imagined that he would be so playful and say it's okay! You
know what he asked?
He asked who else was around us.
The whole Taoist temple asked me and him as two living people.
And his hexagram was lost.
Six copper coins fell on the table, all of them yin.
He was so frightened that he fled, leaving me alone in the wind! I was
also trembling in my heart, and after apologizing to those ghosts and gods, I also gave incense to my grandfather, thinking that the matter was settled.
But who knows, this is also the beginning of my nightmare.
At this, Rhine shuddered as if he thought of something.
The tears almost didn't hold back on the spot and flowed down.
"That night, six female ghosts appeared in my dream and wanted me to marry them!
So I became like this!
" At this point, Rhine could no longer hold back, and cried out with a "wow".
But when I think about it, it's already past seven o'clock in the evening.
As soon as it was nine o'clock, the female ghosts would come to him.
He stretched out his hand to Zhang Tianle: "Anchor, since you can calculate this, I beg you to save me! I've really done everything I can now!" Zhang
Tianle pursed his lips and glanced at the other party sympathetically, he was about to speak, and Rhine couldn't hold back again.
Next time I cried: "Please, I can't help it, it's my nightmare!" Zhang
Tianle glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly:
[Mom! I almost didn't die of laughter
!] [Shocked! Flying disaster, my brother came to my house for divination, brought me a sweet burden, and left me with six female perverts!] [
Ask, how to deal with six female ghosts, one a day, I can't do it at all!]
[The wheels of the car upstairs are all pressed on my face!]
In order to avoid the complete collapse of the mentality of the Rhine mentality, he opened his mouth to divert his attention.
"Good. I'll help you solve
it!" As soon as Zhang Tianle's words came out, Rhine suddenly raised his head and asked in surprise: "Really, great!"
The whole person jumped up directly from the spot and spun three times in mid-air.
This figure as light as a swallow made the entire live broadcast room stunned.
[Ahh
He ran the Ying Tian Gong method and shouted softly: "Don't hide, come out!" In
response to him, there was a long silence.
The sailors who were silent to the entire live broadcast room felt embarrassed.
Zhang Tianle looked at the six warblers and warblers around Rhine, Yanyan, and two beautiful female ghosts in blue clothes, and stuck out his tongue at him arrogantly, looking at him with disdain.
"Sister, it's really funny, I'm afraid I drank too much, right? Do you really think you can mess with us?"
"But, it's really self-righteous, we're not those little Luo who
trembles with fear in a few words!" "And said, sisters, this Taoist priest is quite handsome, why don't we crawl along this network cable tonight and have fun with this stupid anchor?"
"Ah, this, it's really a good idea!" After all, this little Taoist priest has no oil and water to see, and in another half a month, he will really be squeezed dry by us, now change a scourge, let him raise him for a few days, and then squeeze him again
!" "Sisters, quick! Get together! Let him see how powerful we are!"
Zhang Tianle squinted.
This group of female ghosts was so bold that they dared to talk about it in front of him to squeeze him, and they thought that he couldn't see them?
Just as these female ghosts were about to act, he picked up his pen and put pen to paper on the yellow paper on the table.
After a while, he finished drawing the talisman, picked it up, and threw it at the camera.
The Fu spontaneously combusted without fire in mid-air, and when it was pasted in front of the camera, it suddenly turned into flying ashes.
[Mom!Mom!I'm going to report
, the anchor is playing with fire!] [Mom! The anchor's hand is really scared to death of the baby!] [So you didn't see that the anchor didn't ignite the fire at all, and then this yellow charm spontaneously combusted? This is Thai pants spicy!]
Before these people could continue to barrage, they heard a group of charming screams.
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