Midfielder

There is such a kind of woman who can successfully capture the attention of all the men in the room without having to put on any particularly charming posture in front of others, even without giving an ambiguous look. This is a kind of innate talent that comes from the bottom of her heart. Seductive, there is no doubt that Penelope Cruz is this kind of woman.

Although Lin Yi was always chased by groups of women after training or games, the gap between those women and Penelope was a bit too big.

Yes, this Spanish girl is very beautiful, but now Lin Yi only looks at her from an admiring perspective.

But then Lin Yi discovered that Penelope seemed to have a strong magnet on her body. Whether it was the bald man doing the lighting or the shy photographer with a beer belly, the eyes of almost all the male staff in the studio were following her figure, for fear of missing the Spanish girl's smile.

Even the male dog brought by someone at the door "snorted" and breathed hot air at Penelope. When Lin Yi saw this scene, he scratched his head and smiled self-deprecatingly. , it seems that men have this kind of virtue and have no immunity to beautiful women.

Capturing the attention of the audience in a calm manner, Penelope displayed her elegance in front of everyone and showed her charm as a woman.

This is an absolute natural beauty. Think of the lustful look on Mendes’s face when he mentioned Penelope Cruz. Lin Yi swore that if Mendes was given a chance, he would pursue her crazily. Spanish beauty.

Being able to work with such a beautiful woman, Lin Yi became less bored with the complicated advertising shooting. Not only him, but also Cristiano Ronaldo, who came later, complained a little less. Although the time on the plane made this guy Feeling very bored.

But when Ronaldo saw Penelope Cruz, he said excitedly to Lin Yi next to him, "Wow, man, you know, when Mendes told me that he wanted to cooperate with her, I took the earliest flight from Manchester to Porto.”

"Brother, don't be like this. We don't know each other very well. Why do you have to hold my arm tightly when you talk about women? Hey! Can you please stop touching me! I don't want people here to misunderstand us. What's going on, get away from me quickly, get out!"

Lin Yi discovered for the first time that Ronaldo, this guy, is very easy to fall into an impulsive state when he sees a woman. Those two claws almost touched his whole body. Damn it, when did this guy and I get together? Has the relationship gotten so good?

You must know that a few months ago, the two of them were still life-and-death rivals on the football field. Could that woman change the magnetic field of the world?

"Oh my God, why did God create such a perfect woman? Even looking at her back here makes people feel impulsive. I swear, I must let her be my female companion at Manchester United's Christmas party, even if It’s a good day.”

"If I could take her out to a Manchester United party, I bet anyone that men in Manchester would be jealous of me for it."

Cristiano Ronaldo was chattering in Lin Yi's ears about Penelope's beauty like a chatterbox. Lin Yi had never noticed that this guy had such a strong language talent. He swore that Cristiano Ronaldo was in love with a horse right now. There is no difference between the stallions, they are definitely sperm.

"Okay, I'm going to get to know this beautiful partner. Bless me, and I will definitely use my manly charm to conquer this Spanish beauty."

After saying this, Ronaldo didn't wait for Lin Yi to react, and twisted his body towards Penelope, who was talking to others in the distance.

"Fuck me! This grandson can actually twist his old waist like a Spanish matador. From now on, I will never recognize this guy."

Looking at Ronaldo, who was twisting his body close to Penelope, with a flattering smile on his face, Lin Yi swore that from this moment on, he would treat that guy as a passerby, otherwise, he would be really embarrassed. Pick up that person.

You have to say that Penelope is a very well-educated woman. When Cristiano Ronaldo approaches him with a flattering look, she can still greet Ronaldo in a very decent manner, shake hands, and even chat for a couple of seconds. That sentence, so measured, is definitely just right.

A mature woman will not let anyone feel rejected or forgotten, but she will never make the relationship between two people appear too close. This may be the woman's communication skills. In contrast, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lin Yi is too naive in this regard.

"Dude, did you see that, the number one beauty in Spain has been completely captured by my male charm? I guarantee that before the filming of this commercial is over, I can successfully get her personal phone number. Maybe you can get it in a few days. You will see me on the headlines of entertainment newspapers.”

When Ronaldo returned to Lin Yi with a look of satisfaction on his face, he seemed to be showing off to Lin Yi his skills in chatting up beautiful women.

"Wow, she is such a beauty." When Lin Yi despised Ronaldo's estrous performance, a somewhat childish voice sounded from behind them.

When Lin Yi turned his head, he saw a girl wearing a striped top and jeans standing behind him. Her dark brown hair rested on her shoulders in a playful arc, and her round face made this little girl stand out. It exudes a youthful flavor.

Lin Yi even felt for a moment that this round little face looked particularly like a bun, with a fleshy texture that made people want to pinch it immediately.

I don’t know if the other person is a mixed race, but the pair of brown eyes combined with the dark brown hair give people a very comfortable feeling.

She just stood behind Lin Yi, looking at Penelope Cruz's figure intently, like a star-struck fan.

