Middle-aged Love Patch

Xu Youyuan asked Shi Yue to go to bed first and go to work tomorrow.

"You just graduated and returned to China last year, and you never asked where you work now."

Shi Yue said: "An Internet company."

"What is your name?"

"Small company that just started, you don't even know it."

"Don't dislike the small company, small companies are more training people." Xu Youyuan said, "You have just started, don't let yourself overdraft, your body is the capital of the revolution. If you don't sleep now, if you yawn in front of your boss tomorrow, the boss will think of you. Self-management ability is not good, and when competing for management in the future, it is very likely that you will lose in these small details..."

"If you go on, I'm really going to fall asleep." The vampire rolled his eyes and looked elegant, "My wish is not to be a high-level person."

"Then what is your wish?"

"Eat and wait to die."

"Can this be considered a wish?" Xu Youyuan shook her head, "you young people are thinking about something in your mind."

After a long time, Xu Youyuan recalled this conversation, but also felt a little god-in a sense, this might really be Shi Yue's wish.

Shi Yue said that she was still very energetic and could solve a theme task before going to sleep.

"What theme is better in the middle of the night..." Xu Youyuan muttered to herself as she looked at the bulletin board.

Shi Yue quickly suggested: "It must be the lover..."

Xu Youyuan turned around "唰" and smiled grimly: "Of course it's a horror theme."

Boss Shi Yue was boring: "I'm sleepy, I'm off, good night."

"Come back..." Xu Youyuan grabbed her, "Your purpose is too obvious, right?"

Shi Yue took an inch and quickly narrowed the distance between the two: "My purpose has always been obvious, haven't you seen it long ago?"

The pupils of the vampire are very beautiful, and all the planets in the reshaping universe can be seen in her eyes.

The smell of perfume that made Xu Youyuan intoxicated is filling again. She understands that Shiyue did not lie at the beginning. This vampire-looking buff does have other bonuses in addition to some unscrupulous currents on the small fangs. —

For example, this sweet smell mixed with blood may be an aphrodisiac.

When Xu Youyuan smelled it for the first time, she felt very good, even a little intoxicated.

Today, I smelled it again, and I was attracted quickly, my heart swayed and there was a burst of heat, my head quickly became confused, and the sweat in my palms went straight out.

Shi Yue looked at the face that resembled Xu Youyu himself flushed with satisfaction.

Xu Youyuan, whom I can see on weekdays, is either thinking or angry, unlike her in the sticky and intense intimacy in memory.

In her memory, she is only responsible for harvesting people's hearts, and there is no after-sales service at all...

Shi Yue was immersed in Xu Youyuan's charming expression, her heart soft as a cloud, and she didn't expect her ears to be severely picked up in the next moment.

Shi Yue: "Pain?!"

Holding her nose with one hand so as not to continue to inhale the scent, Xu Youyuan, who was happy when she twisted her ears with one hand, sneered:

"Advise you to change your appearance before your ears are screwed off by me. I'll just say what happened last time, because it turns out that you have hidden weapons."

Shi Yue broke free from Xu Youyu, backed to a safe distance, tears rolling in his eyes, grieved: "Didn't you tell me not to change the appearance? And with the somatosensory chip inserted, how can I be willing to take such a heavy hand."

Xu Youyuan doesn't eat this set: "If it hurts, I won't screw it up. Who told you to design me in secret?"

"What do you mean by designing you secretly? The buff of this appearance is clearly written in the mall, and you can see it too."

"Who has the skill to watch?"

"Don't look at me? And sister, are you also a beneficiary? I didn't force you to write the words and sentences in the five-star praise."

Xu Youyuan's eyes were sharp, and a flying leg was directed at Shi Yue's head, and the vampire's wings spread out, flew to the sky, and escaped.

"How come you hit someone if you didn't agree with me?" Shi Yue floated in the air, amused, admiring Xu Youyuan's infuriating appearance that she could not beat her.

Xu Youyuan pointed to her: "Tell me the praise. Believe it or not, I went to your house overnight to beat you?"

