Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Qiao Muyi was dreaming and knew that he was dreaming.

The dream is not only long, but also more than one dream.

In the first dream, she was still living in a southern city. Her parents loved her very much. She had been the king of children since she was a child. She ranked first in studies and excelled in sports. She was so popular that the aunt in the canteen gave her more food. Needless to mention her appearance, she was in elementary school. The cute middle school is beautiful, the university is beautiful, and she raises the appearance level of the whole school with her strength.

However, she has been followed by a little Slug since she was a child. Although Slug is not as good as her in studies, he is always among the top three in the class; Slug's sports performance is not as good as hers, and he cannot even beat her, but when he grows up, Slug is quite tall. If you take any transportation with Slug, once Slug stands in front of her, no other pests can get close to her. Slug is also popular. Although he is a straight man and only likes to play games, He has many male and female friends around him; although Slug is not very handsome, he is not annoying either. You can watch it all day long when you are bored...

After graduation, she and Slug sat at the engagement party in a daze. Their parents were chatting at the table. They were playing on their mobile phones under the table and complaining about the DC movie they watched yesterday. Neptune's younger brother lacked maternal love when he was young and was raped by Lu Yunyun... …

Then the wedding was held in a daze. She was wearing a phoenix crown and a red hijab, so she couldn't see the road clearly. She was wearing a groom's suit, and she complained that he looked like a shroud.

At night, she looked at the slug next to the bed who drank until he vomited and fainted. She poked his forehead and snorted: "You're getting an advantage."

…

In the second dream, she was the only daughter of a wealthy Chinese-British man, and she was born to be the center of attention. She traveled around the world with her parents at the age of thirteen. She learned piano, skiing, equestrian and other hobbies since she was a child. She was good friends with the sisters of the Lampelucci family.

Because she comes from a prominent family and is very good-looking, she has had no shortage of suitors since she was a child. She reached her peak when she was studying at Cambridge. Her suitors included genius scientists, Interpol, CEOs of multinational corporations, and popular superstars. Unable to bear the trouble, she secretly went to get married. Sakura travels to relax.

When she was drawing lots at Sensoji Temple, she drew bad luck three or four times. She was so angry that she wanted to smash the lottery tube. At this time, there was a sand sculpture with headphones hanging around his neck, holding up a piece of lucky luck paper and looking at it stupidly. She showed it several times and just said, "Are you envious?" If you are so unlucky, go home and eat shit to calm down.”

Then she threw the idiot over her shoulder on the spot and asked him, did the signature tell you that you will not be able to escape the bloody disaster today?

But she wasn't stupid either. After beating the man, she immediately got into the crowd of Sensoji Temple and slipped away. She looked at the bewildered look on the sand sculpture from a distance and left with satisfaction.

Unfortunately, when she visited the Ikebukuro Planetarium in the evening, the sand sculpture sat next to her.

She couldn't hide this time, so she took the initiative to invite Sha Diao to have a meal. Everyone pretended that nothing happened, and Sha Diao was very straightforward and took her to eat the most expensive sushi in Ginza. However, she is a rich woman. Financial resources tell Sha Diao, 'Sorry, if you have money, you can do whatever you want'.

While eating, she knew that Sha Diao had saved her own money to travel to Fanying, and had already made a full itinerary plan, which also included some special festival activities.

Seeing that she was so rich, Sha Diao asked her if she wanted to travel to Tokyo together. She had no itinerary to plan, but she met this sand sculpture twice today, and she felt that she was quite destined to be with this sand sculpture, so she agreed.

Five years later, Sha Diao finally won the recognition of his parents through hard work. He relied on nepotism to become the general manager of the company. He worked during the day and studied management at night. He only slept four hours a day and was so tired that he almost had his hair tied up. She persuaded her parents and chose to hold a shrine-style wedding at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, wearing the white dress she had fallen in love with five years ago.

That night, Sha Diao took her to Sensoji Temple to draw lots again, but it was still a big disaster. The sand sculpture told her that if you fold up the sign of great evil and tie it to the disaster relief wooden frame next to it, you can ask Guanyin to help you solve the disaster, and it will be free of charge. Guanyin will work voluntarily.

She said, "Why didn't you tell me five years ago?"

Sha Diao said: "I was knocked to the ground before I even said anything..."

She pinched Sha Diao's face and hummed, "You're getting an advantage."

