Ming Emperor Chat Group, Creating Apocalyptic Prosperity

106. The God Of War Who Is Full Of Farts! All The Emperors Gang Up On Zhu Qizhen!

Due to the upgrade of the system, the new members who just joined the group, at the moment they first entered,

The system has already entered the general situation of the chat group into their minds.

In an instant, Zhu Zhanji, Zhu Qizhen, and Zhu Qiyu were enlightened as if they had been shocked by an electric shock!

Looking at the surrounding situation again, the three of them were all dumbfounded!

Since the system introduced the general situation, the three of them also understood the identities of the other people present.

The most confused person is Zhu Zhanji...

Looking at the two half-eldest sons who were "born out of nowhere", he felt like shit!

This feeling of "happy to be a father" is really...

unspeakable...

Although he couldn't accept the sudden addition of two sons, but right now, he still had something even more unacceptable.

That is his good grandfather Zhu Di, who is also here...

This made him flustered...

At the same time, Zhu Qiyu was also in a daze.

To be honest, he has long forgotten what his father Zhu Zhanji looks like.

After all, when Zhu Zhanji died, he was only six or seven years old.

Suddenly, I saw a living father standing in front of me, and it seemed that he was not a few years older than him now...

Forehead……

This "Royal Father", he can't quite say it...

Compared with Zhu Zhanji who is confused and flustered, and Zhu Qiyu who is embarrassed, Zhu Qizhen's thinking is much simpler.

At this moment, Zhu Qizhen had only one thought in his mind.

That is: afraid!

Yes, he was terrified!

It's not just his guilty brother who is afraid, and his father who almost forgot his appearance.

What he was more afraid of was the group of unfriendly big men in front of him who were walking towards him and cracking their fists...

"You are Zhu Qizhen?"

It was Zhu Di who led the way towards him who made this voice of questioning.

Zhu Qizhen swallowed his saliva, his tongue trembling and said: "Grand... Taizong Ye... I am your great-grandson Zhu Qizhen."

"Is it you who ruined the 300,000 elites of my Ming Dynasty and the three major battalions?"

It was Zhu Yuanzhang who raised his fist and was about to rush forward to give his unworthy descendants a fist at any time!

Zhu Qizhen was so frightened that he retreated again and again, and at the same time he did not forget to argue,

"Grandfather Tai, Grandfather Taizong, this is all a misunderstanding! There are not as many as 300,000! At that time, there were only tens of thousands of people who could fight, and ten of them were logistics!"

Zhu Di smiled 09: "Oh? There are only a few tens of thousands of people? How did the three major battalions fall?"

Zhu Qizhen: "This... It's Yu Qian's fault!"

Now, Zhu Qiyu couldn't help but uttered: "My mother? Big brother, are you sick? Can Yu Qian be blamed for this?"

Zhu Qizhen stiffened his neck and said, "I was trapped in Tumubao! I couldn't get through Juyongguan! I couldn't even go back to the capital, so how can I be blamed!"

Zhu Di: "And then? You couldn't go back to the capital, so you were arrested and sent to Wala?"

Zhu Qizhen: "I... Grandpa Cheng, I was not arrested and sent to Wala! At that time, "Yexian" just brought some local products to pay tribute, and then we met halfway, and he saw that I couldn't go back to the capital , took me back to Wala to stay for a while..."

Zhu Di: "Oh, this short stay will only last a year, right?"

Zhu Qizhen: "I can't help it, my brother won't come to pick me up! He's still the emperor himself!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Oh, you mean to say that your younger brother usurped the throne, and you were trapped in Oala as a guest?"

Zhu Qizhen: "Well..."

Zhu Qiyu: "??? You fucking! Do you want face???"

"What about the door?"

It was Zhu Youxiao who didn't say anything for a long time who asked this question.

Seeing that Zhu Youxiao was his junior, Zhu Qizhen immediately changed his humility when facing his ancestors, and put on the airs of an elder, and refuted loudly,

"What is a door! That's all nonsense! That's... that's sending me back to the capital first!"