"Okay, come, I'll spread flowers all the way from outside the community to the door of my house. Don't leave when you come. Hey? It's kind of rhyming."

Xu Youyuan was silent for a second and went offline.

Shi Yue: "...This is too much to stand up to teasing."

After waiting for a while, there was no movement, Shi Yue went offline, and there was no sign of Xu Youyuan anywhere on the Internet.

Wouldn't you be really angry and go to bed?

Xu Youyuan was really angry, but she didn't sleep. She just quit the dating scene and went back to her house. She switched to the incognito mode, brought up the shopping mall interface where the appearance was purchased, and looked over them one by one.

Isn't it just the appearance? Isn't it just the buff! If you don't believe me, I still can't find a buff that can beat you!

Xu Youyuan chose "strength" in the list of buff attributes. The most popular recently is Disney's new superhero Wei Niji, a black heroine with all muscles, who blasted a planet with one punch.

Xu Youyuan has developed a good habit of seeing which product is the first to see the price, the appearance of Wei Niji is priced at 19,999 RMB.

This number made her dizzy for a while, don't choose the latest model, just look at the classic model.

The Hulk and the US team are 9888RMB, Axe King 8888RMB, Dashi Johnson 6999RMB, Zhang Fei 5999RMB...

Xu Youyuan searched passionately for a moment, and calmed down a lot after reading the prices, ranking them in order from low to high.

Seeing a very suitable appearance, Xu Youyu almost vomited with a mouthful of old blood.

This appearance has only one power buff—give the opponent a rake.

As long as the target of the attack is within 200 meters, you can rake your face with a rake. It is currently in the trial period and it is free. It can be said to be very economical and it is exactly the effect she wants.

This skin monkey won't be honest with himself if he doesn't give a good lesson.

But... this free look is too ugly.

Xu Youyuan hesitated to press the "try on" button. When she looked on her upper body, she didn't even feel like turning around to see the effect of the whole body. She sat on the ground with her forehead.

It's so terrible, even she herself can't look directly at the ferocious look in the mirror...

But other than that, all prices start at 388RMB, which makes Xu Youyuan feel painful.

Okay, just be ugly, just easy to use. Anyway, just go down with the rake to relieve your breath! She has never been a "too" person who is accidentally showing her.

Xu Youyuan took a deep breath and selected the word "trial"...

Shi Yue waited for half an hour and Xu Youyuan did not go online again, a little guilty.

In the past, I could give a reaction when I was angry, but this time it was not considered as a well-designed design, and I was directly poked off the assembly line by casual mentioning.

Shi Yue temporarily quit the app and sent her a WeChat message, a 4D emoticon package, a poor piglet with tears out of the phone frame, and a line of words:

Sister I was wrong.

After sending it out, I waited, but the other party hasn't read it.

The AI ​​dog, who was mopping the floor diligently, got stuck in her slippers when she passed by. He slowly raised his head and glanced at her. Shi Yue read sympathy from this eye.

This is how to do.

I haven’t lost my skin before, but every time I get feedback, it shows that she’s not really angry. Then this time... according to common sense, the five-star praise is already a daily stalk, and it’s not the first time to complain. Will there be such a lethality?

Shi Yue reflected on herself and looked forward to tomorrow. What kind of excuse can he find to meet Xu Youyuan by chance?

The access crystal in the dark room has not been removed yet, and the news in the game will continue to be pushed to Shiyue's brain.

Just when she flipped through her phone to choose a lucky person, she received a prompt from Xu Youyuan to go online.

Huh?

Shi Yue returned to the game happily, and when she appeared in the square outside the aquarium again, she heard a low level of surprise around her, and all looked in one direction.

The demon wind is everywhere, and the earth shakes the mountains.

The wings behind Shi Yue were almost erected by the strong wind. She and everyone looked up. In the distance, the sky was filled with yellow sand, and a huge black shadow was rising.

After everyone saw what the black shadow was, they took a step back unconsciously.

"What the hell?!"

"...This appearance is really used by someone."

This is a pig.

In other words, this is a pig demon, a pig demon that everyone is familiar with and learns from.

Under normal circumstances, people call him "Second Brother".

