Middle-aged Love Patch

The "Ding Ding Ding" doorbell kept ringing, and the sound of Xu Youyi's belly calling matched the sound of the doorbell.

I will choose a date like this! It happened that when people were planning to avoid food, they sent their favorite calorie bomb!

Why do you want to send it this o'clock!

Why not send it earlier!

Xu Youyuan lay on the wall tossing over and over, and the heavens and humans were fighting and entangled in her heart.

"What's the matter, daughter." Xu Yishu came out of the bedroom with the mobile hard disk, "Are you painting the wall? Who is ringing the doorbell outside, and you won't open the door to others."

"Uncle!" Shi Yue yelled at the right time, "It's me!"

Xu Yishu heard Shi Yue’s voice and rushed over to open the door. Outside the door was the Shi’s sister who was still smiling, and said in unison:

"Good evening, uncle."

"Hey, hello. Xiaoyuan, what's the matter with you, hurry up and help get your slippers."

"Oh..." Xu Youyuan floated like a ghost to get slippers and put them on the hallway.

Shi Yue and Shi Ye walked in one after the other. Seeing Xu Youyu's lack of energy, Shi Yue asked Xu Yishu, "Uncle, what's wrong with Young Yuan? Listless, is it sick?"

"Don't pay attention to her, she is sick, what do you mean to lose weight." Xu Yishu complained about her.

"Lose weight?" Shiyue put the muffins on the table, awe-inspiring, like a poem recitation, earnestly saying every word, "You kite, you are not fat at all, why do you want to lose weight?"

"Isn't it!" Xu Yishu echoed, "I think so too, where is the fat? Our baby kite has always had a wrong understanding of herself. She was really fat back in high school, but she never felt it in her heart. Now she is so thin. With thin arms and thin legs, I am worried about losing weight."

Xu Youyuan didn't speak the whole time, and wholeheartedly restrained her inner desires, not looking at the soft, sweet, bright...almost perfect cloud muffin.

"What I said, blocking us outside, it turned out that it is the heat." Shi Yue shook Xu Youyuan with a smile, "You said why I chose the timing so accurately? Okay, I won't eat if I don't eat, I'll help you Put it in the refrigerator, take it out when you want to eat it later, call me, and I'll come over and help you defrost it perfectly."

Xu Yishu saw the longing in Xu Youyuan’s eyes: “In this way, you can just take a small bite and taste the taste, and you won’t be allowed to eat more. Just pad your belly. Your belly is called awkward. It’s in the middle of the night. Fight against screaming who shouts louder."

Xu Youyuan: "You just snorted."

Shi Yue squinted his eyes and smiled: "Okay, I will reply to show that I am still energetic and not hungry."

Shi Ye whispered in Xu Youyu's ear: "Xiao Yue spent three hours making it, and he ran several places in person just to prepare the ingredients. Are you really not eating? If you don't, I will take it back. I wanted to have a bite before, this little **** guards me like a thief."

Xu Youyuan hesitated there. Xu Yishu didn't intend to pay attention to her. He greeted Shi Yue and Shi Ye over: "We are planning to watch the family video. It just happened that you two came here. Can't you see it together?"

"Home video?" Shi Yue's eyes glowed, "Is it the video of Xu Youyi when he was a child?"

"From birth, everything!"

"It depends, come, come." Shi Yue immediately left the 35-year-old Xu Youyuan and ran towards the embrace of the newborn baby.

"That's my dark history! Don't show it to others!" Xu Youyuan protested.

Although Xu Yishu's older is the more serious he is, and he doesn't talk about her daughter less often, but when Xu Youyu said that privacy is really bad, she just put it out and said weakly, "How can I be someone else when I am young? ", the connection between the mobile hard disk and the TV also stopped.

Shi Yuedu was already in the first row, and was beaten back mercilessly by Xu Youyi, looking at Xu Youyi pitifully:

"Really not..."

It can't be so cute, it's too foul. Xu Youyuan insulted Shi Yue in her heart.

"Why don't it be better, let's exchange." Shi Yue tempted, "You show me your dark history, and I also show you mine. How about fair trade?"

"How can a genius girl have any dark history?" Xu Youyuan was not fooled.

"Oh. Then you just show it to me unilaterally." Shi Yue didn't hide it, and immediately stopped the abduction.

"Can you get a snack..."