Looking at this girl who was half a head taller than himself, Lin Yi didn't know what she was doing in the studio, but what Lin Yi noticed the most about this little girl was probably the look on her face. That sweet smile.

It's just that her outfit seems a bit too ordinary, just like the staff here, nothing special. But for some reason, Lin Yi always found that when the little girl next to him smiled, she was like a sweet candy, filled with a feeling of happiness.

Maybe the other party also noticed that someone was looking at him. When the little girl turned her head, she also glanced at Lin Yi. She still had that sweet smile on her face, but her smart eyes When looking at Lin Yi, there was a trace of playful banter.

"This kind of beauty can make people intoxicated, right? It's no wonder that few people can block her charm. Even as a woman, I'm a little excited, let alone a man. I bet that if she is willing , every man here will become her trophy.”

"But if you two want to date her, you'd better give up the idea. Do you know who she has rejected in Hollywood?" The little girl standing behind Lin Yi and Ronaldo seemed to be talking to herself Ban said to the two people in front of him.

"Nicolas Cage, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, and many others. If you really count them all, I'm afraid it will take a long time. Even these men can't capture women. Do you think that with your own power?" Is it possible to do it?”

The little girl didn't care whether her words irritated Lin Yi and Ronaldo. Anyway, she just kept talking to herself.

"You are indeed handsome, but compared to those people, you seem to lack a bit of maturity. As for you, maybe I should call you a boy."

Originally, Lin Yi didn't have any reaction to what the little girl said. Especially when he saw her hitting Ronaldo, he even felt a little gloating. But he didn't expect that the little girl's attack range was too wide. He just said it with one sentence. Radiated both of them.

What do you call me? boy? Is there any mistake? Lin Yi now really wants the little girl in front of him to see what it means to be a real pure man.

However, in front of this little girl, Lin Yi was not that rude, although he strongly disagreed with the little girl's evaluation of Ronaldo.

handsome guy? Come on, that is obviously a monster that has fallen into a crazy estrus. Well, Lin Yi really doesn't know how handsome that guy Ronaldo is.

Just like that group of fans in Portugal often say, our handsome Chris and lovely Lin Yi, both of these statements were ruthlessly denied by Lin Yi.

He never thought that he was cute, and he definitely didn't think how handsome Ronaldo was. He could only say that the eyes of these women really made him angry, just like when he was surrounded by women who looked like aunts every day. Same, it really makes him unbearable.

Ronaldo showed his grace at this moment. He simply ignored the little girl in front of him who was very unattractive to him. There was no need to guess the direction in which he turned and left. The only thing in this scene that attracted him to move was , only Penelope is left.

But Cristiano Ronaldo's departure did not end the whole thing. The war between Lin Yi and that little girl had just been ignited. Perhaps, this was injustice.

If Lin Yi was attracted by the little girl's smile just now and thought she was a cute girl, then now he definitely thinks she is a tricky girl, and he was almost confused by what the little girl said just now. Choking on water.

Forget about talking about Cristiano Ronaldo, this little girl who is obviously underage actually used the word "woman" when talking about herself. Isn't this funny?

"Cough, cough, woman? You?" Although Lin Yi knew that this statement was very impolite, he really couldn't associate the word woman with the little girl in front of him who wanted nothing. Look at Penelope Elegance, look at the person in front of you, alas, the difference is not even a little bit.

Although Lin Yi has some preconceived ideas, if you compare the two, if you drag the man in front of you and ask him, he will not regard the person in front of Lin Yi as a woman. This girl looks better than Lin Yi. How many years younger.

Woman, ten years from now, maybe she will be considered a woman then.

Now? Too meaningless, right? One is like a surging wave, and the other is like a flat plain. How can these compare? Would you compare the size of a hygienic ball with a papaya?

Lin Yi swore that even McCarthy's bust looked more like a woman than the little girl in front of him, let alone comparing her to Penelope.

Even if there is no comparison in stature, the temperament of the two cannot be compared. Penelope even shows a trace of elegance in the way she walks and talks.

The person standing in front of Lin Yi was still chewing gum in her mouth just now. Lin Yi swore that ten seconds ago, this girl had blown bubbles.

Now one is curvaceous and wearing a gorgeous dress, showing off his grace and splendor, attracting the attention of all the men present.

The other one was wearing a casual suit and looked like a minor.

Sister, please, you are not a woman. You are not a woman at all except for being a person!

Please look in the mirror before you say this. The one over there is a woman. You can only be classified as a woman.

Although Lin Yi didn't say these words, his expression after looking at Penelope and then at the little girl in front of him betrayed everything.

If Lin Yi could predict the future, he would regret looking at the little girl in front of him with such eyes.

It was obvious that the little girl opposite him was very sensitive to this. Although Lin Yi didn't say anything, she seemed to have guessed what the other party wanted to say.