The pig demon's huge body stood in mid-air, frightening all the creatures wandering in the elegant and quiet aquarium and fleeing, and the nine-tooth nail palladium shining with cold light in his hand was raised high.

Shi Yue with a question mark on his face: "...Is that you?"

The huge rake like a mountain smashed down at Shi Yue, and there was a loud bang, the flying sand and the rock fell into the ground, and three tanks exploded in the aquarium.

When he was hit, Shi Yue went black and hung up.

When she was conscious again, she had returned to her room in the dark compartment, and two small milk dogs, one black and one white, ran upside down next to her, licking the back of her hand.

Shi Yue sat on the soft carpet, surrounded by scattered homework books. There is not much furniture in the empty room, only a spacious table and two chairs.

The starlight and floating clouds above his head coexist, Shi Yue leaned back against a giant tree growing into the depths of the universe, recalling the scene just now, thinking about the causes and consequences, and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.

From the channel preview, I saw that the aquarium was falling apart at this time, and all players were attacking the second brother, treating it as a scene of a big monster that suddenly appeared. The pig was firmly **** and sent to the police car.

Shi Yue clutched his belly and laughed until he could not straighten up.

Well, what she should do now is go off the assembly line to sleep, and have fun on the way to work tomorrow morning.

Early the next morning, Shi Yue got up, took a shower, and went out refreshingly.

There is an early stall outside the residential area. Shi Yue often comes here to buy breakfast. Today, he still has to fill the cake, not only adding intestines, but also lying an extra egg.

While spreading the cakes, the boss looked at Shi Yue who was sitting in the car with a smile, curious: "Little girl, what's the good thing? Add intestines and eggs."

"It's a great thing." Shi Yue didn't think about it enough. "Are there any fritters? Give me two more fritters!"

"...It's so nice to be young. Breakfast is for two people."

Shi Yue bought breakfast and turned on the autopilot system, eating fritters while entering the dark room app, and heading to the "detention center."

Yesterday Xu Youyuan actually used force in a public area. The rake strike was very accurate, only her was killed. However, it disturbed the game sequence and killed the innocent Xu Youyuan. He would definitely lose credit and be forced to be dragged into a "detention center." ", detained for introspection.

There are two ways to get out. One is to pay 60,000 yuan in a lump sum, which is equivalent to 600RMB, either by yourself or by friends.

The other way is more miserable. If you don’t pay, you have to close it for 12 hours. It must also be 12 hours of active online time. You have to do coolies and help screen the questionnaires. If you want to fall asleep and hang up with the machine, it’s impossible to get past. .

Xu Youyi is really cruel to herself by being able to put on the appearance of the second brother with a cruel heart.

What makes her so cruel? It's all because of poverty...

The stingy Xu Youyuan must not be able to pay the 60,000 gold coins, and now she must still be locked in as a coolie. Want to get out of the detention center quickly, Xu Youyuan must be online the first thing to get up this morning. Isn't she still thinking about unlocking all achievements together? 12 hours must be finished quickly.

Inferring from the time when Xu Youyuan is online, she also doesn't like sleeping very much, and it must be at this o'clock.

During the detention facility, any operation was locked up. Can't date, can't trade, can't even change appearance.

So now Xu Youyu must still be a trembling little pig in a cage.

The vampire swayed his little tail full of hearts with a small pace. As soon as he walked on the dim promenade of the detention center, he heard a sound of earth-shattering snoring.

Shi Yue stopped and couldn't help but shrink his shoulders.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Snoring Snoring...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Snoring snoring snoring snoring snoring...

Compared to normal snoring, is this a scream at all?

Shi Yue moved to the door of the detention center in horror, and through the buzzing iron railings, he saw the second senior brother lying on his back on the ground. It was she who made the tearing cry...

The circle of inmates around was about to collapse, and with dark circles under their eyes, they came up and begged Shi Yue: "Are you a friend of this pig! Hurry up and pick it up! Someone will buy it in any appearance! Take it! You can't call it! wake!"

Shi Yue: "Okay, let's go, let's go."

Inmate: "Can you hurry up? Still video?"