"How do you call it a pitman? Xu Youyuan, can you keep some truth, kindness and beauty in your heart? I want to know you? It's too exaggerated to talk about dark history, isn't it all you? And I didn't know you before. , Right." Shi Yue threatened to seduce him, and in the end he even coquettishly said, "Well, well, let me see."

"Starting to foul again..." Xu Youyuan couldn't tell whether she was a stupid man with a hard heart, or if she wanted to see Shi Yue's more face-to-face cuteness, she refused to agree.

Shiye, who was sitting aside, was sleepy, yawning while eating muffins:

"Can you two decide quickly, whether to watch the dark history or go home to sleep is a quasi-trust, Afu is still waiting for me."

Xu Youyuan: "Who asked you to eat my muffin, spit it out for me!"

Shiye ate happily: "Don't you not eat it? I thought not to waste it. What's the matter, do you remember it again?"

"I can eat it tomorrow if I don't eat it now. Shiyue made it for me..." Xu Youyuan stepped forward and rescued the muffin from Shiye's hand, and guarded it firmly, so that Shiye would not steal it again. The chance to eat.

"Then I can use a muffin for your dark history? Can I see it?" Shi Yue moved to her side and asked with a smile.

Xu Youyuan sighed: "Let's see, even if you don't look at it today, Lao Xu will show you secretly. Sooner or later, you will laugh at you. It's better to make you laugh all at once tonight."

In fact, Xu Youyuan was happy to see Shiyue's cute and old Xu, and she agreed in her heart, but she just struggled for the sake of face.

With Xu Youyuan's permission, Shiyue used his mobile phone to order a lot of lomei and beer in the online supermarket on the spot, and asked Xu Yishu: "Uncle, what do you want to drink? Beer or white?"

Xu Yishu happily said, "I can just drink some beer with you. If I drink too much, some people will be bluffing again."

Xu Youyuan: "What's the matter, old Xu, I have changed from your biological daughter to someone else? You said that you drank by yourself, even if you faint at home, you ran out to faint, how did you and Shi Yue reunite? Did I say you wrong?"

Xu Yishu: "Didn't I have changed myself? I haven't been drunk for so long, and I haven't seen you praise me."

Seeing that the father and daughter fought each other endlessly, Shi Yue knew that Xu Youyuan's usual love for each other was inherited from someone: "Then uncle, I will bring you some beer. Sister, you drink beer like me, Xu What about you, Kite? What to drink?"

Xu Youyuan: "No, I drink cold boiled water."

"Okay, I have placed an order."

When Shi Yue placed the order, Xu Youyuan glanced at her mobile phone, and the payment amount was 580 yuan.

Xu Youyuan was shocked: "You have to buy so many snacks to go with the dark history. Show me what you bought, more than 500 yuan!"

"Just some stew, duck tongue, duck neck or something."

"I bought ten boxes each. Are you feeding pigs? Is your sister a pig or my dad is a pig?"

Having been silent for a long time, Shiye finally couldn't help but speak when Xu Youyuan took advantage of Xu Youyuan's inadvertent mouthful of muffins.

"How do you say it? Can't my sister be a pig herself?"

Shi Yue: "Are you a sister?"

"Okay, okay." Xu Yishu connected the mobile hard disk to the TV and started playing the movie, "Go!"

"It started so soon, the food hasn't arrived, uncle."

"It's okay. The movie is very long, thirty or forty paragraphs. From the birth of the baby kite, every birthday or holiday, and some important days, my mother and I will help her film and record it. I can't finish it tonight. Choose some important ones and watch them. I'm probably not half of them by the time the food and drinks arrive."

Xu Yishu held the remote control and hesitated in the movie preview, not knowing which segment to show first.

"Uncle, look at it from the beginning." Shi Yue's surface was calm, and she had already started to sparkle in her heart. On the cover of the video, Xu Youyuan when she was a child is clearly a cute little fat tweet.

When she first got the impression of Xu Youyuan, Xu Youyuan was already an adult, always older than her, and always looked like an adult. During this period of time, we always regarded ourselves as elders when we got along.

Shi Yue desperately wants to see Xu Youyuan, who was milky as a child! Don't choose uncle, every paragraph is very important!

"Okay." After Xu Yishu sorted by time, he chose the first film, "Then watch it from birth."

At the beginning of the film, there is a small red baby face, with closed eyes and swollen eyelids, wrapped in a warm blanket with a piggy pattern, looking like an alien.