…

In the third dream, she grew up in a northeastern family where she had to go to a large bathhouse to take a bath. Her parents were both laid-off employees, and they usually did some small business. They were scolding each other in life, but they were also loving.

Although her family is not rich, she has a humble beginning and her heart is toward the sky. She has tenacity and went to one of the top 2 universities in the country to continue her studies. Although she doesn’t have many friends, she does have a friend of the same sex who is as extremely self-disciplined as she is and devotes herself to research.

In her junior year, she received a full scholarship from a well-known federal university to study abroad with excellent results. Her good academic quality and solid research ability quickly made her famous in the academic world. She was offered olive branches by many parties, whether it was work or further study. , or return to China, her future is extremely bright.

The only regret is that she has focused on academics for many years and has never paid attention to other things. She is still alone when her youth is about to pass.

She thought she would continue to live as a strong woman, but after a bar party, when she was about to drive home, she met a man with a hunchback, a little girl, a strong man, a handsome blond man, and a man with rabbit teeth. A robbery gang formed.

She almost thought she was about to confess here, but at this moment, a man wearing a mask passing by on a bicycle broke up the robbery gang - but that was all. The masked man drove her for a kilometer before he dared to stop.

Afterwards, she chatted with the masked man and found out that the masked man was also studying at her university and even had a similar major. But unlike her who is diligent, the masked man's learning ability is average, so he hasn't graduated yet, and he hasn't even confirmed his tutor yet.

In order to repay her, she accepted the masked man as her student. Although the two of them were about the same age, they had different specializations in their professions and had their own knowledge of the subject, that's all.

Three months later, while eating the meal cooked by the student in the laboratory, she suddenly discovered that the student was very compatible with her, spoke nicely, had the same work content, and most importantly, was very obedient. She was too lazy to fall in love, so she asked directly: "If you want to take a master's degree, I can give it to you; if I want to get married, will you give it to me?"

Two months later, they took some time off from their busy schedule to get married at the "Traveller's Church", a glass church they had reserved on the edge of a cliff in Los Angeles. At the wedding ceremony, wearing a wedding dress, she cut the wedding cake with her students, and then she was picked up.

She took a bite of the cake first, then stuffed it into the student's mouth. Then she hugged the student's neck and snorted: "You're getting an advantage."

…

"Hmm~~What~~Gudong~"

Hearing the sounds of smacking and swallowing coming from the side, Qiao Muyi slowly opened his eyes.

She covered her mouth and yawned softly, and found that she was not sleeping on the bed, but sitting on the sofa; it was not her home in front of her, she was sleeping next to the guy next to her, and the voice just now was the guy next to her. issued.

Um?

Qiao Muyi turned his head and looked over, and found that there was a girl sleeping next to him on the other side of the guy.

When Qiao Muyi looked over, the other person seemed to have a clear understanding. At the same time, he opened his eyes, rubbed his eyes sleepily, and said with a smile: "Good morning, Xiao Qiao."

"...Morning Cheng Ling."

Qiao Muyi said hello stupidly, sat up straight, pointed at Ren Suo, who had shrunk his head and was still sleeping, and asked: "Did he drug us? Or was it hypnosis?... How come we are together? Sleeping next to him?"

Dong Chengling shook his head and said, "Have you forgotten? A few days ago, you asked Suo Suo to follow you on a mission, and you stayed awake for days and nights. Then I pulled you back, and you two sat down and fell asleep. .”

"Then why did you sleep together..."

"It's cold."

Qiao Muyi trembled, crossed her hands and muttered: "That's the case...why is there no heating?"

"It's like this. There are only forty or fifty days in winter in Lianjiang, and the temperature is basically above ten degrees. Everyone can just hold on and get over it." Dong Chengling said with a smile: "Very few places have heating... ...On the other hand, Xiao Qiao, why are you suddenly looking forward to heating?"

"Huh?" Qiao Muyi tilted his head and said, "I don't know, but the air conditioning and heating function in my home... you can't sleep too well, right? Your mouth is drooling!"

Ren Suo woke up and wiped the marks on the corner of his mouth, smashed his mouth, and muttered: "I haven't finished the cake yet..."

He looked at Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi, thought for a while, and said, "Chengling, I have to catch up on my sleep later. I can't go to eat at noon... I don't know why, but I feel a little full."

Qiao Muyi sighed and said, "It's okay. Drink water until you're full. Did you go to the toilet to fill your stomach in the dream?"

