Metropolis: Attack, Fat House

"I'm so handsome, but I can't kiss my face."

In the morning, Xiao Yao looked at the bathroom mirror and sighed, "It's so uncomfortable, it turns out that being handsome is also a sin!"

"Oh~!"

Ye Qingzhu, who was outside the bathroom, didn't give her husband face, and retched, "Are you trying to force me to have morning sickness when I am not pregnant?"

"..."

Xiao Yao smiled awkwardly, "Sister, can you give me some face?"

"Why?"

Ye Qingzhu smiled and said, "Do you know the latest market value consumption statistics?"

"what is that?"

Xiao Yao looked dumbfounded.

"It's about market consumption surveys."

Ye Qingzhu said with a smile, "According to the ranking of consumer groups based on market research, women are ranked first."

"Then what?"

Xiao Yao looked puzzled.

"The second is the child."

Ye Qingzhu continued: "And so on, then married women, old people, dogs, and finally... men. Now, do you know what status your men are? Why do you want to give your stinky brother face?"

Xiao Yao: "..."

As a man, he felt offended!

"Tell me about this?"

Xiao Yao pouted, "Then you know that the biggest puzzle in the universe is also the limit of human knowledge so far, what is it?"

Ye Qingzhu:? ? ?

Can you still play well?

Talk to me and chuck the calf!

"time!"

Xiao Yao smiled, and put on Conan's posture, "Although each of us can clearly feel and measure it, no one can clearly explain what time is."

"Yeah, do you know it again?"

Ye Qingzhu asked with a smile.

"That is, your husband and I know astronomy and geography, how can I not know this time?"

Xiao Yao smiled triumphantly, "Let me tell you that from the very beginning, the old man Newton said that this time is a basic structure of the universe, a single irreversible dimension, and this is also the most basic understanding of time by most people. . In fact, not only time, but our perception of the world is constantly being subverted with the development of technology. Just like every time you bully me, this is my perception of family status. But I want to tell You, you are my daughter-in-law, I am your husband. In ancient times, you know what status our men are? That's heaven, women only have land, okay? I will quickly clean up my house and cook for me. So you have to be clear about certain cognitions, I can always subvert the family status...it hurts!"

"It's pretty good?"

He pinched her husband's ear and asked with a smile, "Family status?"

"No, sister, you got it wrong, you are the younger brother of the family!"

Xiao Yao surrendered quickly, grinning, "It's not subversion, I was convinced by you, you must have heard it wrong!"

"Hmph, you know to make me happy."

After letting go, Ye Qingzhu's little bird plunged into her husband's arms like a human, hugged the strong waist, raised her face, and asked Xiao Yao sweetly when she looked into Xiao Yao's eyes, "Why would you allow me to be so powerful? Bullying you?"

"you guess?"

Xiao Yao hugged his wife with a gentle expression, bowed his head and kissed his mouth, and said softly: "You guessed it, there is a reward."

"Before I met you, I asked my mother, is it okay not to get married?"

Ye Qingzhu pressed her cheek to Xiao Yao's chest, her face filled with a sweet smile, "My mother told me at that time, if there are fireworks outside, the neighbours in the neighborhood will smell fragrant, and everyone on the street will be a family holding hands. , Can you hold back not crying?"

"Later, I met you little fool. Only then did I understand the meaning of my mother's words."

"One flower, one world, one person with one mind. Everyone has a small world."

"In my little world, you are all pretending to be. And I also know that there is me in your little world."

"Cooking smoke is coming up, I want to wait for you at the door. The setting sun, I sit on the side of the mountain and wait for you. The leaves are yellow, and I will wait for you under the tree. When the drizzle is coming, I stand under the umbrella and wait for you. Life. Tired, I will go to heaven to wait for you. When we get old..."

Ye Qingzhu whispered softly, "I will wait for you in the next life!"

Xiao Yao hugged his wife tightly, not only with affectionate luster in his eyes, but also with a touch of mist after moving.

The world is rough, and the years are not gentle.

We were two people soaked in the rain.

There is no umbrella.

Panicked and hid under the same roof.

Happened to find that each other had the same destination.

So I have the courage to walk side by side and get caught in the rain.

I am very happy along the way, because I can't bear to see you again.

It is never distance, but a decision.

Would rather not stop the wind and rain in the world.

Don't be sunny!

...

A certain hospital.

Xiao Yao looked at the old man lying on the hospital bed, frowning.

"The wounded was named Jiang Gaotong, 62 years old, suffering from mild Alzheimer's... When he was found, he suffered eight stabs, but he miraculously did not die. He was rescued when he was found by a neighbor..."

"This is a murder case, but no traces of the murderer were found at the scene, and no financial loss was found."

"It is initially suspected that the murderer was not for robbery and theft, but for murder."

"After investigation, Jiang Gaotong also has a daughter, an old lady named Jiang Yating, 24 years old. She originally wanted to notify her to come to the hospital, but was unable to contact her. After the investigation, it was found that Jiang Yating had not gone to work for two days. , Is suspected to be missing, and Jiang Yating's boyfriend has also called the police, and the police are looking for it."

"After investigating the scene of the case, we were still in Jiang Gaotong's house and found that there was a recording pen all the time."

"Through recording, we discovered an even more unexpected incident."

"The recording pen belongs to Jiang Gaotong. It is preliminarily inferred that because Jiang Gaotong suffers from Alzheimer's, he often forgets something. If he is afraid of forgetting what he does, he will record it in advance with the recording pen."

A policeman took out a voice recorder and handed it to Xiao Yao, "Leader Xiao, please listen first."

Taking the recorder, Xiao Yao clicked on the play button.

"XXXX year X month XX day... It was raining today, so heavy rain. I drove out, but I had a car accident and rear-ended a silver car. I got out of the car to check, the trunk of the other car was opened. There was a big black bag inside. The rain was heavy, and a lot of blood flowed out on the bag. The blood...I suspect it is human blood. I suspect that the bag contains a person!".

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