"This is the scene of Yu Yuan meeting her mother for the first time." Xu Yishu said, "Her mother had toss her for a long time. At the beginning, she insisted on giving birth easily. As a result, she had no choice but to plan for premature delivery. Her mother was not physically healthy. Great, I was hit again and almost confessed that I was half-lived.

"Because of premature birth, I was afraid of developmental problems. Kite stayed in the intensive care unit for more than half a month. Her mother was not healthy and couldn't get out of bed. It was almost two weeks after the birth of Kite. "

Xu Yishu warmly reviewed the past, and Xu Youyuan asked him in a low voice, "Why didn't you tell me about this?"

"Your mother doesn't want you to know, but I think you have the right to know how you came into this world, and you should also know what your mother went through when she gave birth to you. Before, your mother didn’t say it when she was still alive. I don't want to burden you or kidnap you. Now that she is gone, she can finally talk to you..."

Of course Xu Youyuan understands how much care her mother has devoted to her. Don't look at her now that she is quite stable. She was rebellious when she was a child, and caused a lot of trouble. Mom never really disliked her...

"It's so ugly." A mother's voice came from the screen, "Is this my daughter? Why is it so ugly? Xu Yishu, do you want to check it out? Don't let our daughter be changed."

Xu Youyuan herself, whose mother spoke very seriously and was still immersed in the heat of her mother's love: "..."

The two sisters of Shi's family pinched each other's knees, holding back a smile.

In the film, Xu Yishu, an intellectual, persuaded her: "Children are almost as ugly as they are born. This must be our daughter. Look, they look like us."

Mom said: "Like you."

Shi Ye laughed, and Shi Yue looked at Xu Youyu who was shrinking in the corner of the sofa: "Your spitting skills are passed on by your mother."

Xu Youyuan couldn't refute, after all, she was dissed by her mother, so she had to admit it.

"But it's also very cute. At that time, you can see the outline of the present. The little nose is very delicate, and the eyelashes are so long, it is a pair of beautiful big eyes." Shi Yue leaned forward, Zai Carefully watched Xu Youyichu's appearance in this world, and tried to find all the beautiful words to allow Xiaoyi.

Xu Youyuan didn't live up to her ancestral spitting ability, and she hugged her knees and said, "Where are the eyes? Can't you see it at all."

Shi Yue: "What's the matter with you, it's not good to praise you?"

"The key is to close your eyes and brag."

"Okay, shhh, don't make a noise, concentrate on watching the movie." Shi Yue also taught Xu Youyuan a lesson.

If only the two of them were the only two of them, Xu Youyi would have flew up and pinched her, and both parents were there. Xu Youyi would not be able to do it, but this account would also be counted together.

The first video is finished, and the second video is Xu Youyuan learning to walk.

The hair on the round head was very soft, and the hair stood up after two steps. Xu Youyu held the dinosaur toy in one hand and stared at the camera fiercely.

Closer to the camera are the voices of parents.

"Kite, come, come here."

"Go slowly, and come to your parents."

Xu Youyuan stumblingly walked, rushing forward after two steps, didn't feel any pain at all, and immediately stood up and continued to dash forward.

The mother said, "Slow down! This kid hasn't walked steadily. Why did he start to run?"

Xu Youyuan originally ran into the camera, but when she was almost in front of her, she turned suddenly.

Xu Yishu holding the camera: "What about people?"

The camera was shaking, looking for Xu Youyu. Mom said: "Xu Yishu, come and see your baby girl."

The camera adjusted the direction following Xu Youyuan. The tiny Xu Youyuan grabbed the little dinosaur doll in one hand and stared at the advertisement of the web game that appeared on the screen of the desktop computer.

"Did you find out." Mom said, "Your daughter likes to watch these messy things. Last time also, her cousin played a snake when she came to play. After seeing this, Kite didn't even cry. Do you get addicted to the Internet with just a little bit?"

"No, it's not normal for children to be attracted by games, animations, etc. You can think too much."

"hope so……"

"You can feel the despair of uncles and aunts across the screen." After the second video, Shi Yue commented on one as usual, "Xu Youyuan, you have loved games since you were a kid."

Before Xu Youyuan answered the conversation, he blocked her back: "You are not the same. You will **** my toys when you are one year old, and my dolls will be bald by you."

Shi Yue: "..."

Xu Youyuan laughed together, Shi Yue said:

"Uncle, let's look at the next paragraph quickly."