Looking at Zhu Qizhen who was so excited that his veins burst out, You Xiao couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Oh~ What you mean, the defense of Beiping was not actually to protect the safety of the Ming Dynasty, but the thieves in the court to prevent you, the emperor, from coming back.

What you mean is that Yu Qian is not a loyal minister who protects the country at all, but a rebellious minister and thief who conspires against him.

What you mean is to lead the troops to fight outside the capital first, not to harm my Ming Dynasty, but to help you, the emperor, regain the throne.

right?"

Zhu Youxiao's tone was very ordinary, but the meaning of ridicule inside and outside the words was very obvious.

"I guess..." Zhu Qizhen replied with an unnatural expression.

Zhu Youxiao immediately became serious: "It is! Or is it not!"

Zhu Qizhen was visibly panicked...

But he is the ancestor of Zhu Youxiao, how can he be cowardly in the face of future generations!

"yes!"

Zhu Qizhen puffed up his chest and replied with certainty!

Zhu Qiyu: "??? Are you crazy???"

Zhu Yunwen: "I don't think he is crazy, he just treats you as idiots!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Unfilial sons and grandchildren! You fucking listen to yourself, think for yourself, is this fucking reasonable?!"

Of course Zhu Qizhen knew that this was unreasonable, but right now he couldn't let him admit that he really ruined all the elites of the Ming Dynasty!

If you admit it...

He is afraid that he will be beaten to death here...

At this time, Zhu Qizhen didn't know that the next chat group evaluation would shake out his underpants.

Faced with so many people's doubts, Zhu Qizhen simply shut up and didn't speak.

The more it is said, the bigger the hole.

While shutting up, Zhu Qizhen looked at Zhu Youxiao who was on the side.

His teeth are itchy!

It was this unworthy descendant who tricked him into embarrassing him!

When he is free, he has to teach this unworthy descendant a lesson!

Zhu Qizhen was secretly making small calculations in his heart, but the laughter around him never stopped.

Among them, the one who laughed the most was Zhu Yunxuan who was gloating.

Zhu Yunwen: "Laughing to death! Speaking of fourth uncle, your descendant is a bit against the sky. Did he learn from you to open his eyes and tell nonsense? Hongwu thirty-five years, right?"

Zhu Di: "...

For the first time, Zhu Di felt that his old face was about to disappear...

Still in front of his eldest nephew Zhu Yunqi......

Old Zhu Di is such a face-saving person, how can he hold back now.

At the moment, he is hard!

The fist is hard!

But the person Zhu Di wants to beat up now is not his eldest nephew Zhu Yunqi who is gloating at other people's misfortune.

Instead, he opened his eyes and told nonsense, disgraced his old face, and ruined Ming Dynasty elite Zhu Qizhen!

"I'll fuck you!"

Zhu Di adopted a very simple and brutal beating method, and it was a fist when he went up!

Zhu Qizhen, who was still thinking about how to teach Zhu Youxiao a lesson, was beaten to the ground before he could react!

Next, he still didn't have time to react.

Because he can no longer see the light...

The overwhelming fists fell on his face, head, and body like a goddamn girl scattered flowers!

Zhu Qizhen didn't know how many people were beating him.

But he can be sure, definitely no less than three!

wrong!

Not less than five!

And not only punches, but also kicks......

There are also endless insults in my ears, some of the voices are familiar, and some are unfamiliar!

"Ahhh!! Don't hit, don't hit!!"

"Father!! Father!! Help me!!!"

Zhu Qizhen's screams were drowned in the punches and kicks, and the other two people around couldn't hear them clearly.

That's right, only two people were not involved in this beating!

The two are Zhu Zhanji with a confused face and Zhu Youxiao with a calm face.

Zhu Zhanji was in a daze the whole time...

First come to pay tribute to anything, and then go to Oala for a short stay if you can't pass Juyongguan...

