Metropolis: Attack, Fat House

On the rooftop of the Municipal Bureau Building.

Several elders from the serious crime team got together to smoke.

"At the beginning I asked the girl I was after, do you have a gift you like?"

"She said yes!"

"I just said, then you tell me?"

"She said no!"

"I just asked what should I buy?"

"She said you guess!"

"I said then I can't guess what you want."

"She just said that I don't really like her."

"I said you didn't really want this gift!"

Guo Jia complained frantically there.

Xiao Yao and the others were almost out of anger when they laughed.

"So I now understand why many girls fall in love with scumbags."

Guo Jia said angrily: "Because a scumbag can easily make girls happy. But the biggest problem with a scumbag is that he has to make many girls happy at the same time. Although we steel are not scumbags, not scumbag is just an advantage. It’s not buying something. You think the scumbag has paid for everything except sincerity. And our honest people don’t know anything but honesty, right?"

"wrong!"

Xiao Yao smiled and said, "Have you forgotten your pride of not taking a bath for three or five days? And the small belly that makes a sound when you touch it? Or wear the tightest polo shirt to tighten the highest waistband? Chasing the most beautiful The ugliest bag for a girl? Is it higher than your hairline?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Guo Jia: "..."

"You are looking at the scumbag."

Xiao Yao looked at Guo Jia and said, "Are the scumbags right? Of course they are wrong. It must be wrong to be a scumbag, but there is nothing wrong with the technique that a scumbag pleases girls. So you have to Clearly realize this, that is, martial arts itself is not wrong, it is the people who practice martial arts that is wrong!"

"No, the world is wrong!"

Everyone started booing.

"I'm not convinced."

Guo Jia said dissatisfied: "Is it because the scumboy's martial arts is too strong, that he wants to go out and make more girls happy?"

"The great knight is for the country and the people!"

Xiao Yao continued to tease.

"Boss, don't make trouble."

Guo Jia pouted, "Are they doing this for the people and the country? This is really crazy!"

"I've seen many old men complaining to women. What's the matter with this scumbag? I have paid so much for you. Why don't you love me?"

Xiao Yao said sternly: "But the question is, if you give too much, others must be obliged to love you?"

"Uh!"

Guo Jia was stunned.

"Bug, you have to remember that no one in this world loves you, doesn't like you, doesn't want to be with you, this doesn't need a reason."

Xiao Yao said with a smile: "Like and love is just a feeling, a probability. To return with dedication, the premise is to find the right person. It is not enough to find yourself to give sincerely and like the other person. The other person must also like you. It’s hard to be together if you’re sincere. Although it’s rare, it’s not without it."

"Boss, then teach me how to find a woman who likes you and loves you like the boss's wife."

Guo Jia was crying.

"I've only been a partner once, marrying a daughter-in-law, where can I have any experience!"

Xiao Yao rolled his eyes frantically.

"Boss, just say something."

Yang Zhiqiang shouted from the side.

"I haven't experienced it yet."

Xiao Yao glanced at everyone, "But I found a lot of women's little secrets, do you want to listen?"

The men nodded.

"Then listen carefully."

Xiao Yao said with a smile: "It's not that women can't twist the bottle cap, but men twist it to make the water sweeter. It's not that women don't drink hot water, but the brown sugar water that men help them make is warmer. It's not that women can't be alone. People’s lives are the most secure when men are by their side. This is the little secret that I discovered after being with my daughter-in-law. So, if you meet a woman who really likes us, you must cherish it, because When they are in love with our man, they will be lovely, without a head!"

Guo Jia, Sun Lie, Yang Zhiqiang and Cui Shiyan began to ponder.

Actually, is that so? !

"Do you know what is the most useless thing in this world?"

Xiao Yao asked with a smile.

Everyone shook their heads.

"In my opinion."

Xiao Yao said earnestly: "It's a dead Coke, a cell phone with no signal, a bank card with no money, a temper to the family, a girl's tears, a gentleness who has done nothing, a deep love and a delay from above. Come to wake up, and never forget the love for your ex... Yes, thugs, I'm just talking about you, you're a boring one. If you don't chase so many good girls, you still think about your ex, then Can you still find a good girl?"

"But, I can't do those licking dogs!"

Guo Jia smiled bitterly.

"I sometimes don't understand, what's wrong with licking a dog?"

Xiao Yao frowned, "You talk about licking dogs all day long, then do you know how the term licking dogs comes from?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Kicking the dog, a popular word that appeared on the Internet in 2016, means someone who doesn't like him well, and who has repeatedly laid down his dignity and put a hot face on his cold ass."

Xiao Yao said: "I have already said that this kind of person is really licking the dog. But two people who like it together, put up with each other, let the other side, always treat each other well, why did I lick the dog? Let me tell you this. I like to say that others are dog lickers. At least seven or eight of ten people are single. People who like to be jealous of others and have no partner around them are the ones who are most willing to say that others are dog lickers. Maybe the dog licking in your eyes is the treasure in the eyes of other lovers. Couples are lovingly together, what else do you have besides jealousy, can you bring some harm to others?"

"Uh, what does it mean to lick a dog?"

Sun Lie was surprised.

"It's nonsense, isn't it."

Xiao Yao rolled his eyes, "If you don't know how to ask Du Niang, don't be illiterate!"

"boss."

Cui Shiyan asked with some embarrassment: "What do you think of the issue of freshness?"

"The last question, ha, you guys will soon become a love brick house."

Xiao Yao said angrily: "Freshness can be said to be doing new things with old people, rather than doing old things with new people. When we men find other girls new and interesting, but as a man, you, Don’t forget. The women around you are equally fresh and interesting in the eyes of other men. If you can’t hold onto your loyalty and find others, the women around you can do the same. If she doesn’t find them, there is only one explanation. It feels disgusting. The new person will become the old person someday, but why does everyone not understand that the clothes are not as good as the new, and the people are not as good as the old?".

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