"Come here." Xu Yishu also announced, "This is a very exciting period. Kite is going to kindergarten and is performing on stage for the first time in her life."

"Where?" Shiye watched for a long time and didn't see Xu Youyuan on the stage. "Why can't I find her."

This is a children's drama. There are flowers, trees, little girls, and a little lion, all played by children in costumes.

"I found it." Shi Yue pointed to a sunflower in the upper right corner and said, "Is it there?"

"The expression in Xiaoyue's eyes is really good." Xu Yishu praised.

Shi Ye saw Xu Youyuan dressed up as a sunflower, her whole body was wrapped in a costume suit, only a milky face appeared from the petals of the sunflower, without any hair decoration. It was the bald face that made Xu Youyi's little bored expression more clear.

Xu Yishu: "The excitement has just begun."

Xu Youyuan: "You also brought high-energy warning? I was really caught in the wrong place, right?"

Shi Yue: "Hush, Xu Youyi, keep your voice down, don't delay watching Xiaoyouyi."

Xu Youyuan: "..."

Xiaoyou Yuan squinted, getting sleepy, and finally couldn't help but yawn.

This yawn was very sincere, his mouth opened wide, and tears poured out frantically.

One yawn wasn't enough, Xu Youyuan yawned several times, and even the parents who took pictures kept yawning.

"Look at that kid." Someone in the audience whispered.

"Really, I'm sleepy watching her yawning... ah--"

The audience yawned loudly. Xu Youyuan yawned and a group of people yawned. At the end, everyone was sleepy. They looked at each other and aroused laughter.

Everyone was talking about the little sleepy child. The little girl who danced and played the leading role in the middle was unhappy, stomped and cried, and ran off the stage covering her face without acting.

"Oh, what's going on." Dad felt a big crisis.

"This... go back and spend time with other people's children, right." Mom didn't think it was appropriate either.

And Xu Youyuan, who didn't know anything, yawned again, and the audience burst into laughter.

Shi Yue clutched his stomach and laughed with tears: "What's the matter with you Xu Youyuan, you have been so deprived of sleep since you were a child, it's no wonder that you are very solid after sleeping now."

Xu Youyuan's face turned red: "Can you concentrate on watching the movie?"

"Uncle, is there any follow-up to this matter?"

Xu Yishu said: "Yes, I and You Yuan and her mother went to apologize to the little girl."

In fact, Xu Youyuan regrets a bit. This family video completely shows all the dark history of her life to Shi Yue, and it also comes with Lao Xu's explanation function.

She shouldn't be let in.

Xu Youyuan was angry and took a bite of the muffin.

The muffin entrance is amazing.

by! It's so delicious too!

Forked a small piece of muffin with a fork and sent it to the mouth. Before eating, Xu Youyuan, a senior foodie, could already predict how delicious the muffin was by just looking at the seller. Unexpectedly, the rich and soft taste was completely beyond her imagination. It is more intoxicating than the cloud muffin she was obsessed with back then.

Xu Youyuan held the fork in the hand and wanted to fork another piece, but she held back it because someone was observing it in secret.

Shi Yue was very busy. While chatting with Xu Yishu, he couldn't miss all of Xu Youyuan's childhood in the film. He also had to pay attention to Xu Youyuan's every move in reality, and she was caught stealing by her.

"Is it delicious?" Shi Yue raised an eyebrow at her.

In order to hide from her, Xu Youyuan had already ran to a small corner to stay, separated from her by Shiye and Xu Yishu, so she could still be spotted at a glance.

Xu Youyuan pretended that nothing happened, stared at Shi Yue with serious eyes, and then shook her head in the direction of the TV series, warning her to watch the movie well, don't half-hearted.

Shi Yue nodded his lips.

Xu Youyuan: "?"

Shi Yue continued and licked with his tongue.

dry. Xu Youyuan insulted Shiyue again in her heart. Old Xu is still here. What kind of sneer is the dead boy.

Xu Youyuan shook her head vigorously-are you crazy? Can you be more serious in front of your parents? You have a thick skin and I still have a face!

Shi Yue frowned, as if she couldn't understand her, still nodding her lips.

You want to forcefully play a hooligan, right? Xu Youyuan really couldn't stand it. The annoying little **** made people feel at ease and became bolder.

It happened to be so cute and attractive, which made Xu Youyuan more appetizing than the muffins in her hands.

