Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits
Chapter 260 The earth spirit was hammered into a pillar
While rubbing the dead skin on his calves with the soles of his feet, Ren Suo used his laptop to record the key words of the last customer in Shenhai City, "Zhusheng Experience".
Even Ren Suo himself was a little surprised that he could reach the end of "Late Night Ghost" calmly on the fifth day.
Because Dai Yuxing was the first guest and she left very early, Ren Suo thought that it wouldn't be long before a bunch of Countermeasures monks came over to have a meal.
If this is the case, Ren Suo will have to read the file - he can only skip Shenhai City and find other countries or other cities to set up a stall.
Dai Yuxing also said that the countermeasure system was limited to parks in big cities because of Huang Mao and the specific information obtained from spies stationed in the federation. As long as he did not go to big cities to wander ghosts, it would be fine, or even "hide" There are so many foreign cities with second-class concentration that you can choose as you like.
However, after one night, the guests who came were all normal monsters and monsters with murderous intentions and antisocial nature. Ren Suo felt relieved and served them.
Ren Suo also discovered that generally speaking, the first customers who came were the monsters who were easier to understand and more tolerant of the richness of the flavor. For this kind of customer, Ren Suo only needs to extract the keywords and he is almost certain to win.
But at the last hour, the customers who came were more aggressive. Not only did they have to extract keywords at will, but they were also very particular about the saltiness of the taste. There was too much "happiness", too little "confidence", and not enough "love". They would all beat the table and fight with the female shopkeeper.
At this time, Ren Suo could only punch one particular monster.
When it came to the last customer, the boss at the end of the level, it was basically a hard fight, and Ren Suo could only try his best to weaken the enemy with poison.
But so far, except for the boss in Hong Kong who happened to be hit, the bosses in the other four levels have only been slightly weakened.
And the boss of Shenhai is even more surprising - because he is a 'weird', and he is a customer who does not eat Bawang meals and is willing to tell his own experience.
This is also Ren Suo's first encounter with a 'weird' customer. This customer's appearance is also quite strange - he is wearing a black robe embroidered with a gold dragon. He has no hair at all, a shiny bald head, white and tender skin, big eyes and a small mouth. , is a child less than 1 meter tall.
But as soon as he spoke, Ren Suo knew that he was definitely not a demon.
"Sister, bring me a ton of cement. It needs to be hot, not 1:1 that is so thin that it can fill the cracks in the toilet. It needs 1:3 to have enough flavor." The bald child patted the table hard and shouted.
This order was the weirdest thing Ren Suo had ever seen, and what was even more amazing was that the female shopkeeper actually brought out a bucket of cement.
Then the bald kid told his life story——
"I am a pillar."
The bald boy lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and finished the cigarette, showing a depressed look that had experienced many vicissitudes of life: "I was under the elevated road on Yan'an Road, and there was that Coiling Dragon Pillar... You know the Coiling Dragon Pillar? Right?"
"When the viaduct was built, the pillars at the intersection of the east-west and south viaducts could not be driven down. Later, a mage came and worked at that location before the pillars were driven down."
"Not only that, they also wrapped the pillars with stainless steel and copper dragon sculptures. After I woke up, I discovered that people at that time believed that there were dragon veins in this location. The mage was here to 'drive away the dragon', and the dragon sculptures were used to 'Suppressing the Dragon'..."
The bald kid finished a cigarette every time he said a word, and now the cigarette box in his hand was half empty: "But in fact, the mage has no effect at all, and those dragon sculptures are meaningless. It's just that after the mage comes, The engineering team also replaced a batch of operating machines with stronger piling capabilities, so the piles were driven down."
"As for why there are dragon sculptures on the pillars, I don't know. Maybe it was because there was a little more money at that time, or maybe the leaders were superstitious."
"Until a year ago, I woke up and found that I had turned into a pillar." The bald child looked depressed: "I feel very unlucky."