What's all this mess?

Zhu Zhanji is also curious, what exactly did his son do!?

Although I don't know exactly what his son Zhu Qizhen did, but Zhu Zhanji is almost sure that it's not a good thing!

Otherwise, it would be impossible for so many people to rush up and beat him up...

At the same time, Zhu Zhanji was a little strange.

That is, why did Emperor Jianwen Zhu Yunqi beat his son?

In fact, Zhu Zhan didn't pay much attention to it at all.

The main reason is that Zhu Yunqi's fierce posture of punching and kicking almost caught up with his grandfather Zhu Di's anger!

It is too conspicuous...

The reason why Zhu Yunqi fought so hard was very simple.

He was beaten so much before, and he was full of dissatisfaction!

Now that there is someone to vent, he must take advantage of the chaos and step on it a few times!

The first person to withdraw from the "battlefield" was old Taoist Zhu Fengliao.

Although Zhu Houpao practiced Taoism all the year round, his body was not very strong.

Coupled with the fact that he has not been able to sleep well during this period of time, his spirit is not very good.

As a descendant of Zhu Qizhen, he shouldn't have beaten his ancestors.

However, the big guys are all on it, and he doesn't, it doesn't seem too good, right?

Adhering to the ideological policy of "everyone is here", taking advantage of the chaos and throwing a few fists, it can be regarded as a consummation of merit and virtue.

The second to withdraw from the battlefield was Zhu Youjian.

Zhu Youjian actually didn't want to quit so early,

The main reason is that there are too many people playing.

He was squeezed out....

I wanted to squeeze in and step on a few more feet, but I can't squeeze in anymore...

In fact, logically speaking, as Zhu Qizhen's descendant, he shouldn't fight his ancestors either.

But when he thought about how bad this dog treats his elder brother, he was upset!

Whatever you say, you have to take advantage of the chaos and go in and beat me up!

Zhu Houpao and Zhu Youjian first saluted Zhu Zhanji, and then walked to Zhu Youxiao's side.

"Youxiao, I'm curious about one thing. I want to ask you, when you took back the land of the feudal lords, didn't those bastards in the court try their best to impeach you?"

Zhu Houpao expressed his curiosity about this matter, because he himself was almost overwhelmed by the trolling Qin Shu.

Hearing this, Zhu Youjian echoed with a headache: "You don't know, half a year ago, I mentioned the matter of going to the West, but within a few days, more than a dozen people were released in my dormitory." A poisonous snake came in! Even though I am immune to all poisons, just thinking about that scene makes me panic!"

Zhu Houpao was also excited: "It's nothing to let a poisonous snake, I was let in by a palace maid!"

Zhu Youjian wiped off his sweat: "Ah... strangled you again?"

Zhu Houpao: "That's not true, but they are greedy for my body, they are lowly!"

Zhu Youjian:

Zhu Youxiao:

Unknown Zhu Zhanji:

Zhu Youjian expressed that he didn't want to listen to Zhu Houpao's Versailles anymore. He turned to look at Zhu Youxiao: "So brother, when you reformed, didn't anything happen in the camp?"

Zhu Youxiao smiled helplessly and said,

"How could it not be possible? In the past year or so, there have been countless people impeaching me, and the pile of memorials is higher than the city wall.

In addition, the palace was flooded from time to time, and the Qing Palace alone had caught fire three times.

And what about the White Lotus Sect,

What Japanese pirates burned granaries, these scholar-bureaucrats interfered with it, too many to count.

Now, not only Zhu Houpao and Zhu Youjian were shocked!

Even Zhu Zhanji, who was listening to the corner, was shocked!

Zhu Zhanji's scalp went numb for a while!

The fire has reached the Qianqing Palace?

Three more times!

This is too exaggerated!

In fact, what Zhu Youxiao said was not exaggerating at all.

Over the past year, many things have happened.

He is no stranger to trivial things like impeaching him.