Shi Yue reluctantly asked for a kiss there, Xu Youyuan surrendered, had to put the plate aside, stood up and said, "I'm going to the toilet."

Xu Yishu didn't lift his eyelids, still staring at the TV: "Go go."

Shi Ye didn't care about her either: "Uncle, Auntie was so good-looking when she was young, she looked like a celebrity."

Xu Yishu triumphed: "Yes, I didn't feel good in the few years after giving birth to Kite, but I will look better after I recover. People used to say that Tingting married me because I climbed high. There is no way, who makes me attractive."

Shi Ye smiled, and the two of them could chat together. When Shi Ye felt that Shi Yue stood up next to him, Xu Yishu was about to look over inadvertently, and Shi Ye quickly grabbed his attention:

"Uncle, who will chase after you when you and aunt are in love."

Xu Yishu said "Huh?", and she was attracted by Shiye smoothly: "Of course I chased her. Tingting has never stopped chasing her since she was a child, but she didn't like any of them until I The appearance of..."

Shi Yue gave her sister a thumbs up and followed Xu Youyuan into the bathroom.

As soon as she entered, Xu Youyuan grabbed her collar and hit the wall directly.

"What are you doing?" Xu Youyuan lowered her voice and glared fiercely at Shiyue. "Never make a fuss, can you be honest in front of my dad?"

"Why am I not being honest?" Shi Yue felt quite wronged, "And did you misunderstand your uncle? I think his uncle is more talkative and cheerful than you."

"You said what's wrong with you, how can you run into someone's house like this to make trouble?"

Shi Yue nodded his lips.

"Are you coming?"

"What's wrong with me? I'll be scolded by you for being so obedient." Shi Yue pursed his lips and was particularly aggrieved. "Don't you want to see me?"

"Not really..." Xu Youyuan.

"Then you just want to see me. For this excuse, I spent three hours making muffins, but unfortunately it took me to the end and I was taught." Shi Yue lowered his head, even though he looked pitiful. Just kidding, it also made Xu Youyuan's heart soft and soft.

I can't see Shi Yue's sad look at all...

Shi Yue sighed here for a long time, but his mouth never stopped.

Xu Youyuan couldn't bear her nagging, her fingers gripping Shiyue's collar tightened, and she stood on her toes slightly and kissed Shiyue's lips.

Shi Yue: "???"

This was completely beyond Shiyue's expectation. When Shiyue was about to kiss him, Xu Youyi's lips left.

"It's all right now, don't make trouble." Xu Youyuan calmly confessed to Shi Yue. It didn't seem like she had just kissed, it was more like she was going to perform a peacekeeping mission.

When Xu Youyuan walked out of the bathroom, her face started to get hot. From the bathroom to the living room, she had to go through a small corridor and turn around. When she returned to the living room, she was confident that she would be able to press down the fast heartbeat and red ears and cheeks when she returned to the living room. .

It's all this dead boy, and the look of the kiss is too soft.

After two steps, I felt something foreign on my lips. I stuck it down with my fingers and saw the muffin residue.

She accidentally stuck the muffin when she ate it just now.

Xu Youyuan stopped and suddenly understood.

In that case, Shi Yue clicked and licked his lips again...

Xu Youyuan stood where she was struck by lightning.

She was just reminding me that there was something on my lips, but I took the initiative to kiss her - while Xu Youyuan sorted out the matter, Shi Yue appeared behind her, her face leaned from behind her shoulder, and whispered:

"It's more enthusiastic than I thought."

Take advantage of the opportunity to kiss Xu Youyuan on the cheek.

Xu Youyuan was about to beat her when she turned around, Shi Yue ran away and sprinted into the living room in threes or twos, indeed at the speed of a sprinter.

"What's wrong?" Xu Yishu and Shi Ye both looked back.

"It's nothing." Shi Yue said, "I'm having fun with Xiao Yuan, right, Xiao Yuan."

Xu Youyuan stood at the corner, where only Shi Yue could see, her fingers stretched out and nodded hard to her-come here!

Shi Yue squinted and nodded his lips again.

This kid knows everything from start to finish! It's totally intentional!

Deceived!

Xu Youyuan grabbed the "Fu" pendant on the wall and threw it at her.

Shi Yue easily avoided speaking, Xu Youyuan twisted her arm too hard, grinning with pain.

"Cough!" Shi Yue said, "Uncle, it seems that the stew and wine are here, I'll go down and help get it!"

Run away immediately.