It took Ren Suo three seconds to understand Qiao Muyi's oblique sarcasm, but he raised his chin and thought seriously: "I don't know, I can't remember... Anyway, I seemed to have had a very long dream, and again Drink liquor, eat sushi, and eat cake..."

"If there is such a way of eating, you will definitely have to go to the toilet in your dream." Qiao Muyi said very decisively.

Dong Chengling handed Ren Suo a tissue and said, "Then go to bed quickly... But your house hasn't been cleaned in a few days."

"It doesn't matter, I'll clean it later and make sure it's clean." Ren Suo wiped his mouth with a tissue, patted his chest and said, "As everyone knows, I am a mysophobic person who likes to clean very much."

Ren Suo really loves cleanliness. Every time Dong Chengling comes, he finds that his home is much neater than his own - Dong Chengling only cleans it once a few days to keep the dust on the ground at home at a tolerable level.

But Ren Suo's home seems to be cleaned every day. Neatness is neatness, but it takes a lot of time. This shows that Ren Suo is a diligent and tidy home man.

"By the way, Xiaojiu misses you so much after not seeing you for so many days. You have to come over for dinner tonight. Also, I've learned a few new dishes in the past few days..."

Ren Suo wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth again, nodded and said: "No problem, my stomach has changed into the shape of you, Chengling. Whatever you do will taste delicious to me... Huh? Where are my headphones? "

Seeing the two of them having daily conversations like an old couple, Qiao Muyi suddenly felt something inexplicable in her heart.

However, it was she who taught Dong Chengling how to communicate with Ren Suo using this method of spring rain that moisturizes everything silently. Then it would be a matter of course and logical for Ren Suo to be inseparable from Dong Chengling, and even make this person die. The man suddenly came to his senses and confessed his love and proposed marriage.

It's not that other methods cannot be used, but this routine is the most suitable for Dong Chengling - be yourself, naturally, rely on your strong personality and charm, and crush everything with an upright and royal military force.

If it were Qiao Muyi, she would not choose this method, but would choose a more violent one...

Qiao Muyi shook his head, thinking that he was sleepy and his head was dizzy.

But why did she feel that the last time she saw this kind of scene was a long, long time ago.

And why did she feel a sense of melancholy and loss in her heart?

At this time, Ren Suo frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Yes, I remembered it - during the mission, the earphones were broken!"

"Is this considered work-related loss? Can it be reimbursed?" Ren Suo asked Qiao Muyi with expectant eyes.

"You are a big-headed idiot. You have to pay for it yourself. No one requires you to wear headphones to perform tasks." Qiao Muyi waved his hands and said angrily: "I'm back. I'll send you a red envelope if anything happens."

"Ah!" Dong Chengling suddenly remembered something: "Xiaojiu hasn't gone to school yet, I have to go back and send her to school!"

After saying that, Dong Chengling teleported away. Qiao Muyi also opened the door and prepared to leave. Ren Suo yawned and went to the bedroom.

"Ren Suo."

Ren Suo, who was scratching his neck, turned his head and hummed.

"I have something, I don't know if I should tell you." Qiao Muyi stood at the door, her cheeks flushed, and she sighed slightly.

"...What's the matter?" Ren Suo's sleepiness disappeared for the most part.

"Forget it, I decided not to say anything."

After slamming the door shut, Qiao Muyi, who was waiting for the elevator, felt a burst of resentment coming from Ren Suo's heart, and laughed, thinking that Ren Suo must be jumping in pain.

Although she didn't know why she felt unhappy, Qiao Muyi only needed to make others unhappy, and then her unhappiness would be relieved - especially Ren Suo, whose stress reduction effect was 300%! It's okay to tease him a few words, it's nice!

Walking down the dormitory building, Qiao Muyi was surprised to see many cars blocking the road, and the cars were filled with acquaintances of hers - all countermeasure monks!

She walked over, knocked on the car window, and asked, "What are you doing here so early in the morning?"

Lowering the window, Yu Kuangtu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, shrugged and said, "Practice."

"exercise?"

"Now Tianlian College is an important education base in Lianjiang. Our countermeasures bureau had to arrive as soon as possible if something happened to the college, so we conducted a rapid assembly exercise... The exercise must be attended by deputy bureau-level leaders. The next exercise will be conducted by You're responsible." Yu Kuangtu said angrily, with a complaining look on his face like "Why am I doing the work again?"

"Let's talk about it next time, maybe there won't be a next time."

Qiao Muyi looked around and found the car where his team members were riding. He opened the door and got in and said, "Take me home."