"Because I am obviously the earth spirit here."
"It's difficult to drive piles at that location. I gave myself protection hundreds of years ago to make the rock layer thicker. There are no mines nearby. I thought no one would come to cause trouble, right?"
"I didn't expect that people nowadays are so stupid, and so is the mage. They do what they do, and even shit is poured on their head. If it hadn't been for that mage, I would have gone over to settle the score with him. Then the pillar was knocked down, and I was stunned. The hammer dissipated into smoke and could only be possessed by the pillar."
"All the nearby earth spirits came to laugh at me. I am the only earth spirit imprisoned in a pillar. I am so angry!"
At this time, the bald child pointed at his head: "Because of the pillars, I can't even transform into a taller shape, so I can only look like this little devil. There is no change at all compared to hundreds of years ago... Ouch!"
The cigarette butt held in his right hand poked his bald head, and the child yelped in pain, looking so funny and cute.
After finishing the cigarette, the child slammed the table again: "Hurry up and put the cement on, I'm so hungry!"
Then Ren Suo, who was holding the laptop, looked confused.
——Finished?
He deliberately bought a glass of holy water. Although the special effect was triggered for free, it seemed as if he hadn't drank it now.
When the bald kid told his life experiences, not a single key word appeared!
"Shameless! You actually cheated me out of money!"
Sure enough, it is impossible to rely on krypton gold to get through the boss at the end of the level. Ren Suo, who was almost cheated out of money, made a conscious decision not to waste time on the last customer in the future.
As for the bald child, Ren Suo could only let him try the feeling of shit pouring on his head again.
However, at this time, the resourcefulness of a level 4 player, or in other words, the "hat of seeking correction" worn by Ren Suo finally came into play——
"Is holy water really useless?"
The meaning of holy water is to extract the desires and resentments valued in the customer's words. Since there are no keywords, it means that the customer does not care about what he just said.
the freedom lost by being hammered into pillars;
The misery of being showered with shit;
the humiliation of being laughed at by other earth spirits;
The anger of being sober after hundreds of years and encountering this situation;
The bald kids don't care at all.
The holy water is not without its effect. It reminds Ren Suo that the bald child does not care about these contents. If he is fed feces or sugar in this direction, it will be meaningless to him.
Continue thinking in this direction: The bald child doesn't mind turning into a pillar, nor does he mind having shit pouring on his head. When he talks about these things, he even thinks it's quite funny. And his smoking behavior is more like imitating other smokers. He doesn't think this thing is good at all, he just thinks it's fun.
Yes, he is a playful kid.
Hundreds of years ago, Shenhai was just a small fishing village. It was far away from the spiritual veins of the Central Plains. The earth spirits here might not be that high in intelligence.
Therefore, the bald child is very dangerous. He may cause accidents that can cause serious casualties at any time because of fun.
What is he most afraid of? boring.
What is he looking forward to most? Freshness.
Soon, Ren Suo knew how to season it——
I saw the female shopkeeper take out three bottles and pour them all into the cement.
a "creation";
a "happy";
a "free";
The bald kid took the cement bucket and swallowed it like ice cream.
After eating, he wiped his mouth, looked at the female shopkeeper in a daze, and then suddenly laughed heartily.
"Would it be interesting if I let the sculptures on the pillars fly into the sky in the middle of the night?" The bald child murmured, "It would be very interesting if I asked every driver who passed me, 'I'm behind you.' It's fun!"
"Thank you sister, I'm going back to play!"
The bald child came back halfway, rubbed his hands in his clothes, and rolled out a ball: "This is your gift to my sister!"
The female shopkeeper took it over and took a look:
"The remaining old mud from the earth spirit: Eat it to gain 1,000 health and 100 attack power. Add it to food for seasoning. It can cause 50% health damage to the enemy."
Looking at the bald child's leaving figure, Ren Suo felt that the most terrifying naughty child in history would appear in Shenhai City...
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