Those civil officials who were proud of being on the board wished that the emperor would depose them in a fit of anger.

In the eyes of these people, being slapped and fired are all manifestations of not being afraid of power, and they are all very face-saving things.

Zhu Youxiao knew too well what these scholars wanted, so he was not polite.

Want to be dismissed from office?

OK! Satisfy you!

But after being dismissed from office, he immediately ordered Jin Yiwei to thoroughly investigate the background and family property of the person who was dismissed from office.

If there is a violation of law and discipline behind the scenes, it will be dealt with directly according to the laws of Ming Dynasty!

He wants to see how "clean" these "upright" scholars are!

Facts have proved that among these scholars, there are indeed clean ones, but there are also many unclean ones!

You are a courtier, and you are not clean, how can you have the face to impeach your father?

Zhu Youxiao is not used to these people!

He blamed those officials who were proud of their dismissal and were not clean for the crimes they committed in private.

List them all, one by one!

Then it will be printed on a large scale and distributed everywhere!

He wants all the people in Daming to see clearly what these 62 so-called "clear streams" are!

Since these so-called Qingliu are desperately trying to ruin his reputation as an emperor, then he won't stop him!

It's just that he wants to see whose reputation will be worse!

He just wants to fight against these aristocratic families!

Even if this road is difficult and dangerous, even if he is alone!

Just do it!

With such an action by Zhu Youxiao, over time, the habit of these civil servants who love to slander others has indeed been greatly improved.

But what followed was the counterattack of this group of "hyenas"!

In Zhu Youxiao's eyes, these so-called civil servants, the so-called Qingliu, are hyenas.

They are timid by nature, but greedy and insidious.

Their greatest ability is to hold together, and bite the enemy back and forth, one bite at a time!

It can be described as extremely disgusting!

For more than a year, the palace has often been flooded, and it even burned to his Qianqing Palace!

The most ridiculous thing is that these people actually wrote a letter saying: The reason why the palace caught fire one after another is because he, the emperor, killed too many people and caused disaster and punishment from heaven!

If you want to solve this difficulty, you can only issue an edict of guilt!

Zhu Youxiao also smiled.

Want him to condemn himself?

dream!

In addition to these, many bizarre things have happened over the past year.

The complexity of it is no less than that of the "Three Mysterious Cases in the Late Ming Dynasty"!

And the ultimate goal pointed to by these things is only one.

The purpose is to kill him, the emperor!

Here, the three of Zhu Youxiao chatted about the difficult year.

Zhu Zhanji on the side is focused on listening to the corner.

On the other side, the crowd's beating finally stopped.

A group of people clapped their fists and didn't forget to "Bah" before leaving!

The one who "bah" is the most energetic is Zhu Qiyu.

Zhu Qiyu also didn't expect that his eldest brother, who usually looks honest, turned out to be a person who farts when he opens his mouth!

And slander him!

He's an ass!

The more Zhu Qiyu thought about it, the more dissatisfied he became, pointing at Zhu Qizhen on the ground and cursing,

"I think your mother forced me to sit on the throne back then! You think I'm willing to be the emperor!"

Although I really wanted to be...

Zhu Zhanji on the side coughed twice, walked up to Zhu Qiyu and asked, "Ahem, that son, who is your elder brother's biological mother?"

Zhu Zhanji expressed his curiosity, how could someone as wise and powerful as him give birth to someone like Zhu Qizhen?

It must be because the child's mother has genetic problems!

When he goes back, he must drive that bitch out of the palace!

Being called a son by a "father" who was only a few years older, Zhu Qiyu was obviously not used to it.

But he still bite the bullet and called out "Royal Father", and replied: "It's your favorite Sun."

"Huh? Mrs. Sun?"

Zhu Zhanji looked at the useless son who was still lying on the ground in disbelief.

At the same time, his favorite face appeared in his mind...

He broke down!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

His grandson is so good, how could he give birth to such a waste!.

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