Metropolis: My Little Shop Connects All Worlds

"King of the Northern Realm, hello." Lu Xiao greeted.

"La? You actually know that I am the King of the Northern Realm?" The King of the Northern Realm was a little different.

With Wukong and Piccolo, the Northern Realm King never said that he was only the Northern Realm King.

Lu Xiao smiled and said: "Not only do I know that the realm king has the five majors of the south, east, and northwest, but I also know that there is a realm king above the realm king, and there are also the five major ones, but now only the east realm king is left to die. The god 'Sin', yes, and Beerus, the god of destruction!"

The real king's immediate boss is the real world king, but it seems that the northern realm king has never seen the real world king.

But it's really interesting. Five realm kings correspond to five realm king gods. Does one realm king god govern one realm king? There are really few horses under this realm king god.

Lu Xiao didn't mention the King Quan and the god-tier officials above, the King of the Northern Realm should not know.

Hearing the Realm King, the Northern Realm King's reaction was not too big, but when he heard the God of Destruction Beerus, the Northern Realm King suddenly looked terrified.

Compared with the realm of the King of Gods, who may not appear in Ten Thousand Years, the God of Destruction who works hard is more famous.

The rulers of slightly larger planets, all know - the existence of the God of Destruction.

Even King Vegeta knows the existence of the God of Destruction, which shows that the name of the God of Destruction is still very loud in the universe.

The reason why the Northern Realm King was frightened was not only because of the name of the God of Destruction, but also because he had seen the God of Destruction and felt the horror of the God of Destruction!

The former Beijie Wangxing was much bigger than it is now, not much smaller than the earth, just because he didn't entertain Beerus, Beijiewangxing has become the current size, if not because he is the realm king, I'm afraid even now. Most will not exist.

"No, no, don't mention that lord's name!" The Northern Realm King said in cold sweat.

"Don't worry, the God of Destruction has fallen into a deep sleep, and no one will wake up in twenty or thirty years." Lu Xiao said.

"You even know this?!" The King of the Northern Realm said in surprise.

But then he showed a disappointed expression, and whispered: "Why is the sleep for such a short time this time, didn't it last for hundreds of years? Really sigh, I will destroy the planet again when I wake up, I hope this time Don't come to Jie Wang Xing."

Lu Xiao:""

Lu Xiao seemed to have seen himself in his previous life, and every day he hoped that his leader would get sick, preferably one that could not afford a single illness.

"Cough--" Lu Xiao coughed twice.

Only then did the King of the Northern Realm realize that there are other people. If the self-talk just now was heard by Beerus, the God of Destruction, the consequences would be unimaginable, and the King of the Northern Realm might have to be replaced.

Immediately, the King of the Northern Realm panicked, and hurriedly said: "Well, what I just said...

"Did the King of the Northern Realm speak just now?" Lu Xiao pretended to be blank.

"Yes yes yes!! I didn't speak just now.

The King of the Northern Realm heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately changed the subject: "Do you have anything to do with me? And what planet is your bald subordinate from? He can actually defeat Frieza!"

Lu Xiao Legilimency implanted the introduction of Wanjie Xiaodian into the brain of the King of the North Realm.

The King of the Northern Realm accepted it quickly, and said in surprise: "So you are not from this universe." After a pause, he said: "Then you are looking for me to make a deal with me?"

"Yes." Lu Xiao nodded.

The King of the Northern Realm thought for a while, and said, "But, I don't lack anything. You see, I still have a car, and I can enjoy the Kabuto style. Would you like to come and try it?"

Lu Xiao: ".

Kabuto style? You king star is bigger, what scenery can Kabuto have?

"King of the Northern Realm, why don't you take a look at the goods I have prepared for you?" Lu Xiao said, he prepared something that the King of the Northern Realm could never refuse!

"Oh?! What is it? Is it more interesting than my car?" The King of the Northern Realm asked curiously.

Lu Xiao didn't speak any more, took out a card and crushed it, a booklet appeared in his hand, and handed it to the King of the Northern Realm.

Bad joke collection!

The most important thing in trading is to do what you like!

As a realm king, the northern realm king has no pursuit of power and pleasure, but the only thing is that the northern realm king likes to listen to jokes, and it is the kind of cold joke that others will not find funny!

The King of the Northern Realm opened the booklet, only glanced at the first page, his body froze, and it took a long time to react.

"The steamed buns are hungry, so I ate myself hahaha." The King of the Northern Realm slumped to the ground with a smile.

"Ahahaha...it's so funny, so funny, no...let me laugh for a while."

·0 Seeking flowers …………

Then, the King of the Northern Realm laughed for a full hour before recovering with difficulty.

He took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped his glasses that were a little dirty from laughing and crying, and put them on again. The King of the Northern Realm said, "I can laugh at this joke for ten years, ahahahaha..

Saying that, he laughed again.

Lu Xiao: "..

After half an hour this time, the King of the Northern Realm slowed down again and said, "Okay, what do you want?"

"How about this booklet for the cultivation methods of Jiewangquan and Vitality Bomb?" Lu Xiao said.

"no problem!

The King of the Northern Realm agreed without thinking.

He saw that this booklet was much more valuable than Jiewangquan and Yuanqidan.

Soon, Lu Xiao harvested two items.

Item: King Fist

Quality: Twelfth grade

Introduction: This is a move that can increase one's own strength, speed, attack power, and defense power several times, or even dozens of times in a short period of time! Although the power is very strong, this move puts a great burden on the body. , If you use more than the body can bear, the body will collapse.

Item: Soul Bomb

Quality: Twelfth grade

Introduction: A move developed by the King of the Northern Realm, which can absorb the vitality of all creatures, condense it into a huge energy ball (the size of the energy ball is determined by the absorbed vitality), and then attack the opponent. Once it hits the opponent, the opponent's evil The heavier the heart, the more powerful it is. It belongs to the move to destroy the opponent by leaps and bounds. The more vitality you gather, the stronger the vitality bomb!

Note: The vitality bullet will not hurt those with a righteous heart!

The purpose of coming to the King of the Northern Realm has been achieved, and Lu Xiao is ready to leave.

Lu Xiao wanted to say goodbye to the Northern Realm King before leaving.

but.…

"The steamed buns were hungry and ate themselves hahaha, the King of the Northern Realm laughed again.

Lu Xiao was very afraid that the King of the Northern Realm would laugh to death after reading this collection of cold jokes, but after thinking about it, for the King of the Northern Realm, the difference between being alive and dead is only whether there is a golden circle on his head. , and no longer care, and leave directly. Long,

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