The team member who was driving wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything - Yu Kuangtu, the biggest leader in the team, was still on the same level as Qiao Muyi. Qiao Muyi insisted on using the bus for private use, what could Yu Kuangtu say?

The most serious case of private use of the bus is Yu Kuangtu. Two days ago, Captain Li Dan complained that Yu Kuangtu drove the bus at night to take girls for a ride!

Sitting in the car, watching the scenery flying behind, Qiao Muyi felt slightly sleepy, and the dream she just had suddenly appeared in her mind.

But dreams are still dreams after all, and most of them are forgotten once you wake up. Now she can no longer remember the details of the dream, she only remembers the three people: slug, sand sculpture, and student...

These three people...how come they all look like the same person?

Forty-five minutes later, when she returned home, she heard a feeble meow coming from inside.

Qiao Muyi hurriedly went in and saw the orange cat lying sickly and motionless on the ground. She called out "Xiaosuo" in distress, then opened the cabinet to find some spare cat food to feed - she had been out for too long this time, and although she had some at home, Orange cats can find emergency cat food, but it is impossible to sustain orange cats for eight days.

If she had come back a little later, she might only see a dead rope.

The cat litter tray was also smelly. Qiao Muyi quickly cleaned up the orange cat's poop these days and replaced it with new cat litter.

At this time, the orange cat, who had finished eating the cat food, came to her feet and rubbed her calf affectionately.

Qiao Muyi picked up the orange cat and scratched its neck. It was so comfortable that it narrowed its eyes and even raised its balls to actively step on her breasts. Although the orange cat was very close to her in the past, it rarely stepped on her breasts. !

Qiao Muyi put down the orange cat, but the orange cat refused to leave and kept walking around Qiao Muyi's feet.

Qiao Muyi quickly understood - the orange cat was using its own way to be intimate with her.

Although cats have certain intelligence, they certainly have no concept of going to work. From the perspective of cats, their owners are their parents, and they go out every day to hunt.

When the owner comes back to feed them canned cats, it is equivalent to the owner returning from hunting canned cats today.

The concept of hunting is derived from the animal nature of cats, and food must be obtained at the risk of life. Therefore, the cat feels that every time the owner leaves home, he is going on a dangerous hunt. If the owner does not come back for a long time, he will encounter danger, injury, or even death while hunting...

That’s why the orange cat was so affectionate when it saw Qiao Muyi’s return, because in its view, the owner must have gone through an extremely difficult and thrilling hunt before feeding it canned cats. Of course, it had to please the tired owner. Lord.

Qiao Muyi smiled and picked up the orange cat, rubbed its face, and said with a smile: "Xiao Suo, I'm fine, hehe."

She sat down on the sofa with the orange cat in her arms, ready to watch the TV news and take a break before taking a shower.

When she went to get the controller on the coffee table, she suddenly saw a hazy and illusory notebook on the coffee table.

The cover of the book is a landscape painting. The picture shows a cliff and mountain forest under a snowy moonlit night. Two figures, a man and a woman, are standing on the cliff hugging each other. They look very much like they are desperate, but also like they are deliberately showing affection.

But Qiao Muyi remembered that she had never bought such a book.

Where did you get the notebook?

When her fingertips touched the cover of the book, she realized that the book was not real, but suddenly turned into reality the moment she touched it.

At the same time, a distant voice sounded in her heart: "Mr. Mu's exclusive reward has been delivered."

Qiao Muyi immediately activated "Detective Eyes" and quickly observed the surrounding environment, but found nothing.

And she could see that during these eight days, except for the orange cat, there were no traces of other creatures in the house.

The only thing she couldn't see through was this book. The notebook seemed to contain magical power. When she touched it, she felt the vast amount of information inside.

How to do it……

There was no hesitation, because a strange desire arose in Qiao Muyi's heart. This desire overwhelmed her reason and caution, making her eager to read the contents of the book.

Where does this desire come from? Maybe it's the picture on the cover of the book - the love on the cliff, incredible and precious, as dreamy as the rainbow reflected in the glass, which makes people yearn for it.

She gently opened the cover of the book, and her eyes instantly focused on the first line of the first page. There, the only title of this book is written:

"Xiao Suo's Secret Diary".

PS: This chapter is 5,000 words long. It’s a double update, so it won’t be updated today.

The reason for asking for leave. The lie is that Tingri is going to go skating again. The truth is that Tingri needs a day to think about the plot.