Maybe Lin Yi's comparison of the little firewood girl in front of him with Penelope seemed to have angered the little girl with a chubby face, and then Lin Yi suffered a series of crackling verbal attacks.

"Don't think that only 36D is a woman. There are many kinds of women. Not only those with good figures and looks are women. Do you understand, idiot?"

When dealing with those Spanish media, Lin Yi also showed his sharp tongue. However, in front of women, the biggest lesson Lin Yi learned is that you should never be self-righteous and show off your eloquence, because women are always better at using language than you.

When the girl who had a sweet smile on her face just now turned around and left in front of Lin Yi, she didn't give Lin Yi a chance to refute her, leaving only an angry back and a figure that made people feel very "calm" no matter how you look at it.

"Uh, this bad-tempered creature of the opposite sex." This is the only comment Lin Yi left on the girl after she left. In the few tens of seconds just now, he didn't even have a chance to refute. The sweet smile of the little girl has now disappeared.

But when Lin Yi turned around and saw Penelope, everything was relieved. He was about to work with this Spanish beauty to shoot an advertisement. Let these little things go. At least it wouldn't ruin his mood. As for the little girl, let her be.

But ten minutes later, when the director of the advertisement invited Ronaldo, Lin Yi and Penelope to his office, Lin Yi found a very serious problem, because the little girl who had just been angry with him was also standing there.

"What... is going on?" Lin Yi looked at all this with a blank face, but after a minute, he began to collapse.

Because the director pointed at the little girl and said to Lin Yi, "Hey, boy, this is your partner in the advertisement, Selena Gomez, the most popular singer in Disney now. I feel that your cooperation will definitely become the highlight of this advertisement."

Ah! ? What, didn't I perform this advertisement with Penelope? Lin Yi now felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

Four people? The director seemed to have said that Ronaldo and Penelope were a pair, and he and that bad-tempered little girl were a pair? Is that right? God, the Virgin Mary, please don't do this to me, okay? Which angel sister is using me to make trouble, right?

Highlight! ? This is definitely going to be a disaster, because Lin Yi has seen the little girl opposite him, slightly raised her very fleshy little chin, and was protesting against him. At this moment, Lin Yi had a premonition that today would definitely not be a good day.

"Wait, I have to call my agent. There is a very small problem now. I need to discuss it with him." Lin Yi stood up calmly in the eyes of the other three people and slowly left the office.

Then, when no one else was paying attention, he quickly found a corner to take out his mobile phone and dialed Mendes' number as quickly as possible.

"Didn't you say I was going to star in this commercial with Penelope? Why is it that Cristiano Ronaldo is now partnering with her, and I am going to star with an underage girl?" Lin Yi tried to lower his voice to talk to Mendes on the other end of the phone.

"Well, actually, there is another person, but it seems that this is written in the script I gave you, because the director found that your appearance would be a bit inconsistent with Penelope, so he will find someone about your age to perform this plot together."

Mendes obviously wanted to remind Lin Yi that he had already given everything to him before, and he couldn't blame him for not reading the script.

"Fuck! Why didn't you say it earlier? I just want to ask you one question now, can I still refuse to star in this commercial?" Lin Yi is about to collapse now. Cooperating with that little girl? He hasn't forgotten the lesson he learned more than ten minutes ago. This is definitely not a pleasant cooperation experience.

"This... seems... impossible, well, I have a contract, let's talk on the phone later, click, beep...beep..." Mendes didn't give Lin Yi a chance to continue to scold him, and hung up the phone very quickly.

"Fuck you!!!" The only way Lin Yi could vent his anger now was probably to greet Mendes' family members.

Lin Yi could only accept the fact that could not be changed without tears. He moved his feet with difficulty and rubbed back to the director's office door, but a second before he stepped into the office, he heard a more devastating conversation.

"Selena, I actually think that I should add a kissing scene before the end of this plot between you and Lin Yi. The advertising effect will be better, but you can rest assured that my photographer will use the method of borrowing to deal with this shot, and there will be no real kissing."

The advertising director seemed to be explaining something about the advertisement to the grumpy girl. What? Kissing that girl? No way... Uncle director, this is the first kiss, you can't just ruin it like this! ! !

Before Lin Yi pushed the door in to veto this matter, the childish voice had already given a response. This answer stunned Lin Yi, the poor little boy, in advance, and he finally realized the horror of women.

"It's okay. You don't need to use the borrowed lens method. It might look more natural. I can shoot according to the director's requirements. Kissing scenes are fine, and bed scenes are fine."

Puff, Lin Yi now feels his internal bleeding... Women's revenge is really scary... Don't mess with women casually...

(Today's update, the network cable has a problem, so I just connected... Sorry to the comrades who are waiting for the update... About the female pig, Selena Gomez, the real person was born in 1992, but I will make her two years older and change it to 1990. She is a new star that Disney has recently promoted. She debuted very early. I like watching this little girl recently. I think she is a pretty good new star. I recommend her latest MV, A Year Without Rain. I hope you like it too.)